Brithael V Byzantine

[Byzantine]

Okay, sugar, let's turn this over to the posters at large. Who would you rather see post out here to ANY topic you might post, me or this little troll? Oh, wait, that's not fair. Okay, who would you rather have post to your topic, me Byzantine or Brithael?

I mean, really, we have so much in common. I know it's a hard choice, that's why I posted to the pit. Let's go, folks!

[kellibelli]

BYZANTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a no-brainer...of course so is Brithail!


Can I vote more than once?

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kisses,
Kelli

[Sealemon88]

I'm NOT gonna get drawn into this...I don't really know either of you, so I can't really judge one way or the other. Besides, I'm new here and I don't wanna get caught up in squabbles. Furthermore, I'm a non-confrontational guy who thinks EVERYBODY is entitled to their own opinion.

<chokes, snickers...lmao>

well, hell, I ALMOST said all that with a straight face.

Byzantine, of course.

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[JoeBlank]

You have my vote, Byz.

[kellibelli]

Hey where ya been Joe, good to see ya!

[ChiefScott]

Must side w/kells, even though I already despise Brithael thoroughly and completely. I'll side w/her any day.

As I've said before (and no doubt will say again), Brithael bites.

[t.g.]

um, since I'm fairly new here myself I will abstain, for now anyway.
However I do have a couple of questions for ChiefScott.
UMMM, how do you know that Brithael bites ?
Does he/she/it indulge in the behavior often ? If so has he/she/it had all it's shots ??
I want to know in case he/she/it decides to bite me.

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t.g.
sweet innocent little old grandma type person

[kellibelli]

t.g. ...tempted granny eh?
Well, you are very clever granny...tell us about yourself, are you a real granny?

[manhattan]

Byzantine: Smart, witty, uses cool expressions like "God in short-shorts," has offered to flash her tits.

Brithael: Can’t type, has never made a coherent post, offends ChiefScott, is probably someone’s troll alter-ego.

Well, that wasn’t too difficult.


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Livin' on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

[Brithael]

My my my... such a mature thing to do! I guess I am outnumbered. I guess I should just pack it in and give up. I mean God forbid I keep assaulting people with my evil typos from hell! Very amusing.
Did you act like that when you were on the Prom Commitee in high school as well? Do you actually think that you can just take a vote and convince someone they arent worthy to speak in public places? Such a CHeerleader thing to do....how very ...High brow of you.
You can waste pixels all day telling me what you think of me or my messages If it makes you feel better. But dont think for one second that it will stop me from posting.
Now... this is where I usually would include some smart ass comment on the intended targets questionable parentage or maybe exactly what type of farm animal their dear old Poppa PLooks. But since i find this whole thing too insipid for mere insults.. I am at a loss. Heck ya had me at a disadvantage anyway. I wasnt aware there was a grudge match going on. Why dont we just get all our little friends together and go meet on some streetcorner and settle this like the children you so clearly are? C'mon I know the immaturity probably goes a little deeper than that. I have a better Idea! Lets just have an apocalyptic Kickball game "Winner is not the asshole!" As if it matters!

"I was cured all right!"

[Byzantine]

I think it was Satan who posted the wonderful, "lick my bag".... I really wish I had one so I could use that particular phrase! I guess I could say, "lick my handbag" but it's just not quite the same!

Oh, and I'm just barely strapping on my pom-poms, love! Are you gonna bust out crying and run home like all the others? Can't handle the good fight, huh? Well I've read that you have a broomstick up your ass so maybe that's what is causing all the trouble you are having!

In case it flew over your pointy little head: Get bent!

And please, PLEASE keep typing and posting here! You just make my day with your witty, urbane, and sophisticated humor!

Kisses all around!

[manhattan]

Oh yea, and she flames good, too. ;)

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Livin' on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

[ChiefScott]

Says Brithael:
"But dont think for one second that it will stop me from posting."

Nor should you stop posting, Brith.
You are getting better at "keyboarding".

Always remember the rule (if I may bastardize the carpenter's commandment): Review twice, post once.

Additionally, it isn't a "grudge match" it is a "grudge". For if it was a match you would be outclassed, outgunned and outcast by the likes of Byz.

Oh, you blow too.

Grammy: Brithael is a troll. You may catch something if one of his kind does bite you. Most often they are simply annoying, puss-filled pimples on the ass of cyberspace. Lurk a bit. You'll come to wish you could lance them too.

[kellibelli]

Scott have I told you today that you are simply wonderful!

Brithail...you are right, we are terrible and immature, and you are way too good for the likes of us, you should find a message board more suited to your greatness, as we are clearly no worthy of you.

[ChiefScott]

Gorsh, ma'am. 'Twern't nuthin.
::looking down, drawing little circles in the dust w/my boot tip::

That's just me.
Rescuer of damsels, lancer of boils,
Berater of trolls and (now) dodger of Nickrz.

[ChiefScott]

See Kells. You got me so flustered I forgot to add --

Brithael's new D&D character is a dung heap.
Sure he stinks, but look at all the hit damage he absorbs!

[ChrisCTP]

Prom committee? What a cheerleader thing to do?

Someone has some "Petty Unresolved Bitterness" in his/her past. Go to MPSIMS to sort that out, Brithy.

I guess it's time for me to remove my chainsmoking, neo-beatnik shroud and don the miniskirt and monogrammed sweater.

"B-B-BYZ, A-A-ANT, I-I-INE, BYZANTINE BYZANTINE WOOOOHH!!!"

Brithy, there's a thing called "clarity". Clarity is defined as such: clearness or lucidity as to perception or understanding; freedom from ambiguity (ex: a difficult proposition presented with such clarity that everyone understood)

Get it? You must first master the keyboard before you can command it. You must first arrange your thoughts before you attempt to convey them.

Now, I want you to repeat after me. "Brithael is not real. Brithael is loverock reincarnate."

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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[ChiefScott]

OOooo!! Chrissy!!

Clearness, lucidity, mini-skirt,
jumping, cheering, be-pom-pommed...

Bouncing,
Bouncing,
Bouncing...

Crepe paper above the bed.
Master of my keyboard...
Command it; command it!!

You repeat after me,
I repeat after you.
Again!
Again!

Ah, shit.

I was almost there and you brought up "He Who Should Be Smitten".

Oh, have I told you Brithael blows?

[ChiefScott]

OOooo!! Chrissy!!

Clearness, lucidity, mini-skirt,
jumping, cheering, be-pom-pommed...

Bouncing,
Bouncing,
Bouncing...

Crepe paper above the bed.
Master of my keyboard...
Command it; command it!!

You repeat after me,
I repeat after you.
Again!
Again!

Ah, shit.

I was almost there and you brought up "He Who Should Be Smitten".

Oh, have I told you Brithael sucks?

[ChrisCTP]

LMMFAO
What the FFFFUCK??

Don't ever call me "Chrissy."



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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[ChiefScott]

Sorry Chris.

But when I enjoy a good post, I really enjoy a good post!

[ChiefScott]

OHITYBB!!

[ChrisCTP]

Eh?

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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

My disappointment is with Byzantine. In a battle of wits, she's accepted the challenge of a Special Olympics contender. Shame on you, Byz. With all your attributes, it would seem you'd have something better to do than spar with one whose IQ hovers around room temperature.

[ChrisCTP]

ChiefScott:
OHITYBB!! (My response): Eh?

Sorry, Scott. Perhaps I should have been more clear.

Please clarify: OHITYBB. I'm almost certain it will make me laugh. I really enjoy laughing.



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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[moriah]

I've just cast a spell of ritual magick that curses any major appliance that Brithael touches -- it's powered by posts in favor of Byzantine (the poster or the empire, doesn't matter).

[WallyM7]

Dear everybody,
As you can see in my profile, I am new here. But I have been coming to this board for about two months on a regular basis, reading the posts and very much enjoying them. Then one day I thought," hey, maybe I could say something. What can they do to me?" So I registered and since then I have developed a bad case of keyboard diarrhea.

But to the topic: I have read Brithael's posts and cannot understand your animosity towards him. I would never flame him. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel, for God's sake. Have you no sense of sportmanship? The man is a mental parapalegic.He has the brains of an ice cube. Show a little compassion. Anyway, we need him for the entertainment value.

By the way, this is a no contest. Byzantine, you are a Goddess. I am unworthy to touch the hem of your garment. I will build a temple in your honor for.... wait a sec, I said this to Lioness already. Well, okay, so now we have two Goddesses. The Catholics have three. New Orleans has the Saints.

For God's sake, somebody stop me before I strike again.

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You are unique - Just like everyone else.

[WallyM7]

Kellibelli, you are a Goddess. I worship the....uh...

Never mind.

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You are unique - Just like everyone else.

[ChiefScott]

Chrissy..er, uh, Chris--

Young padawan it could only mean:
Oh, have I told you Brithael bites?

He does, you know.

[Contestant #3]

I'll vote for Byzantine. What's the current tally?

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Contestant #3

[Brithael]

OOOh did it take all of you to come up those?
How many old episodes of Lawrence Welk did you have to watch to get the material for those insults? ...really I would like to know.
I figured you spend a lot of time doing things like that...Hunting insults up in old reruns...maybe a little experimentation with powertools on the side...but mostly lots and lots of time in front of SOME sort of screen.
It must get to ya huh?
Why dont you try yet again to cut me down to size with your "rapier sharp wit". Fucking Orson Scott Card you are not!

[ChiefScott]

"Good night, sleep tight,
And pleasant dreams to you,
Here's a wish and a prayer,
That all your dreams come true.

And now 'til we meet again...
Adios, au revoir, Brithael still bites."

My apologies to Larry and his singers

[kellibelli]

Britheel...you suck, go away.
Go change your name again, come back as something with a brain....bet we pick you right our again!

Y'know, I have NEVER seen so many people agree on one thing in the months that I have been here...it warms the very cockles of my heart.

Scott, I could watch you do this all day! :)

[kellibelli]

B-B-BRI...T-T-TH...


KIDDING!!!!

ROTFLMAO!

[Squid Vicious]

C#3! You may have been just passed up as the most villified poster on the board. AS well it should be. At least you have convictions; Brithael just seems to be an idiot.

Though I can't figure out Chief's preoccupation with him. Someone shortsheet your rack? Or, are you just bored hanging out all day in the goat locker with nothing to do but surf the net?

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"If you stick your finger in a pie, whatever is in the pie will be on your finger, and whatever is on your finger will be in the pie...unless you wear a rubber glove"----some demented old lady

[ChiefScott]

He certainly jerked my skivvies in a bunch. But it's kinda fun to play "playground bully" once in a while.
And yes, I have entirely too much time on my hands with this pointless underway period to avoid Floyd.

[ChiefScott]

Oh, yeah. One more thing...
Brithael is a skivvie skid sniffer.

[WallyM7]

Geez, Brithael, I hope that vitriol was not directed at me. If you'll read my post, you will dicover that I was the only one to come to your defense. While the others were hate-mongering, I stood by your side, firm and true.

Try to be a little more charitable, Brithael. The only reason they're doing this is because you're such a dork. It's just personal, that's all.

And if you're contemplating suicide, let me know. I'll do everything I can to help.

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You are unique - Just like everyone else.

[kellibelli]

wally...you have now earned the honor of my great approval, now go forth and continue to make fun of the terminally dim.


Kudos on the most snide little post in a while.Welcome.

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cyber kisses,
Kelli

[UncleBeer]

Wally, do you want to help prevent the suicide or are you offering to facilitate it?

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One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

[WallyM7]

Wow, high praise indeed, from one of the sharpest posters on this board.
Thanx, Kelli.

Chief: I got cyber kisses. Eat your liver.

C#3: Relax, I'm not trying to start up with Kelli. We go way back. We went to seperate schools together.

ether
hugs

[WallyM7]

UncleBeer, I must say I am simply astounded by your question. You obviously haven't thought the thing through.

Puzzle me this: Brithael is on the point of commiting suicide and I step in to prevent it. How long would I have before Kelli, Byz, the Chief and the others hunt me down?

The news would spread around the world like wildfire. Who would give me sanctuary? I would be an outcast, a pariah. Every man's hand would be turned against me. And when I'm finally cornered, trapped like a fart in a mitten, what do you think would happen?

Let's just say there's isn't a jury in the land that would convict.

[kellibelli]

Fart in a mitton??? Thats priceless!

So yer frum T'ranna eh?

Extra good to have a fellow canuck on the board. Its no wonder you are so clever...in Canada, we suckle on the tit of wit!

[UncleBeer]

Well Wally, that's what I thought, but I sometimes people do crazy things. And I just love to nail an ambiguity.

Oh, and has ChiefScott told you Brithael bites?

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One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

[ChiefScott]

You know guys, I've been thinkin'. Maybe we ought to lay off the young pup for a while.

Nah, what am I thinkin'.

Wally, you movin' in on my cybersqueeze? ::"OK, boys. Fire up the Hornets!::

An ode to Wally and Brithael -- ::ahem::

"In Canada, Wally suckles at the tit of wit,
In America, Brithael just eats shit."



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[Byzantine]

Brithael– hey, sugar, it's me again. Your spelling is actually improving! Maybe this has been good for you. I know it's been GREAT for me! :)

TennHippie– I never should have started this. It was really, really unfair. In the future I shall refrain from such juvenile behavior. All I can say to Brithael is naner naner nah nah nobody likes you! Well, that's not true. SOMEBODY must like you or you'd be dead by now.

BTW if the insults are so bad and Lawrence Welk like (that's an interesting bit of mud flinging) then why do you keep coming back? I think you like it. I think there's a big streak of the masochist in you. Obviously there's a big streak of the sadist in me!

As kellibelli pointed out, you are much too good for the likes of us! Perhaps the chat rooms in AOL are more in tune with what you are looking for. I encourage you to check them out.


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The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.

[WallyM7]

Our friend the Chief
In his customary patter,
Accuses Brithael
Of ingesting fecal matter,
Brithael sputters, in fits and starts,
And claims he does it
To increase his smarts.

Hogtown. Not a pretty sight on a Sunday morning.

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You are unique - Just like everyone else.

[WallyM7]

Our friend the Chief
In his customary patter,
Accuses Brithael
Of ingesting fecal matter,
Brithael sputters, in fits and starts,
And claims he does it
To increase his smarts.

Hogtown. Not a pretty sight on a Sunday morning.

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You are unique - Just like everyone else.

[WallyM7]

Oops. Double post. I should be slapped and sterilized. Out of the gene pool, Wally!

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You are unique - Just like everyone else.

[tracer]

kellibelli wrote:

Y'know, I have NEVER seen so many people agree on one thing in the months that I have been here...it warms the very cockles of my heart.

Huh huh, you said "cockles."

[Byzantine]

Actually, Brithael, I don't think you really need to worry about me; CheifScott has a bigger hard-on for you than I'll EVER have! He's trashed your sorry ass all over the board! All I can say is keep it up (no pun intended) CheifScott, I don't mind changing my panties several times a day!

[WallyM7]

No! Not the Hornets!

Chief, I would never come between you and Kellibelli (no, I do NOT see a double entendre here) but you're already working the Lioness and Byzantine.

Conserve your strength, big guy.

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A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes-but doesn't

[ChiefScott]

Actually, I think I'm gonna have to tone down my flirting (if I can).
I've a girlfriend now, and in sharing everything that I love in this world, introduced her to the SDMB.
She's been lurking apparently for I received a most disconcerting e-mail today (I'm at sea dodging Floyd on IKE).
Apparently she thinks I already have enough girlfriends; Kells, Byz, Lioness, Chris, et al.
God, I hope I haven't been "acting the Shitboy role".
::gulp::

[ChiefScott]

Shit I almost forgot the mandatory sig line!!

Brithael's only pet was a gunky hairball his Mom dug out of the shower drain. She hated him too.

The hairball learned to hate him.

[ChrisCTP]

Chief, you mean I- I'm your girlfriend... *adoring sigh*



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Veni, Vidi, Visa ... I came, I saw, I bought.

[WallyM7]

Is there no hope for Brithael? Can he not redeem himself in some way?

Is the road to rehabilitation, painstakingly slow though it may be, completely closed to him?

Can you not join hands, open your hearts and reach out to him?

It's true that I can't be a part of this process because I don't want anything to do with the fucking putz, but you seem like a kindly group.

Remember, he had an unhappy childhood. His mother wouldn't breast feed him.

She said she needed the milk for the cats.

Or do you just want to find him and kill him?
I'd be okay with that.

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A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes-but doesn't

[Byzantine]

So, ChiefScott has been "working" me? Well stop it right now! I've got plenty of my OWN work to do! And I'll flirt with ANY poster. Yep, I'm a major tart ;) and damn proud of it too!

Oh, yeah, Brithael uses his mouth for a pooper-scooper! So there!

[Byzantine]

"dodging Floyd on IKE".... ChiefScott, please be a dear and explain that to me. Are you hiding from Pink Floyd on Ike Turner? Is he big enough to support you on his back?

[kellibelli]

This is the funniest stuff I have read since the pranks when we were kids thread!

Gorsh, ma'am. 'Twern't nuthin.
::looking down, drawing little circles in the dust w/my boot tip::

That's just me.
Rescuer of damsels, lancer of boils,
Berater of trolls and (now) dodger of Nickrz.


I guess it's time for me to remove my chainsmoking, neo-beatnik shroud and don the miniskirt and monogrammed sweater.

"B-B-BYZ, A-A-ANT, I-I-INE, BYZANTINE BYZANTINE WOOOOHH!!!"

So I registered and since then I have developed a bad case of keyboard diarrhea.

I would never flame him. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel, for God's sake. Have you no sense of sportmanship? The man is a mental parapalegic.He has the brains of an ice cube. Show a little compassion. Anyway, we need him for the entertainment value.

C#3: Relax, I'm not trying to start up with Kelli. We go way back. We went to seperate schools together.

All I can say to Brithael is naner naner nah nah nobody likes you!

Huh huh, you said "cockles."

Brithael's only pet was a gunky hairball his Mom dug out of the shower drain. She hated him too.

It's true that I can't be a part of this process because I don't want anything to do with the fucking putz, but you seem like a kindly group.

Really gang, this is some of your best work yet!! I am gonna print this thread off, and put it in my hope chest for when I am an old lady.
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Scott...you told her about us( SDMBers)?

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are ya?

Well, tell her she BETTER be good to you, or she will have all us cyberbitches to deal with...good luck-you deserve it!

[AzureByte]

You're all hilarious! Thanks for a good hearty laugh after a long day. Chuckle, giggle, gafaw! A toast held high to the Kick-Ass Queen, my vote it goes to Byzantine!

Hey Byz, who loves ya?! UH! :Þ



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There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring.

First-- BYZANTINE!! If I knew HTML that would be more impressive.

Second-- Brithael, you seem to not understand why you are suddenly loathed. Look, man, you found this site, jumped on the board and the first thing you did was attack Cecil, beloved genius who presents this board to us gratis. That didn't make you any friends. Then you went after Byzantine, who as you can see, has a lot of friends.

I've been lurking a long time (something you should consider) and this is what I've seen. These people will tolerate spelling errors, grammatic atrocities, and controversial opinions. They won't tolerate a jackass. You have already been stigmatized; I recomend a new name. Or maybe a different board entirely; I really don't think you're up to the SDMB level yet.

And lastly Chief Scott- flirting with the Boad Goddesses, manning the Hornets; you're my hero, man.

--John

[ChiefScott]

OK, mister. I don't know what drugs you were on when you registered but how in the fuck to you pronounce that screen name?

Then you accused me of "flirting with the Boad(sic) Goddesses". Broad? Bowed? Bloated? Hmmmm...

By the by, board goddesses, common tramps, trollops, sluts, hatemongers, whores, daddy's girls, virgins; none of the female persuasion escape me.

Take the previous not as a flame, but as a lesson passed from master to padawan. Welcome aboard mjh v 0 hj kgffwlj!

[WallyM7]

Brithael, where are you?

Come out from under your rock and fight like a man,you spineless, fish-faced enemy of the people!

Brithael!

BRITHAEL!!

Worm.

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A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes-but doesn't

[WallyM7]

Why do I hate this guy so much?

This is not normal.

Oh, well.


Brithael, if you get another nick, we'll spot you by the third post, so come out and say you're sorry you were born.

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A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes-but doesn't

[Sealemon88]

Might as well call this thread "Brithael: Prime Example of Why Animals Eat Their Young".

ChiefScott: You rock, man.

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[Lioness]

hmmm, Lets see now, both have screen names that start with B, ok.

Both post on the SDMB, a sign of exellent taste.

Wow, such a hard choice to make.

NOT

Byzantine wins, hands down. After all she and I will rule the universe together, as soon as we are done roasting C. #3 and Britheal, that is.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

My screenname is my name from Chinese class, with a pathetic attempt to indicate the tone marks. I explained it better in the "How you got your screenname thread." I registered last night after a long day; in the light of day I see that it is nearly incomprehensible. It's pronounced Eye You-Way Han.

I meant "Board Goddesses" but in a thread flaming Brithael, I understand that no errors must be tolerated. *scanning for typos*

ok- I think

Sorry to interrupt the flames.

--John

[Brithael]

Truthfully Byzantine?
I havent had a good insult match in a while..it IS an artform you know.

But I dont think i have seen personally customized Limericks....thats a new one.

[Byzantine]

It is fun, isn't it! You aren't too bad once you get going :)

So, who should we pick on next? (Everyone ducks)

[WallyM7]

Pick me! Pick me!

I'd rather be hated than ignored.

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The opposite of courage is not cowardice, but conformity

[Sassy]

I guess I will have to start another thread to discuss why I should give up my position as Goddess...

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The reason gentlemen prefer blondes is that there are not enough redheads to go around.

[kellibelli]

Alright ladies...I use the term loosely, quit hoarding all the fellers! Geez..dont post for a few hours, and look what happens!

I demand a harem of my own, I am nearly the tart that Byz is and I have been here longer that the Lioness (You ROCK sister!!)

So, lets divvy them up, I'll take Daniel P Bostaph, Sealemon, Frankie, and JLPicard to start.

You two can split chiefscott , and wally, adorable but fickle creatures that they are! You can have Satan too, (we just dont connect lately!) C#3, Loverock, Arg-adam, Bjorn...


I am just kidding!!!!

I want Wally and the Chief too! :)

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cyber kisses,
Kelli

[Lioness]

Kelli,
You want to give me Satan ???? No way, not, ain't happening. I have seen his picture, I am afraid our hair rollers would get tangled up together. Besides, the hair spray, shampoo and conditioner bills alone would cause us to live in abject poverty.

Now the rest of the guys I'll take, I'm just a greedy little feline, what can I say ?

Thank you for the kind words.

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Lioness,

I rule the King of the jungle

[Doobieous]

Byzantine: You Rock mah world! I would rather see you post than BrithaHELL.

[WallyM7]

Kells, baby, you want me AND the Chief? I'm sorry, cuddlecheeks, but the very thought of sharing you turns me turquoise with jealousy. You have to choose.

Kelli, oh, Kelli,
Please let me rub your belli,
If you let me do it,
You will never rue it.


Damn! I think I blew it.

Byz?


Where are you, Byz?

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[Sealemon88]

Ahhh, Kelli, you'll take me to START?

I'm no appetizer, I'm the main course.

And YOU'RE desert.

Lioness, I'll get to you in a sec...take a number for now.

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[Sealemon88]

I must admit, all this rampant sexuality is just too much for me < checking the water temp. in the whirlpool >. I really don't know if I should be a party to this lewdness < turning down the lights, turning up the stereo >.

I just feel so.....violated. And dirty. And used.

< Getting out the Cool Whip and the champaign; adjusting the trapeze >

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[Byzantine]

Sassy– you are a goddess just like the rest of us. ALL women are, they just don't know it yet! :)

And okay, I'll take Satan and C#3. Between the two of them (no pun intended) I could have some real wild times on the board! And yes, guys, I know you are both taken in the real world but I'm taking you as far as this board is concerned. But I like to share so feel free to click with other ladies, or men. I'm flexible that way too ;)

Actually, we've really lost the point of this whole thread a while back. I guess since me and Brithael pretty much called it off a few posts ago (which no one seems to have noticed) this thread will eventually go down the board until it rests in peace. Not such a bad thing, really. I think my next target is Kryptonite. He's a lot more irritating than Brithael!

[Brithael]

To think I used to be better at Playing the Dozens... <opens "snaps" book for study>

[WallyM7]

Brithael lurks, waiting, waiting.

He is in unfamiliar territory, for the beings here use a form of communication he does not understand.

But he is patient. He waits.

Suddenly, without warning, he surfaces and strikes!

"To think I used to be better at Playing the Dozens."


And just as suddenly, he is gone.

Returning once again to the magical kingdom of It-Does-Not-Follow.



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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[kellibelli]

This is so much fun. :D

[phouka]

All I can say is . . .

Oh, please, Goddess, don't ever EVER let me piss off these people. :D

And Byz . . . can I be your apprentice tart? Please? I'll work hard and give you footrubs and make you chocolate chip cookies.

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"I'm surprised that you've never been told before, that you're lovely, that you're perfect, and that somebody wants you." - Semisonic, f.n.p

[neuro-trash grrrl]

You know, I haven't been posting here for very long, and I had no idea why everyone seemed to be filled with such vitriol for Brithael. He seemed a bit obnoxious, but harmless. However, the more I learned, the more I came to agree with you guys, so here is a limerick I wrote especially for the occasion:

THere once was a poster named BRithy
WHose posts were never called pithy
HE insults all our mothers
BUt to all the others
HE just looks like a terminal thiththy.

Thank you, I'll just wander off now.

[WallyM7]

Neuro, you're good.

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[Brithael]

Ok...I shall step back into the ring...
at the top of my list. Ai/hue/blargeddy blarg. I dont care how many Friends a person has. Thats something that should scare only social creatures much like yourself. I bet you shop at the Gap! NO TECH VESTS ALLOWED
<ok so I am the only one who thinks its funny>!
Wally Can you say that again?..in a language i Understand? I dont speak arsehole!
--TAG--
Neuro <just for the sheer Hell of it>
Neuro was a girlie
So cold and crass
Lightning flew from her eyes
and Hot gas from her ass

Lets trash Brit in a poem
Oh my how witty
Your rhyme scheme might be ok
but your Content is shitty

If thats all you got
rolling round in your head
You should think about
Flinging doo doo instead!
< :)>

[neuro-trash grrrl]

Oh, Brithy, Brithy, Brithy, dear. You do amuse me to no end! The poem was a really sweet gesture, nobody has ever written a poem just for me before. So, you don't speak arsehole, eh? Well, your lessons seem to be coming along nicely, because you sure type arsehole. Or should I say, "out of your arsehole." Your head and upper body are firmly lodged in your intestinal tract, but you do occasionally reach an arm out to dash off a witty rejoinder now and again. Of course, you can't see the keyboard, so you make a lot of typos. Incidentally, I couldn't help but notice that your latest post was relatively free of those little editorial bugbears that you are plagued with, perhaps your head is now so far up your ass that you look normal again. This should mean that you're due to begin making a second trip around soon. Perhaps you should change your name to Klein bottle. Brithael. It's a nice name, I rather like it. And I do mean that in all sincerity. Yet another reason why you should change it, it doesn't fit you at all. You know, I've been thinking of taking up gardening lately. I think I'll plant some daisies. In your ears. I'll give them plenty of sunshine, lots of water, and they will grow very well, nourished by the bullshit in your head. You want flames, Brithy? I have not yet begun to flame! I will toast your genitalia with this lightning coming out of my eyes, and that stench you smell doesn't come from my ass, it comes from behind your nose. Let me know when you find it.

Hey, Byzantine! How come you never told me how much fun this is?

[Byzantine]

Yes, fun as it is, I've called it off. Unless Brithael wants me to keep at him. Verbally, I mean! Or typally? Whatever! I have a NEW fish to fry! But if Brithael wants to throw down the gauntlet to others.... have at it! I love to watch, er, well, YOU know what I mean!

[The_Peyote_Coyote]

Who is your new fish, Byzantine?

[Brithael]

Actually Neuro i put "just for the hell of it" in between my favorite little symbols < less than and > Greater than but it seems this little quirk of mine didnt like the HTML capabilities of the pageor vice versa. (however you are right I can fertilize entire Grain fields with the shit in my head) As Ripley once said, "Believe it ...or not!"
Anyways, that was my intent. If it has gotten enough of a rise out of you to spur you into some Profanity-laden limerick Frenzy by all means...< :)>

And for Wally and any other bohab I am eager to oblige...bring on all 40 points of your IQ!

[kellibelli]

You maggot infested pile of steaming rat shit!

You say one more word about Wally, and I swear, I will reach through my computer, grab you by your pencil neck, and snap it with two fingers!

You are a moron, and no matter how many times you post, no matter how many different names you use, we will find you.

You are a puss filled boil on the ass of a monkey.

You SUCK!

[WallyM7]

Brithael, stop beating me over the head.

Can't you see you've won?

I'm no match for you.

Ripley said that?

Well, I'll be damned!

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[WallyM7]

Wow!

Thanks, Kelli.

Love ya!

[neuro-trash grrrl]

Kryptonite? Oh, come on, Byz, you can do better than that! Brithael could at least come up with interesting and entertaining retorts that fueled this flame war for how many posts? 70? 80? Kryptonite, in my opinion, is better off ignored. Although I do agree, it's time to take Brithael off the burner and give someone else a chance. I've flamed him all I need to, and I feel much better now. So who's next?

[Brithael]

I wasnt aware that I have been using any other names. thats how it works Kelli. You mention me ..I must mention you. Perpetuate the cycle. I only insult people I like, maybe its a Freudian thing. (actually I didnt like Wally immediately...it takes a few responses)
I could make a sick joke comparing the attention of an insult to party flirting but I wont! :)

"~ATTITIDE....ya got some fucking ATTITUDE..Inside your feeble brain theres bound to be a whore. If you dont shut your mouth you're gonna feel the FLOOR..Attitude the one you go oh baby attitude~"
--"Attitude" Misfits

[kellibelli]

When I compare this last post to the first few, I must ask WHY???

Why did you 'talk' so stupid?
Why did you present yourself as a troll?
Why stop now?
Why are you now coherent and articulate?
Why?

[Byzantine]

Okay, I've been gone for a few days and I'm trying to catch up. Let me do an "all over the thread" response. Don't feel bad if I left you out. Yeah, like you would! Sorry, a bit of the C#3 "everything revolves around me" crap got into my head. Anyway;

AzureByte: Hey Byz, who loves ya?! UH! :Þ
Hey, love you too, you whacko! You call your patients whackos? Yeah, they uh, like it!

Ai\ Yue- Ha\n: If I knew HTML that would be more impressive.
You being intelligent, able to type and spell.... THAT'S impressive! Let me be like the 15th person to welcome you aboard this leaking ship we are now sailing. Seems to me that the incoming great poster is about 1 for every 3 trolls. Those are bad odds folks and we need to get more intelligent posters out here.

WallyM7: I'd rather be hated than ignored.

phouka: can I be your apprentice tart?..... and make you chocolate chip cookies.
Yes. As long as your flirts are within the scope of the topic I don't see a problem. If you feel the need to post random, meaningless sexual come-ons, please don't associate yourself with me. And I LOVE chocolate chip cookies! Yum! Send me some cyber ones! Or here, let me just give you my address.....

The Peyote Coyote: Who is your new fish, Byzantine?
Christ in a side car but there are just too many to name them! Why don't we open this up to a free for all bash on anyone YOU care to tangle with! I don't want to lead the charge this time. You pick the name and we will bash!

neuro-trash grrrl: So who's next?
You tell me.

kellibelli: Why are you now coherent and articulate?
Because a good solid bash thread like this works some times. The poster sees the errors of their ways, cleans up their posts and gets welcomed as a member rather than branded a troll. I really do believe people can change. Sometimes you have to hit them repeatedly in the head with a big rock but eventually....

Oh, and WallyM7: that was just too good of a joke to pass up! We already talked about this in another thread so we're square. Just wanted to mess with you a bit. Make sure you read this whole post. Call me evil. Call me a bitch. Call me sophomoric! But only call me sophomoric if you can spell it correctly!

[WallyM7]

I always read all your posts, Byz, you evil. sophomoric bitch.

Well, you did say I could call you that if I could spell somophoric.

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If you're an optimist, you haven't been paying attention.

[ChiefScott]

If you'll kindly excuse me for a second...
Yes, yes, that's it kindly folk -- to one side or another...
Ah, there we go...
A corredor of opportunity...
A clean line of shot...

Brithael,

You scabbed sore on the inside of your mother's vagina;
You ugly import cab driver they wish to bend over in Carolina.
You louse, lout and larva,
No one will ever be yer partna,
Until we decide upon the best cut: your impotence or castrata.

(Ahhh. It's good to be back. And there's no way that could be misconscrued as flirting.)

Oh, I forgot. Brithael blows.

(Gee... it's good to get back in the swing of things!)

[Brithael]

Oh!? Your kung-fu is pretty good Chief Scott

Your socks they smell
Your feet they stink
You never take a bath
Your Nose it runs
Your pimply buns
you always finish last
SICK...of ..YOU..
I'm so sick so sick of you-hoo-hoo
Your face is gross
You slow Milquetoast
you dont know what to do
and just your luck
You really Suck
And so I'm sick of you!
SICK...OF...YOU
I'm so sick so sick of you-oo

[ChiefScott]

It's been a while since I checked in to this thread. To get back to the OP I just want to say...

Brithael bites.

This is very late, but I've been trying to stay out of the Pit.

Brithael: No, I've never been to the Gap. I'm not much of a social person, either. My point was that WAY back there you were complaining because everyone was unloading on you. I tried to explain why.

Anyway, you seemed to have developed a sudden command of the English language and are holding your own in several flame battles. If you were to start making some reasonable posts outside of the Pit, you would probably just be one more reg.

I sure as hell wouldn't hold this mess against you.

--John (with the FAQ, again, since Brithael seemed to miss it. Ai\ Yue- Ha\n is a very common Chinese name)

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The Ai\ Yue- Ha\n FAQ:
1) Eye You-way Han
2) It's Chinese.
3) The symbols are tone marks.
4) No, I wasn't drunk when I registered.
5) Just call me John, OK?

[Brithael]

Ai\Yue ha
Can we just call you "Ay you!"?
Cool..sometimes i post under the influence...so sue..hehe Things are square now..no more Insults..promise..unless you deserve them.
ChiefScott...Bring it on daddy...
"Thou ratcather..HERE is my fiddlestick ..HERE is what shall make you dance! ZOUNDS..consort!"
Mercutio-Romeo and Juliet

[elelle]

Hey y,all, I'm new here...but I'd just like to jump on the bandwagon and be on the Byzantine team ! It sounds so good whenya shout it out loud; I'M BYZ AND I'M PROUD !!!! O.K., Chief, where can I buy my hat?

[elelle]

Hey y,all, I'm new here...but I'd just like to jump on the bandwagon and be on the Byzantine team ! It sounds so good whenya shout it out loud; I'M BYZ AND I'M PROUD !!!! O.K., Chief, where can I buy my hat?