Describe it in three words

[Winston Smith]

Ben and Jerry? Sellouts? Really? Seems to me like they haven't compromised their art for commerical viability--the ice cream is still high-quality, and (generally) still the most creative product in the frozen section (interesting flavor combinations, etc).

Take it to the Pit, bub. ;)



Maternity leave

Sexist vacation time!

Next: Duct tape

[descamisado]

Take it to the Pit, bub. ;)



Sexist vacation time!

Next: Duct tapeKidnapper's binding material.

O.J. Simpson

[Sternvogel]

O.J. Simpson

Trojan, Bill, suspect.

Bison

[Governor Quinn]

Bison

Rarely visit Buffalo.

Syracuse

[eleanorigby]

Syracuse


Grandmother's alma mater








Tinkerbell

[Hostile Dialect]

Has magic dust

Oranges

[descamisado]

Has magic dust

OrangesChere childhood treat.

Cherries

[Stauderhorse]

Cherries

Sweet red fruit.

Pants.

[Hostile Dialect]

Alternatives are preferred.

Sleep

[Drain Bead]

Parents miss it.

Tattoos.

[eleanorigby]

Tattoos.

"Gnarly" skin pics





Mary Janes

[Elendil's Heir]

Mary Janes: Spiderman's cloned girlfriends.

Cloning.

[eleanorigby]

Cloning.




Replicating Replicating exactly








animated advertising

[Hostile Dialect]

Controversial temporary nuisance

President Kennedy

[Elendil's Heir]

President Kennedy: Died too young.

President George W. Bush.

[Sternvogel]

President George W. Bush.

Barbara's son, father.

The National Guard

[Elendil's Heir]

The National Guard: Stretched too thin.

Going AWOL.

[Hostile Dialect]

John's California Adventure.

(When I was in boot camp in Texas, a trainee named John Somethingorother (not his real surname ;) ) snuck down to the BX, bought some civilian clothes as a disguise, slipped into them in some hiding-hole somewhere on the base, and walked right out the gate that way. He caught a cab to the airport and flew home (San Diego). Someone dropped dime on him and the military ordered him to show up at MEPS and be flown back to training, which he did. Quite a story in our little world.)

Great Escape

[Governor Quinn]

Great Escape

McQueen Meets Motorcycle

Al Hirt

[eleanorigby]

Al Hirt


Soundful Rounded Mound







Yoko Ono

[Silence of the clams]

Yoko Ono

Not exactly hentai






Playstation

[Elendil's Heir]

Playstation: Crack for some.

Silent Hill.

[eleanorigby]

Silent Hill.


Weird video game.







Swiss Alps

[Elendil's Heir]

Swiss Alps: Big, beautiful, snowy.

Avalanche.

[Hostile Dialect]

Beautiful, snowy, destructive.

Rain

[eleanorigby]

Ok, so I'm gonna do avalanche of rain....


Avalanche of rain: massive tsunamic deluge.






On call. (that's what I am today. Boring)

[Elendil's Heir]

On call: Just in case.

Emergency room.

[eleanorigby]

Emergency room.


Hurry and wait.

OR


Agina jumps line.



Operating room (I have to go in if the cardiac cath pt ends up going late. I work Same Day Surgery now after years of ICU and stepdown).

[Sternvogel]

Operating room

Tests patients' patience.

Waiting room reading material

[ChiefScott]

Waiting room reading material

Highlights, Highlights, Highlights.

Highlights

[Elendil's Heir]

Highlights: Dominate TV sports.

Meat puppet.

[descamisado]

Highlights: Dominate TV sports.

Meat puppet.Single band member.

Black Flag.

[Elendil's Heir]

Black Flag: Band and pesticide.

The Doper phrase, "Band name!"

[Hostile Dialect]

Stale Barry joke.

Dave Barry

[Sternvogel]

Dave Barry

Mr. Language Person.

Evel Knievel

[descamisado]

Mr. Language Person.

Evel KnievelRest in Peace.

Eternal Rest.

[Elendil's Heir]

Eternal Rest: Cemetery name, mebbe?

Cemeteries.

[Governor Quinn]

Cemeteries.

Sectarian, or general?

The Democratic Labor Party of Australia (the 1950s-1970s incarnation)

[descamisado]

Sectarian, or general?

The Democratic Labor Party of Australia (the 1950s-1970s incarnation)Foreign, historic, unfamiliar*

* If someone wants to give it a serious attempt, go ahead.

Dingo.

[Hostile Dialect]

Ate my baby!

Baby

[Elendil's Heir]

Baby: Dingoes, stay away!

Australia's likely next PM, Kevin Rudd.

[Hostile Dialect]

Unknown Australian politician.

Tijuana's new mayor's pledge to create an honest and honorable police force

[Winston Smith]

Tijuana's new mayor's pledge to create an honest and honorable police force

New guy bullshit.

Next: 50 Vikodins

[Elendil's Heir]

50 Vikodins: Lotsa misspelled pills.

Life-threatening treatment errors due to doctors' poor handwriting.

[eleanorigby]

Life-threatening treatment errors due to doctors' poor handwriting.


Sentinel event, definitely.


The Aussie Labor Party Thingy:

social democratic party? or democratic socialist party?






Chocolate addiction.

[Sternvogel]

Chocolate addiction.

Promoted by Hershey's? (http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2007/11/30/1133748-police-hershey-candy-looks-like-drugs)

Highway

[eleanorigby]

Highway



military airstrips: myth








defenestration

[The Scrivener]

defenestration

dying most panefully


digital watch

[Hostile Dialect]

mankind's greatest invention

end of the universe

[descamisado]

mankind's greatest invention

end of the universeAdam's Restaurant Location (http://www.amazon.com/Restaurant-at-End-Universe/dp/0345391810).

Galaxy.

[eleanorigby]

Galaxy.


Ford type car


OR


Hitch-hiker's necessary guide




ice storm

[Elendil's Heir]

...
Hitch-hiker's necessary guide

ice storm

(Remember that hyphenated words count as two!)

Ice storm: Angsty recent movie.

Brokeback Mountain.

[eleanorigby]

Brokeback Mountain.

Two backed beast

OR

Jack! Ennis! Alma!

OR

"Jack, I swear...."




ennui

[Hostile Dialect]

boredom on steroids

Gallup poll

[eleanorigby]

Gallup poll


Presidential winner predicter







nystagmus

[Scribble]

Involuntary eye zigzags.




Vestibular nerve

[eleanorigby]

Vestibular nerve


8th cranial nerve




vertigo

[Hostile Dialect]

Great Hitchcock movie.

Torn Curtain (blecch)

[Elendil's Heir]

Torn Curtain: Newman, Andrews pic.

The giant hillside "HOLLYWOOD" sign.

[Hostile Dialect]

California tourist trap.

Laffy Taffy

[Winston Smith]

Laffy Taffy

Accidental filling remover.

Next: Prostate milking

[eleanorigby]

Next: Prostate milking



Nonorgasmic male massage








spontaneous combustion

[Elendil's Heir]

Spontaneous combustion: Beautiful girls cause.

Your favorite supermodel.

[descamisado]

Spontaneous combustion: Beautiful girls cause.

Your favorite supermodel.Alek Wek, anyone?

Cheryl Tiegs.

[eleanorigby]

Cheryl Tiegs.


70s eye candy







Scrabble the board game

[Elendil's Heir]

Scrabble: Wooden tile addiction.

Jane's Addiction.

[Hostile Dialect]

Percy hates rap.

The bastard.

[Elendil's Heir]

The Bastard: Trashy historical fiction.

Pulitzer Prize.

[Scribble]

Good writing award.





Gregorian chants

[eleanorigby]

Gregorian chants

Monkish monophonic plainchant (yes, plainchant is all one word)






candy canes

[Lord Il Palazzo]

Candy Canes: Minty Multicolored J's

Scarf

[eleanorigby]

Scarf


colorful neck warmer


OR


eat food quickly!





broken child's ornament. :( (I just heard a crash from the living room--handblown dragonfly ornament that was #2 son's is in pieces). :(

[Elendil's Heir]

Broken child's ornament: Christmas tree casualty.

(Sorry to hear it!)

Saint Nick.

[Lord Il Palazzo]

Saint Nick: Rotund Gift Distributor.

Pogs

[eleanorigby]

Pogs


Milk cap fad



There will be tears after school. <sigh> Anyone know how to repair handblown glass?




biscotti

[Elendil's Heir]

Biscotti: Good for dunking.

A Starbucks double grande decaf mocha extra foam.

[Hostile Dialect]

Probably no tip.

Jaded

[Elendil's Heir]

Jaded: Seen too much.

Jadestone.

[eleanorigby]

Jadestone.



Hmmm.

Video game developer

OR

antique Chinese pottery





haircut, color, blowdry and flatiron (and now you know my morning schedule)

[Scribble]

high-maintenance coiffure.







Bare Escentuals

[Hostile Dialect]

You get a haircut every morning? :eek:

[Elendil's Heir]

Bare Escentuals: Lookin' good, baby!

Sexual attraction.

[eleanorigby]

Sexual attraction.

HD--no, honey. That's what I did today. :)

Sexual attraction:

Inexplicable pheromones working



consortium

[Elendil's Heir]

Consortium: Loss begets lawsuit.

Lawsuit.

[eleanorigby]

Lawsuit.


Duds for attorneys.






Power Point

[Sternvogel]

Power Point

Score for Tyrone. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrone_Power)

Zorro

[Octalcode]

[QUOTE

Zorro[/QUOTE]

Guy with sword

Tent

[descamisado]

Guy with sword

TentPortable camping abode.

Camp.

[Sternvogel]

Camp.

Unintentionally ironically humorous.

Ed Wood

[SlickRoenick]

Ed WoodPlan Nine sucked :p

Febreze

[descamisado]

Plan Nine sucked :p

FebrezeCyclodextrin-based freshener.

Ed Harris.

[eleanorigby]

Ed Harris.

Academy Award nominee







Snow storm

[Hostile Dialect]

What snow storm?

Beach weather

[Elendil's Heir]

Beach weather: Not Cleveland's now.

Cleveland, Ohio.

[eleanorigby]

Cleveland, Ohio.



Cuyahoga County Seat



Sears, Roebuck & Co.

[Elendil's Heir]

Sears, Roebuck & Co.: Has Chicago skyscraper.

Skyscraper.

[eleanorigby]

Skyscraper.


Heaven piercing building


(psssst-Sear sold the building. No idea what it's called now)





Eskimos

[Elendil's Heir]

"Eskimos": Now politically incorrect?

Political correctness.

[eleanorigby]

Political correctness.

Righteously torturing language







amazon.com

[Elendil's Heir]

Amazon.com: Useful shopping website.

Holiday shopping.

[eleanorigby]

Holiday shopping.



Unnecessary if regifting!





hangnail

[Hostile Dialect]

Poor hygiene result.

Excuses

[Elendil's Heir]

Excuses: Everyone has them. :rolleyes:

Being tired of others' lame excuses for incompetence, failure to plan, forgetfulness, and idiocy.

[eleanorigby]

Being tired of others' lame excuses for incompetence, failure to plan, forgetfulness, and idiocy.



Hmmm. Can't decide:

Impatience with incompetence or impatience with irresponsibility.


how about: Just Fed Up.




How much I like doing this and now I'm wondering if this thread will go on forever and need a "sticky" or whatever it is that makes a thread permanent....

[Sternvogel]

How much I like doing this and now I'm wondering if this thread will go on forever and need a "sticky" or whatever it is that makes a thread permanent....

Baiting the moderators? ;)

The "everything in moderation" concept

[Elendil's Heir]

Everything in moderation: Some Greeks practiced.

The Thermopylae epigraph: "Tell them in Sparta, passerby, that here, obedient to their laws, we lie."

[eleanorigby]

The Thermopylae epigraph: "Tell them in Sparta, passerby, that here, obedient to their laws, we lie."

Jeepers.


um, ok--here ya go: Brave warriors' graves


If we must go Greek.....


Oedipus Rex

[Elendil's Heir]

Oedipus Rex: Really loved Mom.

The Sphinx.

[Stauderhorse]

The Sphinx.

Mysterious lion girl.


Google.

[eleanorigby]

Google.



search engine extraordinaire





driving lessons (car)

[Hostile Dialect]

hang on tight!

caps lock

[eleanorigby]

caps lock



OOPS, MY BAD!







quiche

[descamisado]

OOPS, MY BAD!







quicheIlliterates' fast sex.

I mean: egg, milk, pastry.

Lorraine.

[eleanorigby]

Illiterates' fast sex.

I mean: egg, milk, pastry.

Lorraine.

I stared at that for the longest time.... :smack:


Lorraine: Alsace's French buddy.






scissors

[Governor Quinn]

scissors

Children, stop running!

Piano wire

[The Scrivener]

Nazis' favorite hangup.


baking soda

[eleanorigby]

baking soda

Add vinegar; foam!








Sleep

[descamisado]

Add vinegar; foam!








SleepSpringboard for dreams.

Zen. ;)

[Hostile Dialect]

nm

[eleanorigby]

nm


nm=normal cubic meters







Shakespeare

[descamisado]

You wanna try Zen? I think you responded to a "never mind."

[Hostile Dialect]

Yup, that was a "never mind". Sorry.

[Scribble]

Shakespeare: English Renaissance bard.







Dr. Faustus

[Elendil's Heir]

Dr. Faustus: Needed wiser counsel.

"Wolfie" Mozart.

[Martian Bigfoot]

"Wolfie" Mozart.
Middle name: Gottlieb.

Natascha Kampusch's new talk show.

[Elendil's Heir]

... Natascha Kampusch's new talk show.

Won't watch it.

Don Imus's new radio program.

[Scribble]

Post-racism comeback show.








NPR's "Wait, wait--don't tell me!"

[eleanorigby]

You wanna try Zen? I think you responded to a "never mind."
:smack:



NPR's "Wait, wait--don't tell me!"



Favorite Saturday show






windchill. And I'm off to work (no Dope there. Poo)

[Elendil's Heir]

Post-racism comeback show....


(A reminder: hyphenated phrases count as two words).

Windchill: Breezes make colder.

The Windy City.

[Octalcode]

(A reminder: hyphenated phrases count as two words).

Windchill: Breezes make colder.

The Windy City.


Straight Dope Home






spork

[Elendil's Heir]

Spork: Unholy cutlery, Batman!

Batman and Robin.

[Hostile Dialect]

Loaded caped heroes

Batmobile

[elucidator]

Ambiguously gay autoeroticism

Wonder Woman

[Elendil's Heir]

Batmobile: 'Way cool wheels.

Wonder Woman: 'Way hot superheroine.

Comic books.

[Scribble]

Lowbrow graphic novels.





Atomizer

[Sternvogel]

Atomizer

It sprays perfume.

Since it was skipped: Zen

[BrainGlutton]

Zen

What the fuck?

Taoism

[OneCentStamp]

What the fuck?

Taoism
Yin and yang.


Roller coaster.

[Pixilated]

Enjoy the ride!

Huggermuggery

[Governor Quinn]

Huggermuggery

Please don't squeeze


Whist

[eleanorigby]

Whist


Tricks, Trumps, Honors!









solar energy

[Mark Ryle]

solar energyFrom fusion furnace.
Daily Access Fee

[Scribble]

Daily Access Fee


Daily access fee.



Oh, all right, all right. I'll play nice.

Pay each day.






Overpriced Dinty Moore beef stew from the corner stop-'n'-rob

[Elendil's Heir]

...Overpriced Dinty Moore beef stew from the corner stop-'n'-rob

Not worth it.

The Federal Reserve.

[Hostile Dialect]

Definitely worth it.

Heist

[Scribble]

Rob 'n' run.




Ikea

[Hostile Dialect]

Pretty furniture maze.

Bait/switch

[eleanorigby]

Bait/switch




Tempt and take?


Lure and lift?

Charm and renege?


It's 0430 here, no brain.





tontine

[Mark Ryle]

tontineStevenson's black comedy

glitterati

[Elendil's Heir]

Glitterati: Them's my peeps.

Ebonics.

[Mark Ryle]

Ebonics.Jive talkin' jargon

Black Friday

[Scribble]

Avoid the mall!







olive oil

[Sternvogel]

olive oil

Extra virgin desired.

Parsley

[bannerrefugee]

Extra virgin desired.

Parsley

Great in salad


Bar graph

[Annie-Xmas]

Never Mind

[Sternvogel]

Bar graph

Compares beer sales.

Mitt Romney

[Mark Ryle]

Mitt RomneyPagan, Sharpton says.

Flatscreen

[Elendil's Heir]

Flatscreen: Looks 'way cool.

James Dean.

[Hostile Dialect]

Looks way cool.

Inappropriate placement of apostrophes by presidential candidates.

[bannerrefugee]

Looks way cool.

Inappropriate placement of apostrophes by presidential candidates.

Could do worse

Neuron

[eleanorigby]

Neuron

<very afraid of what "worse" would be....>


Neuron: nervous system essential






pyonidal cyst

[Hostile Dialect]

Cut it off!

Surgery

[Scribble]

General anaesthesia, please.







Holistic medicine

[bannerrefugee]

Holistic medicine

Every way possible




Seltzer

[Elendil's Heir]

Seltzer: Vital comedic fluid.

Slapstick humor.

[Blonde]

Getting more expensive (http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_317230548.html).

Isolation

ETA: :mad: :p :smack:

Mall Without Sales


celebrate

[eleanorigby]

celebrate



Share joy now!






carbuerator (spelling?)

[Mark Ryle]

carbuerator (spelling?)Carb is good.
fuel delivery fossil

circumlocution

[Elendil's Heir]

Circumlocution: Speaking in circles.

Slapstick humor.

[eleanorigby]

Slapstick humor.



Curly, Larry, Moe






tetherball

[Elendil's Heir]

Tetherball: Unleash the fun!

Schoolyard bullies.

[Scribble]

Schoolyard bullies.



Lunch money extortionists.









Ukraine

[Elendil's Heir]

Ukraine: Has fugly president.

Assassination attempt.

[Sternvogel]

Assassination attempt.

Arthur Bremer's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Bremer) legacy.

Lurleen Wallace

[Hostile Dialect]

Had it coming.*

Forced integration

* George Wallace was the Alabama governor who stood in front of the door to physically block two black students from enrolling in college, and refused to step aside until President Kennedy sent National Guard troops to wave their guns in his face. He got off easy, IMO.

[eleanorigby]

Had it coming.*

Forced integration




You must bus.






mistletoe

[TokyoBayer]

Geeks' best bet.

Brothel

[eleanorigby]

Brothel

Chicken Ranch franchise







walrus

[Hostile Dialect]

Possibly a Beatle

beetles

[eleanorigby]

beetles

Coleoptera: monophyletic; holometabolous







pinball

[Hostile Dialect]

described less confusingly

medispeak

[Elendil's Heir]

Medispeak: Doctors, nurses chatting.

The ICU.

[eleanorigby]

The ICU.


Anxiety, alarms, adrenaline.



OR


My previous job.






bifocals

[Elendil's Heir]

Bifocals: Ben Franklin invented.

Flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a key dangling (apocryphally).

[eleanorigby]

Flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a key dangling (apocryphally).




Insanely, ludicrously stupid.





eye candy

[Elendil's Heir]

Eye candy: eleanorigby surely is.

The Beatles.

[Mark Ryle]

The Beatles.Eleanor Rigby by:

Eleanor of Aquitaine

[Elendil's Heir]

Eleanor of Aquitaine: Richard Lionheart's mom.

The Crusades.

[Stauderhorse]

The Crusades.

Violent religious war.


Viagra.

[Sternvogel]

Viagra.

Endorsed by Dole.

Pineapple

[Wargamer]

Tangy Hawaiian treat.

Raincoat

[bannerrefugee]

Endorsed by Dole.

Pineapple
Sweet Tropical Fruit

nose bleed

[eleanorigby]

Ok, so now I'm going to do raincoat and nosebleed together.....





Raincoat and nosebleed: dry cleaner's nightmare.




Aw, Elendil's Heir--you made me blush! (and I thought you were a girl...oops!)




unexpected compliment

[Hostile Dialect]

From Presidential candidate!

Systematized descrimination

[eleanorigby]

From Presidential candidate!

Huh? :confused:

Systematized descrimination

Institutionalized racism etc.






psychopaths

[Hostile Dialect]

Elendil's Heir is a Democratic candidate, or at least joked about it pretty convincingly a while back.

[Elendil's Heir]

Elendil's Heir is a Democratic candidate, or at least joked about it pretty convincingly a while back.

Quite true, and I still am: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=422344

And eleanorigby, if I were female, I'd be Elendil's Heiress, wouldn't I? ;)

Psychopaths: Nutjobs' paved walkways.

Arkham Asylum.

[eleanorigby]

Quite true, and I still am: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=422344

And eleanorigby, if I were female, I'd be Elendil's Heiress, wouldn't I? ;)

Psychopaths: Nutjobs' paved walkways.

Arkham Asylum.


The sad thing is last night as I got ready for bed, I suddenly sat up with thought: Elendil's Heir was in my LOTR thread--stoopit Rigby!

Arkham Asylum: Graphic Nut House





Super Dog!

[Elendil's Heir]

Super Dog!: Mine always were.

My handsome, sly black cat, Sal, on the occasion of his 14th (or is it 15th?) birthday.

[eleanorigby]

My handsome, sly black cat, Sal, on the occasion of his 14th (or is it 15th?) birthday.


Well, I don't know Sal at all, so this is based on cats in general:


Staff felicitations acknowledged.




rhinovirus, because I've caught a cold, dammit.

[Hostile Dialect]

Not like rhinos.

Bad puns

[Mark Ryle]

Bad puns

The only kind.


warranty

[Hostile Dialect]

No pun protection.

WEP puns

[Elendil's Heir]

WEP puns: Weeping entirely prodigiously.

(eleanor, hope you feel better soon!)

Too much Christmas music on the radio.

[Sternvogel]

Too much Christmas music on the radio.

Video addresses problem. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCXSVIFZAPg)*

Irving Berlin

* I'm on a public computer that has the sound turned off. This video may contain NSFW lyrics, so click the link at your own risk.

[Elendil's Heir]

Irving Berlin: Very talented composer.

God Bless America.

[bannerrefugee]

God Bless america

Patriotic opening song



Newsletter

[eleanorigby]

Newsletter


Short regular periodical






Ghost of Christmas Future

[Stauderhorse]

Ghost of Christmas Future

Freaky hooded skeleton.

The Sun.

[Governor Quinn]

The Sun.

Nemesis to all

Warren Moon

[Hostile Dialect]

Freaky unhooded newspaper

[Elendil's Heir]

Warren Moon: Great black QB.

Freaky unhooded newspaper: I lack subscription.

Reader's Digest.

[eleanorigby]

Reader's Digest.


Dentist office offering.



theobromine

[Sternvogel]

theobromine

Dangerous to dogs.

Snoopy

[Hostile Dialect]

Canine fighter pilot.

Imaginary warplanes

[bannerrefugee]

Canine fighter pilot.

Imaginary warplanes

Fantasized Flying Fighters

Photocopier

[Scribble]

Duplicates paper documents






Rotating your tires every 9,000 miles

[eleanorigby]

Rotating your tires every 9,000 miles




Should be 7500.



Tupperware

[Enola Straight]

Suburban Housewife Product

Cigarette Holders

[eleanorigby]

Cigarette Holders


Antique tobacco accessories







bird feeders

[bannerrefugee]

Antique tobacco accessories







bird feeders

Avian snack machine



Car registration

[Elendil's Heir]

Car registration: Annoying yearly obligation.

License plates.

[eleanorigby]

License plates.



Big House product? (do penitentiary's still make license plates?)



Bailiff

[Elendil's Heir]

Bailiff: I know many.

Courtroom.

[eleanorigby]

Courtroom.


Justice prevails place







Calling off sick when you have no sick days.... :(

[Elendil's Heir]

...Calling off sick when you have no sick days.... :(

Unpleasant, regrettable situation.

Coworkers donating sick time to you, if permitted by your boss (as mine does).

[Sternvogel]

Big House product? (do penitentiaries still make license plates?)

Apparently so. (http://www.jrwald.com/blue/correct/correct.html)

Coworkers donating sick time to you, if permitted by your boss (as mine does).

Abused by hypochondriacs?

Baron Munchausen

[Elendil's Heir]

Baron Munchausen: Disappointing Gilliam flick.

Mentally-disturbed moms hurting their kids and lying about it for attention.

[Governor Quinn]

Mentally-disturbed moms hurting their kids and lying about it for attention.

Sick twisted (bleep)

Jack Pearl (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0669069/)

[eleanorigby]

Jack Pearl (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0669069/)


Famous film Munchausen





pierced ears

[Elendil's Heir]

Pierced ears: Not until teenager.

Teen rebellion.

[bannerrefugee]

Pierced ears: Not until teenager.

Teen rebellion.

The Sex Pistols

An annoying co-worker who hordes all the work

[Elendil's Heir]

...An annoying co-worker who [hoards] all the work

Never met him.

The TV comedy The Office.

[bannerrefugee]

Never met him.

The TV comedy The Office.

Those lucky folks

(you too)

Mice

[Elendil's Heir]

Mice: Mouse plus one.

Geese.

[bannerrefugee]

Mice: Mouse plus one.

Geese.

Excellent echeloned birds

Asia

[Blonde]

Excellent echeloned birds

Asia


Chinese Giant Pandas.


Zeppelin

[Enola Straight]

Drummer Bonham dead.

Ike Turner

[Elendil's Heir]

Ike Turner: Troubled, great musician.

Tina Turner.

[eleanorigby]

Tina Turner.

Great gams: insured!








Lizzie Borden

[Elendil's Heir]

Lizzie Borden: Mebbe Mass. murderer.

John Wilkes Booth.

[eleanorigby]

John Wilkes Booth.





Assassination: "useless, useless"



Charles Guiteau

[Elendil's Heir]

Charles Guiteau: Obscure presidential assassin.

The U.S. Secret Service.

[eleanorigby]

The U.S. Secret Service.




Obscure presidential assassin.



Just kidding!


US SS: constant presidential protectors




instamatic cameras

[Elendil's Heir]

Instamatic cameras: Fun at weddings.

The bride tossing her bouquet.

[Sternvogel]

The bride tossing her bouquet.

Determines next marriage?

The practice of the bride stuffing a piece of wedding cake in the groom's mouth

[bannerrefugee]

Determines next marriage?

The practice of the bride stuffing a piece of wedding cake in the groom's mouth

Force fed groom
or
Yuck Ewe Gross

Rudolph the red nosed raindeer

[eleanorigby]

Rudolph the red nosed raindeer


Montgomery Ward's mascot



(isn't it reindeer?)








Dreidel (in the interests of being inclusive)

[Elendil's Heir]

Dreidel: Made of clay!

Hanukkah Harry.

[eleanorigby]

Hanukkah Harry.



Good Hartman role!






vampires