Describe it in three words

[Elendil's Heir]

Yes, it's that time again. You know the drill, as in:

Bologna

Almost like meat.

After you've given your three-word description, provide a word for the next poster to tackle. And now, our first word:

Pencil

[Nametag]

Yes, it's that time again. You know the drill, as in:

Bologna

Almost like meat.

After you've given your three-word description, provide a word for the next poster to tackle. And now, our first word:

Pencil
Writes with graphite.


Tornado

[Kuboydal]

Bye Bye trailers.

sneakers

[OneCentStamp]

sneakers
rubber soled shoes

Pekingese

[Lord Il Palazzo]

sneakers

Stealthy Foot Wear

Jet Turbine

[Lord Il Palazzo]

PekingeseFluffy little pooch.

Still,
Jet Turbine

[ChiefScott]

Stealthy Foot Wear

Jet Turbine

Plug your ears.

Crumbcake

[Drain Bead]

Cinnamon-streuseled goodness.

Cubicle.

[The Unkempt One]

Cinnamon-streuseled goodness.

Cubicle.

Sullen Little Box

Dwarf

[Lord Il Palazzo]

One of Seven

Baked Potato

[OneCentStamp]

no foil, please

Mongolia

[Kerrigan]

Tasty, empty carbs

Buddy list

[An Gadaí]

Mongolia

Inner or Outter



shamrock

[ChiefScott]

And Chaos Ensues...

[corkboard]

Inner or Outter



shamrock
Lucky Irish weed.

Hunger

[Lord Il Palazzo]

Needs food badly

The "Preview Post" Button

[Antinor01]

Needs food badly

The "Preview Post" Button

Screen for typos

Food Network

[Flander]

Screen for typos

Food Network

Makes me hungry

Work

[Bayard]

Makes me hungry

Work
Money for nothing.

Coffee

[StGermain]

Chief Scott!!!! - Good Lord, welcome back. It's been forever.

Coffeee

wretched black brew

Veterinarian

[Nametag]

Chief Scott!!!! - Good Lord, welcome back. It's been forever.

Coffeee

wretched black brew

Veterinarian
Doctor for animals

Limerick

[ChiefScott]

Veterinarian

Doc removes testes

gag-reflex

[Flander]

gag-reflex

Bad for girls.


Golf

[Bayard]

Bad for girls.


Golf
A spoiled walk.

Limerick

[ChiefScott]

Golf

Good for boys.


absorbtion

[RealityChuck]

LimerickBawdy anapestic poem.

guitar

[Shagnasty]

Golf

Good for boys.


absorbtion

Suck liquid up.

Next

"Consciousness"

[The Unkempt One]

Stop the Surgery

Pretzels

[Elendil's Heir]

Pretzel: Twisty bread thingy.

Bakery

[Yllaria]

Pretzel: Twisty bread thingy.

Bakery

Carbs on racks

guitar

[Bayard]

Carbs on racks

guitar
Townshend firewood source

scapula

[Toast Museum]

Bologna Almost like meat.Daily colesterol allowance
scapula - not memorable bone

spatula

[Mr. Excellent]

spatula - cookie dough spoon

law

[ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]

spatula

Fanny-smacking cookware

This thing (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/11/14/lai.gas.ghost.woio).

[Flander]

spatula

Sounds like scapula.


Scotch

[Flander]

Law

Made to break

This thing

Lint on camera.


Scotch

[Bayard]

Made to break



Lint on camera.


Scotch
a neat drink

tuberculosis

[Mindfield]

Cough hack wheeze.


Merkin.

[fachverwirrt]

Cough hack wheeze.


Merkin.
Fake pussy hair.

Glasses.

[Mosier]

Correct your vision.

television

[Rico]

Correct your vision.

television

A vast wasteland.

Radio.

[fachverwirrt]

A vast wasteland.

Radio.
Cuba Gooding movie

Argument.

[nd_n8]

Cuba Gooding movie

Argument.
Another pointless discussion

Contact Lenses

[Sternvogel]

Buddy list

Hackett, Bell, Ryan.

Contact lenses

[Ellen Cherry]

Hackett, Bell, Ryan.

Contact lenses

Sit on eyes

Cowboy boots

[Flander]

cowboy boots

two shit kickers


cell phone

[nd_n8]

Sit on eyes

Cowboy boots
Leather Shit Kickers

Turmoil

[Winston Smith]

Leather Shit Kickers

Turmoil

Sturm und drang.

Next: Seasonal Brew

[Bayard]

Sturm und drang.

Next: Seasonal Brew
tarted up beer

cell phone

[ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]

Next: Seasonal Brew

Getting more expensive (http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_317230548.html).

Isolation

ETA: :mad: :p :smack:

[Yllaria]

tarted up beer

cell phone
cure for isolation

isolation

[gigi]

Lonely but bacteria-free


Twizzlers

[ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]

Twizzlers

Make great straws.

"Indian" Summer

[Elendil's Heir]

Lonely but bacteria-free....


Bzzzzzzzzt. Hyphenates count as two words. Watch it! :D

Indian summer: Unseasonally warm weather.

Meteorologist.

[Flander]

Meteorologist.

IT GONE RAIN!


flip-flop

[Bayard]

IT GONE RAIN!


flip-flop
Politician's favorite footwear

wedding ring

[Elendil's Heir]

Wedding ring: Symbol of eternity.

Harry Potter.

[Chefguy]

Wedding ring: Symbol of eternity.

Harry Potter.

Dumbledore's gay prodigy.

Sled dog.

[Flander]

sled dog

I"M FUCKING MUSHIN'!!!


SDMB

[fisha]

I"M FUCKING MUSHIN'!!!


SDMB

The Fightin' Ignorants


Suppository

[Flander]

Suppository

Say "Aaahhh", Anus


Jesus

[Liberal]

JesusKing of kings

Barbecue

[freckafree]

Barbecue

Saucy shredded meat

Avalanche

[Hostile Dialect]

Fast moving snow. BTW:

:eek: No more hops?!?

Elendil's Heir, the fate of the nation is in the balance! What will you DO?! America needs a hero!

Or maybe nobody cares except for me, silenus and TheLoadedDog. Still--this HAS to happen right when I turn 21?

Anyway, next: Culture.

[eleanorigby]

Culture=
petri dish swabs


Human papilloma virus

[descamisado]

Fast moving snow. BTW:

:eek: No more hops?!?

Elendil's Heir, the fate of the nation is in the balance! What will you DO?! America needs a hero!

Or maybe nobody cares except for me, silenus and TheLoadedDog. Still--this HAS to happen right when I turn 21?

Anyway, next: Culture.Shared knowledge system.

Blini.

[Hostile Dialect]

Shared knowledge system.

Blini.

Small Russian pancake.

ETA: I'll solve this one too:

Human papilloma virus.

Human papilloma virus. :D

Pancake

[Fetchund]

Vehicle for syrup


cat food

[eleanorigby]

Human papilloma virus. :D

Smartass. :)

Pancake


good with syrup



dark and stormy night

[Hostile Dialect]

dark and stormy night

Dark and stormy. Come on, now. :D

cat food

Must be boring.

Oh, and:

smartass

Won't ever stop

Calendar

[eleanorigby]

Calendar =

book of dates


(dark and stormy night was supposed to be something like: bad first line or bad story starter)



bathtub

[Hostile Dialect]

meant for bathing

rugby

[Kythereia]

meant for bathing

rugby

Get him, guys!

cheese

[Hostile Dialect]

tasty, moldy milk

policy

[eleanorigby]

policy


rules for working





sambuca

[notthatagain]

sambuca



You'll be sorry


Toboggan

[eleanorigby]

You'll be sorry


Toboggan


Ride down hill



rocks

[Hostile Dialect]

pan fried cocaine

cocaine

[ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]

cocaine

inspired Cale's song

Vitamin Water

[eleanorigby]

cocaine


Freud's little habit


vitamin water

thirst quencher deluxe OR expensive pee maker








Bedtime for Bonzo

[Hostile Dialect]

You should know that it's taking all of my willpower to resist answering your three- and four-word prompts. And then some. ;)

[Bayard]

Bedtime for Bonzo

Reagan's greatest legacy

Next: hooligan

[Hostile Dialect]

overly supportive fan

England

[freckafree]

England

Stiff upper lip

Atlas

[Hostile Dialect]

Stiff locked shoulders

Objectivity

[fisha]

Stiff locked shoulders

Objectivity

Rare and precious

kneepad

[Hostile Dialect]

hard to remove

network

[Elendil's Heir]

Network: Seventies television satire.

Faye Dunaway.

[Hostile Dialect]

No idea, sorry.

Favorite

[Elendil's Heir]

OK, then, I'll do it.

Faye Dunaway: Seventies drama queen.

Favorite: Best for me.

Bald eagle.

[elucidator]

A talon agency

Clusterfuck

[Hostile Dialect]

OK, then, I'll do it.

Actually, that was my definition, but OK... ;)

[KGS]

Clusterfuck Big crazy mess.

Q-tip

[Beware of Doug]

Cotton. Stick. Profit!

Band-Aid.

[Nametag]

Painful musical charity

Twee

[A Monkey With a Gun]

TweeCastrated British rock

offbeat

[TripleTee]

Castrated British rock

offbeat

Offbeat- opposite of onbeat

Bean dip

[bbs2k]

Bean dipDutch oven tonight.

Haiku.

[eleanorigby]

Haiku



17 syllable poem




bagel

[chowder]

:smack:

[Scribble]

bagel

Toroidal bread hunk




Curtains

[Annie-Xmas]

Toroidal bread hunk




Curtains

Tony Winning Musical

Yoko Ono

[fisha]

Tony Winning Musical

Yoko Ono

Crazy Lennon bitch.

Tomatoes

[Annie-Xmas]

Crazy Lennon bitch.

Tomatoes

Stop throwing them

Mouse pad

[Ellen Cherry]

Stop throwing them

Mouse pad

Mickey's lady lair

Walt Disney

[Nametag]

Frozen mouse animator

Poker

[Flander]

Frozen mouse animator

Poker


Haz your chips


computer

[bbs2k]

computer
Haz your porn.


Porn.

[Flander]

Porn.

man's best friend

Pizza

[ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]

pizza = Dinner last night

Annoying people

[gigi]

Drain on energy


Pugs

[Flander]

Pugs

Worthless dog species


Clamato

[Liberal]

ClamatoCan of puke.

Dirt

[lieu]

DirtOne's last nap

Fudgesicle

[Winston Smith]

One's last nap

Fudgesickle

Melts before ingestion.

Next: Trekkies

[Flander]

trekkies

Picard or Kirk

Magic Eraser

[Hostile Dialect]

erases things magically

chowder

[Flander]

chowder

cho-DARE?!? IT"S CHOWDER!!

pepperoni

[Elendil's Heir]

Pepperoni: Best on pizza.

Italy.

[Annie-Xmas]

Pepperoni: Best on pizza.

Italy.

Shaped like boot

New Zealand

[Elendil's Heir]

New Zealand: Not Australia, thanks.

Andorra.

[descamisado]

New Zealand: Not Australia, thanks.

Andorra.Mountainous tax haven.

Sylph.

[Liberal]

Sylph.light as air

dirigidoo

[Flander]

dirigidoo

Australian farting instrument. (assuming you meant didgeridoo)

George W. Bush

[Sitnam]

Australian farting instrument. (assuming you meant didgeridoo)

George W. Bush

neocon's malleable puppet


fireworks

[Mindfield]

I feel it is appropriate at this juncture to introduce you to Foamy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJ64PxBzNc) who pretty much says what I feel about the whole thing.

[Sitnam]

I feel it is appropriate at this juncture to introduce you to Foamy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJ64PxBzNc) who pretty much says what I feel about the whole thing.
That's not three words and it has nothing to do with fireworks. :rolleyes:

[Scribble]

fireworks

Children's finger removers.



Thunderstorms

[Ellen Cherry]

Children's finger removers.



Thunderstorms

Set pets wimpering

Mail-order catalogs

[Mindfield]

That's not three words and it has nothing to do with fireworks. :rolleyes:
Uh...

"Wrong thread post."

[Elendil's Heir]

Mail-order catalogs: Holiday avalanche begins.

Wrong thread post.

[lieu]

Mail-order catalogsFill Mail-order litterboxes

Ooop..

Wrong thread post.Too many windows.


Rocking chair

[Elendil's Heir]

Wrong thread post: Common Doper error.

Rocking chair: Codger's favorite seat.

Old coots with too much nose hair.

[Duke of Rat]

Old coots with too much nose hair.

Protectors of Lawns

Bowling Balls

[Annie-Xmas]

Protectors of Lawns

Bowling Balls

very large scrotum

Raccoons

[Sternvogel]

Raccoons

Ranger Rick's family.

Cocoons

[Flander]

cocoons

cozy pupa pad

skateboard

[gigi]

skateboard
Break a leg!


Plasticware

[fisha]

Disposable eating utensils.

Watermelon

[Flander]

Watermelon

Gallagher's entire career

Terminator

[Annie-Xmas]

Gallagher's entire career

Terminator

I'll be baaackkk!

Schwarzenegger

[Chefguy]

I'll be baaackkk!

Schwarzenegger


Steroidal mutant governator

California

[Nametag]

Most populous state

carpetbagger

[descamisado]

South's unwanted guest.

potluck.

[eleanorigby]

potluck.



Strange covered dishes





printer paper

[descamisado]

Strange covered dishes





printer paperMass paradigm-shift conveyance.


Yard sale.

[fisha]

90,000 tree parts

splinter

[Hostile Dialect]

brown and sticky

stadium

[eleanorigby]

Trumpet=horn for blowing

or


loud noise maker

GAH--where'd trumpet go?

Stadium

sports fans seating





subordinated debenture

[Nametag]

creditor is screwed

panspermia

[Rysdad]

creditor is screwed

panspermia

Multiple interplanetary insemination

Student loans

[Sunrazor]

Multiple interplanetary insemination

Student loans
A borrowed education


"Hairspray"

[Hostile Dialect]

"A cosmetic product"

Theater

[koeeoaddi]

story on stage

hypnotism

[Elendil's Heir]

Hypnotism: Cluck like chicken!

The Amazing Randi.

[Scribble]

The Amazing Randi.

Skeptical of psychics






Post-colonialism

[Elendil's Heir]

Post-colonialism: Kleptocrats, genocide, squalor.

Idi Amin.

[racer72]

Crazy African leader.



Mixed nuts.

[Elendil's Heir]

Mixed nuts: Gimme the cashews.

Dr. Kevorkian.

[Ellen Cherry]

Mixed nuts: Gimme the cashews.

Dr. Kevorkian.


Death on demand

Electric chair

[Annie-Xmas]

Death on demand

Electric chair

Bye-Bye Bundy

Hugh Laurie

[Scribble]

Hugh Laurie

Plays Dr. House




Alarm clock

[ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]

Alarm clock

Malicious, vile, foul

Breakfast

[Flander]

Malicious, vile, foul

Breakfast

Most important meal

Birthdays

[MsWhatsit]

Birthdays: Less exciting now


T-shirts

[Giraffe]

T-shirtsKilled Maude Flanders

Frozen waffles

[elucidator]

Lame ass Frisbee

Ketchup

[MsWhatsit]

Ketchup: Unconvincing fake blood

[Flander]

...

Difficult to describe

Diet soda

[Elendil's Heir]

Diet soda: Almost like refreshment!

Maude Flanders.

[Annie-Xmas]

Diet soda: Almost like refreshment!

Maude Flanders.

teeshirts killed her

Starbucks

[Flander]

Starbucks

Just like crack


hangover

[Elendil's Heir]

Hangover: Awful morning after.

Tequila shots.

[descamisado]

Hangover: Awful morning after.

Tequila shots.Three just right.

Utopia.

[eleanorigby]

Tequila shots.


Dangerous once swallowed.






Thanksgiving dinner

[Elendil's Heir]

Utopia: None down here.

Thanksgiving dinner: Unloosen that belt.

Bald eagles.

[elucidator]

Utopia: Harder, faster, More

Thanksgiving dinner: Whole Fam Damnly

The Geek Squad

[Hostile Dialect]

pwned

[descamisado]

The Geek SquadPC Fixit Brigage.

pwnedubiquitous script error.

American Gangster.

[Sternvogel]

Bald eagles.

Majestic American raptors.

American Gangster

[Elendil's Heir]

American Gangster: Seventies crime movie.

Country and western music.

[Winston Smith]

Country and western music.

We got both!

Next: Airplane!

[Hostile Dialect]

Really fast transportation!

Stardust

[ChiefScott]

Exploded old casino

Pork chops

[Hostile Dialect]

Chopped, cooked pig

Kosher

[Elendil's Heir]

Kosher: Oy, no pork!

The long-lost Happy Orthodox Jew smiley

[Hostile Dialect]

Happy Orthodox Jew

Orthodoxy

[MsWhatsit]

Orthodoxy

Opposite of Curvodoxy.



Bad puns.

[Giraffe]

Bad puns.Deserve painful punishment

Supersize fries

[Flander]

supersize fries

slowly become cardboard

Weekends

[Elendil's Heir]

Weekends: Don't visit Bernie.

Bad teen movies.

[Taber]

Bad teen movies: for making out

Gophers

[Bayard]

Bad teen movies: for making out

Gophers
bane of greenskeepers

Sinbad

[fisha]

bane of greenskeepers

Sinbad

Goofy black singer

outlet

[Bayard]

Goofy black singer

outlet
inappropriate cutlery storage

Sprite

[Hostile Dialect]

fizzy club soda

(I once had a bartender, whose native language was Portuguese, give me club soda when I asked for Sprite. I guess it sounded like "spritzer, ie fizzy water" to her.)

dope

[BrainGlutton]

dope

Our shared addiction.

Internet

[Hostile Dialect]

even worse addiction

porn

[Giraffe]

Naked people humping


Talk radio

[Hostile Dialect]

Clothed losers whining

Sports

[descamisado]

Clothed losers whining

Sportsprofitable bet generator.

Generator.

[Flander]

Generator.

Bad Religion Song

Punk rock

[Hostile Dialect]

good violence excuse.

ping-pong

[Bayard]

good violence excuse.

ping-pong
Stockdale debate metaphor

doorbell

[eleanorigby]

doorbell


conventional door opener




man having sex with a bicycle

[Sampiro]

doorbell

Ringing intruder alert


thumbtacks

[Sampiro]

man having sex with a bicycle

no seat? gay


string theory

[Bayard]

no seat? gay


string theory
violin maker's paradigm

thumbtacks

[fisha]

Ow! Metal points!

hitchhiker

[descamisado]

Ow! Metal points!

hitchhikerRearview mirror reflection.

Turducken

[eleanorigby]

Turducken


Turkey/duck/chicken




snowflakes

[fisha]

Turkey/duck/chicken




snowflakes

Tingle on tongue.

seltzer

[descamisado]

Turkey/duck/chickenI walked right into that one. :smack:

Tingle on tongue.

seltzerAlka's last name.

Bonneville Salt Flats.

[eleanorigby]

I walked right into that one. :smack: Yup. ;)



Bonneville Salt Flats.



Utah's unique racetrack





Facebook

[Elendil's Heir]

Facebook: Never gone there.

Felching.

[Cyn]

Felching.
Goat's worst nightmare

Disco

[Giraffe]

DiscoGiraffe's worst nightmare

ice cube trays

[eleanorigby]

ice cube trays


Frozen water holders





prehensile tail

[Giraffe]

prehensile tailCan't taste anything!

roller skates

[Elendil's Heir]

Roller skates: Hurt my ankles.

Ankle-biters.

[Hostile Dialect]

just like skating.

urban

[fisha]

just like skating.

urban

Old man's name

bark

[Sampiro]

bark

canine safety word


Pekingese

[Drain Bead]

Pekingese

Fluffy barking rat

Barbecue

[Sampiro]

Barbecue


Meat + sauce + fire.


Ipod

[Sternvogel]

Ipod

College student's necessity.

Dormitory

[descamisado]

College student's necessity.

DormitoryStudents' hookup shortcut.

Academia.

[Winston Smith]

Academia.

Beats real world.

Next: Balls

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

Beats real world.

Next: Balls

Male Disabling Device

cafeteria

[eleanorigby]

cafeteria


Moving food selection.








leaf blower

[descamisado]

Moving food selection.

leaf blowerBane of Suburbanites.

Javelin.

[eleanorigby]

Bane of Suburbanites.

Javelin.



distance mastodon killer

[descamisado]

distance mastodon killer" . . . "

You got nuttin'? :D

Withnail & I

[Elendil's Heir]

Withnail & I: Never seen it.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

[eleanorigby]

Sorry about the brain fart on the mastodon....





Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.


Tootsie's toy trade





Queen Elizabeth's dogs

[Sampiro]

Queen Elizabeth's dogs

pedigreed bitch's Corgis



Viagra

[Winston Smith]

Viagra

Bottled hard on.

Next: Absinthe

[Hostile Dialect]

Bottled soft out.

Brownies

[descamisado]

Bottled soft out.

BrowniesGirl Scout Sprout.

Fudge.

[Elendil's Heir]

Fudge: Delicious diet destroyer.

Julia Child.

[eleanorigby]

Julia Child.


Liver saving chef!








Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

[Hostile Dialect]

Far out, man!

trip

[Governor Quinn]

trip

Visitation to ground

contract bridge

[eleanorigby]

contract bridge



game for "dummies"






emancipation proclamation

[Hostile Dialect]

falsely proclaimed emancipation

emigration

[Scribble]

Leaving the country.


Exit visa

[Elendil's Heir]

Exit visa: Let me out!

U.S. Department of State.

[Hostile Dialect]

US Department of State: Let me out!

Canada

[fisha]

US Department of State: Let me out!

Canada

Up nort' eh?



seagull

[Annie-Xmas]

Up nort' eh?



seagull

Garbage eating bird

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer