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bannerrefugee
12-14-2007, 04:14 PM
Good Hartman role!
vampires
Long toothed undead
it is reindeer, oh well
Well doped baseball player
eleanorigby
12-14-2007, 04:21 PM
Well doped baseball player
normal starting lineup?
god, what was his name....
Barry Bonds, headliner
God
Labtrash
12-14-2007, 09:28 PM
God
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Snow
Blonde
12-14-2007, 10:08 PM
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Snow
White Beauty Falls
cougar
bannerrefugee
12-14-2007, 10:41 PM
White Beauty Falls
cougar
Cute Carnivorous Cat
Fried flounder with hushpuppies
Elendil's Heir
12-15-2007, 12:16 AM
Good Hartman role!
vampires
(I think Jon Lovitz played Hanukkah Harry, didn't he?)
Vampires: Fevre Dream icons.
Van Helsing.
eleanorigby
12-15-2007, 04:55 AM
Vampires: Fevre Dream icons.
Van Helsing.
Phil Hartman played Harry on SNL, probably before you were born....
"The Order" employee (Van Helsing)
Fried flounder with hush puppies:
Fish and "chips"
Eiffel tower
Elendil's Heir
12-15-2007, 03:07 PM
(Re: Hanukkah Harry - I'm 43; I'm old enough to remember it).
Eiffel Tower: Notable Parisian landmark.
Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France
eleanorigby
12-15-2007, 05:40 PM
(Re: Hanukkah Harry - I'm 43; I'm old enough to remember it).
Thank God-and welcome, friend!
Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France
Whither France, Nicolas?
whiney people who get on your last nerve but you can't yell at them because you're supposed to be taking care of them.... (aka annoying day at work)
Governor Quinn
12-15-2007, 06:39 PM
whiney people who get on your last nerve but you can't yell at them because you're supposed to be taking care of them.... (aka annoying day at work)
Need more cyanide
The Texas Company
eleanorigby
12-15-2007, 06:56 PM
Need more cyanide
I wish!
The Texas Company
Texaco, now Chevron
Put a Tiger in your tank!
Elendil's Heir
12-16-2007, 03:31 PM
...Put a Tiger in your tank!
Good Panzer advice.
Blitzkrieg.
eleanorigby
12-16-2007, 03:39 PM
Blitzkrieg.
bombardment! troops! Stat!
Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening"
Elendil's Heir
12-16-2007, 03:45 PM
...Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening"
RFK often quoted.
Bobby Kennedy.
eleanorigby
12-16-2007, 04:46 PM
Bobby Kennedy.
Dead little brother.
(RFK? Robert Frost King? Kennedy? I'm confused)
lasagne
Governor Quinn
12-16-2007, 05:10 PM
lasagne
lasagna in duplicate
Harry Harrison
eleanorigby
12-16-2007, 05:12 PM
lasagna in duplicate
Harry Harrison
:smack: No wonder spellcheck keeps underlining the damned word.....
Harry Harrison: Stainless Steel Rat (never read it, wiki'ed it)
North Yorkshire
Elendil's Heir
12-17-2007, 09:46 AM
North Yorkshire: Heard it's bleak.
Patrick Stewart.
eleanorigby
12-17-2007, 10:09 AM
Patrick Stewart.
Make it so!
Dilithium crystals
Enola Straight
12-17-2007, 10:24 AM
Warp core sparkplugs
furries
Elendil's Heir
12-17-2007, 10:50 AM
Furries: They baffle me.
Baffle plates on an old Antares-class star cruiser.
Sternvogel
12-17-2007, 01:18 PM
Baffle plates on an old Antares-class star cruiser.
Crucial propulsion components. (http://www.captainmike.org/Galactopedia/b1.html)
Charles Evans Hughes
Cluricaun
12-17-2007, 01:31 PM
Charles Evans Hughes
Busy old politician.
Pee Wee Herman
Elendil's Heir
12-17-2007, 01:55 PM
Pee Wee Herman: Beware Large Marge!
Masturbating in a porno theater and getting busted by a vice cop.
LVgeogeek
12-17-2007, 02:21 PM
Pee Wee Herman: Beware Large Marge!
Masturbating in a porno theater and getting busted by a vice cop.
indecent public exposure
Rolodex (really exiting, eh?)
Sternvogel
12-17-2007, 02:44 PM
Rolodex
Personal analog assistant.
Dexy's Midnight Runners
Cluricaun
12-17-2007, 03:05 PM
Personal analog assistant.
Dexy's Midnight Runners
Come on Eileen.
Black Sabbath
Elendil's Heir
12-17-2007, 03:19 PM
Black Sabbath: Profane worship ritual.
Pope Benedict XVI.
Cluricaun
12-17-2007, 04:07 PM
Pope Benedict XVI.
Godwin's Law Pope
Cluricaun
eleanorigby
12-17-2007, 05:27 PM
Cluricaun
Surly, drunken leprechaun
Maxfield Parrish
Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 12:17 AM
Maxfield Parrish: Dreamlike painting style.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxfield_Parrish
Pablo Picasso.
Cluricaun
12-18-2007, 08:44 AM
Maxfield Parrish: Dreamlike painting style.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxfield_Parrish
Pablo Picasso.
Had Blue period.
Nun-chucks.
eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 09:06 AM
Nun-chucks.
Not a sansetsukon.
Mickey Rooney
Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 09:06 AM
Mickey Rooney: Creeps me out.
"Let's put on a show! My grandma has a barn, and I can sew costumes, and...."
eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 11:37 AM
"Let's put on a show! My grandma has a barn, and I can sew costumes, and...."
Ridiculous, repeated plot.
Judy Garland
Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 12:23 PM
Judy Garland: Drank too much.
Johnny Walker Red.
Enola Straight
12-18-2007, 12:42 PM
Up-scale hootch
Ozy and Millie
Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 12:59 PM
...Ozy and Millie
Wild animal webtoon.
The cheetahs of Namibia.
ChiefScott
12-18-2007, 01:53 PM
Spotted Death Cats
Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 02:38 PM
Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
Mr. Robinson parody. (ha!)
Mr McFeely
Cluricaun
12-18-2007, 02:42 PM
Mr McFeely
Drops shit off.
Bohemian Rhapsody
Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 02:46 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody: Wayne, Garth loved.
Mike Myers.
eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 03:09 PM
Mike Myers.
Shagalistically groovy, baby!
The Pink Panther
Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 03:13 PM
The Pink Panther: Notorious fictional gem.
Insp. Clouseau.
Sternvogel
12-18-2007, 03:20 PM
Insp. Clouseau.
Peter Sellers role.
Steve Martin
bannerrefugee
12-18-2007, 03:34 PM
Peter Sellers role.
Steve Martin
Once was Funny
American Association of Pharmacists
eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 03:46 PM
American Association of Pharmacists
Dope, pill peddlers
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Mark Ryle
12-18-2007, 08:43 PM
Rocky and BullwinkleWABAC animated series
Mr. Big
Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 11:20 PM
Mr. Big: SJP's character's squeeze.
Sex and the City.
Cluricaun
12-19-2007, 08:45 AM
Sex and the City.
Shoes and Whores. :p
Jack Daniels
Elendil's Heir
12-19-2007, 09:53 AM
Jack Daniels: Tastes mighty fine.
Alcoholics Anonymous.
Cluricaun
12-19-2007, 09:54 AM
Alcoholics Anonymous.
Friend of Bill. Why do these things keep coming down to you and me? :D
Discovery Channel
Sternvogel
12-19-2007, 10:06 AM
Discovery Channel
Bloodhound Gang (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/thebadtouch.html) inspiration.*
Hieroglyphics
* lyrics may be NSFW
Cluricaun
12-19-2007, 10:41 AM
Hieroglyphics
Old Egyptian graffiti
Prostitution.
OneCentStamp
12-19-2007, 10:46 AM
Old Egyptian graffiti
Prostitution.
World's oldest profession.
Amsterdam.
Cluricaun
12-19-2007, 10:47 AM
Amsterdam.
Weed and tulips
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sternvogel
12-19-2007, 10:54 AM
Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Play Free Bird!"
Neil Young
Elendil's Heir
12-19-2007, 11:54 AM
Neil Young: Past his prime.
Bob Dylan.
bannerrefugee
12-19-2007, 02:31 PM
Neil Young: Past his prime.
Bob Dylan.
wailing geriatric musician
Bob Dobbs
Elendil's Heir
12-19-2007, 03:06 PM
Bob Dobbs: Not Lou's brother?
The TV show Sisters.
Enola Straight
12-19-2007, 06:23 PM
Hurts man-glands.
Churchwarden pipes
eleanorigby
12-19-2007, 06:57 PM
Churchwarden pipes
Relaxed cloud blowing.
bong
Enola Straight
12-19-2007, 07:19 PM
toke facilitation device
James Cawley
eleanorigby
12-20-2007, 04:59 AM
James Cawley
Now Elvis impersonator.
ribbon
Elendil's Heir
12-20-2007, 08:30 AM
Ribbon: Encircles holiday gifts.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Cluricaun
12-20-2007, 08:52 AM
Ribbon: Encircles holiday gifts.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Fresh hot nuts.
Motley Crue
Elendil's Heir
12-20-2007, 09:01 AM
Motley Crue: Not my faves.
Twisted Sister.
Cluricaun
12-20-2007, 09:06 AM
Twisted Sister.
I Wanna Rock!
Hot Pockets.
bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 09:07 AM
Motley Crue: Not my faves.
Twisted Sister.
Nuts with Guitars
Name plates
eleanorigby
12-20-2007, 02:57 PM
Name plates
Identification, mode: affixed.
polar fleece jacket
bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 03:00 PM
Identification, mode: affixed.
polar fleece jacket
Bad weather equipment
Cognitive dissonance
Sternvogel
12-20-2007, 03:18 PM
Hot Pockets.
Easily microwaved meals.
Cognitive dissonance
Cluricaun
12-20-2007, 03:59 PM
Cognitive dissonance
My brain hurts.
Bukkake. ;)
bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 06:32 PM
My brain hurts.
Bukkake. ;)
Super Gross Porn
or
Pure Porn Pleasure
A very slow computer that crashes a lot.
eleanorigby
12-20-2007, 07:10 PM
A very slow computer that crashes a lot.
Piece of shit.
brand new baby girl
(son of friend just had one....)
bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 07:17 PM
Piece of shit.
brand new baby girl
(son of friend just had one....)
You could have just used 3 letters from that one.
New born baby
or
New female daughter
the emoticons smiling and otherwise emoting on the right side of this reply box
Cluricaun
12-20-2007, 07:34 PM
the emoticons smiling and otherwise emoting on the right side of this reply box
The peanut gallery.
The Hells Angels
Elendil's Heir
12-20-2007, 08:30 PM
Hell's Angels: Hunter Thompson chronicled.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
eleanorigby
12-20-2007, 08:50 PM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Psychedelic Vegas escapades.
fingernail polish
Elendil's Heir
12-20-2007, 09:21 PM
...fingernail polish
Never worn it.
An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who's desperately trying to appear young and hip.
bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 09:56 PM
Never worn it.
An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who's desperately trying to appear young and hip.
Hellish Hair Piece
Or
Narcissists Naughty Noggin
Very bad christmas music, on a "jazz" show- Please don't use muzak in your answer
eleanorigby
12-21-2007, 08:21 AM
Very bad christmas music, on a "jazz" show- Please don't use muzak in your answer
Ok: Seasonal ear worms.
mistletoe
Stauderhorse
12-21-2007, 08:26 AM
mistletoe
Obligatory kissing plant.
Poinsettia.
Cluricaun
12-21-2007, 08:47 AM
Poinsettia.
Falsely believed poisonous
The Pointer Sisters
bannerrefugee
12-21-2007, 11:47 AM
Falsely believed poisonous
The Pointer Sisters
June, Anita, Ruth
Cracker-barrel
Elendil's Heir
12-21-2007, 11:58 AM
Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.
KFC.
bannerrefugee
12-21-2007, 12:42 PM
Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.
KFC.
"Gasp my arteries!"
Fluorescent lighting
Cluricaun
12-21-2007, 12:51 PM
Fluorescent lighting
Al Gore's favorite.
The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.
Sternvogel
12-21-2007, 12:55 PM
The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.
Fish and feathers.
Burgess Meredith
Elendil's Heir
12-21-2007, 02:40 PM
Burgess Meredith: Was Rocky's coach.
Nelson Rockefeller.
Cluricaun
12-21-2007, 03:03 PM
Nelson Rockefeller.
Died getting laid.
Arlo Guthrie
bannerrefugee
12-21-2007, 11:45 PM
Died getting laid.
Arlo Guthrie
Dad was great
Egg nog
MsWhatsit
12-22-2007, 01:20 AM
Better when homemade
jingle bells
Elendil's Heir
12-22-2007, 11:44 AM
Jingle bells: Happy seasonal sound.
Your own personal "happy place."
eleanorigby
12-22-2007, 02:59 PM
Your own personal "happy place."
God only knows what you mean by that ( :) ), but I actually have a happy place. It was given to me when I became a distance education student for grad school. They refer to it as "your happy place" and for a long time, it featured a smiley emoticon. Here ya go:
Student home page.
Tides
Governor Quinn
12-22-2007, 04:44 PM
Tides
Affected by Moon
Sen. Joseph Montoya (D-NM, 1964-1977)
Elendil's Heir
12-22-2007, 07:40 PM
...Sen. Joseph Montoya (D-NM, 1964-1977)
Richardson may emulate.
The New Hampshire primary.
eleanorigby
12-22-2007, 08:04 PM
The New Hampshire primary.
Comes too soon?
whirlygigs
Enola Straight
12-23-2007, 01:36 AM
backstroking pond bugs
ceti eels
eleanorigby
12-23-2007, 10:32 AM
ceti eels
surviving indigenous lifeform.
blizzard conditions
Elendil's Heir
12-23-2007, 11:23 AM
Blizzard conditions: Had 'em already.
A white, snowy, Currier-and-Ives Christmas.
eleanorigby
12-23-2007, 08:16 PM
A white, snowy, Currier-and-Ives Christmas.
Victorian sentimental tosh. (wish we had it here--we HAD it, but it all melted in the rain and 50 degree temps last week....). :(
fondue
Elendil's Heir
12-23-2007, 09:39 PM
Fondue: Hot cheesy deliciousness.
Dropping your piece of bread in the fondue.
Cluricaun
12-24-2007, 11:04 AM
Dropping your piece of bread in the fondue.
That's a foul.
Sasquatch.
eleanorigby
12-24-2007, 11:06 AM
Sasquatch.
Now selling jerky!
urban myths
Elendil's Heir
12-24-2007, 12:06 PM
Urban myths: Brunvand's literary specialty.
Campfire scary stories.
eleanorigby
12-24-2007, 02:06 PM
Campfire scary stories.
Summer night's fun
Elendil's Heir
12-24-2007, 03:16 PM
Now you gotta suggest something we can describe in three words!
eleanorigby
12-24-2007, 04:31 PM
:smack:
Sorry, am distracted today for some reason.... :)
Harold Pinter
Governor Quinn
12-24-2007, 06:09 PM
Harold Pinter
Eminent British playwright
Sir Arthur Wing Pinero
eleanorigby
12-25-2007, 08:32 AM
Sir Arthur Wing Pinero
Playwright and "psychologist".
Flashdance
Cluricaun
12-26-2007, 10:07 AM
Flashdance
Dancing Jennifer Beals.
Footloose.
Enola Straight
12-26-2007, 11:17 AM
Dancing Kevin Bacon
(here it comes)
...
Dirty Dancing
Cluricaun
12-26-2007, 05:19 PM
Dirty Dancing
Baby in Corner.
This thread.
Sternvogel
12-26-2007, 05:33 PM
This thread.
Not dead yet.
Ariel Sharon
bannerrefugee
12-27-2007, 08:51 AM
Not dead yet.
Ariel Sharon
Brain Dead Israeli
CD cases
eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 10:56 AM
CD cases
Recalcitrant plastic pieces.
Forgive me, I lost power for awhile and had Other Things to Do.
flights canceled due to snow
Sternvogel
12-28-2007, 01:42 PM
flights canceled due to snow
Headaches for passengers.
Alka-Seltzer
Wargamer
12-28-2007, 01:43 PM
Airportus terminalis Interruptus.
Hi-Liters
Wargamer
12-28-2007, 01:44 PM
Bah, beaten to the punch.
Fizzy stomach relief.
Hi-Liters
Annie-Xmas
12-28-2007, 01:45 PM
Headaches for passengers.
Alka-Seltzer
Plop! Fizz! Relief!
Hi-Liters
eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 02:15 PM
Hi-Liters
Colorful homework aids?
Beer cheese soup.
bannerrefugee
12-28-2007, 02:40 PM
Colorful homework aids?
Beer cheese soup.
What a combination
Fire hoses
Enola Straight
12-28-2007, 02:41 PM
bachelor cuisine? :p
Tonsil stones
eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 03:44 PM
Fire hoses
beer cheese soup is delicious--I made some today.
Fire hoses: steroidal garden pipes
Tonsil stones: crevassed calcareous matter (ew)
Harry Potter
Wargamer
12-28-2007, 03:56 PM
Young Wizardly Hero
Hollywood
bannerrefugee
12-28-2007, 04:08 PM
Young Wizardly Hero
Hollywood
Sleazy California City
or
Iconic city sign
worn out running shoes
eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 04:35 PM
worn out running shoes
shin splint creator
Puritans
bannerrefugee
12-28-2007, 04:42 PM
shin splint creator
Puritans
Pure Protestant People
403 Qualified Annuity
Elendil's Heir
12-28-2007, 05:07 PM
403 Qualified Annuity: Boring tax stuff.
IRS Form 1040EZ.
eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 05:51 PM
IRS Form 1040EZ.
Not for me. :(
IRS audit
Elendil's Heir
12-28-2007, 11:49 PM
...IRS audit
No damn fun.
Double-entry bookkeeping.
eleanorigby
12-29-2007, 09:23 AM
Double-entry bookkeeping.
Fun for accountants!
reluctance to do something that I should have done some time ago, but have put off for almost too long (school related).....
Elendil's Heir
12-29-2007, 11:33 AM
...reluctance to do something that I should have done some time ago, but have put off for almost too long (school related).....
Ask for extension?
Procrastination.
Annie-Xmas
12-29-2007, 11:36 AM
Ask for extension?
Procrastination.
Keep Putting Off.
Charlie Sheen
eleanorigby
12-29-2007, 01:00 PM
Charlie Sheen
Martin's famous son
Yellow submarine
Sternvogel
12-29-2007, 03:19 PM
Yellow submarine
Large Liverpool sculpture. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Submarine_%28Liverpool%29)
Subway spokesman Jared Fogle
Elendil's Heir
12-29-2007, 07:37 PM
Annoyingly omnipresent everypitchman.
The hoi polloi.
eleanorigby
12-29-2007, 07:42 PM
The hoi polloi.
The teeming millions.
The yellow sub is very cool, btw.
guillotine
SSG Schwartz
12-29-2007, 09:26 PM
The teeming millions.
The yellow sub is very cool, btw.
guillotine
Infomercial Head Hacker
Gospel
SSG Schwartz
Elendil's Heir
12-29-2007, 11:48 PM
Gospel: New Testament stuff.
SSG Schwartz: Cool military Doper.
The Pentagon.
eleanorigby
12-29-2007, 11:49 PM
Gospel
The Good News!
puppies
Elendil's Heir
12-30-2007, 12:05 AM
Puppies: Adorable, furry, unhousebroken.
The Pentagon.
eleanorigby
12-30-2007, 02:01 PM
The Pentagon.
Military-Industrial complex OR
five sided shape
parallel parking (teaching teen)
Elendil's Heir
12-30-2007, 07:03 PM
...parallel parking (teaching teen)
Causes gray hairs.
Reconciling yourself to aging.
eleanorigby
12-30-2007, 07:32 PM
Reconciling yourself to aging.
Hasn't happened yet.
or
necessary post driving-lesson...
New England Patriots
jackelope
12-30-2007, 10:36 PM
New England PatriotsMiami without champagne.
Elvis Presley.
eleanorigby
12-30-2007, 11:05 PM
Elvis Presley.
Hide those hips!
Frasier Krane
Annie-Xmas
12-31-2007, 07:30 AM
Hide those hips!
Frasier Krane
Nitpick: It's CRANE.
Niles Crane.
Elendil's Heir
12-31-2007, 09:37 AM
Niles Crane: Effete, cultured, hilarious.
Eddie, his dad's dog.
eleanorigby
12-31-2007, 01:43 PM
Eddie, his dad's dog.
Ack! I know it's Crane! :eek:
One wealthy canine
Daphne Moon
Annie-Xmas
12-31-2007, 01:58 PM
Ack! I know it's Crane! :eek:
One wealthy canine
Daphne Moon
The Virgin Marla
2000
eleanorigby
12-31-2007, 02:05 PM
2000
Um.... 7 years ago?
bookstores
Elendil's Heir
12-31-2007, 03:15 PM
Um.... 7 years ago?....
Tweeet! That's four words! :D
Bookstores: Love to visit.
The NYT Bestsellers List.
OneCentStamp
12-31-2007, 03:28 PM
The NYT Bestsellers List.Oprah is gatekeeper.
Samurai.
Wargamer
12-31-2007, 04:24 PM
Japanese sword wielder.
A battleship.
Sternvogel
12-31-2007, 05:15 PM
A battleship.
Sink the Bismarck! (http://www.bismarck-class.dk/bismarck/miscellaneous/bismarck_songs/bismarck_songs.html)
The Battle of New Orleans
eleanorigby
12-31-2007, 05:50 PM
The Battle of New Orleans
Long time ago
War of Jenkin's Ear
Elendil's Heir
12-31-2007, 11:10 PM
...War of Jenkin's Ear
Pretty silly conflict.
The 1969 "Soccer War" of El Salvador and Honduras: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_War
SSG Schwartz
01-01-2008, 12:14 AM
Pretty silly conflict.
The 1969 "Soccer War" of El Salvador and Honduras: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_War
Rioting gone international
Next word: Bourbon
SSG Schwartz
eleanorigby
01-01-2008, 03:05 PM
Next word: Bourbon
Big Easy street OR
mainly Southern tipple
Hogmanay
Sternvogel
01-01-2008, 03:17 PM
Hogmanay
Auld Year's Night.
Novelty eyeglasses in which the lenses substitute for zeroes in such dates as 2008
Governor Quinn
01-01-2008, 03:22 PM
Novelty eyeglasses in which the lenses substitute for zeroes in such dates as 2008
Very ephemeral products
Rick Prelinger
eleanorigby
01-01-2008, 04:06 PM
Rick Prelinger
Industrial film collector.
Dr. Kevorkian
Elendil's Heir
01-01-2008, 10:14 PM
...Dr. Kevorkian
Didn't he die?
"Dead pools" among family, friends or coworkers.
eleanorigby
01-01-2008, 10:31 PM
Didn't he die?
Did he? dunno!
"Dead pools" among family, friends or coworkers.
Real life tontines. :eek:
Resolutions
bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 08:50 AM
Did he? dunno!
Real life tontines. :eek:
Resolutions
Usually broken fast
or
Annual wishful thinking
An IT department that sneaks around on in the middle of the holidays without any warning and "upgrades" your computer.
Elendil's Heir
01-02-2008, 08:51 AM
Resolutions:
Easily made, forgotten
(or)
Pointless annual ritual.
(Wiki says Dr. Kevorkian is, in fact, still alive. Born in 1928, so he turns 80 this year. Thought I'd read about his death a few months back. Guess I was wrong!)
Next phrase: An IT department that sneaks around on in the middle of the holidays without any warning and "upgrades" your computer.
eleanorigby
01-02-2008, 02:03 PM
Next phrase: An IT department that sneaks around on in the middle of the holidays without any warning and "upgrades" your computer.
Stealth computer nerds
water coming through my furnace, cascading over wires (repair man coming at 4pm)
Sternvogel
01-02-2008, 02:08 PM
water coming through my furnace, cascading over wires (repair man coming at 4pm)
Big bill coming.
William Howard Taft
bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 02:30 PM
Big bill coming.
William Howard Taft
Trust busting republican
Baltimore
eleanorigby
01-02-2008, 02:34 PM
Baltimore
Deathplace of Poe.
Holy Ghost
OneCentStamp
01-02-2008, 02:52 PM
Holy Ghost
Father, Son and...
AMC Gremlin
bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 03:31 PM
AMC Gremlin
Amazing Monstrous Creature
Or
Early compact car
Hyderabad
eleanorigby
01-02-2008, 03:41 PM
Hyderabad
Andhra Pradesh capitol
Or where lover's go (hide under a bed.....). Say it fast; it almost works. Work with me, here!
tundra
bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 04:07 PM
tundra
Treeless, Windy, Cold
which more is more or less the same as were I live
Political ads
elfkin477
01-02-2008, 04:12 PM
Political ads
Hot Air Buffoons
Next: Another foot of snow forcasted
bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 04:20 PM
Next: Another foot of snow forcasted
More precipitation coming
Brittney Spears
eleanorigby
01-02-2008, 04:44 PM
Brittney Spears
More precipitation coming
(well, I thought it was clever!)
Annette Funicello
Enola Straight
01-02-2008, 04:45 PM
Crap. Brittany was wholesome, Annette still is.
Once considered wholesome
the E8 Lie Group
bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 09:20 PM
the E8 Lie Group
Mathematicians gone wild
I like that one it was obscure, until I wiked it.
Wikipedia
Elendil's Heir
01-02-2008, 11:29 PM
Wikipedia: I'm its bitch.
Prison life.
eleanorigby
01-03-2008, 07:03 AM
Prison life.
Strange roommates, indeed!
negative windchill
bannerrefugee
01-03-2008, 08:36 AM
negative windchill
Too Damn Cold
Voodoo Fetish
Elendil's Heir
01-03-2008, 11:15 AM
Voodoo fetish: My friend has.
Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
Cluricaun
01-03-2008, 11:18 AM
Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
Third World Slum.
Baby Doc Duvalier
Elendil's Heir
01-03-2008, 11:25 AM
...Baby Doc Duvalier
President for Life.
Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe.
bannerrefugee
01-03-2008, 12:24 PM
President for Life.
Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe.
Third World Tyrant
Cream Cheese Croissant
Elendil's Heir
01-03-2008, 01:24 PM
...Cream Cheese Croissant
Better on bagel. :D
Smoked salmon.
bannerrefugee
01-03-2008, 01:29 PM
Better on bagel. :D
Smoked salmon.
Lotsa Lox Rocks
tounge twisters
Sternvogel
01-03-2008, 02:01 PM
tongue twisters
White right-wingers.
The Iowa caucuses
Cluricaun
01-03-2008, 02:49 PM
The Iowa caucuses
Not that important
Hang gliding.
bannerrefugee
01-03-2008, 03:43 PM
Hang gliding.
Flying for fun
Dick Clark
Governor Quinn
01-03-2008, 05:35 PM
Dick Clark
Senator from Iowa (http://bioguide.congress.gov/scripts/biodisplay.pl?index=C000448)
Jimmy Reed
eleanorigby
01-03-2008, 06:30 PM
Jimmy Reed
American blues singer
The Bionic Man
bannerrefugee
01-04-2008, 09:06 AM
The Bionic Man
70's television series
Lab coats
Elendil's Heir
01-04-2008, 09:35 AM
Lab coats: Geeks wear them.
Scanning electron microscope.
bannerrefugee
01-04-2008, 10:58 AM
Lab coats: Geeks wear them.
Scanning electron microscope.
See's small stuff
Scholarships
Elendil's Heir
01-04-2008, 12:33 PM
Scholarships: Help poor students.
Going to the college bookstore for the first time, and being shocked and appalled to spend hundreds of dollars on books you'll only use for a few months.
eleanorigby
01-04-2008, 01:47 PM
Going to the college bookstore for the first time, and being shocked and appalled to spend hundreds of dollars on books you'll only use for a few months.
Freshman sticker shock
pheochromocytoma
Sternvogel
01-04-2008, 01:56 PM
pheochromocytoma
Secretes excessive catecholamines.
Admitting you use Wikipedia to learn definitions of medical terms
bannerrefugee
01-04-2008, 03:01 PM
Admitting you use Wikipedia to learn definitions of medical terms
Doper being honest
I looked it up too, but didn't try to think of anything.
Latte
Elendil's Heir
01-04-2008, 03:30 PM
...pheochromocytoma
Er... no thanks?
Long Latinate medical or scientific words you don't completely understand, but which look scary.
Cluricaun
01-04-2008, 04:37 PM
Er... no thanks?
Long Latinate medical or scientific words you don't completely understand, but which look scary.
Songs by Carcass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necroticism_-_Descanting_the_Insalubrious)
The way you do the things you do.
eleanorigby
01-04-2008, 04:47 PM
[I've had to look up all the jazz musicians--fair's fair! :) ]
The way you do the things you do.
Temptation's first hit!
compost heap
Elendil's Heir
01-04-2008, 04:53 PM
Compost heap: Breaks down garbage.
Mitt Romney's and Hillary Clinton's moods, post-Iowa caucuses.
Sternvogel
01-04-2008, 05:15 PM
Mitt Romney's and Hillary Clinton's moods, post-Iowa caucuses.
Anticipating Dixville Notch. (http://www.greatnorthwoods.org/dixvillenotch/)
Since it was skipped: Latte
eleanorigby
01-04-2008, 09:46 PM
Since it was skipped: Latte
Caffeine with milk
Amesterdam's interconnected canals
Elendil's Heir
01-05-2008, 03:10 PM
...Amsterdam's interconnected canals
Skateable in winter.
Ice skates.
eleanorigby
01-05-2008, 06:55 PM
Ice skates.
Daughter's expensive footwear.
ziggurat
Enola Straight
01-05-2008, 08:54 PM
Hill-top temple
Drip Tiberius Rat
eleanorigby
01-05-2008, 08:56 PM
Drip Tiberius Rat
Now you're just messing with my head.
David Hopkin's nickname.
columbarium
Elendil's Heir
01-05-2008, 10:34 PM
Columbarium: Our church has.
The Episcopal Church.
Gorgon Heap
01-05-2008, 10:42 PM
The Episcopal Church.
Open to suggestion.
Caucus
Elendil's Heir
01-05-2008, 10:48 PM
Caucus: Iowa's biggest attraction?
The New Hampshire primary.
eleanorigby
01-06-2008, 09:50 AM
The New Hampshire primary.
Current news story
Rudolph Guilliani
Enola Straight
01-06-2008, 01:12 PM
Was a mayor
musical holes
:eek:
Elendil's Heir
01-06-2008, 04:01 PM
Musical holes: Courtney fronted one.
Kurt Cobain.
eleanorigby
01-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Kurt Cobain.
Smashed drum sets.
(I don't get musical holes--is it because I'm old?)
Michael Jackson's Thriller
Elendil's Heir
01-06-2008, 04:48 PM
...(I don't get musical holes--is it because I'm old?)....
I'm not sure myself about "musical holes." But Courtney Love was the lead singer for a band called Hole, so I went with that.
Michael Jackson's Thriller: Bestselling pop album.
Crimes committed by extremely wealthy entertainers who consider themselves above the law.
eleanorigby
01-06-2008, 07:33 PM
I'm not sure myself about "musical holes." But Courtney Love was the lead singer for a band called Hole, so I went with that.
I'll just run with that. Thanks
Crimes committed by extremely wealthy entertainers who consider themselves above the law.
Stupid silly scandals
dormer windows
bannerrefugee
01-07-2008, 08:31 AM
dormer windows
Architectural Design Element
Jigsaw puzzles
Annie-Xmas
01-07-2008, 08:40 AM
Architectural Design Element
Jigsaw puzzles
Put it together.
Scarlett O'Hara
eleanorigby
01-07-2008, 09:06 AM
Scarlett O'Hara
Fiery Southern belle OR
Difficult to cast
jungle gyms
Elendil's Heir
01-07-2008, 12:08 PM
Jungle gyms: Be careful, kids!
The Consumer Products Safety Commission.
eleanorigby
01-07-2008, 12:48 PM
The Consumer Products Safety Commission.
Consumer watchdog group OR
Kid's fun spoiler
rubber duckies
Sternvogel
01-07-2008, 05:34 PM
rubber duckies
Ernie's bathtub joys.
Ernie Pyle
eleanorigby
01-07-2008, 06:02 PM
Ernie Pyle
Folksy roving reporter OR
Gomer's lost brother?
cloud seeding
Elendil's Heir
01-07-2008, 07:58 PM
Cloud seeding: Rarely makes rain.
The persistent drought in Australia.
eleanorigby
01-07-2008, 09:24 PM
The persistent drought in Australia.
Oz's outback ruin
OR
Baked Aussie desert. (that one is so lame I'm going to bed from the shame of it)
horcruxes
bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 10:18 AM
horcruxes
Harry Potters Problem
People who are on the phone way way too much
Elendil's Heir
01-08-2008, 11:04 AM
...People who are on the phone way way too much
Hang up, dammit!
People who talk on their cellphones while driving.
OneCentStamp
01-08-2008, 11:10 AM
Hang up, dammit!
People who talk on their cellphones while driving.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! CRUNCH!!!! AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Men who leave the toilet seat up.
Elendil's Heir
01-08-2008, 11:56 AM
...Men who leave the toilet seat up.
Hey, it happens.
The Gallic shrug.
bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 12:15 PM
The Gallic shrug.
Funny french gesture
HP customer service
eleanorigby
01-08-2008, 02:03 PM
HP customer service
An oxymoron, no?
working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years....
bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 03:03 PM
working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years....
Night....In purgatory
Pandora radio
Sternvogel
01-08-2008, 03:23 PM
Pandora radio
Never heard it.
Clicking the Wiki "Random Article" link, I come up with U.S. Route 69 as the next challenge.
Danalan
01-08-2008, 03:27 PM
Clicking the Wiki "Random Article" link, I come up with U.S. Route 69 as the next challenge.Most Stolen Signs
Huckleberries
bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 03:55 PM
Huckleberries
Much like blueberries
Rubber chickens
eleanorigby
01-08-2008, 05:30 PM
Rubber chickens
Used in gags.
(I was cancelled, btw, so no night shift for me. Completely trivial aside: how come rubber duckies are cute, but rubber chickens are gross?)
Margaret Thatcher
Sternvogel
01-08-2008, 05:44 PM
Margaret Thatcher
Chemist, baroness, widow.
People born and educated in the USA who've affected such spellings as "honour" and "manoeuvre" in their personal correspondence
bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 07:35 PM
people born and educated in the USA who've affected such spellings as "honour" and "manoeuvre" in their personal correspondence
How bloody portentous
l33t
eleanorigby
01-08-2008, 07:40 PM
How bloody portentous
Maybe even pretentious...
l33t
Internet communication technique
The Dali Llama
Elendil's Heir
01-08-2008, 09:45 PM
...The Dali Llama
Surrealist quadruped painter. :D
Delightful misspellings.
eleanorigby
01-08-2008, 09:54 PM
Surrealist quadruped painter. :D
Delightful misspellings.
:eek:
:o
:D
I can't believe I did that, but hey--llamas could teach us much about acceptance and life and being in the moment. Truly not alpaca of lies....
Delightful misspellings: Spoonerism wanna be's?
Dr Seuss' use of anapestic tetrameter
Elendil's Heir
01-08-2008, 09:58 PM
...Dr Seuss' use of anapestic tetrameter
Hat, cat, plane.
Horton Hears A Who.
Cluricaun
01-09-2008, 08:22 AM
Horton Hears A Who.
Elephants on LSD.
Where the Wild Things Are.
bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 08:24 AM
Horton Hears A Who.
Vlad’s very vicious
yogi berra
eleanorigby
01-09-2008, 08:36 AM
yogi berra
A pic-a-nic basket!
OR
dead baseball legend
(hat, cat, plane?)
Medusa
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