Whattaya want?

[silenus]

Whattaya want?
I want food and pussy.
How Come?
It's just the way God made me.
Is it all right?
I guess it must be ok,
Ooh pop pop pop shangalangalanga. (http://www.amazon.com/Dan-Reeder/dp/B0001IN12U) (Click the Listen link.)

Has there ever been an more basic, existential declaration of Existance than this? I don't think so. :D