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Asianmagik
10-17-2000, 09:00 PM
ok, i know that donald is a duck (duh)! mickey is a mouse. pluto is a dog. but what is goofy? and why does goofy walk upright unlike pluto if goofy is a dog too? why can goofy talk unlike pluto? this is one of life's most important debates! help!!!!!!!
friedo
10-17-2000, 09:32 PM
Cecil Adams on If Pluto is a dog, what is Goofy? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_077.html).
Omar Little
10-18-2000, 01:46 AM
So you finally got around to watching Stand By Me.
sqweels
10-19-2000, 12:34 AM
You see, Walt Disney was engaged in bizarre genetic experiments involving anthropomorphizing various animals. He was successful with a mouse and a duck, but with the dog, something went wrong and the critter ended up with a little brain damage. Meanwhile, Pluto remained a plain ol' dog.
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