Welcome, troll!

[Satan]

Everyone give a big SDMB welcome to Palidors, our new troll! From the questions and responses to the answers he supplied thus far, I can tell already he will be abusive, nonsensical and annoying!

Welcome aboard, Palidors!

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Yer pal,
Satan

[WallyM7]

Gotta hand it to ya, Satan.

You can spot 'em early.

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[kellibelli]

Where did he post...what did I miss?

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"Aint'cha gonna eat me Wolfie?

"Aint got the time, Grandma!"

[manhattan]

In General Questions, where the Chief's anti-troll mines are already sorely missed.

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Livin' on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

[andros]

I just went through some of Pal's posts.

Yuk. Troll indeed.

Glad to see you, Palidors. Hope you don't mind if I never read another of your fucking topics.

-andros-

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There's always a bigger fish.

[Mister_RogersAWC]

I apologize. He is a friend of mine who often tries to get me to talk to him on AOL Instant messenger (ugh...Aol...). I said that I always post here...and look what happens. I'll beat him up at school tomorrow for not lurking to understand what to do and what not to do.

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"No job's too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company

[Bluepony]

After reading Palidor's shit, I kinda miss ol' ARG.

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"...send lawyers, guns, and money..."

Warren Zevon

[Prairie Rose]

You certainly called this one right, Satan. Anyone who lists "Oracle" under job description in their profile here is an arrogant asswipe. We all know that's *Cecil's* title, dammit. :)

PR

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If you're not part of the solution you're just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

[Doctor Jackson]

Mister Rogers says:
I'll beat him up at school tomorrow for not lurking to understand what to do and what not to do.

Oh, great. Now the SDMB is going to be blamed for school violence. Next thing you know Congress will be making us register to use the site, declare it a private forum, and add moderators and administrators to keep us in line. There go my rights...



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The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. -- E. Grebenik

[Mr Thin Skin]

This is eerily like the loverock hoax. Right down to someone claiming to know whom it is....

naw, it can't be can it.

Haven't seen GOD around lately though...

Is it already the fall newbie excising drive?

[Mister_RogersAWC]

Hey Doc Jackson, I was just kidding...hehe I'll make Palidors shut up one way or another.

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"No job's too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company

[Atrael]

First, as a newbie, can someone give me a definition of a "troll"?..I'm assuming from context, that it implies someone that posts questions for which he already has an answere so that he can try and stump everyone and prove how smart he is to himself...(which, considering the IQ of most of you regulars I think is impossible)
and/or someone that posts a question that they already have an opinion about for the express purposes of arguing with everyone....

And yes, he is extreamly annoying...what's he up to?..about 9 posts in 2 days?

Can another newbie play?

Palidors, everyone here seems to consider you a troll. I've got to say, the evidence is pretty convincing. I, however, am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you are just an idiot.

You post questions you know the answer to. Perhaps you think this is a message board about asking riddles. It isn't.

You type, at times, in all caps. This is a pet peeve of mine. Perhaps you are too stupid to realize it is annoying. AGain, no harm, no foul.

In addition, you posted a stupid question. Perhaps your teachers in elementary school told you there were no such thing as stupid questions. They lied. Your question, besides being tied to the defention of an unclearly defined word, isn't even a question. It's a Zen exercise for clearing teh mind. Again, I assume you are too ignorant to know this, like the guy who hears the punchline of the joke and then asks, "What happened next?"

Then again, maybe you're an illbred, nasty, disgusting, vile troll. In which case, I will try to switch from condescension to invective. Chief Scott was my hero. I could never fill his shoes, but I'll give you all a mild mannered dweeb has to take out on the world.

--John

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"Of course we could make school more challenging Lisa. But then the stupider children would be in here complaining... furrowing their brows in a futile attempt to comprehend the situation."

[Atrael]

Wait...nobody answer this...did some searching and found a thread that explained...sorry I didn't look before I asked....

[Monty]

Perhaps your teachers in elementary school told you there were no such thing as stupid questions. They lied.

So true, so true!

[kellibelli]

Hey 'new guy with the fucked up name'....

You are all right man!
Loose the name though its really too hard. ;)

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"Aint'cha gonna eat me Wolfie?

"Aint got the time, Grandma!"

[kellibelli]

Oh, yes...

I flamed troll in the IQ thead in GQ...(I know, I know...wrong forum!)
Nickrz deleted the flame.

So here it is as best I can remember it:

Palidork, you dont fool me- BRITHAEL! Get off your buddy's computer, go home and jerk off!

Something like that.

It is Britheel though, I am almost positive, and even though "mr rogers the moral barometer" says its one of his friends....
whatever, lets get a big cyber boat, put mr rogers, banshee,& brithael in it, and sent it out to sea . A boat with a hole. And rats.
And termites....yeah, and that flesh eating disease!!

Fuck off & die trolls!!!! You suck!

CHiefscott....where the hell are you?? Its troll season! Tell the new GF you need to go hunting.

[Therealbubba]

Listen, before you start slinging mud, take a look in your own mirror(this is not directed at you, prince of darkness). Anyone who averages over 10 posts a day (not you Kelli), needs to get outside and play more often and spend less time posting short, incomplete, meaningless answers to posts. If the subject doesn't interest you, leave it alone. A board full of MENSA wannabes trying to bury their crusty little noses up Cecils ass is no fun at all!

Now go outside and see if you can get that pretend Harley started.

Therealbubba

[AuraSeer]

I am not a Mensa wannabe. I'm a card-carrying member.

Not that I've done anything useful with Mensa, but at least I have this spiffy card. :)

[kellibelli]

Thanks for not putting me in the flame little buddy...

I am actually at work, which I suspect is the case with satan, C#3, and many of the other regulars.

I am able to multi task, and so I can do paperwork etc and surf at the same time. I also spend ALOT of time on hold waiting for people, so this is a great diversion. It also helps to look busy ;)This is also why you see alot of typo's from me...I am watching for the boss!


I agree though, some of these trolls are just bored, and they are here to try and amuse themselves..they should try public masturbation instead.

[E1skeptic]

Mr. Rogers said,I apologize. He is a friend of mine who often tries to get me to talk to him on AOL Instant messenger... I said that I always post here...and look what happens.Shame on you, Señor Rogers!

I propose a BOYCOTT to Palidor's posts. No reply, no bashing, no nothing to the little troll!

He's worse than... well... you know...

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!

I know my name is fucked-up, but I kinda like it. I made a new sig line to try explain it. I guess you could abbreviate it to Ai to address or quote me. Sorry to interrupt.

(on the upside Kelli spoke to me! )



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The Ai\ Yue- Ha\n FAQ:
1) Eye You-way Han
2) It's Chinese.
3) The symbols are tone marks.
4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered.
5) Just call me John, OK?

[Atrael]

John, you have truely been blessed....(sigh)...I too aspire to the time when I'm acknowledged my Kelli....

Great Post BTW.....and it does seem as if he's stopped....just a kid that mis-understood the rules....

[Atrael]

Yeah, That's gonna get me notices....everyone please note that I meant to say by Kelli not my Kelli...Please understand that I meant nothing by that slip...no innuendo at all....

[kellibelli]

Gee Atrael, if you had an email address, I could mail you those dirty letters I have for you, instead, I have been putting them in bottles and tossing them into the sea... ;)


John. There, I called you John. (its never gonna catch on dude...change it to 'EYE' or something catchy like bug vomit)

[Atrael]

Carefull Kelli, or you'll bring the wrath of C#3 down on you :)

She's right John....need to spiff that name up some....I don't even think I could type the one you have now if I tried....

[Monty]

John: any chance of you posting the characters which make up your name in Chinese? Thanks.

*sigh*
It's that bad, huh?

What if I took out the slashes?

Anyone who knows Chinese could probabaly guess the tones, and it would be less confusing to everyone else. On the other hand, anyone who's seen my other posts could probably guess it was the same guy.




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The Ai\ Yue- Ha\n FAQ:
1) Eye You-way Han
2) It's Chinese.
3) The symbols are tone marks.
4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered.
5) Just call me John, OK?

[Czarcasm]

I'll spell it your way, but I'm gonna pronounce it any way you can. :)

Monty: Here's an ASCII representation of my name; I'm not sure how to put up a graphic yet.

_|_|_ __ + _/\_
| | \__ [-] -| -|
\ _|_ /| -|
\ / ___ | _/ _/
/ \

Well, that screwed up.

I'll keep trying to figure out to post a graphic.

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__________________
The Ai\ Yue- Ha\n FAQ:
1) Eye You-way Han
2) It's Chinese.
3) The symbols are tone marks.
4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered.
5) Just call me John, OK?

[AuraSeer]

To get the spacing to come out right on your ASCII art, use the HTML tag (pre) before it starts, and (/pre) after it ends. Replace the parentheses with greater-than/less-than signs.

[Satan]

You KEEP your name, John. It has CHARACTER! Okay, and a lot of CHARACTERS as well... Still, I say to hell with anyone who has a problem with your monicker!

[WallyM7]

Ai\ Yue- Ha\n, hey thanx for the ASCII representation of your nick.

From now on, I'm gonna go with that when I talk to you.

Not even.

You are John. Period.

Love your stuff, John.



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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[kellibelli]

That's right Wallyhoney...he is John


So, how are you John?
What's new John?

Teasing!
John

[Polycarp]

Satan said....

I say to hell with anyone who....

Well, on that subject we do have to bow to your superior authority! ;)

[Atrael]

Yeah, I couldn't even get it to cut and paste right, John. :)

[Palidors]

Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked...

[Palidors]

Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked...

[Palidors]

Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked...

[andros]

A tad annoying, Pally????

May the flames from a thousand smoldering gobbets of tapir rectum lick at your posts forever.

Putz.

-andros-

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There's always a bigger fish.

[WallyM7]

Therealbubba, I 'm sorry I missed your post.

Evidently, you are referring to me.

I am between contracts, so I have some free time on my hands. Anyway, I can post as often as I please.

If you don't like my posts, don't read them. In fact, do me the favor.

My profile says I have a 30 year old Harley. I didn't say I own a Lamborghini, for chrissake.

In another thread, I said I tried the Mensa test.

I also said I failed.

So, how are things at the trailer park?

Between the alien abductions and the tornados it must get scary.

Get fucked, asshole.



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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[WallyM7]

Oh, in the future, Therealbubba, if you want to flame me, have the courage to use my name.

It's WallyM7, moron.

Sorry if I interrupted you while you were trying to make out with your sister.

[Palidors]

How nice...Wow, you people really have a talent for being unlikable jerks!--


"He who laughs last is dumbest. I know you are laughing, I am not...."
anonymous

[Lioness]

Pallydoors,
What????? Kid do you have a death wish or something ?

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Lioness

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.
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<pre> /\
-|-|- ___ /___ + / \
_\_ / | [-] -|-|
\_/ \ \| --|-- /|-|
/ \ ___ ___/ | _/_/
</pre>

That should be it.

Yeah, that's it. As well as ASCII can do, anyway. Thanks everyone.

[Byzantine]

Palidors felt the need for more ass kicking so he came out here and posted: Sorry, Yall, for being a tad annoying, and no, my little friend Mr. rogers, he tried to hit me but i blocked...

his sledgehammer with my exposed brain.

Ah, yes, when you finish your sentence this way it all comes together. I understand why you had to post it three times; you were so brain damaged that you had forgotten your early postings. I understand that happens with the terminally brain dead.

You then went on to spew more vomit with: How nice...Wow, you people really have a talent for being unlikable jerks!

This is because we don't like a ribbon clerk (an amateur, an ineffectual person) clogging up the message board. Yes, you are right you fussbox, we are all a cluster-fuck of big meany-heads so you should go elsewhere.

And before he left he spat: "He who laughs last is dumbest. I know you are laughing, I am not...." anonymous

That's because you don't get the fact that YOU are the joke.

Palidors- I know for a fact that these people are actually quite like able jerks. (kidding!) These are really cool people here. The reason they seem like jerks is that you are a troll. We don't like trolls. On a guess, I'd say the only threads you read are ones you started, and the ones flaming you. These are guaranteed to be full of people who don't like you. When we aren't talking about morons such as yourself, things are fun. Well, this is fun, too, but I'm sure it's not fun for you.

Atrael: Auraseer told me how to post it; you put the html code (pre) at the beginning and (/pre) at the end, only with < for ( and > for ). I realize you were kidding, but this should work for any ASCII art you want to do here.

--John

Um, like able above should be likeable.

Just covering my ass. This thread is error intolerant.

[kellibelli]

Have I told you yet that I really like you John?

[Atrael]

John....Yeah, I tried that...still messed up all the spacing...(shrug)...no big deal. And you got notices again by her...lucky dog.

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&lt;i&gt;I haven't lost my mind, I have a tape backup around somewhere.&lt;/i&gt;

[Therealbubba]

Wally, you're a sharp guy. Noticed it took you over an hour to flame me. I know, it's hard when you have to burn so many calories thinking. Not too bad though for a shit nosed cock sucking puss bucket like yourself.

Whats the matter, batteries run out in your rectal vibrator, or did you just run out of Wesson? And I wonder, does the M7 stand for minus 7, your IQ?

Still waiting for you to post something meaningful.

Adios, puto

Therealbubba

[WallyM7]

Oh, go lie down, moron.

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

Wow... I'd liek to say something. Maybe tell TheRealBubba to get his own thread to flame Wally, maybe point out that the flames had almost died down when Palidors started things back up (thus proving he is indeed a troll), but I'm a little overcome. Kelli said...

Oh Lord, I'd better go lie down.

(By the way, ChiefScott posted in the other Palidor flame thread- y'know, the one Pali started himself? Better catch it. ChiefScott posts are a collectors item these days.)

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__________________
The Ai\ Yue- Ha\n FAQ:
1) Eye You-way Han
2) It's Chinese.
3) The symbols are tone marks.
4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered.
5) Just call me John, OK?

[WallyM7]

Thanks for the kind words, Kelli. You're always such a sweetheart.

I think bubba's mad at me because I have a beat up old Harley.

[kellibelli]

you are more than welcome wallyhoney...

Really though, bubba isnt usually like that? What did you do to make him so mad?

[WallyM7]

I think it may be because of a thread he started in GD.

He wondered how things would have turned out if the Romans didn't crucify Jesus, thus saving humanity from all that war and suffering.

I didn't think it was a very bright question and said so, although my response wasn't very bright either, and if I could take it back, I would.

Or maybe he just thinks I'm an idiot.

He has that right.

I hope you're feeling better after suffering that nasty spill.

Love ya.

[Sealemon88]

Wally: I saw that old thread in GQ, and truth be told, when I saw your post there I thought you were a troll.

Of course, you're not; I've seen you admit that your original posts were somewhat...antagonistic. It seems like some people have a hard time letting go of first impressions.

flaming him on his post probably didn't help.

Oh well. Keep posting, mon!

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[Therealbubba]

That's pretty much how it went Kelli. He pissed me off, I pissed him off, and then things got really nasty. I know, it's childish, but it's fun too!

We both showed our asses on this one. Sorry, Wally.

Therealbubba

[ChiefScott]

I'm not as rare a commodity as some may hope, John(aka "Screen/names\w/slashes\rock!".

Seal:kel:wall:atra:Bubba --

Excellent team work -- 9
Salient thoughts -- 8.5
Nasty put downs -- 4
Snappy retorts -- 7
Tag team terrorism -- 8
Flirting -- 10
Unrequited hate -- 7.5 (Bubba and Wally need more dedicated hate. But it's a good beginning.)

Notes: Ill-defined teams. Not nearly enough four letter words. Excellent denouement.

Overall Pit Topic grade: 8


See me after class.

[WallyM7]

No need to apologize, bubba. I was out of line first.

Hope we can be friends.

ChiefScott, you old navy dog.

I'm trying to put together a consortium to buy those pictures you so carelessly put in Kelli's hands.

When they're published in Scientific American, there will be questions.

[kellibelli]

Gee...I missed the good stuff on the weekend!


Wally, the opinions ( for lack of a better term) of therealbubba do not in any way reflect the opinions of the rest of us. I enjoy your posts, and I have yet to see anything of yours annoy anyone else.

Bubba...whats up with you? Did I miss something? You arent usually so bitchy...what the hell happened?

[The LION]

Lioness again.

Darn it Kelli, there you go, hogging all the men again.

What about the rest of us ? You can have Wally, he is too much of a flirt for me. ;)
But damn girl, share will ya ?

Lioness

[kellibelli]

Girl! You sure freak me out when you say stuff like that under the header "LION"! ;)

[WallyM7]

Who's a flirt? That was months ago!

I'm so cool, I keep my Popsicles in my pocket.

Get current, Lioness.

Buy yourself a modem and get rid of the two tin cans and the string.

I feel much better now.

[Gazelle]

May I butt in and be totally anti-BBQ? This thread cracked me up and I must speak.

You guys are all hilarious! The biggest laughs:

They've since made up, but WallyM7's reply to Therealbubba's post had me CRYING:

So, how are things at the trailer park?

Between the alien abductions and the tornados it must get scary.

And of course, ChiefScott. Chief, before today I was not familiar with your work. You have a new fan.

This had me rolling on the floor:

Notes: Ill-defined teams. Not nearly enough four letter words. Excellent denouement.

Overall Pit Topic grade: 8

See me after class.

John, love the name. Keep the slashes. Good on you.

kellibelli, I keep thinking that I must know you. Gotta check your bio... New Brunswick. Okay, maybe not.

Anyway,

I love you guys! ::sniff::

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Most common question I ask: "What?"
Most common question I get: "Are you really hearing impaired?"

[Ayesha]

Oh and Wally, I have your tin cans and string right here. ppppppbbbbbbttttthhhhh :P

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Ayesha - Lioness
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I'm out of my mind, but,
feel free to leave a message

[kellibelli]

Canthearya, I know what you mean! This message board, and these people are the most fun I have ever had without the aid of chemicals, alcohol, and with all my clothes on!

I talk about all you guys all the time, and people think I am nuts.

In my best Cartman voice: "Ah luv you Gahs!"

[Narile]

Kelli, say it all you want, you still aint getting any of my beer. ;P

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&gt;&gt;Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry....unless the other guy is bigger than you.&lt;&lt;

---The dragon observes

[kellibelli]

Hey, I live in CANADA...beer runs like sap from the trees!

Palidor also runs like sap from a tree.

1-He runs from a flame fight

2-he runs off at the mouth

3-And as for somebody being a sap....


But as far as I know, he does not resemble beer in any way-he is neither refreshing nor is he convivial.

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We have met the enemy, and He is Us.--Walt Kelly