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bannerrefugee
12-14-2007, 04:14 PM
Good Hartman role!






vampires

Long toothed undead

it is reindeer, oh well

Well doped baseball player

eleanorigby
12-14-2007, 04:21 PM
Well doped baseball player


normal starting lineup?



god, what was his name....

Barry Bonds, headliner




God

Labtrash
12-14-2007, 09:28 PM
God


Flying Spaghetti Monster




Snow

Blonde
12-14-2007, 10:08 PM
Flying Spaghetti Monster




Snow

White Beauty Falls


cougar

bannerrefugee
12-14-2007, 10:41 PM
White Beauty Falls


cougar

Cute Carnivorous Cat

Fried flounder with hushpuppies

Elendil's Heir
12-15-2007, 12:16 AM
Good Hartman role!

vampires

(I think Jon Lovitz played Hanukkah Harry, didn't he?)

Vampires: Fevre Dream icons.

Van Helsing.

eleanorigby
12-15-2007, 04:55 AM
Vampires: Fevre Dream icons.

Van Helsing.


Phil Hartman played Harry on SNL, probably before you were born....



"The Order" employee (Van Helsing)

Fried flounder with hush puppies:

Fish and "chips"




Eiffel tower

Elendil's Heir
12-15-2007, 03:07 PM
(Re: Hanukkah Harry - I'm 43; I'm old enough to remember it).

Eiffel Tower: Notable Parisian landmark.

Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France

eleanorigby
12-15-2007, 05:40 PM
(Re: Hanukkah Harry - I'm 43; I'm old enough to remember it).

Thank God-and welcome, friend!



Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France

Whither France, Nicolas?








whiney people who get on your last nerve but you can't yell at them because you're supposed to be taking care of them.... (aka annoying day at work)

Governor Quinn
12-15-2007, 06:39 PM
whiney people who get on your last nerve but you can't yell at them because you're supposed to be taking care of them.... (aka annoying day at work)

Need more cyanide

The Texas Company

eleanorigby
12-15-2007, 06:56 PM
Need more cyanide

I wish!

The Texas Company


Texaco, now Chevron





Put a Tiger in your tank!

Elendil's Heir
12-16-2007, 03:31 PM
...Put a Tiger in your tank!

Good Panzer advice.

Blitzkrieg.

eleanorigby
12-16-2007, 03:39 PM
Blitzkrieg.


bombardment! troops! Stat!







Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening"

Elendil's Heir
12-16-2007, 03:45 PM
...Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening"

RFK often quoted.

Bobby Kennedy.

eleanorigby
12-16-2007, 04:46 PM
Bobby Kennedy.


Dead little brother.






(RFK? Robert Frost King? Kennedy? I'm confused)





lasagne

Governor Quinn
12-16-2007, 05:10 PM
lasagne

lasagna in duplicate

Harry Harrison

eleanorigby
12-16-2007, 05:12 PM
lasagna in duplicate

Harry Harrison
:smack: No wonder spellcheck keeps underlining the damned word.....


Harry Harrison: Stainless Steel Rat (never read it, wiki'ed it)




North Yorkshire

Elendil's Heir
12-17-2007, 09:46 AM
North Yorkshire: Heard it's bleak.

Patrick Stewart.

eleanorigby
12-17-2007, 10:09 AM
Patrick Stewart.


Make it so!







Dilithium crystals

Enola Straight
12-17-2007, 10:24 AM
Warp core sparkplugs

furries

Elendil's Heir
12-17-2007, 10:50 AM
Furries: They baffle me.

Baffle plates on an old Antares-class star cruiser.

Sternvogel
12-17-2007, 01:18 PM
Baffle plates on an old Antares-class star cruiser.

Crucial propulsion components. (http://www.captainmike.org/Galactopedia/b1.html)

Charles Evans Hughes

Cluricaun
12-17-2007, 01:31 PM
Charles Evans Hughes

Busy old politician.

Pee Wee Herman

Elendil's Heir
12-17-2007, 01:55 PM
Pee Wee Herman: Beware Large Marge!

Masturbating in a porno theater and getting busted by a vice cop.

LVgeogeek
12-17-2007, 02:21 PM
Pee Wee Herman: Beware Large Marge!

Masturbating in a porno theater and getting busted by a vice cop.

indecent public exposure



Rolodex (really exiting, eh?)

Sternvogel
12-17-2007, 02:44 PM
Rolodex

Personal analog assistant.

Dexy's Midnight Runners

Cluricaun
12-17-2007, 03:05 PM
Personal analog assistant.

Dexy's Midnight Runners

Come on Eileen.

Black Sabbath

Elendil's Heir
12-17-2007, 03:19 PM
Black Sabbath: Profane worship ritual.

Pope Benedict XVI.

Cluricaun
12-17-2007, 04:07 PM
Pope Benedict XVI.

Godwin's Law Pope

Cluricaun

eleanorigby
12-17-2007, 05:27 PM
Cluricaun


Surly, drunken leprechaun




Maxfield Parrish

Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 12:17 AM
Maxfield Parrish: Dreamlike painting style.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxfield_Parrish

Pablo Picasso.

Cluricaun
12-18-2007, 08:44 AM
Maxfield Parrish: Dreamlike painting style.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxfield_Parrish

Pablo Picasso.

Had Blue period.

Nun-chucks.

eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 09:06 AM
Nun-chucks.


Not a sansetsukon.





Mickey Rooney

Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 09:06 AM
Mickey Rooney: Creeps me out.

"Let's put on a show! My grandma has a barn, and I can sew costumes, and...."

eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 11:37 AM
"Let's put on a show! My grandma has a barn, and I can sew costumes, and...."


Ridiculous, repeated plot.





Judy Garland

Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 12:23 PM
Judy Garland: Drank too much.

Johnny Walker Red.

Enola Straight
12-18-2007, 12:42 PM
Up-scale hootch

Ozy and Millie

Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 12:59 PM
...Ozy and Millie

Wild animal webtoon.

The cheetahs of Namibia.

ChiefScott
12-18-2007, 01:53 PM
Spotted Death Cats

Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 02:38 PM
Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood


Mr. Robinson parody. (ha!)






Mr McFeely

Cluricaun
12-18-2007, 02:42 PM
Mr McFeely


Drops shit off.


Bohemian Rhapsody

Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 02:46 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody: Wayne, Garth loved.

Mike Myers.

eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 03:09 PM
Mike Myers.



Shagalistically groovy, baby!





The Pink Panther

Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 03:13 PM
The Pink Panther: Notorious fictional gem.

Insp. Clouseau.

Sternvogel
12-18-2007, 03:20 PM
Insp. Clouseau.

Peter Sellers role.

Steve Martin

bannerrefugee
12-18-2007, 03:34 PM
Peter Sellers role.

Steve Martin

Once was Funny

American Association of Pharmacists

eleanorigby
12-18-2007, 03:46 PM
American Association of Pharmacists





Dope, pill peddlers






Rocky and Bullwinkle

Mark Ryle
12-18-2007, 08:43 PM
Rocky and BullwinkleWABAC animated series

Mr. Big

Elendil's Heir
12-18-2007, 11:20 PM
Mr. Big: SJP's character's squeeze.

Sex and the City.

Cluricaun
12-19-2007, 08:45 AM
Sex and the City.

Shoes and Whores. :p

Jack Daniels

Elendil's Heir
12-19-2007, 09:53 AM
Jack Daniels: Tastes mighty fine.

Alcoholics Anonymous.

Cluricaun
12-19-2007, 09:54 AM
Alcoholics Anonymous.

Friend of Bill. Why do these things keep coming down to you and me? :D

Discovery Channel

Sternvogel
12-19-2007, 10:06 AM
Discovery Channel

Bloodhound Gang (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/thebadtouch.html) inspiration.*

Hieroglyphics

* lyrics may be NSFW

Cluricaun
12-19-2007, 10:41 AM
Hieroglyphics

Old Egyptian graffiti

Prostitution.

OneCentStamp
12-19-2007, 10:46 AM
Old Egyptian graffiti

Prostitution.
World's oldest profession.


Amsterdam.

Cluricaun
12-19-2007, 10:47 AM
Amsterdam.

Weed and tulips

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Sternvogel
12-19-2007, 10:54 AM
Lynyrd Skynyrd

"Play Free Bird!"

Neil Young

Elendil's Heir
12-19-2007, 11:54 AM
Neil Young: Past his prime.

Bob Dylan.

bannerrefugee
12-19-2007, 02:31 PM
Neil Young: Past his prime.

Bob Dylan.
wailing geriatric musician

Bob Dobbs

Elendil's Heir
12-19-2007, 03:06 PM
Bob Dobbs: Not Lou's brother?

The TV show Sisters.

Enola Straight
12-19-2007, 06:23 PM
Hurts man-glands.

Churchwarden pipes

eleanorigby
12-19-2007, 06:57 PM
Churchwarden pipes




Relaxed cloud blowing.






bong

Enola Straight
12-19-2007, 07:19 PM
toke facilitation device

James Cawley

eleanorigby
12-20-2007, 04:59 AM
James Cawley



Now Elvis impersonator.







ribbon

Elendil's Heir
12-20-2007, 08:30 AM
Ribbon: Encircles holiday gifts.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Cluricaun
12-20-2007, 08:52 AM
Ribbon: Encircles holiday gifts.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Fresh hot nuts.

Motley Crue

Elendil's Heir
12-20-2007, 09:01 AM
Motley Crue: Not my faves.

Twisted Sister.

Cluricaun
12-20-2007, 09:06 AM
Twisted Sister.

I Wanna Rock!

Hot Pockets.

bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 09:07 AM
Motley Crue: Not my faves.

Twisted Sister.

Nuts with Guitars

Name plates

eleanorigby
12-20-2007, 02:57 PM
Name plates


Identification, mode: affixed.








polar fleece jacket

bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 03:00 PM
Identification, mode: affixed.








polar fleece jacket
Bad weather equipment

Cognitive dissonance

Sternvogel
12-20-2007, 03:18 PM
Hot Pockets.

Easily microwaved meals.

Cognitive dissonance

Cluricaun
12-20-2007, 03:59 PM
Cognitive dissonance

My brain hurts.

Bukkake. ;)

bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 06:32 PM
My brain hurts.

Bukkake. ;)
Super Gross Porn
or
Pure Porn Pleasure

A very slow computer that crashes a lot.

eleanorigby
12-20-2007, 07:10 PM
A very slow computer that crashes a lot.





Piece of shit.





brand new baby girl

(son of friend just had one....)

bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 07:17 PM
Piece of shit.

brand new baby girl

(son of friend just had one....)

You could have just used 3 letters from that one.

New born baby
or
New female daughter

the emoticons smiling and otherwise emoting on the right side of this reply box

Cluricaun
12-20-2007, 07:34 PM
the emoticons smiling and otherwise emoting on the right side of this reply box

The peanut gallery.

The Hells Angels

Elendil's Heir
12-20-2007, 08:30 PM
Hell's Angels: Hunter Thompson chronicled.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

eleanorigby
12-20-2007, 08:50 PM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.


Psychedelic Vegas escapades.






fingernail polish

Elendil's Heir
12-20-2007, 09:21 PM
...fingernail polish

Never worn it.

An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who's desperately trying to appear young and hip.

bannerrefugee
12-20-2007, 09:56 PM
Never worn it.

An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who's desperately trying to appear young and hip.

Hellish Hair Piece
Or
Narcissists Naughty Noggin


Very bad christmas music, on a "jazz" show- Please don't use muzak in your answer

eleanorigby
12-21-2007, 08:21 AM
Very bad christmas music, on a "jazz" show- Please don't use muzak in your answer




Ok: Seasonal ear worms.






mistletoe

Stauderhorse
12-21-2007, 08:26 AM
mistletoe

Obligatory kissing plant.


Poinsettia.

Cluricaun
12-21-2007, 08:47 AM
Poinsettia.

Falsely believed poisonous

The Pointer Sisters

bannerrefugee
12-21-2007, 11:47 AM
Falsely believed poisonous

The Pointer Sisters

June, Anita, Ruth

Cracker-barrel

Elendil's Heir
12-21-2007, 11:58 AM
Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.

KFC.

bannerrefugee
12-21-2007, 12:42 PM
Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.

KFC.
"Gasp my arteries!"


Fluorescent lighting

Cluricaun
12-21-2007, 12:51 PM
Fluorescent lighting

Al Gore's favorite.

The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.

Sternvogel
12-21-2007, 12:55 PM
The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.

Fish and feathers.

Burgess Meredith

Elendil's Heir
12-21-2007, 02:40 PM
Burgess Meredith: Was Rocky's coach.

Nelson Rockefeller.

Cluricaun
12-21-2007, 03:03 PM
Nelson Rockefeller.

Died getting laid.

Arlo Guthrie

bannerrefugee
12-21-2007, 11:45 PM
Died getting laid.

Arlo Guthrie

Dad was great

Egg nog

MsWhatsit
12-22-2007, 01:20 AM
Better when homemade


jingle bells

Elendil's Heir
12-22-2007, 11:44 AM
Jingle bells: Happy seasonal sound.

Your own personal "happy place."

eleanorigby
12-22-2007, 02:59 PM
Your own personal "happy place."


God only knows what you mean by that ( :) ), but I actually have a happy place. It was given to me when I became a distance education student for grad school. They refer to it as "your happy place" and for a long time, it featured a smiley emoticon. Here ya go:




Student home page.



Tides

Governor Quinn
12-22-2007, 04:44 PM
Tides

Affected by Moon

Sen. Joseph Montoya (D-NM, 1964-1977)

Elendil's Heir
12-22-2007, 07:40 PM
...Sen. Joseph Montoya (D-NM, 1964-1977)

Richardson may emulate.

The New Hampshire primary.

eleanorigby
12-22-2007, 08:04 PM
The New Hampshire primary.


Comes too soon?






whirlygigs

Enola Straight
12-23-2007, 01:36 AM
backstroking pond bugs

ceti eels

eleanorigby
12-23-2007, 10:32 AM
ceti eels

surviving indigenous lifeform.






blizzard conditions

Elendil's Heir
12-23-2007, 11:23 AM
Blizzard conditions: Had 'em already.

A white, snowy, Currier-and-Ives Christmas.

eleanorigby
12-23-2007, 08:16 PM
A white, snowy, Currier-and-Ives Christmas.

Victorian sentimental tosh. (wish we had it here--we HAD it, but it all melted in the rain and 50 degree temps last week....). :(






fondue

Elendil's Heir
12-23-2007, 09:39 PM
Fondue: Hot cheesy deliciousness.

Dropping your piece of bread in the fondue.

Cluricaun
12-24-2007, 11:04 AM
Dropping your piece of bread in the fondue.

That's a foul.

Sasquatch.

eleanorigby
12-24-2007, 11:06 AM
Sasquatch.


Now selling jerky!









urban myths

Elendil's Heir
12-24-2007, 12:06 PM
Urban myths: Brunvand's literary specialty.

Campfire scary stories.

eleanorigby
12-24-2007, 02:06 PM
Campfire scary stories.


Summer night's fun

Elendil's Heir
12-24-2007, 03:16 PM
Now you gotta suggest something we can describe in three words!

eleanorigby
12-24-2007, 04:31 PM
:smack:

Sorry, am distracted today for some reason.... :)





Harold Pinter

Governor Quinn
12-24-2007, 06:09 PM
Harold Pinter

Eminent British playwright



Sir Arthur Wing Pinero

eleanorigby
12-25-2007, 08:32 AM
Sir Arthur Wing Pinero


Playwright and "psychologist".





Flashdance

Cluricaun
12-26-2007, 10:07 AM
Flashdance

Dancing Jennifer Beals.

Footloose.

Enola Straight
12-26-2007, 11:17 AM
Dancing Kevin Bacon

(here it comes)
...

Dirty Dancing

Cluricaun
12-26-2007, 05:19 PM
Dirty Dancing

Baby in Corner.


This thread.

Sternvogel
12-26-2007, 05:33 PM
This thread.

Not dead yet.

Ariel Sharon

bannerrefugee
12-27-2007, 08:51 AM
Not dead yet.

Ariel Sharon
Brain Dead Israeli

CD cases

eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 10:56 AM
CD cases

Recalcitrant plastic pieces.


Forgive me, I lost power for awhile and had Other Things to Do.




flights canceled due to snow

Sternvogel
12-28-2007, 01:42 PM
flights canceled due to snow

Headaches for passengers.

Alka-Seltzer

Wargamer
12-28-2007, 01:43 PM
Airportus terminalis Interruptus.


Hi-Liters

Wargamer
12-28-2007, 01:44 PM
Bah, beaten to the punch.

Fizzy stomach relief.

Hi-Liters

Annie-Xmas
12-28-2007, 01:45 PM
Headaches for passengers.

Alka-Seltzer

Plop! Fizz! Relief!

Hi-Liters

eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 02:15 PM
Hi-Liters


Colorful homework aids?





Beer cheese soup.

bannerrefugee
12-28-2007, 02:40 PM
Colorful homework aids?





Beer cheese soup.
What a combination


Fire hoses

Enola Straight
12-28-2007, 02:41 PM
bachelor cuisine? :p

Tonsil stones

eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 03:44 PM
Fire hoses



beer cheese soup is delicious--I made some today.


Fire hoses: steroidal garden pipes




Tonsil stones: crevassed calcareous matter (ew)



Harry Potter

Wargamer
12-28-2007, 03:56 PM
Young Wizardly Hero

Hollywood

bannerrefugee
12-28-2007, 04:08 PM
Young Wizardly Hero

Hollywood

Sleazy California City
or
Iconic city sign

worn out running shoes

eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 04:35 PM
worn out running shoes


shin splint creator






Puritans

bannerrefugee
12-28-2007, 04:42 PM
shin splint creator






Puritans
Pure Protestant People


403 Qualified Annuity

Elendil's Heir
12-28-2007, 05:07 PM
403 Qualified Annuity: Boring tax stuff.

IRS Form 1040EZ.

eleanorigby
12-28-2007, 05:51 PM
IRS Form 1040EZ.


Not for me. :(







IRS audit

Elendil's Heir
12-28-2007, 11:49 PM
...IRS audit

No damn fun.

Double-entry bookkeeping.

eleanorigby
12-29-2007, 09:23 AM
Double-entry bookkeeping.




Fun for accountants!








reluctance to do something that I should have done some time ago, but have put off for almost too long (school related).....

Elendil's Heir
12-29-2007, 11:33 AM
...reluctance to do something that I should have done some time ago, but have put off for almost too long (school related).....

Ask for extension?

Procrastination.

Annie-Xmas
12-29-2007, 11:36 AM
Ask for extension?

Procrastination.

Keep Putting Off.

Charlie Sheen

eleanorigby
12-29-2007, 01:00 PM
Charlie Sheen

Martin's famous son







Yellow submarine

Sternvogel
12-29-2007, 03:19 PM
Yellow submarine

Large Liverpool sculpture. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Submarine_%28Liverpool%29)

Subway spokesman Jared Fogle

Elendil's Heir
12-29-2007, 07:37 PM
Annoyingly omnipresent everypitchman.

The hoi polloi.

eleanorigby
12-29-2007, 07:42 PM
The hoi polloi.


The teeming millions.

The yellow sub is very cool, btw.





guillotine

SSG Schwartz
12-29-2007, 09:26 PM
The teeming millions.

The yellow sub is very cool, btw.





guillotine

Infomercial Head Hacker


Gospel


SSG Schwartz

Elendil's Heir
12-29-2007, 11:48 PM
Gospel: New Testament stuff.

SSG Schwartz: Cool military Doper.

The Pentagon.

eleanorigby
12-29-2007, 11:49 PM
Gospel





The Good News!





puppies

Elendil's Heir
12-30-2007, 12:05 AM
Puppies: Adorable, furry, unhousebroken.

The Pentagon.

eleanorigby
12-30-2007, 02:01 PM
The Pentagon.


Military-Industrial complex OR

five sided shape


parallel parking (teaching teen)

Elendil's Heir
12-30-2007, 07:03 PM
...parallel parking (teaching teen)

Causes gray hairs.

Reconciling yourself to aging.

eleanorigby
12-30-2007, 07:32 PM
Reconciling yourself to aging.

Hasn't happened yet.

or

necessary post driving-lesson...







New England Patriots

jackelope
12-30-2007, 10:36 PM
New England PatriotsMiami without champagne.


Elvis Presley.

eleanorigby
12-30-2007, 11:05 PM
Elvis Presley.


Hide those hips!







Frasier Krane

Annie-Xmas
12-31-2007, 07:30 AM
Hide those hips!







Frasier Krane

Nitpick: It's CRANE.

Niles Crane.

Elendil's Heir
12-31-2007, 09:37 AM
Niles Crane: Effete, cultured, hilarious.

Eddie, his dad's dog.

eleanorigby
12-31-2007, 01:43 PM
Eddie, his dad's dog.


Ack! I know it's Crane! :eek:


One wealthy canine





Daphne Moon

Annie-Xmas
12-31-2007, 01:58 PM
Ack! I know it's Crane! :eek:


One wealthy canine





Daphne Moon

The Virgin Marla

2000

eleanorigby
12-31-2007, 02:05 PM
2000



Um.... 7 years ago?







bookstores

Elendil's Heir
12-31-2007, 03:15 PM
Um.... 7 years ago?....


Tweeet! That's four words! :D

Bookstores: Love to visit.

The NYT Bestsellers List.

OneCentStamp
12-31-2007, 03:28 PM
The NYT Bestsellers List.Oprah is gatekeeper.


Samurai.

Wargamer
12-31-2007, 04:24 PM
Japanese sword wielder.

A battleship.

Sternvogel
12-31-2007, 05:15 PM
A battleship.

Sink the Bismarck! (http://www.bismarck-class.dk/bismarck/miscellaneous/bismarck_songs/bismarck_songs.html)

The Battle of New Orleans

eleanorigby
12-31-2007, 05:50 PM
The Battle of New Orleans



Long time ago






War of Jenkin's Ear

Elendil's Heir
12-31-2007, 11:10 PM
...War of Jenkin's Ear

Pretty silly conflict.

The 1969 "Soccer War" of El Salvador and Honduras: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_War

SSG Schwartz
01-01-2008, 12:14 AM
Pretty silly conflict.

The 1969 "Soccer War" of El Salvador and Honduras: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_War

Rioting gone international

Next word: Bourbon

SSG Schwartz

eleanorigby
01-01-2008, 03:05 PM
Next word: Bourbon




Big Easy street OR



mainly Southern tipple







Hogmanay

Sternvogel
01-01-2008, 03:17 PM
Hogmanay

Auld Year's Night.

Novelty eyeglasses in which the lenses substitute for zeroes in such dates as 2008

Governor Quinn
01-01-2008, 03:22 PM
Novelty eyeglasses in which the lenses substitute for zeroes in such dates as 2008

Very ephemeral products

Rick Prelinger

eleanorigby
01-01-2008, 04:06 PM
Rick Prelinger


Industrial film collector.





Dr. Kevorkian

Elendil's Heir
01-01-2008, 10:14 PM
...Dr. Kevorkian

Didn't he die?

"Dead pools" among family, friends or coworkers.

eleanorigby
01-01-2008, 10:31 PM
Didn't he die?

Did he? dunno!

"Dead pools" among family, friends or coworkers.

Real life tontines. :eek:





Resolutions

bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 08:50 AM
Did he? dunno!



Real life tontines. :eek:





Resolutions

Usually broken fast
or
Annual wishful thinking

An IT department that sneaks around on in the middle of the holidays without any warning and "upgrades" your computer.

Elendil's Heir
01-02-2008, 08:51 AM
Resolutions:

Easily made, forgotten

(or)

Pointless annual ritual.

(Wiki says Dr. Kevorkian is, in fact, still alive. Born in 1928, so he turns 80 this year. Thought I'd read about his death a few months back. Guess I was wrong!)

Next phrase: An IT department that sneaks around on in the middle of the holidays without any warning and "upgrades" your computer.

eleanorigby
01-02-2008, 02:03 PM
Next phrase: An IT department that sneaks around on in the middle of the holidays without any warning and "upgrades" your computer.


Stealth computer nerds







water coming through my furnace, cascading over wires (repair man coming at 4pm)

Sternvogel
01-02-2008, 02:08 PM
water coming through my furnace, cascading over wires (repair man coming at 4pm)

Big bill coming.

William Howard Taft

bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 02:30 PM
Big bill coming.

William Howard Taft

Trust busting republican


Baltimore

eleanorigby
01-02-2008, 02:34 PM
Baltimore


Deathplace of Poe.






Holy Ghost

OneCentStamp
01-02-2008, 02:52 PM
Holy Ghost
Father, Son and...







AMC Gremlin

bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 03:31 PM
AMC Gremlin

Amazing Monstrous Creature
Or
Early compact car


Hyderabad

eleanorigby
01-02-2008, 03:41 PM
Hyderabad

Andhra Pradesh capitol


Or where lover's go (hide under a bed.....). Say it fast; it almost works. Work with me, here!






tundra

bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 04:07 PM
tundra

Treeless, Windy, Cold

which more is more or less the same as were I live

Political ads

elfkin477
01-02-2008, 04:12 PM
Political ads

Hot Air Buffoons


Next: Another foot of snow forcasted

bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 04:20 PM
Next: Another foot of snow forcasted

More precipitation coming

Brittney Spears

eleanorigby
01-02-2008, 04:44 PM
Brittney Spears


More precipitation coming



(well, I thought it was clever!)






Annette Funicello

Enola Straight
01-02-2008, 04:45 PM
Crap. Brittany was wholesome, Annette still is.


Once considered wholesome

the E8 Lie Group

bannerrefugee
01-02-2008, 09:20 PM
the E8 Lie Group

Mathematicians gone wild

I like that one it was obscure, until I wiked it.

Wikipedia

Elendil's Heir
01-02-2008, 11:29 PM
Wikipedia: I'm its bitch.

Prison life.

eleanorigby
01-03-2008, 07:03 AM
Prison life.



Strange roommates, indeed!






negative windchill

bannerrefugee
01-03-2008, 08:36 AM
negative windchill

Too Damn Cold

Voodoo Fetish

Elendil's Heir
01-03-2008, 11:15 AM
Voodoo fetish: My friend has.

Port-au-Prince, Haiti.

Cluricaun
01-03-2008, 11:18 AM
Port-au-Prince, Haiti.

Third World Slum.


Baby Doc Duvalier

Elendil's Heir
01-03-2008, 11:25 AM
...Baby Doc Duvalier

President for Life.

Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe.

bannerrefugee
01-03-2008, 12:24 PM
President for Life.

Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe.
Third World Tyrant

Cream Cheese Croissant

Elendil's Heir
01-03-2008, 01:24 PM
...Cream Cheese Croissant

Better on bagel. :D

Smoked salmon.

bannerrefugee
01-03-2008, 01:29 PM
Better on bagel. :D

Smoked salmon.

Lotsa Lox Rocks

tounge twisters

Sternvogel
01-03-2008, 02:01 PM
tongue twisters

White right-wingers.

The Iowa caucuses

Cluricaun
01-03-2008, 02:49 PM
The Iowa caucuses

Not that important

Hang gliding.

bannerrefugee
01-03-2008, 03:43 PM
Hang gliding.

Flying for fun

Dick Clark

Governor Quinn
01-03-2008, 05:35 PM
Dick Clark

Senator from Iowa (http://bioguide.congress.gov/scripts/biodisplay.pl?index=C000448)

Jimmy Reed

eleanorigby
01-03-2008, 06:30 PM
Jimmy Reed



American blues singer








The Bionic Man

bannerrefugee
01-04-2008, 09:06 AM
The Bionic Man
70's television series


Lab coats

Elendil's Heir
01-04-2008, 09:35 AM
Lab coats: Geeks wear them.

Scanning electron microscope.

bannerrefugee
01-04-2008, 10:58 AM
Lab coats: Geeks wear them.

Scanning electron microscope.
See's small stuff

Scholarships

Elendil's Heir
01-04-2008, 12:33 PM
Scholarships: Help poor students.

Going to the college bookstore for the first time, and being shocked and appalled to spend hundreds of dollars on books you'll only use for a few months.

eleanorigby
01-04-2008, 01:47 PM
Going to the college bookstore for the first time, and being shocked and appalled to spend hundreds of dollars on books you'll only use for a few months.


Freshman sticker shock







pheochromocytoma

Sternvogel
01-04-2008, 01:56 PM
pheochromocytoma

Secretes excessive catecholamines.

Admitting you use Wikipedia to learn definitions of medical terms

bannerrefugee
01-04-2008, 03:01 PM
Admitting you use Wikipedia to learn definitions of medical terms

Doper being honest

I looked it up too, but didn't try to think of anything.

Latte

Elendil's Heir
01-04-2008, 03:30 PM
...pheochromocytoma

Er... no thanks?

Long Latinate medical or scientific words you don't completely understand, but which look scary.

Cluricaun
01-04-2008, 04:37 PM
Er... no thanks?

Long Latinate medical or scientific words you don't completely understand, but which look scary.

Songs by Carcass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necroticism_-_Descanting_the_Insalubrious)

The way you do the things you do.

eleanorigby
01-04-2008, 04:47 PM
[I've had to look up all the jazz musicians--fair's fair! :) ]




The way you do the things you do.



Temptation's first hit!


compost heap

Elendil's Heir
01-04-2008, 04:53 PM
Compost heap: Breaks down garbage.

Mitt Romney's and Hillary Clinton's moods, post-Iowa caucuses.

Sternvogel
01-04-2008, 05:15 PM
Mitt Romney's and Hillary Clinton's moods, post-Iowa caucuses.

Anticipating Dixville Notch. (http://www.greatnorthwoods.org/dixvillenotch/)

Since it was skipped: Latte

eleanorigby
01-04-2008, 09:46 PM
Since it was skipped: Latte


Caffeine with milk




Amesterdam's interconnected canals

Elendil's Heir
01-05-2008, 03:10 PM
...Amsterdam's interconnected canals

Skateable in winter.

Ice skates.

eleanorigby
01-05-2008, 06:55 PM
Ice skates.


Daughter's expensive footwear.




ziggurat

Enola Straight
01-05-2008, 08:54 PM
Hill-top temple

Drip Tiberius Rat

eleanorigby
01-05-2008, 08:56 PM
Drip Tiberius Rat


Now you're just messing with my head.

David Hopkin's nickname.






columbarium

Elendil's Heir
01-05-2008, 10:34 PM
Columbarium: Our church has.

The Episcopal Church.

Gorgon Heap
01-05-2008, 10:42 PM
The Episcopal Church.

Open to suggestion.

Caucus

Elendil's Heir
01-05-2008, 10:48 PM
Caucus: Iowa's biggest attraction?

The New Hampshire primary.

eleanorigby
01-06-2008, 09:50 AM
The New Hampshire primary.


Current news story






Rudolph Guilliani

Enola Straight
01-06-2008, 01:12 PM
Was a mayor

musical holes
:eek:

Elendil's Heir
01-06-2008, 04:01 PM
Musical holes: Courtney fronted one.

Kurt Cobain.

eleanorigby
01-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Kurt Cobain.

Smashed drum sets.


(I don't get musical holes--is it because I'm old?)





Michael Jackson's Thriller

Elendil's Heir
01-06-2008, 04:48 PM
...(I don't get musical holes--is it because I'm old?)....

I'm not sure myself about "musical holes." But Courtney Love was the lead singer for a band called Hole, so I went with that.

Michael Jackson's Thriller: Bestselling pop album.

Crimes committed by extremely wealthy entertainers who consider themselves above the law.

eleanorigby
01-06-2008, 07:33 PM
I'm not sure myself about "musical holes." But Courtney Love was the lead singer for a band called Hole, so I went with that.

I'll just run with that. Thanks

Crimes committed by extremely wealthy entertainers who consider themselves above the law.



Stupid silly scandals





dormer windows

bannerrefugee
01-07-2008, 08:31 AM
dormer windows

Architectural Design Element

Jigsaw puzzles

Annie-Xmas
01-07-2008, 08:40 AM
Architectural Design Element

Jigsaw puzzles

Put it together.

Scarlett O'Hara

eleanorigby
01-07-2008, 09:06 AM
Scarlett O'Hara



Fiery Southern belle OR



Difficult to cast






jungle gyms

Elendil's Heir
01-07-2008, 12:08 PM
Jungle gyms: Be careful, kids!

The Consumer Products Safety Commission.

eleanorigby
01-07-2008, 12:48 PM
The Consumer Products Safety Commission.

Consumer watchdog group OR


Kid's fun spoiler





rubber duckies

Sternvogel
01-07-2008, 05:34 PM
rubber duckies

Ernie's bathtub joys.

Ernie Pyle

eleanorigby
01-07-2008, 06:02 PM
Ernie Pyle




Folksy roving reporter OR

Gomer's lost brother?







cloud seeding

Elendil's Heir
01-07-2008, 07:58 PM
Cloud seeding: Rarely makes rain.

The persistent drought in Australia.

eleanorigby
01-07-2008, 09:24 PM
The persistent drought in Australia.


Oz's outback ruin


OR



Baked Aussie desert. (that one is so lame I'm going to bed from the shame of it)




horcruxes

bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 10:18 AM
horcruxes

Harry Potters Problem


People who are on the phone way way too much

Elendil's Heir
01-08-2008, 11:04 AM
...People who are on the phone way way too much

Hang up, dammit!

People who talk on their cellphones while driving.

OneCentStamp
01-08-2008, 11:10 AM
Hang up, dammit!

People who talk on their cellphones while driving.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! CRUNCH!!!! AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!


Men who leave the toilet seat up.

Elendil's Heir
01-08-2008, 11:56 AM
...Men who leave the toilet seat up.

Hey, it happens.

The Gallic shrug.

bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 12:15 PM
The Gallic shrug.

Funny french gesture


HP customer service

eleanorigby
01-08-2008, 02:03 PM
HP customer service



An oxymoron, no?






working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years....

bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 03:03 PM
working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years....
Night....In purgatory


Pandora radio

Sternvogel
01-08-2008, 03:23 PM
Pandora radio

Never heard it.

Clicking the Wiki "Random Article" link, I come up with U.S. Route 69 as the next challenge.

Danalan
01-08-2008, 03:27 PM
Clicking the Wiki "Random Article" link, I come up with U.S. Route 69 as the next challenge.Most Stolen Signs

Huckleberries

bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 03:55 PM
Huckleberries

Much like blueberries

Rubber chickens

eleanorigby
01-08-2008, 05:30 PM
Rubber chickens


Used in gags.

(I was cancelled, btw, so no night shift for me. Completely trivial aside: how come rubber duckies are cute, but rubber chickens are gross?)



Margaret Thatcher

Sternvogel
01-08-2008, 05:44 PM
Margaret Thatcher

Chemist, baroness, widow.

People born and educated in the USA who've affected such spellings as "honour" and "manoeuvre" in their personal correspondence

bannerrefugee
01-08-2008, 07:35 PM
people born and educated in the USA who've affected such spellings as "honour" and "manoeuvre" in their personal correspondence


How bloody portentous

l33t

eleanorigby
01-08-2008, 07:40 PM
How bloody portentous

Maybe even pretentious...

l33t


Internet communication technique







The Dali Llama

Elendil's Heir
01-08-2008, 09:45 PM
...The Dali Llama

Surrealist quadruped painter. :D

Delightful misspellings.

eleanorigby
01-08-2008, 09:54 PM
Surrealist quadruped painter. :D

Delightful misspellings.
:eek:
:o
:D

I can't believe I did that, but hey--llamas could teach us much about acceptance and life and being in the moment. Truly not alpaca of lies....


Delightful misspellings: Spoonerism wanna be's?



Dr Seuss' use of anapestic tetrameter

Elendil's Heir
01-08-2008, 09:58 PM
...Dr Seuss' use of anapestic tetrameter

Hat, cat, plane.

Horton Hears A Who.

Cluricaun
01-09-2008, 08:22 AM
Horton Hears A Who.


Elephants on LSD.

Where the Wild Things Are.

bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 08:24 AM
Horton Hears A Who.


Vlad’s very vicious

yogi berra

eleanorigby
01-09-2008, 08:36 AM
yogi berra


A pic-a-nic basket!


OR




dead baseball legend


(hat, cat, plane?)



Medusa