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bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 10:12 AM
Medusa
Bad hair day
or
Stony gaze giver
Koblenz
bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 10:20 AM
Where the Wild Things Are.
I think we missed this one
Many marvelous monsters
Klobenz
Elendil's Heir
01-09-2008, 10:41 AM
...Klobenz
German river town.
East Liverpool, Ohio.
bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 12:33 PM
German river town.
East Liverpool, Ohio.
Midwestern pottery town
Describe a restaurant that takes a perfectly good Chile relleno and completely submerges it in cheese. :mad:
eleanorigby
01-09-2008, 12:41 PM
Describe a restaurant that takes a perfectly good Chile relleno and completely submerges it in cheese. :mad:
Cook cheese mad?
OR
Lactose intolerant's revenge
Steamboat Willie
OneCentStamp
01-09-2008, 01:16 PM
Steamboat Willie
Mickey was skinny!
Pervez Musharraf
Cluricaun
01-09-2008, 01:29 PM
Pervez Musharraf
President of Pakistan.
The Khyber Pass.
Octalcode
01-09-2008, 01:36 PM
President of Pakistan.
The Khyber Pass.
Afghanistan Pakistan link
Sprocket
bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 01:41 PM
Sprocket
On bicycle hubs
Silly college mascots
Danalan
01-09-2008, 02:12 PM
On bicycle hubs
Silly college mascotsGo, Go, Beavers!
Hillbilly Hoedown.
Sternvogel
01-09-2008, 02:31 PM
Psst, eleanorigby -- according to his Wikipedia entry, Yogi Berra is still very much alive.
Hillbilly Hoedown.
West Memphis attraction. (http://www.arkansas.com/calendar/event_detail.asp?id=25677)
An e-mail with the name Ostentatious P. Defenestration in the sender field
bannerrefugee
01-09-2008, 02:57 PM
An e-mail with the name Ostentatious P. Defenestration in the sender field
Potted meat product
Or
Sender suffers cromulence
Barney the purple dinosaur
Elendil's Heir
01-09-2008, 04:42 PM
...Barney the purple dinosaur
Must die NOW!
Loathing a TV character so intensely that you forbid your children to ever watch him, her or it.
OneCentStamp
01-09-2008, 04:54 PM
Must die NOW!
Loathing a TV character so intensely that you forbid your children to ever watch him, her or it.
We're the Doodlebops (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doodlebops)...
Any SDMB thread with over 1000 posts.
eleanorigby
01-09-2008, 05:59 PM
Any SDMB thread with over 1000 posts.
My personal best! (just kidding....I wish)
Sign of success
voodoo dolls
Elendil's Heir
01-09-2008, 11:40 PM
...Any SDMB thread with over 1000 posts.
I started it!
or
I'm so proud!
Voodoo dolls.
bannerrefugee
01-10-2008, 11:17 AM
Voodoo dolls.
Pricked by pins
Passive Aggressive
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
01-10-2008, 11:20 AM
Passive Aggressive
annoying as hell
Soy milk
bannerrefugee
01-10-2008, 11:27 AM
Soy milk
Not quite right
Or
Sold by Starbucks
Bavarians
Elendil's Heir
01-10-2008, 12:54 PM
Bavarians: Many liked Hitler (or) Jolly southern Germans.
Reinhard Heydrich.
Sternvogel
01-10-2008, 02:54 PM
Reinhard Heydrich.
Wannsee Conference chairman.
Reinhold Niebuhr
Elendil's Heir
01-10-2008, 03:24 PM
...Reinhold Niebuhr
Obama likes him.
Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.)
bannerrefugee
01-10-2008, 04:07 PM
Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.)
Hillary's worst problem
Booble head doll
eleanorigby
01-10-2008, 05:42 PM
Booble head doll
I think you might mean bobble head.
Bobble head doll: scary collectable figurines
yogurt
bannerrefugee
01-10-2008, 07:16 PM
I think you might mean bobble head.
Bobble head doll: scary collectable figurines
yogurt
No I meant booble head. I will accept your answer anyway.
Milk based food
hot
Danalan
01-11-2008, 12:19 AM
hotOrange Oven Thing
Jalapeno Lollipop
eleanorigby
01-11-2008, 08:06 AM
Jalapeno Lollipop
(that' s a heating element, btw)
jalapeno lollipop--disgusting portable confection
Mr Whipple
Annie-Xmas
01-11-2008, 08:19 AM
(that' s a heating element, btw)
jalapeno lollipop--disgusting portable confection
Mr Whipple
Don't Squeeze Charmin
The Maytag Repair Man
bannerrefugee
01-11-2008, 09:30 AM
The Maytag Repair Man
Highly inaccurate caricature
locksmiths
Sternvogel
01-11-2008, 03:05 PM
locksmiths
Make key decisions.
The Panama Canal
bannerrefugee
01-11-2008, 03:10 PM
The Panama Canal
Lots of locks
Listening to your coworkers country music all day long
Elendil's Heir
01-11-2008, 08:11 PM
...Listening to your coworkers' country music all day long
Could be worse.
Bosses who have fake hand grenades on their desks.
eleanorigby
01-11-2008, 08:15 PM
Bosses who have fake hand grenades on their desks.
Cool management toy!
OR
Sure they're fake?
Legos
Elendil's Heir
01-11-2008, 11:23 PM
Legos: My son loves.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Enola Straight
01-12-2008, 01:46 AM
Ringo, Carlin, Baldwin
The Chrysler Turbine Car
eleanorigby
01-12-2008, 09:15 AM
The Chrysler Turbine Car
Why not used?
The Edsel
Elendil's Heir
01-12-2008, 10:29 PM
The Edsel: Notorious marketing flop.
New Coke.
eleanorigby
01-13-2008, 12:18 PM
New Coke.
The liquid Edsel?
driver's ed
Elendil's Heir
01-13-2008, 03:50 PM
...driver's ed
Teens with deathmobiles.
The Batmobile.
eleanorigby
01-13-2008, 04:03 PM
The Batmobile.
Very cool wheels
carpal tunnel
Elendil's Heir
01-13-2008, 10:01 PM
...carpal tunnel
Common Doper malady?
Universal health insurance.
eleanorigby
01-13-2008, 10:03 PM
Universal health insurance.
American's Impossible Dream
Ralph Crandon
Elendil's Heir
01-14-2008, 08:31 AM
...Ralph Crandon
Dunno... who dat?
Ralph Kramden.
Scribble
01-14-2008, 09:12 AM
Alice's unhappy husband
Jackie Gleason
eleanorigby
01-14-2008, 09:26 AM
Jackie Gleason
:smack: :smack: :smack:
I swear I'm losing my brain--not my mind, my brain.
Jackie Gleason: "....to the moon!"
demyelinating sheath
Elendil's Heir
01-14-2008, 09:55 AM
...demyelinating sheath
Ribbed for pleasure?
Condoms.
eleanorigby
01-14-2008, 10:18 AM
Ribbed for pleasure?
Um...not so much. :confused: ;)
Condoms.
Teen's best friend.
OR
Raincoat for Johnson
OR
Saran wrapper extraodinaire
OR
Personal beef "Wellington"
hangnail
Enola Straight
01-14-2008, 12:04 PM
irritating finger malady
Lorenzo's Oil
Elendil's Heir
01-14-2008, 02:51 PM
... Lorenzo's Oil
Helps sick kids
or
Irritating Sarandon flick
Bull Durham
eleanorigby
01-14-2008, 03:31 PM
Bull Durham
Great baseball film
OR
oral cancer causer
Le Creuset cookware
Elendil's Heir
01-14-2008, 05:26 PM
...Le Creuset cookware
Ooooh, that's pricey.
An eight-course meal with three bottles of wine at the finest restaurant in Paris.
eleanorigby
01-14-2008, 05:38 PM
An eight-course meal with three bottles of wine at the finest restaurant in Paris.
My dream date
OR
liver crisis coming!( une maladie du foie vient!)
mussels slathered in garlic butter (the best meal I ever had in Paris)
Scribble
01-14-2008, 10:49 PM
Delicious but fattening.
Clams on the half shell
Elendil's Heir
01-15-2008, 08:34 AM
...Clams on the half shell
Occasional seafood treat.
Food poisoning.
Governor Quinn
01-15-2008, 01:35 PM
Food poisoning.
Botulism is entertaining.
James J. "Jimmy" Walker
Enola Straight
01-15-2008, 02:46 PM
DY-NO-MITE!
Candiru Fish
eleanorigby
01-15-2008, 02:48 PM
Candiru Fish
parasitic freshwater fish
(I like Wikipedia)
electronic chess
bannerrefugee
01-15-2008, 03:27 PM
electronic chess
Can be annoying
or
Game for Geeks
MGV’s Pharmacy College
Sternvogel
01-15-2008, 03:59 PM
MGV’s Pharmacy College
Trains India's druggists.
Soda fountains
bannerrefugee
01-15-2008, 04:12 PM
Soda fountains
Sugar water dispensers
Gemutlich
Elendil's Heir
01-16-2008, 12:17 AM
...Gemutlich
Aw, just right!
The VW "Unpimping Your Ride" ad campaign.
Silence of the clams
01-16-2008, 05:24 AM
The VW "Unpimping Your Ride" ad campaign.
Swedish demolition derby
and now to something completely different:
the inquisition :eek:
Elendil's Heir
01-16-2008, 08:13 AM
...the inquisition :eek:
Spanish? Nobody expected!
Cardinals Fang and Biggles.
eleanorigby
01-16-2008, 12:27 PM
Cardinals Fang and Biggles.
Strange backyard birds?
OR
St Louis pro starters?
OR
Very silly men
cheese shop
bannerrefugee
01-16-2008, 01:56 PM
cheese shop
Dairy products galore
unless it's the python version of a cheese shop in which kase
Sorry no Swiss
beat to the punch
Sternvogel
01-16-2008, 03:11 PM
beat to the punch
Grab beverage first.
Mr. Pibb
bannerrefugee
01-16-2008, 03:21 PM
Grab beverage first.
Mr. Pibb
Dr. Peppers Enemy
or
Coca Cola's Crap
chiral drugs
Elendil's Heir
01-16-2008, 03:29 PM
Chiral drugs: Not for me.
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
bannerrefugee
01-16-2008, 04:09 PM
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
Try milking beaver
Mitt Romney
eleanorigby
01-16-2008, 05:35 PM
Mitt Romney
Mormon beaver cheese?
(sorry, my little joke)
Mitt Romney: Ken doll, alive!
PeeWee Herman
Elendil's Heir
01-17-2008, 09:54 AM
PeeWee Herman: Suit's too tight!
Savile Row.
bannerrefugee
01-17-2008, 10:02 AM
Savile Row.
Tons of Tailors
Abilene
Elendil's Heir
01-17-2008, 10:26 AM
Abilene: Ike raised there.
The D-Day invasion of Normandy, 1944.
Sitnam
01-17-2008, 10:28 AM
Abilene: Ike raised there.
The D-Day invasion of Normandy, 1944.
Too many died.
plane crash
bannerrefugee
01-17-2008, 01:27 PM
plane crash
Crash and burn
Humble Pie
Elendil's Heir
01-17-2008, 02:18 PM
Humble Pie: Unpleasant to eat.
A politician exposed as a liar and a hypocrite.
Sternvogel
01-17-2008, 02:44 PM
A politician exposed as a liar and a hypocrite.
Happens quite often.
Pervez Musharraf
bannerrefugee
01-17-2008, 04:40 PM
Happens quite often.
Pervez Musharraf
Mustachioed Dictator Guy
Cold
Enola Straight
01-18-2008, 12:04 AM
My Mother's stare
Quantum Electrodynamics
Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 09:40 AM
...Quantum Electrodynamics
Wish I understood.
The phrase, "It's Greek to me."
bannerrefugee
01-18-2008, 10:40 AM
The phrase, "It's Greek to me."
Expression of ignorance
Minutes from the meeting
Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 11:50 AM
...Minutes from the meeting
Taken by clerk.
Parliamentary procedure.
bannerrefugee
01-18-2008, 12:30 PM
Parliamentary procedure.
Funkadelic in concert
Double meaning
Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 12:40 PM
Double meaning: I like 'em.
Robert's Rules of Order.
Sternvogel
01-18-2008, 02:58 PM
Robert's Rules of Order.
Army major's brainchild. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert%27s_Rules_of_Order)
Beetle Bailey
Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 10:17 PM
Beetle Bailey: Olive drab slacker.
Dazed and Confused.
Scribble
01-18-2008, 10:26 PM
Texas cult classic.
Condensation
Elendil's Heir
01-18-2008, 10:30 PM
Condensation: Water does it.
Industrial contamination of the water table.
bannerrefugee
01-19-2008, 02:56 PM
Industrial contamination of the water table.
Pollution by Business
Weight room
Scribble
01-19-2008, 05:44 PM
Lots of dumbbells
perfume atomizer
Elendil's Heir
01-19-2008, 07:25 PM
Perfume atomizer: Stay away, lady!
Chanel No. 5.
eleanorigby
01-19-2008, 08:23 PM
Chanel No. 5.
Famous Monroe poster
Australia
Elendil's Heir
01-19-2008, 10:14 PM
Australia: Wanna go there.
The Sydney Opera House: http://www.destination360.com/australia-south-pacific/australia/sydney-opera-house.php
Scribble
01-21-2008, 12:23 PM
Sydney Opera House.
Oh, OK, OK. Fine.
Modern architecture opus.
Winter
eleanorigby
01-21-2008, 08:02 PM
Winter
My favorite season. (seriously)
House M.D.
Enola Straight
01-21-2008, 11:46 PM
Brilliant sociopathic physician
Mr. Teabag
Elendil's Heir
01-21-2008, 11:51 PM
...Mr. Teabag
Beloved Python character.
or
Silly Walks bureaucrat.
or
John Cleese: sublime.
or
Her Majesty's pedestrian.
or
Officious walking official.
or
Curiously-ambulating gent.
(Can you tell I love Python?)
Next: People who quote Monty Python ad nauseum.
bannerrefugee
01-22-2008, 12:34 AM
People who quote Monty Python ad nauseum.
Swallowed by snake
The Kingsmen
Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 10:58 AM
...The Kingsmen
"Louie, Louie" mumblers.
Skiffle groups.
Scribble
01-22-2008, 11:04 AM
Jug band jazz
Parking permit
Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 11:09 AM
Parking permit: I've got one.
Courthouse.
Scribble
01-22-2008, 11:12 AM
Place for litigation.
Embroidery
Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 11:16 AM
Embroidery: Not my hobby.
Rosie Grier.
TheVioletCreep
01-22-2008, 04:52 PM
Rosie Grier: needlepoint and macrame
Oh yeah, I'm new by the way.
[I]Underground
Sternvogel
01-22-2008, 05:02 PM
Oh yeah, I'm new by the way.
Welcome! Please report to Room 232 for your initia -- er, I mean party for all newcomers.
Underground
R. Crumb's comics.
Ford Thunderbirds from the 1955-57 model years
eleanorigby
01-22-2008, 06:40 PM
Ford Thunderbirds from the 1955-57 model years
Really old cars
OR
Classic American wheels
(no idea; not a fan of cars)
Pediatric Advanced Life Support or PALS
(must take class tomorrow)
bannerrefugee
01-22-2008, 10:18 PM
Pediatric Advanced Life Support or PALS
(must take class tomorrow)
Test is 23rd
or
Required to pass
Or
Pharmacists take it
Laffer curve
Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 11:27 PM
Laffer Curve: Reaganomics Made Dumb(er)
David Stockman.
bannerrefugee
01-22-2008, 11:39 PM
David Stockman.
Fraud seems likely
or
Trillions mean little
30,000 posts
Elendil's Heir
01-22-2008, 11:44 PM
...30,000 posts
=Sigh= Maybe someday.
Dreaming big.
eleanorigby
01-23-2008, 09:02 AM
Dreaming big.
[never heard of a pharmacist taking PALS in my life, but....] :)
Dreaming big:
Helps life along
or
Hell, why not?
Roman shades
Elendil's Heir
01-23-2008, 09:11 AM
Roman shades: Not French blinds.
The Maginot Line.
Scribble
01-23-2008, 09:52 AM
Powerless against planes
Cast iron
bannerrefugee
01-23-2008, 03:58 PM
Cast iron
Metallurgy from China
Cecil
Scribble
01-23-2008, 05:26 PM
Our Omniscient Master
Bullet ants
Sternvogel
01-23-2008, 05:31 PM
Bullet ants
Powerfully stinging Hymenoptera.
Paraguay
eleanorigby
01-23-2008, 05:39 PM
Paraguay
.... walk into a bar..... [zing!]
Paraguay:
Rather confusing history
or
Landlocked, small country
silhouettes
Scribble
01-23-2008, 06:10 PM
Profiles in shadow
Definitions
bannerrefugee
01-23-2008, 07:44 PM
Definitions
Commonly accepted meanings
Imaginary numbers
Enola Straight
01-23-2008, 09:28 PM
Based on i
Rule 34
bannerrefugee
01-23-2008, 10:13 PM
Rule 34
It sounds dirty
"Australia
no longer down under"
Elendil's Heir
01-23-2008, 10:49 PM
...
"Australia
no longer down under"
Failed ad campaign?
"Ohio: The Heart of It All!"
Derleth
01-24-2008, 12:19 AM
Failed ad campaign?
"Ohio: The Heart of It All!"Nobody believes it.
Montana
Silence of the clams
01-24-2008, 03:56 AM
Montana
Some place overseas
dow jones
Scribble
01-24-2008, 05:51 AM
Unpredictable economic index
Steeple
Gorgon Heap
01-24-2008, 06:33 AM
Church roof spire
Afterlife
eleanorigby
01-24-2008, 07:00 AM
Afterlife
Comes after death?
Believed by some.
snow showers (or as I like to call them, snowers; short o)
Elendil's Heir
01-24-2008, 08:53 AM
Snow showers: Too many here.
"The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la...."
bannerrefugee
01-24-2008, 04:57 PM
"The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la...."
Azalea, Cherry, Cercis
Public radio
Sternvogel
01-24-2008, 05:03 PM
Public radio
Keillor, Magliozzis, Shortz.
The standard crossword puzzle entry ern
Elendil's Heir
01-24-2008, 10:25 PM
The standard crossword puzzle entry ern
Does not compute.
Strip Scrabble.
Scribble
01-24-2008, 11:48 PM
Strip Scrabble: Risque geek game
Postage
Elendil's Heir
01-25-2008, 09:07 AM
(Scribble posted about Scrabble? I love the Dope!)
Postage: Inexorably rising costs.
The Postmaster General.
bannerrefugee
01-25-2008, 09:19 AM
The Postmaster General.
Super powerful position
or
Endlessly humorous person
11 by 17 copy paper
Elendil's Heir
01-25-2008, 09:42 AM
11 by 17 copy paper
Tends to jam.
The Xerox Corporation's ceaseless efforts to keep "xerox" from becoming a common verb and thus losing its trademark.
Scribble
01-25-2008, 10:09 AM
Pointless Sisyphussian battle
Wind chill
Sternvogel
01-25-2008, 02:27 PM
Wind chill
Cold seems colder.
Chill Wills
bannerrefugee
01-25-2008, 02:57 PM
Chill Wills
Played an ass
Beer hall
Elendil's Heir
01-25-2008, 03:10 PM
Beer hall: Bad for putsches.
Oktoberfest.
bannerrefugee
01-25-2008, 03:32 PM
Oktoberfest.
Bavarian beer bash
Or
Involves table dancing
Pharmacokinetics of beer
eleanorigby
01-25-2008, 05:15 PM
Pharmacokinetics of beer
Alcohol equals drunk
OR
Pub liver challenge
moose
Lobohan
01-25-2008, 05:19 PM
Alcohol equals drunk
OR
Pub liver challenge
moose
Fearless Leader's Target
J-lo's butt.
eleanorigby
01-25-2008, 06:57 PM
J-lo's butt.
Fearless Leader's Target
What? ;)
OR
Google mappable anatomy
Haggis
Governor Quinn
01-25-2008, 07:02 PM
Haggis
Scottish Torture Instrument
Richard Mell
Elendil's Heir
01-25-2008, 09:54 PM
Richard Mell: Prominent Chicago pol.
The 1968 Democratic National Convention.
bannerrefugee
01-27-2008, 09:35 PM
Richard Mell: Prominent Chicago pol.
The 1968 Democratic National Convention.
Good for yippies
Altec Lansing
Elendil's Heir
01-27-2008, 11:22 PM
Altec Lansing
Sound system manufacturer.
An iPod stuffed to bursting with bad songs.
Gorgon Heap
01-28-2008, 07:47 AM
An iPod stuffed to bursting with bad songs.
One-touch masochism.
Organic foods
eleanorigby
01-28-2008, 08:53 AM
Organic foods
Carbon-based food stuffs
OR
overpriced vegetable nutrition
OR
pesticide free manna
(take your pick)
ear buds that the cat chewed through, so no more iPod for now
Elendil's Heir
01-28-2008, 10:44 AM
...ear buds that the cat chewed through, so no more iPod for now
Musicus interruptus felinicus.
Fake or Pig Latin.
bannerrefugee
01-28-2008, 04:33 PM
Fake or Pig Latin.
Otnay eallyray atinlay
(I guess that counts for 3 words )
Coffee cups for Christmas present
Elendil's Heir
01-28-2008, 11:27 PM
...Coffee cups for Christmas present
Caffeine junkies smile.
Juan Valdez and his faithful burro.
Scribble
01-29-2008, 10:11 AM
Coffee advertising stereotype
Alley cats
bannerrefugee
01-29-2008, 11:19 AM
Alley cats
free, feral, felines
the middle name Subrahmanyeswara
Scribble
01-29-2008, 11:26 AM
Very obviously Brahmin.
Japan
Elendil's Heir
01-29-2008, 11:56 AM
Japan: Has an emperor.
The Battle of Iwo Jima.
bannerrefugee
01-29-2008, 02:14 PM
The Battle of Iwo Jima.
Unfortunate Pacific battle
Scribble Very obviously Brahmin.
You got that right
The game battleships
Sternvogel
01-29-2008, 02:30 PM
The game battleship
Once called "Salvo" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship_%28game%29)
The Sub-Mariner
Scribble
01-29-2008, 02:32 PM
Twister's more fun.
The last name "Singh"
Elendil's Heir
01-29-2008, 02:39 PM
...The last name "Singh"
Sikh men use.
The Sub-Mariner.
Enola Straight
01-29-2008, 04:17 PM
Aquaman's Marvel Counterpart
Chocolate Rain
Scribble
01-29-2008, 05:16 PM
Tay Zonday song
logarithm
Elendil's Heir
01-30-2008, 01:07 PM
...logarithm
Lumberjacks gettin' down.
The Saturday Night Fever soundtrack album.
eleanorigby
01-30-2008, 02:31 PM
The Saturday Night Fever soundtrack album.
Memories of Germany (we listened to that all the way through our tour of Germany as a HS sophomore).
OR
Disco fever lives!
Corporate culture
bannerrefugee
01-30-2008, 03:30 PM
Corporate culture
Money before morality
or
Must always expand
Rococo
Scribble
01-30-2008, 07:34 PM
Firesign Theatre villian
Kaiser rolls
bannerrefugee
01-30-2008, 09:18 PM
Kaiser rolls
Too much Oktoberfestbier
Really long German words like Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
Scribble
01-31-2008, 07:46 AM
Take a breath!
Love
Sternvogel
01-31-2008, 01:40 PM
Love
Between Jennifer, Hewitt.
John Edward
Scribble
01-31-2008, 10:22 PM
Widely televised charlatan
Patent leather
Paragod22510
01-31-2008, 10:30 PM
Widely televised charlatan
Patent leather
Fuck me pumps.
(sorry for the gutter ball, but it was the first thing that popped into my head.)
And the word that my partner from work came up with, because she couldn't think of 3 words for it:
ASPHAULT
Scribble
01-31-2008, 11:23 PM
Black paving material
Cobalt
Elendil's Heir
02-01-2008, 12:15 AM
Cobalt: Pretty blue glass.
Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.
bannerrefugee
02-01-2008, 08:24 AM
Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.
Built the Bomb
or
Parodied by Vonnegut
Paper cut
Elendil's Heir
02-01-2008, 08:28 AM
Paper cut: Disproportionate injury, pain.
The British National Health Service.
eleanorigby
02-01-2008, 08:33 AM
The British National Health Service.
Different locum, again?
OR
It works, just.
bumble bees
Elendil's Heir
02-01-2008, 09:24 AM
Bumble bees: Vital for pollination.
A dozen red roses for your sweetie on Valentine's Day.
Sternvogel
02-01-2008, 02:30 PM
A dozen red roses for your sweetie on Valentine's Day.
Expensive floral purchase.
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
bannerrefugee
02-01-2008, 03:11 PM
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Gory gang gunning
Or
Prohibition driven murders
Credit cards
Elendil's Heir
02-01-2008, 08:29 PM
Credit cards
Plastic consumer enablers.
Overdrafts.
eleanorigby
02-01-2008, 08:39 PM
Overdrafts.
Fact of life?
OR
Frequent credit tanker
spinal anesthesia
JoseB
02-01-2008, 08:47 PM
spinal anesthesia
Crummy Band Wannabes.
Caviar
Scribble
02-01-2008, 08:53 PM
Expensive fish eggs
Pressure cookers
bannerrefugee
02-01-2008, 08:56 PM
too late
bannerrefugee
02-01-2008, 09:02 PM
Pressure cooker
Make loud noises
or
Super good chicken
Russian life expectancies
JoseB
02-01-2008, 09:24 PM
Russian life expectancies
Women outlive men
Fondue set
Scribble
02-01-2008, 11:14 PM
Now they're passé.
Sharpies
Brink
02-02-2008, 03:04 AM
Sharpies =
Prank: 'Black Highlighters'
Chop Sticks
Scribble
02-02-2008, 03:08 AM
Basic piano piece
Or
East Asian utensils
Cleaver
Paragod22510
02-02-2008, 12:38 PM
Basic piano piece
Or
East Asian utensils
Cleaver
Beaver's Last Name
Ward
Annie-Xmas
02-02-2008, 12:56 PM
Beaver's Last Name
Ward
Hard on Beaver
Snicker
Governor Quinn
02-02-2008, 05:51 PM
Snicker
Snideness or snack?
U-Matic
JoseB
02-02-2008, 06:39 PM
U-Matic
Permission to explode.
Ghoul
Elendil's Heir
02-02-2008, 10:48 PM
Ghoul: Scary undead visitor.
Oscar Wilde's The Canterville Ghost.
JoseB
02-03-2008, 05:08 PM
Oscar Wilde's The Canterville Ghost.
Totally unscary revenant.
Hydrofluoric acid
eleanorigby
02-03-2008, 05:57 PM
Hydrofluoric acid
Capable glass dissolver
catalytic convertor
Elendil's Heir
02-03-2008, 07:05 PM
catalytic convertor
Keeps air cleaner.
Unleaded gasoline.
eleanorigby
02-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Unleaded gasoline.
Gas without lead. (I got nothing)
OR
Three grades available
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Scribble
02-03-2008, 10:17 PM
Superbowl halftime show.
Tweezers
Elendil's Heir
02-03-2008, 11:35 PM
Tweezers: Pull out splinters.
Weezer.
bannerrefugee
02-04-2008, 09:13 AM
Weezer.
Rymes with Geezer
Or
Highly amplified rockers
Shoes that go clop clop clop
Scribble
02-04-2008, 09:27 AM
Annoying and heavy
Snow emergency
Paul The Younger
02-04-2008, 10:57 AM
Annoying and heavy
Snow emergency
No mini marshmallows!
Hot cocoa.
Elendil's Heir
02-04-2008, 11:48 PM
Hot cocoa: Delightful winter treat OR Hot chocolatey goodness OR Sweetened Aztec beverage.
The Aztecs.
bannerrefugee
02-05-2008, 08:44 AM
The Aztecs.
Crushed by Cortes
Or
Native Mexican people
puppies
eleanorigby
02-05-2008, 09:35 AM
puppies
Needy poop machines
OR
bundles of fun
OR happy to visit
electronic ballot
Elendil's Heir
02-05-2008, 09:52 AM
Electronic ballot: Hacked by Diebold OR Paper is better OR Democracy's Achilles heel
Super Tuesday.
eleanorigby
02-05-2008, 10:14 AM
Super Tuesday.
Today: almost over
OR
candidates' chances narrow
OR
Also Fat Tuesday!
Mardi gras
bannerrefugee
02-05-2008, 10:30 AM
Mardi gras
Party with parades
or
Beads, breasts, bourbon
Pancake day
Paul The Younger
02-05-2008, 12:38 PM
Party with parades
or
Beads, breasts, bourbon
Pancake day
Shrove Tuesday Tradition.
packzki
Elendil's Heir
02-05-2008, 01:35 PM
packzki
Ethnic jelly donut.
Powdered sugar.
Sternvogel
02-05-2008, 01:44 PM
Powdered sugar.
Topping for churros.
Milhouse Van Houten
bannerrefugee
02-05-2008, 04:15 PM
Milhouse Van Houten
Bart's Best Buddy
EPO
Paul The Younger
02-05-2008, 05:05 PM
EPO
Dopers, not straight.
Roger Clemens
bubble pop electric
02-05-2008, 05:07 PM
Juice up, baby!
Cocaine.
bannerrefugee
02-05-2008, 11:25 PM
Roger Clemens
Best pitcher ever
Or
Never was brave
Cocaine
Powdered white pleasure
Or
Sniff at peril
Cricket
Scribble
02-05-2008, 11:51 PM
Sachin Tendulkar's sport
Or
Jiminy is one.
apostrophe
bannerrefugee
02-06-2008, 12:00 AM
apostrophe
Franks great record
PMRC
diggleblop
02-06-2008, 12:11 AM
PMRC
an unknown acronym
Love sausage
Elendil's Heir
02-06-2008, 12:16 AM
Love sausage: Nickname for penis?
Spam about penis enlargers.
Scribble
02-06-2008, 07:01 AM
Entertaining but fraudulent
air couriers
bannerrefugee
02-06-2008, 09:41 AM
air couriers
Arrives at airport
Brevet
Elendil's Heir
02-06-2008, 11:30 AM
Brevet: In the field.
Bvt. Maj. Gen. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain.
bannerrefugee
02-06-2008, 01:22 PM
Bvt. Maj. Gen. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain.
Academic at Appomattox
Fruit bats
Sternvogel
02-06-2008, 04:41 PM
Fruit bats
Tropical flying mammals.
The "Batman, if he's prepared" meme
bannerrefugee
02-06-2008, 10:41 PM
Tropical flying mammals.
The "Batman, if he's prepared" meme
bats bite back
Un-identified rodents in the back yard
Elendil's Heir
02-07-2008, 10:10 AM
Academic at Appomattox....
::Golf clap:: Well played, my friend. Very well played indeed.
Unidentified rodents in the backyard: Call Pest Control.
The Rat Patrol.
bannerrefugee
02-07-2008, 11:17 AM
The Rat Patrol.
Sixties soldier show
Or
Corny cycling club
Mirrors
Sternvogel
02-07-2008, 02:58 PM
Mirrors
Shattering brings misfortune.
Lewis Carroll
bannerrefugee
02-07-2008, 03:36 PM
Lewis Carroll
Anglican authored Alice
Or
Dodgson’s pen name
Agonist
Kythereia
02-07-2008, 03:39 PM
Agonist
Binds, triggers reaction.
Lolcats.
bannerrefugee
02-07-2008, 04:17 PM
Binds, triggers reaction.
Lolcats.
Cat catches cheeseburger
Fritz the cat
Elendil's Heir
02-07-2008, 07:29 PM
Fritz the Cat: Maybe Felix's cousin?
Pornographic cartoons.
Scribble
02-07-2008, 09:53 PM
Not for children
Corduroy
Elendil's Heir
02-08-2008, 08:15 AM
Corduroy: Historic log road OR Bumpy cotton fabric OR Adorable yellow bear.
Words that have multiple meanings.
bannerrefugee
02-08-2008, 08:27 AM
Words that have multiple meanings.
Can cause confusion
Confucius
Elendil's Heir
02-08-2008, 08:34 AM
Confucius: Communists now rediscovering.
The Manchurian Candidate.
bannerrefugee
02-08-2008, 01:20 PM
The Manchurian Candidate.
Cinematic commie conspiracy
Hot air balloons
Sternvogel
02-08-2008, 02:59 PM
Hot air balloons
Albuquerque fiesta focus. (http://www.balloonfiesta.com/Balloon_Fiesta/specialevents.php)
The fact that Albuquerque residents' license plates say "New Mexico USA"
bannerrefugee
02-08-2008, 07:52 PM
The fact that Albuquerque residents' license plates say "New Mexico USA"
States States Sovereignty
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Scribble
02-08-2008, 08:31 PM
Linguistic example sentence
Spelling the word "women" as "wymmyn"
bannerrefugee
02-08-2008, 09:15 PM
Spelling the word "women" as "wymmyn"
Dogma dictates diction
Dare
Scribble
02-08-2008, 09:49 PM
Folly of youth
Or
Police anti-drug association
Very, very loud rap and hip-hop from the neighbors late at night.
Elendil's Heir
02-09-2008, 12:09 AM
...Very, very loud rap and hip-hop from the neighbors late at night.
Probably justifiable homicide. ;)
Lame excuses for serious crimes.
haystack1989
02-09-2008, 12:55 AM
Getting more expensive (http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_317230548.html).
Isolation
ETA: :mad: :p :smack:
Isolation= Leave me alone
Next/ Big Mack
Elendil's Heir
02-09-2008, 07:22 PM
...Big Mack
Particularly large truck.
Next: Lame excuses for serious crimes.
bannerrefugee
02-09-2008, 07:37 PM
Lame excuses for serious crimes.
Anti-social activity apology
Or
Lousy louse lied
Disk jockeys who talk too much
Scribble
02-09-2008, 10:51 PM
Shut up, already!
Fireworks
Elendil's Heir
02-09-2008, 11:55 PM
Anti-social activity apology....
Remember, hyphenates count as two words.
Fireworks: Loud, colorful, impressive
Fourth of July celebrations.
Paul The Younger
02-10-2008, 12:08 AM
Remember, hyphenates count as two words.
Fireworks: Loud, colorful, impressive
Fourth of July celebrations.
Ooooh, Ahhhhh, Ohhhhh!
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