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bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 10:12 AM
Medusa
Bad hair day

or

Stony gaze giver

Koblenz

bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 10:20 AM
Where the Wild Things Are.

I think we missed this one

Many marvelous monsters

Klobenz

Elendil's Heir
01-09-2008, 10:41 AM
...Klobenz

German river town.

East Liverpool, Ohio.

bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 12:33 PM
German river town.

East Liverpool, Ohio.
Midwestern pottery town

Describe a restaurant that takes a perfectly good Chile relleno and completely submerges it in cheese. :mad:

eleanorigby
01-09-2008, 12:41 PM
Describe a restaurant that takes a perfectly good Chile relleno and completely submerges it in cheese. :mad:



Cook cheese mad?



OR


Lactose intolerant's revenge




Steamboat Willie

OneCentStamp
01-09-2008, 01:16 PM
Steamboat Willie
Mickey was skinny!




Pervez Musharraf

Cluricaun
01-09-2008, 01:29 PM
Pervez Musharraf

President of Pakistan.

The Khyber Pass.

Octalcode
01-09-2008, 01:36 PM
President of Pakistan.

The Khyber Pass.

Afghanistan Pakistan link


Sprocket

bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 01:41 PM
Sprocket
On bicycle hubs

Silly college mascots

Danalan
01-09-2008, 02:12 PM
On bicycle hubs

Silly college mascotsGo, Go, Beavers!

Hillbilly Hoedown.

Sternvogel
01-09-2008, 02:31 PM
Psst, eleanorigby -- according to his Wikipedia entry, Yogi Berra is still very much alive.

Hillbilly Hoedown.

West Memphis attraction. (http://www.arkansas.com/calendar/event_detail.asp?id=25677)

An e-mail with the name Ostentatious P. Defenestration in the sender field

bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 02:57 PM
An e-mail with the name Ostentatious P. Defenestration in the sender field

Potted meat product
Or
Sender suffers cromulence

Barney the purple dinosaur

Elendil's Heir
01-09-2008, 04:42 PM
...Barney the purple dinosaur

Must die NOW!

Loathing a TV character so intensely that you forbid your children to ever watch him, her or it.

OneCentStamp
01-09-2008, 04:54 PM
Must die NOW!

Loathing a TV character so intensely that you forbid your children to ever watch him, her or it.
We're the Doodlebops (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doodlebops)...





Any SDMB thread with over 1000 posts.

eleanorigby
01-09-2008, 05:59 PM
Any SDMB thread with over 1000 posts.


My personal best! (just kidding....I wish)


Sign of success




voodoo dolls

Elendil's Heir
01-09-2008, 11:40 PM
...Any SDMB thread with over 1000 posts.

I started it!

or

I'm so proud!

Voodoo dolls.

bannerrefugee
01-10-2008, 11:17 AM
Voodoo dolls.
Pricked by pins

Passive Aggressive

ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
01-10-2008, 11:20 AM
Passive Aggressive

annoying as hell

Soy milk

bannerrefugee
01-10-2008, 11:27 AM
Soy milk

Not quite right
Or
Sold by Starbucks

Bavarians

Elendil's Heir
01-10-2008, 12:54 PM
Bavarians: Many liked Hitler (or) Jolly southern Germans.

Reinhard Heydrich.

Sternvogel
01-10-2008, 02:54 PM
Reinhard Heydrich.

Wannsee Conference chairman.

Reinhold Niebuhr

Elendil's Heir
01-10-2008, 03:24 PM
...Reinhold Niebuhr

Obama likes him.

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.)

bannerrefugee
01-10-2008, 04:07 PM
Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.)

Hillary's worst problem

Booble head doll

eleanorigby
01-10-2008, 05:42 PM
Booble head doll



I think you might mean bobble head.


Bobble head doll: scary collectable figurines




yogurt

bannerrefugee
01-10-2008, 07:16 PM
I think you might mean bobble head.


Bobble head doll: scary collectable figurines




yogurt

No I meant booble head. I will accept your answer anyway.


Milk based food


hot

Danalan
01-11-2008, 12:19 AM
hotOrange Oven Thing

Jalapeno Lollipop

eleanorigby
01-11-2008, 08:06 AM
Jalapeno Lollipop


(that' s a heating element, btw)


jalapeno lollipop--disgusting portable confection





Mr Whipple

Annie-Xmas
01-11-2008, 08:19 AM
(that' s a heating element, btw)


jalapeno lollipop--disgusting portable confection





Mr Whipple

Don't Squeeze Charmin

The Maytag Repair Man

bannerrefugee
01-11-2008, 09:30 AM
The Maytag Repair Man

Highly inaccurate caricature

locksmiths

Sternvogel
01-11-2008, 03:05 PM
locksmiths

Make key decisions.

The Panama Canal

bannerrefugee
01-11-2008, 03:10 PM
The Panama Canal

Lots of locks


Listening to your coworkers country music all day long

Elendil's Heir
01-11-2008, 08:11 PM
...Listening to your coworkers' country music all day long

Could be worse.

Bosses who have fake hand grenades on their desks.

eleanorigby
01-11-2008, 08:15 PM
Bosses who have fake hand grenades on their desks.



Cool management toy!


OR



Sure they're fake?





Legos

Elendil's Heir
01-11-2008, 11:23 PM
Legos: My son loves.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

Enola Straight
01-12-2008, 01:46 AM
Ringo, Carlin, Baldwin

The Chrysler Turbine Car

eleanorigby
01-12-2008, 09:15 AM
The Chrysler Turbine Car


Why not used?






The Edsel

Elendil's Heir
01-12-2008, 10:29 PM
The Edsel: Notorious marketing flop.

New Coke.

eleanorigby
01-13-2008, 12:18 PM
New Coke.



The liquid Edsel?








driver's ed

Elendil's Heir
01-13-2008, 03:50 PM
...driver's ed

Teens with deathmobiles.

The Batmobile.

eleanorigby
01-13-2008, 04:03 PM
The Batmobile.


Very cool wheels





carpal tunnel

Elendil's Heir
01-13-2008, 10:01 PM
...carpal tunnel

Common Doper malady?

Universal health insurance.

eleanorigby
01-13-2008, 10:03 PM
Universal health insurance.



American's Impossible Dream




Ralph Crandon

Elendil's Heir
01-14-2008, 08:31 AM
...Ralph Crandon

Dunno... who dat?

Ralph Kramden.

Scribble
01-14-2008, 09:12 AM
Alice's unhappy husband




Jackie Gleason

eleanorigby
01-14-2008, 09:26 AM
Jackie Gleason
:smack: :smack: :smack:


I swear I'm losing my brain--not my mind, my brain.


Jackie Gleason: "....to the moon!"



demyelinating sheath

Elendil's Heir
01-14-2008, 09:55 AM
...demyelinating sheath

Ribbed for pleasure?

Condoms.

eleanorigby
01-14-2008, 10:18 AM
Ribbed for pleasure?

Um...not so much. :confused: ;)

Condoms.


Teen's best friend.

OR

Raincoat for Johnson


OR

Saran wrapper extraodinaire

OR

Personal beef "Wellington"




hangnail

Enola Straight
01-14-2008, 12:04 PM
irritating finger malady

Lorenzo's Oil

Elendil's Heir
01-14-2008, 02:51 PM
... Lorenzo's Oil

Helps sick kids

or

Irritating Sarandon flick

Bull Durham

eleanorigby
01-14-2008, 03:31 PM
Bull Durham

Great baseball film


OR

oral cancer causer




Le Creuset cookware

Elendil's Heir
01-14-2008, 05:26 PM
...Le Creuset cookware

Ooooh, that's pricey.

An eight-course meal with three bottles of wine at the finest restaurant in Paris.

eleanorigby
01-14-2008, 05:38 PM
An eight-course meal with three bottles of wine at the finest restaurant in Paris.


My dream date


OR


liver crisis coming!( une maladie du foie vient!)



mussels slathered in garlic butter (the best meal I ever had in Paris)

Scribble
01-14-2008, 10:49 PM
Delicious but fattening.





Clams on the half shell

Elendil's Heir
01-15-2008, 08:34 AM
...Clams on the half shell

Occasional seafood treat.

Food poisoning.

Governor Quinn
01-15-2008, 01:35 PM
Food poisoning.

Botulism is entertaining.

James J. "Jimmy" Walker

Enola Straight
01-15-2008, 02:46 PM
DY-NO-MITE!

Candiru Fish

eleanorigby
01-15-2008, 02:48 PM
Candiru Fish


parasitic freshwater fish

(I like Wikipedia)



electronic chess

bannerrefugee
01-15-2008, 03:27 PM
electronic chess

Can be annoying
or
Game for Geeks


MGV’s Pharmacy College

Sternvogel
01-15-2008, 03:59 PM
MGV’s Pharmacy College

Trains India's druggists.

Soda fountains

bannerrefugee
01-15-2008, 04:12 PM
Soda fountains

Sugar water dispensers

Gemutlich

Elendil's Heir
01-16-2008, 12:17 AM
...Gemutlich

Aw, just right!

The VW "Unpimping Your Ride" ad campaign.

Silence of the clams
01-16-2008, 05:24 AM
The VW "Unpimping Your Ride" ad campaign.


Swedish demolition derby


and now to something completely different:

the inquisition :eek:

Elendil's Heir
01-16-2008, 08:13 AM
...the inquisition :eek:

Spanish? Nobody expected!

Cardinals Fang and Biggles.

eleanorigby
01-16-2008, 12:27 PM
Cardinals Fang and Biggles.

Strange backyard birds?

OR

St Louis pro starters?

OR

Very silly men






cheese shop

bannerrefugee
01-16-2008, 01:56 PM
cheese shop

Dairy products galore
unless it's the python version of a cheese shop in which kase

Sorry no Swiss


beat to the punch

Sternvogel
01-16-2008, 03:11 PM
beat to the punch

Grab beverage first.

Mr. Pibb

bannerrefugee
01-16-2008, 03:21 PM
Grab beverage first.

Mr. Pibb

Dr. Peppers Enemy

or

Coca Cola's Crap

chiral drugs

Elendil's Heir
01-16-2008, 03:29 PM
Chiral drugs: Not for me.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

bannerrefugee
01-16-2008, 04:09 PM
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

Try milking beaver


Mitt Romney

eleanorigby
01-16-2008, 05:35 PM
Mitt Romney

Mormon beaver cheese?


(sorry, my little joke)


Mitt Romney: Ken doll, alive!




PeeWee Herman

Elendil's Heir
01-17-2008, 09:54 AM
PeeWee Herman: Suit's too tight!

Savile Row.

bannerrefugee
01-17-2008, 10:02 AM
Savile Row.

Tons of Tailors


Abilene

Elendil's Heir
01-17-2008, 10:26 AM
Abilene: Ike raised there.

The D-Day invasion of Normandy, 1944.

Sitnam
01-17-2008, 10:28 AM
Abilene: Ike raised there.

The D-Day invasion of Normandy, 1944.

Too many died.

plane crash

bannerrefugee
01-17-2008, 01:27 PM
plane crash
Crash and burn

Humble Pie

Elendil's Heir
01-17-2008, 02:18 PM
Humble Pie: Unpleasant to eat.

A politician exposed as a liar and a hypocrite.

Sternvogel
01-17-2008, 02:44 PM
A politician exposed as a liar and a hypocrite.

Happens quite often.

Pervez Musharraf

bannerrefugee
01-17-2008, 04:40 PM
Happens quite often.

Pervez Musharraf
Mustachioed Dictator Guy

Cold

Enola Straight
01-18-2008, 12:04 AM
My Mother's stare

Quantum Electrodynamics

Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 09:40 AM
...Quantum Electrodynamics

Wish I understood.

The phrase, "It's Greek to me."

bannerrefugee
01-18-2008, 10:40 AM
The phrase, "It's Greek to me."

Expression of ignorance

Minutes from the meeting

Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 11:50 AM
...Minutes from the meeting

Taken by clerk.

Parliamentary procedure.

bannerrefugee
01-18-2008, 12:30 PM
Parliamentary procedure.
Funkadelic in concert

Double meaning

Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 12:40 PM
Double meaning: I like 'em.

Robert's Rules of Order.

Sternvogel
01-18-2008, 02:58 PM
Robert's Rules of Order.

Army major's brainchild. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert%27s_Rules_of_Order)

Beetle Bailey

Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 10:17 PM
Beetle Bailey: Olive drab slacker.

Dazed and Confused.

Scribble
01-18-2008, 10:26 PM
Texas cult classic.





Condensation

Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 10:30 PM
Condensation: Water does it.

Industrial contamination of the water table.

bannerrefugee
01-19-2008, 02:56 PM
Industrial contamination of the water table.

Pollution by Business

Weight room

Scribble
01-19-2008, 05:44 PM
Lots of dumbbells




perfume atomizer

Elendil's Heir
01-19-2008, 07:25 PM
Perfume atomizer: Stay away, lady!

Chanel No. 5.

eleanorigby
01-19-2008, 08:23 PM
Chanel No. 5.


Famous Monroe poster





Australia

Elendil's Heir
01-19-2008, 10:14 PM
Australia: Wanna go there.

The Sydney Opera House: http://www.destination360.com/australia-south-pacific/australia/sydney-opera-house.php

Scribble
01-21-2008, 12:23 PM
Sydney Opera House.

Oh, OK, OK. Fine.

Modern architecture opus.






Winter

eleanorigby
01-21-2008, 08:02 PM
Winter


My favorite season. (seriously)



House M.D.

Enola Straight
01-21-2008, 11:46 PM
Brilliant sociopathic physician

Mr. Teabag

Elendil's Heir
01-21-2008, 11:51 PM
...Mr. Teabag

Beloved Python character.

or

Silly Walks bureaucrat.

or

John Cleese: sublime.

or

Her Majesty's pedestrian.

or

Officious walking official.

or

Curiously-ambulating gent.

(Can you tell I love Python?)

Next: People who quote Monty Python ad nauseum.

bannerrefugee
01-22-2008, 12:34 AM
People who quote Monty Python ad nauseum.

Swallowed by snake

The Kingsmen

Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 10:58 AM
...The Kingsmen

"Louie, Louie" mumblers.

Skiffle groups.

Scribble
01-22-2008, 11:04 AM
Jug band jazz







Parking permit

Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 11:09 AM
Parking permit: I've got one.

Courthouse.

Scribble
01-22-2008, 11:12 AM
Place for litigation.






Embroidery

Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 11:16 AM
Embroidery: Not my hobby.

Rosie Grier.

TheVioletCreep
01-22-2008, 04:52 PM
Rosie Grier: needlepoint and macrame

Oh yeah, I'm new by the way.


[I]Underground

Sternvogel
01-22-2008, 05:02 PM
Oh yeah, I'm new by the way.

Welcome! Please report to Room 232 for your initia -- er, I mean party for all newcomers.

Underground

R. Crumb's comics.

Ford Thunderbirds from the 1955-57 model years

eleanorigby
01-22-2008, 06:40 PM
Ford Thunderbirds from the 1955-57 model years


Really old cars

OR

Classic American wheels

(no idea; not a fan of cars)



Pediatric Advanced Life Support or PALS
(must take class tomorrow)

bannerrefugee
01-22-2008, 10:18 PM
Pediatric Advanced Life Support or PALS
(must take class tomorrow)
Test is 23rd
or
Required to pass
Or
Pharmacists take it


Laffer curve

Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 11:27 PM
Laffer Curve: Reaganomics Made Dumb(er)

David Stockman.

bannerrefugee
01-22-2008, 11:39 PM
David Stockman.

Fraud seems likely

or

Trillions mean little

30,000 posts

Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 11:44 PM
...30,000 posts

=Sigh= Maybe someday.

Dreaming big.

eleanorigby
01-23-2008, 09:02 AM
Dreaming big.


[never heard of a pharmacist taking PALS in my life, but....] :)

Dreaming big:

Helps life along

or


Hell, why not?






Roman shades

Elendil's Heir
01-23-2008, 09:11 AM
Roman shades: Not French blinds.

The Maginot Line.

Scribble
01-23-2008, 09:52 AM
Powerless against planes









Cast iron

bannerrefugee
01-23-2008, 03:58 PM
Cast iron
Metallurgy from China





Cecil

Scribble
01-23-2008, 05:26 PM
Our Omniscient Master











Bullet ants

Sternvogel
01-23-2008, 05:31 PM
Bullet ants

Powerfully stinging Hymenoptera.

Paraguay

eleanorigby
01-23-2008, 05:39 PM
Paraguay
.... walk into a bar..... [zing!]




Paraguay:

Rather confusing history


or


Landlocked, small country






silhouettes

Scribble
01-23-2008, 06:10 PM
Profiles in shadow






Definitions

bannerrefugee
01-23-2008, 07:44 PM
Definitions

Commonly accepted meanings


Imaginary numbers

Enola Straight
01-23-2008, 09:28 PM
Based on i

Rule 34

bannerrefugee
01-23-2008, 10:13 PM
Rule 34

It sounds dirty


"Australia
no longer down under"

Elendil's Heir
01-23-2008, 10:49 PM
...
"Australia
no longer down under"

Failed ad campaign?

"Ohio: The Heart of It All!"

Derleth
01-24-2008, 12:19 AM
Failed ad campaign?

"Ohio: The Heart of It All!"Nobody believes it.

Montana

Silence of the clams
01-24-2008, 03:56 AM
Montana

Some place overseas




dow jones

Scribble
01-24-2008, 05:51 AM
Unpredictable economic index








Steeple

Gorgon Heap
01-24-2008, 06:33 AM
Church roof spire


Afterlife

eleanorigby
01-24-2008, 07:00 AM
Afterlife


Comes after death?

Believed by some.






snow showers (or as I like to call them, snowers; short o)

Elendil's Heir
01-24-2008, 08:53 AM
Snow showers: Too many here.

"The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la...."

bannerrefugee
01-24-2008, 04:57 PM
"The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la...."
Azalea, Cherry, Cercis


Public radio

Sternvogel
01-24-2008, 05:03 PM
Public radio

Keillor, Magliozzis, Shortz.

The standard crossword puzzle entry ern

Elendil's Heir
01-24-2008, 10:25 PM
The standard crossword puzzle entry ern

Does not compute.

Strip Scrabble.

Scribble
01-24-2008, 11:48 PM
Strip Scrabble: Risque geek game





Postage

Elendil's Heir
01-25-2008, 09:07 AM
(Scribble posted about Scrabble? I love the Dope!)

Postage: Inexorably rising costs.

The Postmaster General.

bannerrefugee
01-25-2008, 09:19 AM
The Postmaster General.

Super powerful position
or
Endlessly humorous person


11 by 17 copy paper

Elendil's Heir
01-25-2008, 09:42 AM
11 by 17 copy paper

Tends to jam.

The Xerox Corporation's ceaseless efforts to keep "xerox" from becoming a common verb and thus losing its trademark.

Scribble
01-25-2008, 10:09 AM
Pointless Sisyphussian battle








Wind chill

Sternvogel
01-25-2008, 02:27 PM
Wind chill

Cold seems colder.

Chill Wills

bannerrefugee
01-25-2008, 02:57 PM
Chill Wills
Played an ass

Beer hall

Elendil's Heir
01-25-2008, 03:10 PM
Beer hall: Bad for putsches.

Oktoberfest.

bannerrefugee
01-25-2008, 03:32 PM
Oktoberfest.
Bavarian beer bash
Or
Involves table dancing

Pharmacokinetics of beer

eleanorigby
01-25-2008, 05:15 PM
Pharmacokinetics of beer



Alcohol equals drunk

OR



Pub liver challenge






moose

Lobohan
01-25-2008, 05:19 PM
Alcohol equals drunk

OR



Pub liver challenge






moose

Fearless Leader's Target




J-lo's butt.

eleanorigby
01-25-2008, 06:57 PM
J-lo's butt.



Fearless Leader's Target


What? ;)



OR

Google mappable anatomy





Haggis

Governor Quinn
01-25-2008, 07:02 PM
Haggis

Scottish Torture Instrument

Richard Mell

Elendil's Heir
01-25-2008, 09:54 PM
Richard Mell: Prominent Chicago pol.

The 1968 Democratic National Convention.

bannerrefugee
01-27-2008, 09:35 PM
Richard Mell: Prominent Chicago pol.

The 1968 Democratic National Convention.

Good for yippies

Altec Lansing

Elendil's Heir
01-27-2008, 11:22 PM
Altec Lansing

Sound system manufacturer.

An iPod stuffed to bursting with bad songs.

Gorgon Heap
01-28-2008, 07:47 AM
An iPod stuffed to bursting with bad songs.

One-touch masochism.


Organic foods

eleanorigby
01-28-2008, 08:53 AM
Organic foods



Carbon-based food stuffs

OR


overpriced vegetable nutrition


OR


pesticide free manna


(take your pick)




ear buds that the cat chewed through, so no more iPod for now

Elendil's Heir
01-28-2008, 10:44 AM
...ear buds that the cat chewed through, so no more iPod for now

Musicus interruptus felinicus.

Fake or Pig Latin.

bannerrefugee
01-28-2008, 04:33 PM
Fake or Pig Latin.

Otnay eallyray atinlay

(I guess that counts for 3 words )

Coffee cups for Christmas present

Elendil's Heir
01-28-2008, 11:27 PM
...Coffee cups for Christmas present

Caffeine junkies smile.

Juan Valdez and his faithful burro.

Scribble
01-29-2008, 10:11 AM
Coffee advertising stereotype






Alley cats

bannerrefugee
01-29-2008, 11:19 AM
Alley cats


free, feral, felines

the middle name Subrahmanyeswara

Scribble
01-29-2008, 11:26 AM
Very obviously Brahmin.








Japan

Elendil's Heir
01-29-2008, 11:56 AM
Japan: Has an emperor.

The Battle of Iwo Jima.

bannerrefugee
01-29-2008, 02:14 PM
The Battle of Iwo Jima.
Unfortunate Pacific battle

Scribble Very obviously Brahmin.
You got that right

The game battleships

Sternvogel
01-29-2008, 02:30 PM
The game battleship

Once called "Salvo" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship_%28game%29)

The Sub-Mariner

Scribble
01-29-2008, 02:32 PM
Twister's more fun.










The last name "Singh"

Elendil's Heir
01-29-2008, 02:39 PM
...The last name "Singh"

Sikh men use.

The Sub-Mariner.

Enola Straight
01-29-2008, 04:17 PM
Aquaman's Marvel Counterpart

Chocolate Rain

Scribble
01-29-2008, 05:16 PM
Tay Zonday song






logarithm

Elendil's Heir
01-30-2008, 01:07 PM
...logarithm

Lumberjacks gettin' down.

The Saturday Night Fever soundtrack album.

eleanorigby
01-30-2008, 02:31 PM
The Saturday Night Fever soundtrack album.


Memories of Germany (we listened to that all the way through our tour of Germany as a HS sophomore).



OR


Disco fever lives!



Corporate culture

bannerrefugee
01-30-2008, 03:30 PM
Corporate culture
Money before morality

or

Must always expand


Rococo

Scribble
01-30-2008, 07:34 PM
Firesign Theatre villian










Kaiser rolls

bannerrefugee
01-30-2008, 09:18 PM
Kaiser rolls

Too much Oktoberfestbier

Really long German words like Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

Scribble
01-31-2008, 07:46 AM
Take a breath!







Love

Sternvogel
01-31-2008, 01:40 PM
Love

Between Jennifer, Hewitt.

John Edward

Scribble
01-31-2008, 10:22 PM
Widely televised charlatan






Patent leather

Paragod22510
01-31-2008, 10:30 PM
Widely televised charlatan






Patent leather


Fuck me pumps.

(sorry for the gutter ball, but it was the first thing that popped into my head.)



And the word that my partner from work came up with, because she couldn't think of 3 words for it:

ASPHAULT

Scribble
01-31-2008, 11:23 PM
Black paving material






Cobalt

Elendil's Heir
02-01-2008, 12:15 AM
Cobalt: Pretty blue glass.

Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

bannerrefugee
02-01-2008, 08:24 AM
Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

Built the Bomb

or

Parodied by Vonnegut

Paper cut

Elendil's Heir
02-01-2008, 08:28 AM
Paper cut: Disproportionate injury, pain.

The British National Health Service.

eleanorigby
02-01-2008, 08:33 AM
The British National Health Service.



Different locum, again?

OR

It works, just.


bumble bees

Elendil's Heir
02-01-2008, 09:24 AM
Bumble bees: Vital for pollination.

A dozen red roses for your sweetie on Valentine's Day.

Sternvogel
02-01-2008, 02:30 PM
A dozen red roses for your sweetie on Valentine's Day.

Expensive floral purchase.

The St. Valentine's Day Massacre

bannerrefugee
02-01-2008, 03:11 PM
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Gory gang gunning
Or
Prohibition driven murders

Credit cards

Elendil's Heir
02-01-2008, 08:29 PM
Credit cards

Plastic consumer enablers.

Overdrafts.

eleanorigby
02-01-2008, 08:39 PM
Overdrafts.

Fact of life?


OR


Frequent credit tanker





spinal anesthesia

JoseB
02-01-2008, 08:47 PM
spinal anesthesia

Crummy Band Wannabes.





Caviar

Scribble
02-01-2008, 08:53 PM
Expensive fish eggs














Pressure cookers

bannerrefugee
02-01-2008, 08:56 PM
too late

bannerrefugee
02-01-2008, 09:02 PM
Pressure cooker

Make loud noises
or
Super good chicken

Russian life expectancies

JoseB
02-01-2008, 09:24 PM
Russian life expectancies


Women outlive men



Fondue set

Scribble
02-01-2008, 11:14 PM
Now they're passé.








Sharpies

Brink
02-02-2008, 03:04 AM
Sharpies =

Prank: 'Black Highlighters'




Chop Sticks

Scribble
02-02-2008, 03:08 AM
Basic piano piece

Or

East Asian utensils






Cleaver

Paragod22510
02-02-2008, 12:38 PM
Basic piano piece

Or

East Asian utensils






Cleaver


Beaver's Last Name








Ward

Annie-Xmas
02-02-2008, 12:56 PM
Beaver's Last Name








Ward

Hard on Beaver

Snicker

Governor Quinn
02-02-2008, 05:51 PM
Snicker

Snideness or snack?

U-Matic

JoseB
02-02-2008, 06:39 PM
U-Matic

Permission to explode.



Ghoul

Elendil's Heir
02-02-2008, 10:48 PM
Ghoul: Scary undead visitor.

Oscar Wilde's The Canterville Ghost.

JoseB
02-03-2008, 05:08 PM
Oscar Wilde's The Canterville Ghost.


Totally unscary revenant.




Hydrofluoric acid

eleanorigby
02-03-2008, 05:57 PM
Hydrofluoric acid

Capable glass dissolver


catalytic convertor

Elendil's Heir
02-03-2008, 07:05 PM
catalytic convertor

Keeps air cleaner.

Unleaded gasoline.

eleanorigby
02-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Unleaded gasoline.

Gas without lead. (I got nothing)


OR



Three grades available



Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Scribble
02-03-2008, 10:17 PM
Superbowl halftime show.



Tweezers

Elendil's Heir
02-03-2008, 11:35 PM
Tweezers: Pull out splinters.

Weezer.

bannerrefugee
02-04-2008, 09:13 AM
Weezer.

Rymes with Geezer
Or
Highly amplified rockers


Shoes that go clop clop clop

Scribble
02-04-2008, 09:27 AM
Annoying and heavy






Snow emergency

Paul The Younger
02-04-2008, 10:57 AM
Annoying and heavy






Snow emergency


No mini marshmallows!





Hot cocoa.

Elendil's Heir
02-04-2008, 11:48 PM
Hot cocoa: Delightful winter treat OR Hot chocolatey goodness OR Sweetened Aztec beverage.

The Aztecs.

bannerrefugee
02-05-2008, 08:44 AM
The Aztecs.
Crushed by Cortes
Or
Native Mexican people

puppies

eleanorigby
02-05-2008, 09:35 AM
puppies


Needy poop machines


OR


bundles of fun


OR happy to visit




electronic ballot

Elendil's Heir
02-05-2008, 09:52 AM
Electronic ballot: Hacked by Diebold OR Paper is better OR Democracy's Achilles heel

Super Tuesday.

eleanorigby
02-05-2008, 10:14 AM
Super Tuesday.

Today: almost over



OR


candidates' chances narrow


OR

Also Fat Tuesday!




Mardi gras

bannerrefugee
02-05-2008, 10:30 AM
Mardi gras
Party with parades
or
Beads, breasts, bourbon

Pancake day

Paul The Younger
02-05-2008, 12:38 PM
Party with parades
or
Beads, breasts, bourbon

Pancake day

Shrove Tuesday Tradition.





packzki

Elendil's Heir
02-05-2008, 01:35 PM
packzki

Ethnic jelly donut.

Powdered sugar.

Sternvogel
02-05-2008, 01:44 PM
Powdered sugar.

Topping for churros.

Milhouse Van Houten

bannerrefugee
02-05-2008, 04:15 PM
Milhouse Van Houten

Bart's Best Buddy

EPO

Paul The Younger
02-05-2008, 05:05 PM
EPO


Dopers, not straight.



Roger Clemens

bubble pop electric
02-05-2008, 05:07 PM
Juice up, baby!

Cocaine.

bannerrefugee
02-05-2008, 11:25 PM
Roger Clemens
Best pitcher ever
Or
Never was brave

Cocaine
Powdered white pleasure
Or
Sniff at peril

Cricket

Scribble
02-05-2008, 11:51 PM
Sachin Tendulkar's sport

Or


Jiminy is one.





apostrophe

bannerrefugee
02-06-2008, 12:00 AM
apostrophe

Franks great record

PMRC

diggleblop
02-06-2008, 12:11 AM
PMRC

an unknown acronym



Love sausage

Elendil's Heir
02-06-2008, 12:16 AM
Love sausage: Nickname for penis?

Spam about penis enlargers.

Scribble
02-06-2008, 07:01 AM
Entertaining but fraudulent





air couriers

bannerrefugee
02-06-2008, 09:41 AM
air couriers
Arrives at airport


Brevet

Elendil's Heir
02-06-2008, 11:30 AM
Brevet: In the field.

Bvt. Maj. Gen. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain.

bannerrefugee
02-06-2008, 01:22 PM
Bvt. Maj. Gen. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain.
Academic at Appomattox

Fruit bats

Sternvogel
02-06-2008, 04:41 PM
Fruit bats

Tropical flying mammals.

The "Batman, if he's prepared" meme

bannerrefugee
02-06-2008, 10:41 PM
Tropical flying mammals.

The "Batman, if he's prepared" meme
bats bite back



Un-identified rodents in the back yard

Elendil's Heir
02-07-2008, 10:10 AM
Academic at Appomattox....


::Golf clap:: Well played, my friend. Very well played indeed.

Unidentified rodents in the backyard: Call Pest Control.

The Rat Patrol.

bannerrefugee
02-07-2008, 11:17 AM
The Rat Patrol.

Sixties soldier show
Or
Corny cycling club

Mirrors

Sternvogel
02-07-2008, 02:58 PM
Mirrors

Shattering brings misfortune.

Lewis Carroll

bannerrefugee
02-07-2008, 03:36 PM
Lewis Carroll
Anglican authored Alice
Or
Dodgson’s pen name

Agonist

Kythereia
02-07-2008, 03:39 PM
Agonist

Binds, triggers reaction.

Lolcats.

bannerrefugee
02-07-2008, 04:17 PM
Binds, triggers reaction.

Lolcats.
Cat catches cheeseburger

Fritz the cat

Elendil's Heir
02-07-2008, 07:29 PM
Fritz the Cat: Maybe Felix's cousin?

Pornographic cartoons.

Scribble
02-07-2008, 09:53 PM
Not for children





Corduroy

Elendil's Heir
02-08-2008, 08:15 AM
Corduroy: Historic log road OR Bumpy cotton fabric OR Adorable yellow bear.

Words that have multiple meanings.

bannerrefugee
02-08-2008, 08:27 AM
Words that have multiple meanings.

Can cause confusion

Confucius

Elendil's Heir
02-08-2008, 08:34 AM
Confucius: Communists now rediscovering.

The Manchurian Candidate.

bannerrefugee
02-08-2008, 01:20 PM
The Manchurian Candidate.

Cinematic commie conspiracy

Hot air balloons

Sternvogel
02-08-2008, 02:59 PM
Hot air balloons

Albuquerque fiesta focus. (http://www.balloonfiesta.com/Balloon_Fiesta/specialevents.php)

The fact that Albuquerque residents' license plates say "New Mexico USA"

bannerrefugee
02-08-2008, 07:52 PM
The fact that Albuquerque residents' license plates say "New Mexico USA"

States States Sovereignty

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Scribble
02-08-2008, 08:31 PM
Linguistic example sentence






Spelling the word "women" as "wymmyn"

bannerrefugee
02-08-2008, 09:15 PM
Spelling the word "women" as "wymmyn"

Dogma dictates diction

Dare

Scribble
02-08-2008, 09:49 PM
Folly of youth

Or

Police anti-drug association




Very, very loud rap and hip-hop from the neighbors late at night.

Elendil's Heir
02-09-2008, 12:09 AM
...Very, very loud rap and hip-hop from the neighbors late at night.

Probably justifiable homicide. ;)

Lame excuses for serious crimes.

haystack1989
02-09-2008, 12:55 AM
Getting more expensive (http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_317230548.html).

Isolation

ETA: :mad: :p :smack:



Isolation= Leave me alone


Next/ Big Mack

Elendil's Heir
02-09-2008, 07:22 PM
...Big Mack

Particularly large truck.

Next: Lame excuses for serious crimes.

bannerrefugee
02-09-2008, 07:37 PM
Lame excuses for serious crimes.

Anti-social activity apology
Or
Lousy louse lied

Disk jockeys who talk too much

Scribble
02-09-2008, 10:51 PM
Shut up, already!







Fireworks

Elendil's Heir
02-09-2008, 11:55 PM
Anti-social activity apology....


Remember, hyphenates count as two words.

Fireworks: Loud, colorful, impressive

Fourth of July celebrations.

Paul The Younger
02-10-2008, 12:08 AM
Remember, hyphenates count as two words.

Fireworks: Loud, colorful, impressive

Fourth of July celebrations.

Ooooh, Ahhhhh, Ohhhhh!



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