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Alice The Goon
09-07-2007, 09:53 PM
I was bored at work yesterday and started asking coworkers what was 1)the name of the first pet they had and 2)the name of the street they grew up on. From this I formed their stripper names.

My own is Pepper Nitz- kind of creepy considering nits are baby lice.

But my co-workers, oh what glamorous and fanciful names they have! There's Queenie Quality Hill, Maneater Stanley, and Lurch McKinley! You know you'd pay a LOT to see them shake their thangs and take it all off.

What's your stripper name?

Ludy
09-07-2007, 10:03 PM
I always thought mine was the best.

Joker Pearkes

(pronounced perks)

D.E.S.K.Top668
09-07-2007, 10:11 PM
I got two dogs at once, so I guess I'd be Sugar & Spice Lacklund. Even using just one of their names, it sucks.

Peace - DESK

dnooman
09-07-2007, 10:14 PM
Casey Bates











You are right to be jealous:D

Hockey Monkey
09-07-2007, 10:16 PM
Charlie Kendale. I know...it's awesome.

Beadalin
09-07-2007, 10:23 PM
Somehow Achmed S.E. 20th lacks a certain something.

Alice The Goon
09-07-2007, 10:26 PM
Somehow Achmed S.E. 20th lacks a certain something.


I don't know, I think it has a certain something!

I just realized, my youngest son's stripper name is Snuggles Dodge. :cool:

ShadowFacts
09-07-2007, 10:30 PM
Goliath Crane, here.


Sweeeeeeeeet :)

bbs2k
09-07-2007, 10:36 PM
Smiles Jennings!

eleanorigby
09-07-2007, 10:37 PM
Chief Brookwood sounds rather er, ethnic.....


Reebok Idlewild just sounds insane.

My sister had a parrot at one point: how about Ginger Two Ponds Road?



Hopeless.

El_Kabong
09-07-2007, 10:39 PM
Tippi Hystone. Too bad I'm a guy.

Boozahol Squid, P.I.
09-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Max Viscount.

More porn star than stripper, I think

Sunspace
09-07-2007, 10:46 PM
Pud Leighton.


Um. Yeah...

Bayard
09-07-2007, 10:49 PM
Frisky St. Theresa?

Revenant Threshold
09-07-2007, 10:50 PM
Squeak Graham, ladies and gentlemen.

Rich Mann
09-07-2007, 10:50 PM
Brownie Island.


Sounds sorta scatological. :dubious:

Beware of Doug
09-07-2007, 10:51 PM
Kiowa Harding. I kinda like the Harding part.

USCDiver
09-07-2007, 10:53 PM
Doc South Main

Sticks and Scones
09-07-2007, 10:58 PM
Sugar Upson? Eh. So-so.

Rick
09-07-2007, 11:33 PM
Mica Oneonta

Nope, not happening.

Savannah
09-07-2007, 11:37 PM
Dabble Birchwood. Heh.

Can Handle the Truth
09-07-2007, 11:37 PM
Fluffy Madison

Litoris
09-07-2007, 11:43 PM
Heh. We had 2 pets -- so I would either be Pyewacket Hartsville (pike) or Rebel Hartsville (pike). Meh.

My daughter would be Une Tatanka Drivers (hahahaha uh, yeh) my son would be Samhain Meadowview. We don't have good stripper names. My sister (the ex-porn star) actually named her youngest Brandy Island (last name) -- yeh, I figure the kid will follow in her mother's footsteps.

Sunrazor
09-07-2007, 11:43 PM
Well, I can't imagine any stripper with the stage name of County Road 370 North. But before we moved to the country we lived on Cortez Street and had two Labrador retrievers named Duke and Daisy.

Duke Cortez. Wow, not bad. Maybe I'll just use the name.

kayT
09-07-2007, 11:44 PM
Roly Poly Rural Route 2
?

DellieM
09-07-2007, 11:45 PM
Gypsy Rose. Which would also be my son's stripper name. Erugh! My boyfriend would be Timmy Burgess - which is kinda nifty.

Max the Immortal
09-07-2007, 11:46 PM
Chico Besboro. Alternatively, Sambo Besboro (simultaneously-owned dogs). Pretty funny porn/stripper name for a white guy.

Inner Stickler
09-08-2007, 12:27 AM
Duchess 14th St.

I think it needs a Saint in there somewhere.

ILovCoffee
09-08-2007, 12:33 AM
Boney Barcelona

Meh! That I wouldn't want to see. Ah. . . . just . . . no.

Tamryne
09-08-2007, 01:28 AM
Happy Capri


Heh... interesting...

Alice The Goon
09-08-2007, 01:40 AM
Boney Barcelona



Ha! I like it.

Der Trihs
09-08-2007, 01:58 AM
Raygun Cottonwood. It sounds male stripperish, sort of.

Intelligently Designed
09-08-2007, 02:01 AM
Pit Pit Dollard.

I imagine a 400-pound stripper.

Queen Bruin
09-08-2007, 02:35 AM
Brandy Haven.

I'll take your singles now.

Gypsy Rose. Which would also be my son's stripper name. Erugh! My boyfriend would be Timmy Burgess - which is kinda nifty.
Gypsy Rose Lee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gypsy_Rose_Lee) was a famous burlesque entertainer, so it's quite appropriate! (except for men I suppose!)

Triskadecamus
09-08-2007, 02:41 AM
So, I end up being Gabriel Patrick Henry.

Oooooo! Sexy. :rolleyes:

I really needed a brand new way to feel like a dork.

Tris

Leah M
09-08-2007, 04:50 AM
Oh dear. This can only end badly for me.

Wizzer Hollow.

I'm going to hide somewhere.

bbs2k
09-08-2007, 05:12 AM
I didn't realize that we had so many Dopers with so many different... specialties?

betenoir
09-08-2007, 05:41 AM
Earnest Middlesex

Kind of works, if I were really very serious about about stripping.

I always thought I'd go with Darling, which is my nom de plume..and nom d'apparel, and if necessary my nom de guerre. So it might as well be my nom de taking your clothes of for money....

WishIHadACoolName
09-08-2007, 06:39 AM
Midnight PineHill

hmm...

Labtrash
09-08-2007, 07:12 AM
Tigger Chandler

Meh.

My kid's is Morgana Wilshire. Sounds pretty good.

Sublight
09-08-2007, 07:46 AM
Kina Summer, would would be great if I were a chick.

wolfman
09-08-2007, 08:42 AM
Snuffy Portugese. Well that would work for a chick with one hell of a kinky act.

tdn
09-08-2007, 08:49 AM
Charlie Kendale. I know...it's awesome.
Totally! So... How YOU doin'?

Sincerely,
Snooky Douglas

LouisB
09-08-2007, 08:50 AM
Cubby 7th St.

My entire life has been boring and meaningless.

Avarie537
09-08-2007, 08:51 AM
Star Indianola. Oh baby oh baby oh.

Moriarty
09-08-2007, 09:03 AM
Pete Crickett.

(Cue the bad 70's music. Now all I just need is to grow the porn mustache).

Least Original User Name Ever
09-08-2007, 09:18 AM
Well, it'd be Gonzo Dale, Max Dale, Snoopy Dale, Quincy Dale, Nordberg Dale, Triscadecaphobia Dale, or 14 Dale.

I believe Gonzo was first, chronologically, although "Max Dale" sounds pretty sweet.

OtakuLoki
09-08-2007, 09:20 AM
Jay Forest

Well, nicely ambiguous. And about as real sounding as those pine tree car air fresheners smell like real pine.

tdn
09-08-2007, 09:28 AM
Triscadecaphobia Dale
Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to go masturbate like a motherfuck.

Least Original User Name Ever
09-08-2007, 09:31 AM
Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to go masturbate like a motherfuck.
Well, I did have a small turtle named Montana.

Montana Dale. Happy jerkings!

Lightnin'
09-08-2007, 09:49 AM
Max Edgewood.

Cue the porno music.

Yllaria
09-08-2007, 09:51 AM
There have been some good ones, here. And there have been some funny ones. I don't think Bandit Walnut counts as either.

Good thing the other career plans seem to be working out.

Oregon sunshine
09-08-2007, 09:52 AM
Fresca [State Route] 109?

Kind of like a name from Logan's Run.

mikeargo
09-08-2007, 10:49 AM
Nikki Bay

Could be a girl or a guy, I guess.

RandMcnally
09-08-2007, 10:50 AM
Princess Walton.

Yeah, totally gay.

Thrash the Almighty
09-08-2007, 10:53 AM
Prince Hickory

Do I win?

Random
09-08-2007, 11:40 AM
Tiger Addison.

InLucemEdita
09-08-2007, 12:38 PM
Oliver Juneau.
Say it fast and it works...but a crossdressing thing might have to happen.

betenoir
09-08-2007, 12:44 PM
I still think Randy Palamino is the best...except that was the guy's real name.

Could Max Edgewood, Prince Hickory and Tiger Addison please meet me in the other room?

Sock of Doom
09-08-2007, 01:22 PM
Kelly Crestover. It almost makes me wish I had lady bits.

kalex
09-08-2007, 01:42 PM
Put your hands together for Snowball Silver.

Rasa
09-08-2007, 01:55 PM
Oh dear.

Blackie Iroquois.

Blackie (not a racist epithet, she was black with white paws!) had a litter of 5 kittens right around when Watergate was happening. So my parents named them all after the ringleaders, but with "feline" twists. So we also had G. Gordon Kitty and E. Howard Runt and Bobcat Woodward.

*snerk*

WomanofScorn
09-08-2007, 02:08 PM
Kitty Brighton for me.

But my husband has the greatest one ever which he hates heh. His would be:

Mimi Cherry

Come on...that's golden.

Miller
09-08-2007, 02:10 PM
I was at a strip club the other week, and one of the strippers was named... Myrna.

I mean, Myrna? As a stripper name?

Still, I guess it beats mine, which by the rules of the OP would be Zeke Irwin.

anyrose
09-08-2007, 02:12 PM
well, it could be
Cupcake Baker Hill (and I'd drop the "Hill")
or
Ginger Southgate
depending on if you're asking about the first pet I actually remember, or the one the family had when I was born
but the second one sounds more like a soap opera character

CaerieD
09-08-2007, 02:14 PM
According to the formula, my stripper name would be...

Bob B. :dubious:

I really can't see people getting too excited about that one. (Bob was a female guinea pig, for what it's worth.)

I had a friend back in Vegas who used the stage name Caroline Pierce. She was, unsurprisingly, sporting more than a few piercings.

thirdwarning
09-08-2007, 02:18 PM
Anyrose, I'll join you in that soap opera with:

Tippie North.

Although on second thought, with the right attitude, it might work for a stripper.

I hate you guys! My mind has gone to live in the gutter.

anyrose
09-08-2007, 02:24 PM
Anyrose, I'll join you in that soap opera with:

Tippie North.

Although on second thought, with the right attitude, it might work for a stripper.

I hate you guys! My mind has gone to live in the gutter.
c'mon over here (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=435780) :)

descamisado
09-08-2007, 02:45 PM
Would it spoil the fun too much for me to mention that this naming convention is used by female impersonators and not strippers?

Anyway, mine would be Sandy College Hill Road.

So now you know why I'm such a spoilsport.

anyrose
09-08-2007, 02:46 PM
Would it spoil the fun too much for me to mention that this naming convention is used by female impersonators and not strippers?I've heard it as both "stripper names" and "drag queen names"

brendon_small
09-08-2007, 02:51 PM
Gunnar High.

I guess if I think of the first name I gave a pet, it's different. "New-New High". There was also an Old Old. I was so darn creative.

Brendon Small

betenoir
09-08-2007, 02:51 PM
Hmmm...interesting. I guess if I wanted to become a F to M drag queen (drag king?) Ernest Middlesex would be pefect.

descamisado
09-08-2007, 02:57 PM
I've heard it as both "stripper names" and "drag queen names"I had never heard that in regard to strippers; I've learned something new.

Carry on.

rucciface
09-08-2007, 02:58 PM
Let's give a warm welcome to Stinky Hardwood, ladies and gentlemen. :)

Stinky had a brother named Rippy.

pprgrl
09-08-2007, 03:22 PM
Pussywillow Meade

My parents gave me my first kitten when I was three, and yes they let me name her after the book by Margaret Wise Brown. Do I win?

AskNott
09-08-2007, 03:43 PM
Nah, Sniffy Victory doesn't make it. However, I have a joke names file. A few in there would make fine stripper names.

Ophelia Hardin
Mimi Yuyu
Dwanna Stop

bbs2k
09-08-2007, 04:24 PM
Triscadecaphobia Dale, or 14 Dale.
Are you kidding?

descamisado
09-08-2007, 04:25 PM
Are you kidding?Think about it.

Chronos
09-08-2007, 04:53 PM
Say hello to Bear 71. Which half-works, I guess.

We really need a better way to come up with the last names, here...

Wile E
09-08-2007, 05:00 PM
Denise Renwood

I suppose it makes a better soap opera character or drag queen name.

pullin
09-08-2007, 06:36 PM
Rusty Tulip.

Yuck. :rolleyes:

Dervish Jones
09-08-2007, 07:32 PM
Fifi Del Mastro. Fifi was a parakeet.

SkeptiJess
09-08-2007, 08:07 PM
Butch Derrick.

Actually that would work quite well if I were a male stripper, I think.

Nars Glinley
09-08-2007, 08:19 PM
Bobby Cincinnati. I probably wouldn't pay to see me.

H3Knuckles
09-08-2007, 08:32 PM
well... the first pet my family had in my life time would make me Pennsy Woodcrest, which doesn't really work for a guy (unless I was a drag queen, I guess).

Fortunately, the first pet that was for me specifically makes me...

drum roll please...

Sunny Woodcrest!



Eh, it does sound like a fake name, but not necessarily a stripper name.

Sophistry and Illusion
09-08-2007, 08:37 PM
Okay, I have the worst stripper name ever:

Onion Northwood.

Now things get a bit better if we use the name of my second pet: Lance Northwood. Definitely some potential there.

nashiitashii
09-08-2007, 08:55 PM
Let's see...

If we use the first pet that was around when I existed, I'd be Alfa Palladian. Next pet makes me Baron Palladian-- not a good name for a female stripper, but would work for a male. Nowadays I'd be Sienna Hidden Meadow.

Count Blucher
09-08-2007, 09:09 PM
Chi-chi Summit.

"Ok, prude. You name them." -Punch

Sophistry and Illusion
09-08-2007, 09:21 PM
Let's see...

If we use the first pet that was around when I existed, I'd be Alfa Palladian. Next pet makes me Baron Palladian-- not a good name for a female stripper, but would work for a male. Nowadays I'd be Sienna Hidden Meadow.
Well, the point of stripping is that your meadow *doesn't* remain hidden.

etgaw1
09-08-2007, 09:30 PM
Mine even comes with a tag line.

Moses Valentine

"Let me take you to the promise land."


etgaw1

Baker
09-08-2007, 09:37 PM
Baby Broadmoor. Not too bad actually.

Eliahna
09-08-2007, 09:48 PM
-groan-

Best Stripper Names Ever? I lose the thread. I always lose this game.

I don't know what possessed my parents to name our cat Scabby. I don't know what drew them to buy a house on Grubb Avenue either.

Yes, my stripper name is Scabby Grubb.

Second Pet/Second Street doesn't improve matters all that much - not sure of the sequence we had the pets in, but it would be either Smurfy Wirilda or Stanley Wirilda

Little Nemo
09-08-2007, 10:26 PM
Mittens Prison? That doesn't even work for a gay male stripper.

And yes - I grew up on Prison Road. Which might make for a lousy stripper name but would be a really great title for a country song.

Alice The Goon
09-08-2007, 10:32 PM
Scabby Grubb. I love it. I hereby pronounce it the best stripper name ever, in all of the land.

Dushichka
09-08-2007, 10:32 PM
Cheetah Greenwood for me. Makes me think more of a cheesy rock star than a porn star.

Alice The Goon
09-08-2007, 10:34 PM
Cheetah Greenwood for me. Makes me think more of a cheesy rock star than a porn star.

It ain't easy bein' cheesy, you know. Ain't easy having green wood, either, I'd imagine.

OtakuLoki
09-08-2007, 11:13 PM
Scabby Grubb. I love it. I hereby pronounce it the best stripper name ever, in all of the land.


I'm with you, Alice. It is the best stripper name in all the land.

You'd have to pay me, large sums to get me to go to a club where she (or he) were dancing, but it's still the best stripper name out there.

Walloon
09-09-2007, 12:21 AM
Miss Bea Haven was a burlesque artist.

Nametag
09-09-2007, 01:09 AM
Me, I get Alexander Hartzel. Either of my children, however, could work under the nicely androgenous Curly Montevino.

Mr. Rosewater
09-09-2007, 01:47 AM
I seriously doubt that I could be taken seriously as Snoopy Asbury.

My sister, however, would be a shoe-in with Amanda Lake.

CalMeacham
09-09-2007, 10:57 AM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I was bored at work yesterday and started asking coworkers what was 1)the name of the first pet they had and 2)the name of the street they grew up on. From this I formed their stripper names.

My own is Pepper Nitz- kind of creepy considering nits are baby lice.


It's by using this formula that my SO, Pepper Mill, got her name. It worked out pretty well.

If I do it, I come out as Fluffy Colfax, which doesn't really work. Our daughter, MilliCal, would be Midnight Fairmont, which is actually kinda intriguing.

Least Original User Name Ever
09-09-2007, 10:58 AM
Are you kidding?


Nope. My dad named a couple of cats before I was in the world. That was their names. Trisca was a dark Siamese, 14 was a grey one.



I like Midnight Fairmont. She'd have to live in the tanning booth, though.

Gundhilde
09-09-2007, 11:07 AM
Tommy Maywood. Being a female, I'll probably just use this if I ever become a drag king.

SkeptiJess
09-09-2007, 04:25 PM
Scabby Grubb is an excellent stripper name. I doubt she'd often be chosen for lapdances, though. Although she could probably do very well with the sale of teeshirts printed "I went to Club Chubby and all I got was a lapdance from Scabby Grubb."

Stranger On A Train
09-09-2007, 04:29 PM
First pet and street...hmmm...Dinky Chestnut.

I hate this game.

Stranger

Alice The Goon
09-09-2007, 04:45 PM
First pet and street...hmmm...Dinky Chestnut.

I hate this game.

Stranger


::Points and laughs::

HA-HA!

Buckwheat
09-09-2007, 05:14 PM
Diablo Cherry.
(But I am a guy)

Tabula Rasa
09-09-2007, 06:28 PM
Pluff Birdwell

UncaStuart
09-09-2007, 10:52 PM
Rusty Horseshoe

Really.

Miscue
09-10-2007, 07:04 AM
Mine's not worth mentioning, but I knew a guy once who had a great one: Bullet Lawson.

FriarTed
09-10-2007, 07:21 AM
Frisky St. Theresa?

Definitely a Nun theme there.

Myself- Rex Monroe - YEAH BAY-BEE!

Sophistry and Illusion
09-10-2007, 08:45 AM
Scabby Grubb is an excellent stripper name. I doubt she'd often be chosen for lapdances, though. Although she could probably do very well with the sale of teeshirts printed "I went to Club Chubby and all I got was a lapdance from Scabby Grubb."
Totally. I am reminded of a spam e-mail my wife once got offering up "nasty fleabag hos" for her enjoyment and edification. It looks like ol' Scabby fits right into that market niche.

Lionne
09-10-2007, 10:20 AM
Whisper Lorendale

It rolls off the tongue, indeed.

Lionne
09-10-2007, 10:30 AM
You know, I'm very glad we got Whisper the parakeet before we got Nasty the cockatiel.

BlackKnight
09-10-2007, 10:52 AM
Jaws Rooster (Hill)

:( Fail.

Hypno-Toad
09-10-2007, 11:09 AM
Bubbles Stratton checking in. Not bad for a drag queen. If it was my parents situation, it would be Molly Barmouth.

WhyNot
09-10-2007, 11:24 AM
I really, really wish mine was as good as Scabby Grub. It isn't.

Because we also grew up on a numbered street, I've always used the name of the street one over - the closest named street. This gives me: Butch Olcott. :dubious:

Are there lesbian strip clubs?

cbawlmer
09-11-2007, 02:11 PM
First pet and street...hmmm...Dinky Chestnut.

I hate this game.

Stranger

Well, I'd be Tybalt Chestnut. Not a great name for a female stripper, but we'd be a heck of a creepy "family" act. ;)

My husband would be Trice Fish Hatchery Road. :D

Walloon
09-11-2007, 02:13 PM
Your husband is from Madison, Wis.?

cbawlmer
09-11-2007, 02:29 PM
Nope, that's the Fish Hatchery Road in Huntsville, Texas.

brewha
09-11-2007, 02:32 PM
I've played this game before. I'm not sure if Corkey DryBone is a great name or a horrible name.

faithfool
09-11-2007, 02:50 PM
Mine would probably be better for a bookie; Diamond Marks. Not exactly the get-up I'd go for. However, if I could go by now, I'd be the etheral Zen Wolfe. Either that or I'd own a herb shop.

So, under those circumstances, if I ever met up with a Snuffy Portugese, can you imagine the pups we could produce?

Little Plastic Ninja
09-12-2007, 10:32 AM
We moved around an awful lot and had a good few pets when I was a kid.

I don't think we even bothered to name the canaries...

I'll just start from baby to age 10. So that leaves me with:

First names: Emma, Angelica, Bailey

Last names: Burnet, Oregon City, Malloway

Bailey Malloway sure sounds like it ought to be a soap opera name... Angelica Burnet would work (with the appropriate local mis-pronunciation) if I had some really explosive special effects... :eek:

glee
09-12-2007, 11:03 AM
My first pet was a rabbit. I'm going to use a later street though:

Sooty Velvet-whiskers Silverhill :eek:

a35362
09-12-2007, 11:05 AM
Maya Madison. No kidding. Oh yeah, baby.

Green Bean
09-12-2007, 11:17 AM
Fuzzy Wuzzy Chelsea. Well, I guess I would appeal to guys with hair fetishes.

lobstermobster
09-12-2007, 11:35 AM
My favorite names so far have been Doc South Main and Bobby Cincinatti. Not even as stripper names but just names in general. I want to use those two in a short story or something. I always heard it was your first pet and your mothers maiden name. I just asked my SO and its even worth relating since he was born in Helsinki and everything there sounds like gibberish

Luv,
Sparkie Lynwood

Really Not All That Bright
09-12-2007, 11:46 AM
I've definitely got the worst- Floppy Acreman.

(floppy was a fantail guppy, for those of you wondering)

betenoir
09-12-2007, 12:00 PM
Diablo Cherry.
(But I am a guy)

That's great. I'm not a guy, can I have that when I start my stripper career?

romansperson
09-12-2007, 12:21 PM
Sam Tupelo.

Hm. Sounds more like the protagonist of a detective novel.

Ike Witt
09-12-2007, 02:52 PM
Ginger Belaire.

Not quite the masculine name I would have liked.


I once came across a person who had the name Lola Love.

Millit the Frail
09-12-2007, 04:13 PM
Ebony Brighton.

I'm way too pale for my stripper name. :P

betenoir
09-12-2007, 05:16 PM
I once came across a person who had the name Lola Love.

Literally?

iamthewalrus(:3=
09-12-2007, 08:24 PM
Harold Sherwood.

Porn star name!

Nars Glinley
09-12-2007, 09:18 PM
Off-topic but I work with a man with the best real-life porn-star, stripper name. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, "Johnny Long".

Kalhoun
09-12-2007, 10:00 PM
I was bored at work yesterday and started asking coworkers what was 1)the name of the first pet they had and 2)the name of the street they grew up on. From this I formed their stripper names.

My own is Pepper Nitz- kind of creepy considering nits are baby lice.

But my co-workers, oh what glamorous and fanciful names they have! There's Queenie Quality Hill, Maneater Stanley, and Lurch McKinley! You know you'd pay a LOT to see them shake their thangs and take it all off.

What's your stripper name?
Mine would be Gypsy Marion.

You can always pronounce yours "Pepper Nights" which has a somewhat sexy allure to it.

Hypno-Toad
09-12-2007, 10:13 PM
Off-topic but I work with a man with the best real-life porn-star, stripper name. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, "Johnny Long".
I just read about an old british army general named, "Manley Power."

Alice The Goon
09-12-2007, 10:24 PM
You can always pronounce yours "Pepper Nights" which has a somewhat sexy allure to it.


Hey, I never thought of that! That's much better- thanks!

Ike Witt
09-12-2007, 11:03 PM
Literally?
Honest to Og. That was her real name.

betenoir
09-13-2007, 12:29 AM
Honest to Og. That was her real name.

No I mean did you really come across her....

"when I think of all the people I've come across in life...and all the people who have come across me...."

bbs2k
09-13-2007, 01:21 AM
Honest to Og. That was her real name.Read s l o w e r.

:eek:

Dying Butterfly
09-13-2007, 03:37 AM
Elvis California. :dubious: The "street you grew up on" formula just doesn't work with me.

Buckwheat
09-13-2007, 09:24 AM
That's great. I'm not a guy, can I have that when I start my stripper career?
I hereby release all rights to the name to you, betenoir!

betenoir
09-13-2007, 12:06 PM
Cool! *Goes out to shop for pasties and a G-string* *In black*

SmartAleq
09-13-2007, 12:25 PM
I guess I'm some sort of P.G. Wodehouse stripper--Lady Basswood!

SO is Moose Fruitdale--I bet he'd really hate it if he knew I was posting that...

Kids would be Shayna Delaney and Buck Delaney--they'd be a hell of a brother/sister act. (Damn, did I say that out loud??)

:smack:

Elendil's Heir
09-13-2007, 01:37 PM
I guess I'd be "Pepper Park," which is nicely alliterative, at least, even though I'm a dude. I had no idea so many people had dogs named Pepper!

Swampwolf
09-13-2007, 01:42 PM
Oh, dear. Mine would be Princess Lamont.

I guess we know what kinds of clubs I'd be stripping at.

MrSquishy
09-13-2007, 01:44 PM
Casper 79A Avenue. Doesn't have much of a ring to it.

I'm going to go with "Sam Francisco" instead.

Leaffan
09-13-2007, 04:12 PM
I've only read about half of these and have tears streaming down my face!

Signed,
Lily Borden

Malthus
09-13-2007, 04:26 PM
Tabitha Priscilla. Okay, if I was a woman. :dubious:

Sleel
09-13-2007, 11:59 PM
I'm a guy, so names for a female cat, Diddo Dunn, doesn't work all that well for me without tweaking the first name (Dildo? Dan?) Last name isn't bad though.

My sisters would get a lot of mileage out of later homes and pets where they'd be able to use Monukka or Cassiopeia Summerfield.