Dick Cheney, Jacyln Smith, and Nicki Hilton's hubby in high-speed chase.

[Larry Mudd]

Mental illness isn't funny, kids (http://www.connpost.com/localnews/ci_5534982).

(Except when it is, sorta.) Seriously, I feel like a lesser person for wishing this was on an episode of COPS.

I'd like to know more about the attempted assault.

[Duke of Rat]

Mental illness isn't funny, kids (http://www.connpost.com/localnews/ci_5534982).

(Except when it is, sorta.) Seriously, I feel like a lesser person for wishing this was on an episode of COPS.

I'd like to know more about the attempted assault.

If you hit a police car with your car, it's assault. The report says he hit a police car, that'll do it.

Boy, Jaclyn Smith must have really let herself go if she looks like Dick Cheney these days.

[twickster]

Boy, Jaclyn Smith must have really let herself go if she looks like Dick Cheney these days.

Me, I was wondering how Dick and Nicki managed to keep their marriage out of the tabloids.

[Little Nemo]

While in custody, police said, Spernak admitted he wasn't Cheney, but rather Jaclyn Smith, former star of the television show "Charlie's Angels."I hope they got it on camera when she pulled off her Richard Cheney rubber mask and revealed her true identity.