When Easter Presents Attack

[Hal Briston]

Aww, isn't this sweet? My daughter gets a cuuuute stuffed bunny (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Easter%2007&mode=&pic=Shayla-Easter-07_24.JPG&picindex=23) from one of Grandma's friends.










Too bad (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Misc&mode=&start=30&pic=Misc035.JPG&picindex=34) it's obviously going to come to life at night and slaughter our entire fricking family.

[Morgyn]

Aww, isn't this sweet? My daughter gets a cuuuute stuffed bunny (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Easter%2007&mode=&pic=Shayla-Easter-07_24.JPG&picindex=23) from one of Grandma's friends.

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Too bad (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Misc&mode=&start=30&pic=Misc035.JPG&picindex=34) it's obviously going to come to life at night and slaughter our entire fricking family.That bunny definitely has an evil cast to him.

Your daughter, though, is adorable. A redhead?

[Little Nemo]

Sucks to be you, Hal, everyone knows evil toys always go for the father.

[Surly Chick]

I love when people link to their entire photo album and I can surreptitiously view their entire life. Love the animal menagerie, Hal, but I can’t find any pictures of your little girl with the beasts. Do you still have them all?

[Scubaqueen]

Sucks to be you, Hal, everyone knows evil toys always go for the father.

:eek:

closet.

quick!

lock the door!

[Lord Il Palazzo]

That is an evil looking bunny. I'd bet it has a mean streak a mile wide!

My recommendation, find some way to kill the toy before it kills you.
"Sorry, Sweety-Pie. Daddy doesn't know how your bunny got stuffed down the garbage disposal." Seriously, it's kill or be killed.

[What Exit?]

Hal, listen to me, this is really important. You are going to need the following:

1. Holy Water
2. An antique Silver Cross
3. A Young Priest
4. An Old Priest
5. Something to remove the Pea Soup stains if you let it go that far.

[Dying Butterfly]

It looks like it's sharpening a knife just off camera. :eek:

[lokij]

If you....


are thinking....


of cuddling....


this bunny.....



DON'T

[What Exit?]

...
DON'T
I know what movie you saw this weekend. :D

[Hal Briston]

Your daughter, though, is adorable. A redhead?Thanks much! She's got sort of dirty blonde hair, but sometimes it looks very red in pictures.
Love the animal menagerie, Hal, but I can’t find any pictures of your little girl with the beasts. Do you still have them all?Powder (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Pets&mode=&start=30&pic=pets47.JPG&picindex=46) and Majyk (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Pets&mode=&start=90&pic=petsB115.jpg&picindex=114) are no longer with us, but we still have the others. Shayla loves them all, and but Boo (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla&mode=&start=60&pic=Shayla068.JPG&picindex=67) is the only one who'll let her come near them. Merlin (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Pets&mode=&start=120&pic=petsB136.JPG&picindex=135) and Billy (http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Pets&mode=&start=150&pic=petsB162.JPG&picindex=161) run like hell whenever Shayla comes near them. Funny thing is, she's very gentle with her petting, and those two love all the attention they can get -- they just don't want anything to do with her. That's fine by Boo, though...he soaks it all up. :)


Anyway, getting back to the point of this thread -- maybe I should pick up one of these (http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYV15025) and set up a lagomorph deathmatch?

[Surly Chick]

The pix with Baby and Boo is too cute!

And I don't know about you, but I'm certainly ordering the Monty Python bunny!