The Great Seafood Escape

[LonesomePolecat]

Help! The lobsters are loose! (http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,512794,00.html) Police with buckets of melted butter were seen chasing the suspects ... suspects are hiding out with known animal rights radicals ...

[Llama Llogophile]

I like that they are were taken to an animal shelter. Are people going to adopt them now?

[Autolycus]

Clearly they were aided in their escape by a lobstermobster.

[Ike Witt]

I'll adopt one. I can even set up a special jacuzzi just for it.