Kill guard, escape, blend into society.

[Duke of Rat]

Or not (http://www.tylerpaper.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070625/NEWS11/70625018).

Dude, I think you missed a spot.

Looks like the aftermath of the old "pass out drunk around other drunks wielding magic markers" or something.

[Swampwolf]

Wow...he might as well keep up with that recidivism gig, as he's unlikely to find employment anywhere else.

[Rick]

That guy is a policeman's identification wet dream.
Policeman: What did the suspect look like sir?
Witness: You would not believe this guy's face.
Policeman: We know exactly who you are talking about.

[Smitty]

Anybody remember Chris Rock's take on Old Dirty Bastard?

He said of ODB something to the effect of, "This is a man with no white plans at all. You ain't gonna get a house, a bank account, a credit card, or nothing with a name like that."

Here we have a first - a white supremacist with no white plans at all.

[Cat Whisperer]

Dude - your face is all scribbled up. The glasses are just the finishing touch, really.

[ivylass]

Somehow, I don't think this guy (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1103061allgier1.html) has the ability to blend into a crowd.

Seriously...other than working in a tattoo parlor or for the circus, where else could this guy get meaningful employment? I mean, without applying a Tammy Faye Baker-level of makeup?

Dude, if you want to commit crimes, I suggest a more circumspect appearance.


Disclaimer...I am not slamming all people with tattoos. If you got one, flaunt it. Just don't do something permanent to yourself that would make it easy to identify you if you commit crimes.

[freckafree]

Holy crap! That guy has nekkid wimmin in his EARS!!!

[matt_mcl]

My stars.

There's a young gentleman about town who has extensive tattoos all over his hands and face portraying, in what appears to be quite good detail (haven't inspected it too closely) the bones and musculature under his skin.

[ivylass]

Here's one (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/tatface1.html) of a woman.

I fear this guy (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0130063tattoo1.html) will never see the sunny side of life.

I would not want to run into this guy (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dmilam1.html) in a dark alley!

[NinjaChick]

You know how sometimes you're confronted with things you really, really don't want to think about, but embed themselves in your brain nonetheless?

Ear tattoos.

Which means a needle repeatedly jabbing into your ear.

Excuse me, I'm off to beat my head against a wall until the pain stops...

[Mangetout]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6MQ-CK6JEY

[SkipMagic]

I've combined this thread and the one that ivylass started. Just so ya know.

[phouka]

You know, that guy's face reminds me of the back of a spiral notebook belonging to a seventh grade girl - completely covered in doodles. Only instead of unicorns and rainbows and Bratz girls, it's neoNazi shit.

Look, pal, even the 12 year old girl knows to keep it on the frickin' notebook.

Oh, well, not like he'll ever see the outside of a prison again.

[Rysdad]

[I would not want to run into this guy (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dmilam1.html) in a dark alley!

Looks like someone ran into him.

I kind of like his nose. It gives his face some, um, character. Yeah. That's the ticket.

[Hung Mung]

Somehow, I don't think this guy (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1103061allgier1.html) has the ability to blend into a crowd.

Seriously...other than working in a tattoo parlor or for the circus, where else could this guy get meaningful employment? I mean, without applying a Tammy Faye Baker-level of makeup?

Dude, if you want to commit crimes, I suggest a more circumspect appearance.


Disclaimer...I am not slamming all people with tattoos. If you got one, flaunt it. Just don't do something permanent to yourself that would make it easy to identify you if you commit crimes.
I imagine Jolene is very proud of him. Unless, of course, that's white supremacist code-talk that I don't understand.

[don't ask]

Don't be surprised if he gets off. Eye witness testimony is notoriously unreliable. For instance I showed this article to a friend and wondered aloud how he had been identified. My friend correctly pointed out that Allgier is wearing quite distinctive wire frame glasses that made him easy to spot. I however had not noticed them being distracted by the fact that he is bald.

[Little Nemo]

We have a saying in my business: You don't see the smart criminals in prison.

[Savannah]

My stars.

There's a young gentleman about town who has extensive tattoos all over his hands and face portraying, in what appears to be quite good detail (haven't inspected it too closely) the bones and musculature under his skin. I've seen a picture of a fellow with a skull tattooed on his face, but have you seen the one of the guy who got the big green dragon tattooed on his, well, yes. Big green dragon. On his. Yeah.

That's a memorable tattoo.

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dragon-717577.jpg

Link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Curtis Allgier. There's nothing I can say that they haven't said at Fark already...

[if6was9]

So he has a mere tatoo of a swastika in the middle of his forehead... while Charlie Manson and his girls carved swastikas there...

What a wuss!

[OpalCat]

I've seen a picture of a fellow with a skull tattooed on his face, but have you seen the one of the guy who got the big green dragon tattooed on his, well, yes. Big green dragon. On his. Yeah.
*gulp*

!!! :eek:

[ScareyFaerie]

I wonder if he got his phone number tattooed in there as well, just in case he got lost?

[MEBuckner]

Yeah, but he's got the blueprints to the prison, his Swiss bank account number, the 800 number for ODESSA, complete instructions for converting his eyeglasses into an arc welder, and some really great recipes for "Pruno" hidden in there.

[Trisha McMillan]

Considering the circumstances, it might prudent for the authorities to incorporate one additional tattoo,

'If found, please return to the Utah Department of Corrections'.

[CalMeacham]

"Postage Prepaid"

[ShibbOleth]

You're all thinking of this the wrong way. These folks are doing us a service. I wish more psychotic, dangerous people would come with big warning labels like that.

[fisha]

I've seen a picture of a fellow with a skull tattooed on his face, but have you seen the one of the guy who got the big green dragon tattooed on his, well, yes. Big green dragon. On his. Yeah.

That's a memorable tattoo.

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dragon-717577.jpg



Not to be a freak, but that's actually a really cool tattoo, from an artistic and technical point.

The post through the penis looks a little painful though.

[lieu]

I'm guessin his favorite movie is Eraserhead.

[OneCentStamp]

Considering the circumstances, it might prudent for the authorities to incorporate one additional tattoo,

'If found, please return to the Utah Department of Corrections'.
This made me laugh out loud. :D

[Zyada]

You know how sometimes you're confronted with things you really, really don't want to think about, but embed themselves in your brain nonetheless?

Ear tattoos.

Which means a needle repeatedly jabbing into your ear.

Excuse me, I'm off to beat my head against a wall until the pain stops...


It's probably the only way he's going to get his head between a woman's legs.

[WhyNot]

I've seen a picture of a fellow with a skull tattooed on his face, but have you seen the one of the guy who got the big green dragon tattooed on his, well, yes. Big green dragon. On his. Yeah.
I don't need to click, there can't be two such tats in the world. It's gorgeous, in an OHMIGOD kind of way. What I want to know, and have never found the answer to, is A) what state of rigidity was he in for the tattooing and B) how did they keep him there?

[Cat Whisperer]

Tattoo parlour fluffers. Now, THAT is an awesome band name!

[TroubleAgain]

Jeez-o-pete! Is the dragon eye a piercing???

[mswas]

here is a great page of tattoos that are not safe for work

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dragon-717577.jpg

[OpalCat]

here is a great page of tattoos that are not safe for work

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dragon-717577.jpg
Yeah that was shown in post #18. That had to hurt :X

[PoorYorick]

I wonder, did he have John G. raped and mudered your wife (http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/5949273/review/5949274/memento) tattooed on his chest?

[SkipMagic]

Please remember to not link directly to a NSFW image. While we appreciate the warning that a link leads to a NSFW image, people can still accidentally click on the link. What we'd rather you do is post an unparsed link (i.e., post the address, but make it unclickable), or follow the "two-click" rule, which is to link to a safe page that, in turn, links to the NSFW image.

This applies to quoting someone's post with an address leading to a NSFW image. When quoting an address, make sure to uncheck the "Automatically parse links in text" option before you submit your post.

[Savannah]

I don't need to click, there can't be two such tats in the world. It's gorgeous, in an OHMIGOD kind of way. What I want to know, and have never found the answer to, is A) what state of rigidity was he in for the tattooing and B) how did they keep him there?

I wondered about that, too. I do think it's kind of neat. It's not right for me or my husband, I hope, but it's neat. And I'm grateful for the internet that lets me see such sights.

[Chimera]

We have a saying in my business: You don't see the smart criminals in prison.

Or as the Property Room Manager of my local County Jail said to me as I was laughing at some stupid crackhead who had just been released and couldn't figure out how to exit the building...

"There's a reason she's in here".

I was there on Business, BTW, and legally carrying a firearm.

[Cat Whisperer]

I wondered about that, too. I do think it's kind of neat. It's not right for me or my husband, I hope, but it's neat. And I'm grateful for the internet that lets me see such sights.
And you seemed so nice and normal in person. :D

[Ludovic]

Welcometojamaicamonhaveaniceday.

[Trunk]

I don't keep up on trends in neo-nazi graphic design, but that's the nicest looking swastika I've seen in a while.

[Shoeless]

Wow...he might as well keep up with that recidivism gig, as he's unlikely to find employment anywhere else.
Maybe as a harpooner on a whaling ship?