Kellibelli is a maladjusted, ignorant fool

[GuanYu]

Kellibelli said that I am a "childish, cowardly friend" to SanibelMan earlier today.
I resent that, especially coming from a person whose IQ is at least 50 points lower than mine. If you want people to be cordial to you, then it is not excessively well advised to insult them publicly. If you are wondering who I am, the answer is that my not-to-be handle was CaoCao. Additionally, I resent the way that my "friend", Wordsmith, spoke of me to begin with. Bring it on!

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"ADD people don't suffer
fools gladly"
--anonymous

[Mister_RogersAWC]

She was really flaming me a while ago, too. maybe she's having a bad day, if so, I can excuse her for her unwarranted (at least in my eyes) behavior.

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"No job's too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company

[Missy2U]

Bite me.

Kellibelli is one of the reasons I decided to register instead of just read and lurk.

Get your little troglodyte self outta my face. I gotta can of Whupass here boy and I'm not afraid to use it.

[kellibelli]

Guanyu...Hey Welcome! You are definately articulate, and not at all what I expected. :)

Not a bad flame for your first try (patting your pack) Good job!

Now little man, as this is the pit after all, while I do admire your balls, which are so sadly lacking in MR DIMWIT, do not try to engage me in a flame war, it is not prudent.

I did refer to you as childish etc...that is exactly as you were protrayed by wordsmith. Might I suggest you flame him.

I will let this go...just this once!

Now fucknugget rogers...I am actually having the BEST fucking day that I can remember in MONTHS! You suck you little toad licking gutter slime!

GuanYu...dont encourage support from trolls...you will get branded as one!

[Mullinator]

What scientific service did you use to determine your IQ is at least 50 points higher than hers? Also, did you create this mindless thread just so you could sit bick, watch yourself get ripped on, and see what kind of excitement you can stir up? I would hope you have slightly better things to do with your life. However, based on the inanity of your known thoughts, I am guessing that is sadly not the case. Look, why don't you post your home address. I will see if I can start a collection for you. With a lot of work, we may be able to enroll you in a local community school. I hear heating/AC work pays well these days. I know, I know, it's not much...but dangit Guan Yu, I believe you can aspire towards mediocrity. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!!

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It's not bragging if you can do it - Satchel Paige

[Ayesha]

Ah, so this is where you ran to Mr. Rogers.
You spinless little wimp. I told you your ass is mine in the pit.

Well KID what do you have to say about flaming me and refusing to answer me ? What are you, a little punk?

Why not fight like the man you hope to become ?

And I'm sure Kellibelli will be overjoyed that you have decided to forgive her.

As for Guan Yu, I don't know you, but be warned Kellibelli may rip you a new one. Other than that little warning, I'm staying out of that one.

Ayesha,
aka - Lioness
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I'm already visualizing
the duct tape over your
mouth.

[kellibelli]

Guys, Guys, now lets give the newbie a chance to apologize before we roast him alive...

He does have a clever handle, at least its not ALL IN CAPS!!

[Ayesha]

Kellibelli,
I didn't flame him, just warned him.

I did of course flame Mr. Rogers. And I liked it too !

I have to get to work on dinner now. We are having chinese food delivered, and you know how much work that is.

Oh and the sig. line is for Mr. Rogers.

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Ayesha - Lioness
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I'm out of my mind, but,
feel free to leave a message

[UncleBeer]

Hmmm, the first post by guano-on-yu is in the pit.

Why would anybody but a troll register and make one post to start a thread in the pit.

Mr Rogers Angry Wittle Clown & guano-on-yu, I suggest you youngsters take that thing out of your ass, put your pants back on and go tell your mommies you've been bad. Off to the sandbox with you boys. The pit is for adults.

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One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

[WallyM7]

God, I LOVE this place!

Guano, just curious. What do you use for brains? Peanut butter?

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel for the rest of the day.

[ChiefScott]

::sniff, sniff::

I never got my pack patted...

[tracer]

GuanYu wrote:

If you want people to be cordial to you, then it is not excessively well advised to insult them publicly.

Um ...

Nah, too easy.

[Ayesha]

Oh so you saw it too ?

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Ayesha - Lioness
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I'm out of my mind, but,
feel free to leave a message

[WallyM7]

I let it go too, trace.

But I'm still a little dizzy from "my-not-to be handle was CaoCao."

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel for the rest of the day.

[kellibelli]

Scotty..you know darn well you got your front patted ;)

[SanibelMan]

::thinking to self:: Thank god they don't realize that I was the one that helped him sign up. Maybe after he gets this out of his system, he'll become a good contributor to this BB, but then again, this may be his one and only message.
At least they don't know I had anything to do with it. Phssh. Suckers.

:: out loud :: Uh-oh... INCOMING!

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"I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs."
-- George Carlin

[BoBettie]

Maybe we should take up a collection to bribe Sanibal not to tell anymore of his "friends" about the boards...
aww....they're so cute at that age!

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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips (stolen from matt's webpage)

[SanibelMan]

I didn't mean for there to be a shameful face, but it worked out quite well...

Oh, and Kellibelli, when do I get my front padded??

Zette, it's Sanibel, not Sanibal. A little respect, please. This is, after all, General Quest... Oh, never mind. You stupid bastard.

hee hee. That was fun!

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"I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs."
-- George Carlin

[okatym]

To Kelli:
You USED to be so nice!!! (Maybe you spent too much time hanging around with Byzantine?) :(

To everyone:
I know it is the nature of the pit, and the relative anonymity makes it easier to be abusive and rude. It just seems odd that such intelligent people are automatically rude and nasty to anyone they disagree with. As I was not blessed with such a gift with 4-letter words, I haven't engaged in flame wars.

Last thought:
My dad used to say "It only takes half a brain to prove yourself a fool". Does it make you feel better, to make fun of people with only half a brain? I mean, GEEZ!

Okay, I'm done using half my brain.

-Katy

[WallyM7]

We're surrounded.

There's just too many of them.

[BoBettie]

Sanibael blathered:

Zette, it's Sanibel, not Sanibal. A little respect, please. This is, after all, General Quest... Oh, never mind. You stupid bastard

Hmmmmmm...I don't get it, but-
I think you meant bitch, but I'm not really sure....Have a nice day anyway...
(man is this place getting weird or what?? They're coming out of the friggin' woodwork!)


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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips (stolen from matt's webpage)

[WallyM7]

Zette, once they get some new video games, they'll go away. Maybe.

In the meantime, don't sweat it, hon.

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel for the rest of the day.

[Narile]

Ahem, first of all, Chief...What kind of sicko are you that you feel your knapsack needs to be patted as a means of expression of worth...can't you stow your gear well enough on your own? :)
SanibelMan, you will get your front padded just as soon as you stuff a sock down the front of your shorts...not the rear, that looks disgusting, rather than amusing.

GDRLH.


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>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry....unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<

---The dragon observes

[SanibelMan]

Zette,
Can I call a truce? I've had one hell of a day, I'm tired, and in no mood to argue with you or anyone. I really like your opinions, and really, I have no beef with you. So, truce? :)

[SanibelMan]

patted. I meant patted.

[sigh] Goodnight...

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"I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs."
-- George Carlin

[kellibelli]

Sanibel...you wont get a flame from me at this time...BUT if I see any more of these loosers and they claim to be pals of yours...prepare to be roasted... ;)

Katy...whaddya mean "used to be"...
I am still nice...*snif*

et tu, okatym? Et tu?

Kelli( the ignorant maladjusted fool )

[BoBettie]

Sanibel,
Out of deep respect for you, I even double checked the spelling of your name this time :)
I have no problem with you. My post was meant in jest. Next time I'll write "Ha, ha, ha!" to make myself clearer. Have a nice day.


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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips (stolen from matt's webpage)

[okatym]

Kelli:
As much I've disliked your relentless flaming of those unfortunate fellows, I still can't find it within myself to dislike you. It would be like saying I don't like golden retriever puppies; They're annoying as hell, have sharp little teeth, chew up anything they can, but they're so damn cute that you can't help but like them.

Now although I'm not certain that you're cute, there is something redeeming about you that I'll call cuteness(until you flame me).

Down girl, down. ;)

-Katy

[kellibelli]

excited, kelli leaps up at katy and happily licks her face...

[WallyM7]

What the fuck??

This is the Pit!

Let me feel the hate.


Love ya to bits, Kelli. You're cuter than a handful of buttons.


Shit. Now you've got me doing it.



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According to the Pope, a woman can be a saint, but not a priest.

[The Ryan]

GuanYu posted 09-29-1999 02:36 PM

Kellibelli said that I am a "childish, cowardly friend" to SanibelMan earlier today.

If this is meant to be whining, congrats: you succeeded. If you were trying to convince us that you have a legitimate concern, quoting Kelli without even providing context is hardly the way to do it. If you're going to start an entirely new thread instead of complaining in the original thread, the very least you could would be to provide a link.
Additionally, I resent the way that my "friend", Wordsmith, spoke of me to begin with. Well gee, that's really specific.

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-Ryan
" 'Ideas on Earth were badges of friendship or enmity. Their content did not matter.' " -Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

[SanibelMan]

[Legal Notice]
As of this moment, I am not responsible for anything GuanYu says or does. I have advised him STRONGLY that he should just drop the matter and get to posting the question that he wanted to ask of the TM, but he insists on flaming many people that contributed to this thread, especially WallyM7 (who I thought made many valid points). I would like to let you all know that I am extremely sorry that I ever let him know of the SDMB, and I will never tell another "friend" about this board again.

I thought it would work... after all, no one has anything against Wordsmith (who, as I said posted the original message about him).

GuanYu is sitting next to me right now, and, after reading, said, "Are you finished writing, you spineless wimp?" So I guess you guys were right. :o :(

I'm sorry. Sorry from the bottom of my "spineless" heart.
Please forgive me.
That is all.

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"I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs."
-- George Carlin

[kellibelli]

I forgive you.

Sometimes its hard to recognize a weenie, until it exposes itself.

'Go on you' will feel better once his pubic hair comes in.

[WallyM7]

Sanibel,

You sound like a pretty smart kid.

Stick around.

We like smart kids.

What we don''t like are smartass kids.

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According to the Pope, a woman can be a saint, but not a priest.

[Kat]

GuanYu is sitting next to me right now, and, after reading, said, "Are you finished writing, you spineless wimp?" So I guess you guys were right.

And you're still calling him your friend?

[ChiefScott]

Hello, Orkin?

Yes. We're infested over here at the SDMB. Can you help us out?

No, not termites. Trolls. Young trolls. Young, annoying, randomly-posting, pernicious, necrotic, scabbed-over, cankerous Trolls.

Yeah, we've tried store bought solutions. Doc Fi was pretty good, but even his efficacy diminished with time. Doc Jackson gave it a shot. Now kellibelli is holding down the fort against their innundating masses. So can ya help us?

Troll bombs? No, never heard of them. What do they do. Will you have to tent the site?

Wow. Randomly generated flames, four-letter words and geneologic insults posted using a fourth grade vocabulary aimed at embarrassing them to such an extent that even though they lurk, they'd hesitate to post?

No. We don't mind if they lurk. It's possibly they could learn something and mutate into witty, irreverent, meaningful posters. Is there a way we could inhibit their posting until they've visites each board site 25 times?

No, huh? How 'bout forcing them to read the FAQs?

No guarantee, huh?

Well, why don't you give it a try anyway. We'll continue from here in our Quixotic efforts to erraticate them. If not maybe we can controll them to a certain extent. We're thinking of opening another site on the board called "The Playpen", but Mr. Roger's mother grounded him and he isn't allowed to be moderator.

Thanks for your time. Bye.