Describe it in three words

[Elendil's Heir]

...Hawaiian Shirts

Colorful casual fashion.

Hawaii 5-O.

[Paul The Younger]

Colorful casual fashion.

Hawaii 5-O.

"Book 'em, Danno!" (really, what other three words could you use? :) )



Pearl Harbor

[Elendil's Heir]

Pearl Harbor: Beautiful Hawaiian port OR Japanese sneak attack OR Caught us napping OR Lives in infamy OR Arizona's eternal grave.

Adm. Yamamoto.

[Scribble]

Japanese Navy commander







Peyote

[Annie-Xmas]

Japanese Navy commander







Peyote


Feed Your Head

White Rabbit

[eleanorigby]

White Rabbit


Alice's traveling companion


OR

Mom's old car






The Queen of Hearts

[bannerrefugee]

The Queen of Hearts

Defiantly does decapitation
Or
Mythic mean monarch

A hypothetical bollywood adaptation of “War and Peace”

[eleanorigby]

A hypothetical bollywood adaptation of “War and Peace”


Singing, dancing, carnage


OR


Devdas doesn't, revisited?







snooze button on the alarm clock

[Elendil's Heir]

...snooze button on the alarm clock

Cold morning addiction.

Carefully standing so that the first chilly water from the shower doesn't hit you.

[Wargamer]

Icemelt Avoidance Technique

Plastic cups from sporting events

[bannerrefugee]

Plastic cups from sporting events

Sporting, sipping souvenir


stripclub manager

[Sternvogel]

stripclub manager

"Bare asses? Assets!"

Two-dollar bills

[descamisado]

"Bare asses? Assets!"

Two-dollar billsdiscriminated-against duckets.

One Thousand Dollar Bills.

[Governor Quinn]

One Thousand Dollar Bills.

No longer circulated.

The Papiermark, circa 1923

[Elendil's Heir]

...The Papiermark, circa 1923

Load those wheelbarrows: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papiermark

Hyperinflation.

[eleanorigby]

Hyperinflation.

Balloon will pop!





Bush's budget eliminating funding for RIF programs to needy areas/kids.

[haystack1989]

really hot air



next is carnival worker

[descamisado]

Bush's budget eliminating funding for RIF programs to needy areas/kids.Many dollars short.

carnival workerMigrant midway laborer.

Superdelegate.

[Elendil's Heir]

Superdelegate: Now unexpectedly important.

The 1860 Republican national convention in Chicago.

[Scribble]

Lincoln beats Seward









the best pizza in town

[Elendil's Heir]

The best pizza in town: Everyone opines magisterially.

Magistrate.

[Wargamer]

Ignorant connected lawyer.

Thomas Edison.

[bannerrefugee]

Thomas Edison.

Tesla’s terrible tormentor
Or
Personally patented plenty


Stale coffee

[Elendil's Heir]

[Magistrate] Ignorant connected lawyer....


HEY! :mad: I am one!

Stale coffee: Throw it out.

Gathering up your household garbage and only then realizing there won't be pickup because it's some obscure holiday.

[Scribble]

Stuck with trash.








sidewalk preachers

[Elendil's Heir]

...sidewalk preachers

Walk around them.

Sister Aimee Semple McPherson.

[Sternvogel]

Sister Aimee Semple McPherson.

Foursquare Church founder.

Shirley Temple

[eleanorigby]

Shirley Temple


Sugary kiddie cocktail


OR

Actress turned ambassador




Ogden Nash

[bannerrefugee]

Ogden Nash

Published puny poetry

Rash

[Scribble]

See your doctor

Or

Hydrocortisone works well

Or

Hotheaded, not premeditated





Rent control

[bannerrefugee]

Rent control

More monthly money (if you rent)
Or
Paupers please PAY (if you’re a landlord)

Humor

[Scribble]

Consolation for humanity



Freezing rain

[Governor Quinn]

Freezing rain

Darn, no umbrella.

The reason why the Republicans and Democrats chose to hold their 1948 National Conventions in Philadelphia in the middle of sweltering heat waves.

[eleanorigby]

The reason why the Republicans and Democrats chose to hold their 1948 National Conventions in Philadelphia in the middle of sweltering heat waves.

Brotherly love city!



No A/C then?









Eskimo pies

[Elendil's Heir]

Eskimo pies: Not native cuisine.

The doctor's secretary from Northern Exposure, who was so phlegmatic, obtuse and unhelpful that I just wanted to kill her. Grrrrrrrr!

[babygirl]

Getting more expensive (http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_317230548.html).

Isolation

ETA: :mad: :p :smack:


on secluded island

Fruit

[Scribble]

Native Alaskan stereotype






minoxidil

[Wargamer]

Picard's Miracle Cure

The Dead Sea Scrolls

[bannerrefugee]

The Dead Sea Scrolls

Of obscure origin

Scarecrow

[Elendil's Heir]

...Scarecrow

Needed a brain OR Found in cornfields OR Ignored by crows OR Scary comics villain OR Poorly-dressed dummy.

Overlooked earlier: Fruit.

[Scribble]

Ovary and seed



Nikolai Gogol

[Elendil's Heir]

...Nikolai Gogol

Died a virgin.

Virginity.

[Sternvogel]

Overlooked earlier: Fruit.

With good reason -- it was from a reply to a post on Page 1 of this thread, which began in November!

Virginity: Elizabeth's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Queen) lifelong possession?

Richard Branson

[Elendil's Heir]

...Richard Branson

Rollicking British billionaire.

Commercial near-space tourism.

[OneCentStamp]

Richard Branson
Rotten's Virgin buddy


Sir Isaac Newton

[Elendil's Heir]

...Sir Isaac Newton

Apple? A myth.

Simulpost! Again, commercial near-space tourism.

[OneCentStamp]

Simulpost! Again, commercial near-space tourism.
Not this century.


Madonna.

[bannerrefugee]

Madonna.

Widely worshipped woman
Or
Successful singing star

Proctologist

[haystack1989]

licenced but doctor





Rick T's knoldge on anything automotive related

[Elendil's Heir]

... Rick T's [knowledge] on anything automotive related

Impresses us all.

NPR's Car Talk program.

[bannerrefugee]

NPR's Car Talk program.

Affords automotive advice

Steal your face

[Scribble]

Grateful Dead album

Or

Steal Your Face

Or

Really crappy sound












Aging hippies

[Enola Straight]

Right-on! Groovy!

popping zits

[Elendil's Heir]

...popping zits

Unpleasant teen ritual.

The comic strip Zits.

[bannerrefugee]

The comic strip Zits.

Syrupy syndicated strip


Bicycle spoke

[Scribble]

What'd it say? (Sorry--couldn't resist.)


Or


Wheel shock absorber



Bicycle chain

[bannerrefugee]

Bicycle chain

Connects cranks, cogs

This is spinal tap

[Elendil's Heir]

This is Spinal Tap: Goes to eleven OR Loud has-beens OR Stonehenge never funnier OR Beware cricket bat OR World's Loudest Band OR Played USAF dance.

Choking on someone else's vomit.

[bannerrefugee]

Choking on someone else's vomit.

Dead drummer’s demise

Rodney Dangerfield

[Elendil's Heir]

...Rodney Dangerfield

Got no respect OR Tugged at necktie OR Bug-eyed comedian OR Occasional movie villain OR Star of Caddyshack.

I'm going to start using Doper memes. First up:

Pan-fried semen.

[bannerrefugee]

Pan-fried semen.

Begin by breading

Yak herding techniques

[Sternvogel]

Yak herding techniques

Llamas? No, lamas!

"I burning your dog"

[descamisado]

Llamas? No, lamas!

"I burning your dog"past ESL poster.

Cite!

[eleanorigby]

Cite!

Consider the source




1920's style death rays

[Scribble]

passé SDMB meme




The loneliness of Valentine's day when your SO is overseas, and you had to work until 9:15 tonight, anyway.

[Elendil's Heir]

...The loneliness of Valentine's day when your SO is overseas, and you had to work until 9:15 tonight, anyway.

My sincere sympathies!

Rio by Duran Duran.

[Enola Straight]

eighties pop single

Penis ensues

[Scribble]

another tired SDMBism







Steam

[bannerrefugee]

Steam
Clearly causes condensation


Scowling officemates who make my eyes hurt

[Sternvogel]

Scowling officemates who make my eyes hurt

Maybe they'll retire.

Gold watches

[descamisado]

Traditional retirement gift.

Golden parachute.

[Elendil's Heir]

Golden parachute: I'd like one.

Referring to Cecil Adams as "The Master" or the like.

[Enola Straight]

Term of Respect

embiggened

[bannerrefugee]

embiggened

Lisa's linguistic lark
I thought this thread was dead.
Norse Mythology

[Sternvogel]

Norse Mythology

Loki, Thor, Yggdrasil.

In honor of the new forum:

Game Room moderator fluiddruid

[Annie-Xmas]

Loki, Thor, Yggdrasil.

In honor of the new forum:

Game Room moderator fluiddruid


Moderates Game Room

Well, duh....

[bannerrefugee]

Well, duh....

Only obvious option

Encryption

[Scribble]

Need a key





Lunar eclipses

[Lobohan]

Lunar eclipses

Where'd it go?

Fibrous.

[Scribble]

Made of strands






Inexorable

[Cluricaun]

Inexorable


Not being persuaded.






Scurvy.

[Annie-Xmas]

Not being persuaded.






Scurvy.

Eat an Orange

Eat A Peach

[bannerrefugee]

Eat A Peach
Fruit for food

Game show host

[Sternvogel]

Game show host

Now Dennis Miller (http://www.nbc.com/Amnesia/)!

The circumstances of Lee Harvey Oswald's death

[bannerrefugee]

The circumstances of Lee Harvey Oswald's death

Kennedy’s killer killed
Or
Ruby rub-out

The piano has been drinking, not me

[Scribble]

Tom Waits lyrics








Dead puppies

[bannerrefugee]

Dead puppies
Pet pal past

The prairie dog liberation society

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

Pet pal past

The prairie dog liberation society

Free Desert Rats!

Hegelian Dialectic

[Scribble]

Thesis, antithesis, synthesis








Rampant stupidity

[Elendil's Heir]

...Rampant stupidity

Rare on SDMB.

How glad I am to see this thread back up and running again!

[Governor Quinn]

How glad I am to see this thread back up and running again!

Quite, quite fantastic!

"Manhattan Spiritual", by Reg Owen

[Elendil's Heir]

..."Manhattan Spiritual", by Reg Owen

Tell me more!

Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen.

[bannerrefugee]

Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen.

Oddly omnipotent, omniscient

200 kilometers

[eleanorigby]

200 kilometers


124 miles, easy!




trojan horse

[bannerrefugee]

trojan horse

Great greek gift

Carbon footprint

[Elendil's Heir]

...Carbon footprint

Gore's is massive.

Footprints as a murder clue.

[bannerrefugee]

Footprints as a murder clue.


Murderer made mark

Red herring

[Thin Ice]

Deliberate diversionary tactic


Thermometer

[Annie-Xmas]

Deliberate diversionary tactic


Thermometer

Please, not rectal.

Bill Clinton

[Thin Ice]

What a hound


45-rpm record

[eleanorigby]

45-rpm record


My childhood, revisited.



Avogadro's number

[Elendil's Heir]

...Avogadro's number

Not 555-1234.

The Hollywood phone prefix "555."

[Thin Ice]

Phoney phone exchange


Wal-mart

[bannerrefugee]

Not 555-1234.

The Hollywood phone prefix "555."

Phony phone prefix

Professional wrestling

[Elendil's Heir]

Wal-Mart: Low prices, wages.

Professional wrestling.

[Thin Ice]

Fake fighting friends

Infinity

[Elendil's Heir]

Infinity: Eternal broadcasting pain.

Howard Stern.

[bannerrefugee]

Howard Stern.
Babbling broadcaster buffoon

Latte

[Elendil's Heir]

Latte: Not my preference.

Extra-sweet mocha with whipped cream and chocolate shavings.

[bannerrefugee]

Extra-sweet mocha with whipped cream and chocolate shavings.

Complex coffee concoction

That I have to use white out tape instead of the fluid because it’s too dangerous -in an office where every other door has a radiation or biohazard warning on it.

[Sternvogel]

That I have to use white out tape instead of the fluid because it’s too dangerous -in an office where every other door has a radiation or biohazard warning on it.

Possible Dilbert scenario.

The fact that many papers run "Classic Peanuts" strips that date back to the Eisenhower administration

[bannerrefugee]

Possible Dilbert

The fact that many papers run "Classic Peanuts" strips that date back to the Eisenhower administration

Previously published peanuts
Or
Snoopy’s so senior


Blackout

[Scribble]

Latest Britney CD


OR



Decepticon Micromaster Combiner



Or

Periodic load shedding











Freezing rain

[Thin Ice]

Really thin ice


digital watch

[Elendil's Heir]

Digital watch: Seventies wrist accessory.

An extremely wide necktie and lapels with plaid polyester pants and white shoes.

[bannerrefugee]

An extremely wide necktie and lapels with plaid polyester pants and white shoes.
Seventies synthetic suit

Horror movies

[Thin Ice]

Fearsome, frightful flicks


Cockroaches

[bannerrefugee]

Fearsome, frightful flicks


Cockroaches

Big brown bugs

car alarms

[Elendil's Heir]

Car alarms: Usually falsely blaring.

Red Alert on the Bridge of the Starship Enterprise.

[Sternvogel]

Red Alert on the Bridge of the Starship Enterprise.

Report to duty!

Red Grange

[Chessic Sense]

Red Grange: six-touchdown game

chess

[Thin Ice]

Ultimate civilized warfare

Mobius strip

[Chessic Sense]

one-sided loop

God

[mwbrooks]

God

GOD Over Djinn


Owl

[Scribble]

Strigid or tytonid





Subwoofer

[Elendil's Heir]

Subwoofer: Important stereo component OR Canine aboard SSBN. ;)

iPod.

[Scribble]

Overpriced multimedia player





Heavy-duty Mr. Clean magic eraser bonus pack (8 count)

[Elendil's Heir]

...Heavy-duty Mr. Clean magic eraser bonus pack (8 count)

Teacher's useful purchase.

The ninnies on the Board of Education.

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

Someone elected 'em.

Germans

[Elendil's Heir]

Germans: Lovable since 1945.

The Fuhrerbunker.

[Sternvogel]

The Fuhrerbunker.

William Snodgrass inspiration. (http://www.poets.org/poet.php/prmPID/15)

The National Library of Poetry

[Devorzhum]

Isolation

Home Alone Too



onomatopoeia

[Elendil's Heir]

Isolation

Home Alone Too
....

:confused:

Onomatopoeia: Sounds like this

The National Library of Poetry.

[bannerrefugee]

The National Library of Poetry.
Poor poetry publishers

Pyramid scams

[Scribble]

Suckers bilking suckers








Handicrafts from a rural cooperative in West Bengal, India.

[Elendil's Heir]

...Handicrafts from a rural cooperative in West Bengal, India.

Ecofriendly gift idea.

Al Gore's movie An Inconvenient Truth.

[bannerrefugee]

Al Gore's movie An Inconvenient Truth.
Debated dark documentary

Someone who’s birthday falls on Feb 29th

[Elendil's Heir]

...Someone who’s birthday falls on Feb 29th

Key to Penzance OR Celebrates only quadrennially OR Calendar somewhat deceptive.

Gilbert & Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance.

[Sternvogel]

Gilbert & Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance.

Features Stanley's patter. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_General%27s_Song)

Henry Morton Stanley

[bannerrefugee]

Henry Morton Stanley

Adventurer and Author

Toxicology

[Elendil's Heir]

Toxicology: What killed him?

Finding ricin in a cheap motel room.

[Governor Quinn]

Finding ricin in a cheap motel room.

Man, oh, man

The Mann Act

[Thin Ice]

No traveling nookie


Cream

[Pasta]

Thicker than milk.

Carburetor

[Thin Ice]

Gas guzzlers' gizmo


Benny Hinn

[want2know]

Rich fake preacher.

Sudoku

[Elendil's Heir]

Sudoku: My wife's pasttime.

A handheld Tetris game that threatens to eat up every moment of my free time.

[Governor Quinn]

A handheld Tetris game that threatens to eat up every moment of my free time.

Drop it, buddy

Samuel Barber

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

Drop it, buddy

Samuel Barber

Six foot pianist.

Wagner

[Elendil's Heir]

Wagner: Noted opera composer OR Famous German musician OR Notorious anti-Semite OR Twain hated him OR Hitler loved him OR Favorite of Coppola OR Unpopular in Israel OR On Excalibur soundtrack.

Porter Waggoner.

[Governor Quinn]

Porter Waggoner.

Actually, "Porter Wagoner"

OR

Discoverer of Parton

Waggoner Carr

[bannerrefugee]

Waggoner Carr

Lubbock’s largest lawyer

Apparition

[Elendil's Heir]

...Apparition

Might be ghost.

The movie Ghost.

[Governor Quinn]

The movie Ghost.

Goldberg, meet Oscar.

Oscar Levant

[bannerrefugee]

Oscar Levant

An American Amnesiac

Since those creepy pricks in IT installed office 2007 on my computer it's getting harder and harder to use office 2003 at home.

[Annie-Xmas]

An American Amnesiac

Since those creepy pricks in IT installed office 2007 on my computer it's getting harder and harder to use office 2003 at home.

Terror of technology

Phred Phelps

[Elendil's Heir]

...Phred Phelps

Phreakin' phanatic phool.

Homophobia.

[bannerrefugee]

Phr
Homophobia.
Honestly hate homosexuals
or
Common conservative conceit

Gymnastics

[Elendil's Heir]

Gymnastics: Never liked 'em.

Anorexic preteen girls participating in Olympic or pro gymnastics, maybe against their wills, losing their childhoods under the watchful eye of a maybe-pervy coach.

[bannerrefugee]

Anorexic preteen girls participating in Olympic or pro gymnastics, maybe against their wills, losing their childhoods under the watchful eye of a maybe-pervy coach.
Certainly sounds sick

Hong Kong

[Elendil's Heir]

...Hong Kong

Britain shoulda kept.

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

[Sternvogel]

Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

See this post. (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9346612&highlight=Margaret+Thatcher#post9346612) :p

Reruns of one-month-old Tonight Show and Late Night episodes

[bannerrefugee]

Reruns of one-month-old Tonight Show and Late Night episodes

Rapidly repeating reruns
Or
Humor has happened
Or
Wit which was

The Discoverie of Witchcraft

[Scribble]

Witches don't exist!








Scrapbook enthusiasts

[Elendil's Heir]

Scrapbook enthusiasts: Not for me OR Cut, paste memories OR Oddly cultlike hobby OR Keeps off street.

Getting frustrated in using online photo services like ShutterFly and SnapFish.

[bannerrefugee]

Getting frustrated in using online photo services like ShutterFly and SnapFish.
Picture posting provocation

Dirty dishes

[Elendil's Heir]

Dirty dishes: Must be washed OR Can't stand them OR Not for long.

Talking dirty during sex.

[bannerrefugee]

Talking dirty during sex.
Intercourse, including instructions!

Oration (which sadly I couldn't figure out how to use, Oration,....,Orgasm)

[Elendil's Heir]

Oration: Valedictorian's forgettable remarks.

The salutatorian who happens to be the hawtest girl in the class.

[want2know]

The salutatorian who happens to be the hawtest girl in the class.
Beauty, Brains, Boobs!

Wonderbra

[bannerrefugee]

Wonderbra
Brings bigger boobs

coat of arms

[Elendil's Heir]

Coat of arms: Heraldry's primary concern OR Shield, supporters, crest OR Lions for England OR Lilies for France OR USA's eagle, shield OR I lack one.

A herald at a joust.

[Sternvogel]

A herald at a joust.

Enjoys knightly work.

Harold Peary

[bannerrefugee]

Harold Peary

Gildersleeve got guffaws

Citrullination

[Elendil's Heir]

...Citrullination

Republic of Citrulli.

The Atlantis myth.

[Martian Bigfoot]

The Atlantis myth.
T'was Plato's idea.*

The Atlantic Ocean.

*OK, I cheated. Sue me.

[Governor Quinn]

The Atlantic Ocean.


Popular for crossing

R-101

[Enola Straight]

British blimp...busted

James Bond vs Batman

[bannerrefugee]

James Bond vs Batman

Frightening fictional fight

Jackie Chan vs Bruce Lee

[Scribble]

Ultimate kung-fu showdown!





Ms. Moneypenny

[Elendil's Heir]

Ms. Moneypenny: Originally preferred "Miss."

MI6.

[bannerrefugee]

Ms. Moneypenny: Originally preferred "Miss."

MI6.
Sneaky Saxon spies

Mouse pad with a bad mouse

[Scribble]

Really lousy tracking




Frescoes

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

Really lousy tracking




Frescoes

Painted wet plaster

Faust

[Liberal]

Painted wet plaster

FaustGood closet drama

Clonazepam

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

Good closet drama

Clonazepam
Stops Spontaneous Shaking

Geek

[Elendil's Heir]

Geek: Look around you.

The Geek Squad home-visit computer-repair folks.

[Elendil's Heir]

:: bump ::

[bannerrefugee]

The Geek Squad home-visit computer-repair folks.

Ok I'll take the bait, it's slow around here this morning

Fixes for fee

Pachyderm

[Elendil's Heir]

Pachyderm: Elephant's scientific designation.

Horton Hears a Who.

[Annie-Xmas]

Pachyderm: Elephant's scientific designation.

Horton Hears a Who.

Abortion protest WHA?
(http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/08/la-premiere-of-horton-hears-a-who-crashed-by-anti-abortion-protesters/)
Stop Sign

[bannerrefugee]

Stop Sign

Sign says stop
Or
Vehicles velocity vanishes

Octagonal

[Elendil's Heir]

...Octagonal

Has eight sides OR Like stop sign OR American architecture trope.

An octopus.

[bannerrefugee]

An octopus.

Singular seafaring Cephalopod

Cthulhu

[Elendil's Heir]

...Cthulhu

Sleeps in R'lyeh OR Lovecraft's evil creation OR Craves world domination OR Worshipped by freaks OR Octopoid dreadful demigod OR Not very nice OR In Chaosium game.

Role-playing games.

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

Role-playing games.
Got any cheetos? OR Nerds social replica OR Slain by elf OR Funny dice game OR Amateur Tolkien gathering.

Romance novels

[Governor Quinn]

Romance novels

Mass marketed tedium

OR

Harlequin reigns supreme

OR

Fabio's big intro


"Client #9"

[Elendil's Heir]

..."Client #9"

Spitzer's prostitution designation OR Mr. Clean? Not! OR Washington tryst identifier OR Cheater's code name OR Governor's tawdry secret OR Reformer's death knell OR What a shame.

Fall from grace.

[Sternvogel]

Fall from grace.

Kristofferson film theme. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075161/)

Cecil Rhodes

[Elendil's Heir]

Cecil Rhodes: Wanted to rule OR Endowed important scholarships OR Schemed in Africa OR Rhodesia formerly honored OR Megalomaniacal British guy.

Robert Mugabe.

[bannerrefugee]

Megalomaniacal British guy.

Robert Mugabe.

Damned dastardly dictator

HTML

[Elendil's Heir]

HTML: Useful webpage language.

Quenya, Sindarin and Adunaic.

[bannerrefugee]

Quenya, Sindarin and Adunaic.

Tolkien’s three tongues

adoption

[Elendil's Heir]

Adoption: If no kids OR Much needed today OR Ideal abortion alternative? OR Popular from China OR Builds a family OR A child waits.

China's one-child-per-family policy.

[bannerrefugee]

China's one-child-per-family policy.

Girls get gone

I think we are the last ones left

[Elendil's Heir]

...I think we are the last ones left

Where'd they go? OR Just you, me OR Come back, everyone! :D

Refusing to let a good thread die.

[Elendil's Heir]

...Refusing to let a good thread die.

Shameless self-promotion.

Bumping your own loooooooooong thread, and rationalizing about why no one's looked at it lately.

[Sternvogel]

Bumping your own loooooooooong thread, and rationalizing about why no one's looked at it lately.

Fishing for responses. :cool:

Cornell University

[Governor Quinn]

Cornell University

Perfect Ivy record.

The Dartmouth College men's basketball team.

[Elendil's Heir]

...The Dartmouth College men's basketball team.

Very tall dudes.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's appearance as First Officer Murdock in Airplane!

[Annie-Xmas]

Very tall dudes.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's appearance as First Officer Murdock in Airplane!

Athelete turned actor

Surely you can't be serious.

[Elendil's Heir]

Athelete turned actor

Surely you can't be serious.

Impossible in three OR "Don't call me...." :D

Someone looking in all three presidential candidates' passport files.