Land O Lakes butter

[ticker]

My very first morning in the USA, back when I was 11, my Uncle demonstrated a trick with a Land O Lakes box. He cut 2 slits where the Native American woman is holding up her own pack of butter and slotted through it her knees, cut from another side of the box. The effect is a woman cupping her ample bosom which can be jiggled about by manipulating the strip of card holding her knees. Is this a well known trick, and are there any others you know of?

[Qadgop the Mercotan]

I knew about that trick back in the 1960's.

[frog princess]

My stepfather used to cut around the sides and bottom of the box of butter she was hoilding with her knees taped to the inside of the box. It was like a one page lift-the-flap book.

[An Arky]

Reminds me...got to pick up some butter at the store this evening... :o

[CalMeacham]

I only found out about it a few years ago, but it is well-known.

I've come across two places on the 'net where people, unhappy with the size of that ample bosom (actually her knees) have photoshopped or redrawn them so they're bigger.

[Cerowyn]

A friend in Detroit showed me that trick with the butter back in the 70's; it had been given to her by her boss, who happened to be a Catholic priest. :eek:

[phall0106]

And here I go, opening the thread because I thought it was about butter. :dubious:

[An Arky]

Well, that just makes up for the times you open threads expecting boobies and get those stupid seabirds...

[Johnny Hildo]

Years ago, Amy Sedaris did the Land O' Lakes boobs thing on the Conan O'Brien show.

[Dr. Rieux]

[Marlon Brando]
Bring me the butter.
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[Thudlow Boink]

Is this a well known trick, and are there any others you know of?It's well-known enough that when I saw the thread title, I guessed that that would be what this thread was about.

I know how to take a dollar bill and, by judicious folding, turn George Washington into a mushroom, but that's not quite as exciting.

[Ferd Burfel]

Speaking of tricks with money, have you tried this (http://www.snopes.com/rumors/20bill.htm) ?

Upon further review, that link also shows the butter trick.

Some day I'll learn to read everything on the page.

[CalMeacham]

We've gone long enough without a visual:

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Odd%20Pics3/LandOLakes.html

[Sapo]

There is a very simple way of creasing the Canadian bills that make the Queen smile or frown when you tilt it. I will let a Canadian give a better explanation and/or pics. It's been a while.

[gigi]

So this isn't the place to wax rhapsodic about the glory that is the irreplaceable no-substitutes-accepted Lightly Salted Land O'Lakes butter?

[Kalhoun]

[Marlon Brando]
Bring me the butter.
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Paaaarkaaaaaay!

[Thudlow Boink]

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

[Tripler]

Yeah well there's that one urban legend that if you take a Red Dog beer label and turn it upside down, it's supposed to be Batman going down on Wonder Woman or something. . .

. . . a coincidence if you ask me. You really gotta look for it.

Tripler
Put on your 'Pablo Picasso Goggles', and maybe you'll see it.

[Chronos]

And here I go, opening the thread because I thought it was about butter.Well, there is a definite dairy connection.

Does anyone else suspect that this was a deliberate feature of the logo design? I mean, why else would an artist put æreolae on knees?

[WF Tomba]

Does anyone else suspect that this was a deliberate feature of the logo design? I mean, why else would an artist put æreolae on knees?
What areolae? That's what always creeped me out about this gag--what happened to that poor woman's nipples!?

[Carson O'Genic]

The Pep Boys matchbook with red tipped dongs that elongate by moving the back.

[Lionne]

I grew up with Land o Lakes butter, and I never heard of this before. Such a sheltered life, no boobs with my breakfast...

[Guinastasia]

Isn't there also a way to do so with just folding the container? I could have sworn that's how my dad showed it to my sister and our cousin.

[Squink]

Isn't there also a way to do so with just folding the container?Yeah. Here'a a short video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/314680/indian_boobs/) of the process.

[lorene]

Not only have I heard of this, but back in junior high, my English teacher would give the Land O' Lakes award to the girl whose boobs had grown the most over the course of the school year.

I wish I were kidding.

[Kneepants Erasmus, the Humanist]

I am assuming that your teacher was female.

[lorene]

I am assuming that your teacher was female.

Nope.

He was later fired for some untoward student-teacher activities on school ski trips.

[Tuckerfan]

Nope.

He was later fired for some untoward student-teacher activities on school ski trips.
Really? Whodathunk?

[danceswithcats]

Nope.

He was later fired for some untoward student-teacher activities on school ski trips.

When informed that the young female had breast enhancement surgery over summer vacation, he cried, "I can't believe they're not butter!" :p

[Dr. Rieux]

Paaaarkaaaaaay!
Butter!

[si_blakely]

[Marlon Brando]
Bring me the butter.
[/MB]This reminds me of an advertising campaign in NZ many years ago.

The tagline was Butter - good for your buns

The image - two round buns, one resting on the other to form something like a pair of buttocks, and a roundtipped knife, tip loaded with butter, making an approach.

I nearly choked the first time I saw it. My wife never understood why it always made me crack up. I wasn't up to explaining.

Si

[lieu]

My very first morning in the USA, back when I was 11, my Uncle demonstrated a trick with a Land O Lakes box.See, he was just carrying on the tradition. Immigration officials used to show it to all the new arrivals at Ellis Island.

[smiling bandit]

See, he was just carrying on the tradition. Immigration officials used to show it to all the new arrivals at Ellis Island.

"And now we will show you the kind of sense of humor your new co-Americans will have..."