Are you a Threadkiller? (Game)

[SSG Schwartz]

Only a select few can hold the title of ThreadKiller (TM) We do not have an undisputed champion. We do have several persons who have claimed the title. If you truly feel you are a threadkiller, PM me and I will give you the details of how to play.
As the number of players is limited, you must respond quickly. Again, PM is the only way to enter.

SSG Schwartz

[Kuboydal]

Only a select few can hold the title of ThreadKiller (TM) We do not have an undisputed champion. We do have several persons who have claimed the title. If you truly feel you are a threadkiller, PM me and I will give you the details of how to play.
As the number of players is limited, you must respond quickly. Again, PM is the only way to enter.

SSG Schwartz
I nominate- DAMN OW THAT HURTS !

[Rhythmdvl]

Is it fair to assume that Kuboydal won?

[elucidator]

It's dead, Jim. Jim, this thread is dead.

[SSG Schwartz]

Oh, no! No way are you going to get this started again. The game never started and there was no winner declared.

SSG Schwartz

[An Gadaí]

I won.

[Labtrash]

Nuh-uh - I did!

[Santo Rugger]

I'm not very good at this game, am I? :(

[Brown Eyed Girl]

I'm not very good at this game, am I? :(

Not really, but I'd be happy to sprinkle a little of my dust of deterioration on the thread.

[Danalan]

Not this month.

[bbs2k]

I have no interest in this thread.

[LurkMeister]

Here we go again.......

[Winston Smith]

Hitler.

[Cluricaun]

I killed the last one, and I'll kill this one too. I'm a serial thread killer.

[bbs2k]

I killed the last one, and I'll kill this one too. I'm a serial thread killer.
Thank goodness.

[Cluricaun]

Thank goodness.

If I ever have to get a voice box, I want them to put in a harmonica instead. That way I'll still be able to talk, but at the same time jam if I need to.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Okay. Your cham-peen is here. Thread dead. Go home now.

[fisha]

Pshaw.

[chowder]

14k etc

[Cluricaun]

You know what else? If I ever lose a leg I hope that they replace it with a golf club, because I'm not too good at hitting golf balls as it is, but I'm really good at kicking things. Plus it would spark when I ran down the street.

[Labtrash]

Great - they moved the zombie thread. Now I have to kill it in the Games forum.

jebus!

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssss!

[Cluricaun]

Despite what Judas Priest would lead you to believe, the ladies don't really want a Turbo Lover.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Would they prefer a guy that's always breakin' the law?


Breakin' the law! Breakin the law!

[Cluricaun]

I want me some Wild Nights, Hot & Crazy Days myself.

[anyrose]

I killed Cap'n Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Rice Krispies triplets - I'm a cereal killer




gdr

[Cluricaun]

I once went coo coo for Cocoa Puffs with Sonny. I ended up in rehab for two months afterwards. That bird can party!

[Least Original User Name Ever]

I'm hungry again now.

[anyrose]

Then this other time, I killed Andre Breton, Max Morise, Marcel Noll, Pierre Naville, Roger Vitrac, Simone Breton, Gala Éluard, Max Ernst, Man Ray, Hans Arp, Georges Malkine, Michel Leiris, Georges Limbour, Antonin Artaud, Raymond Queneau, André Masson, Joan Miró, Marcel Duchamp, & Jacques Prévert; I was a surreal killer







gdrvvf

[Elendil's Heir]

Hitler.

Only a Nazi would say that.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Yes, but did you kill Francis Granger?

[Cluricaun]

I'm starting a band called Night Granger.

[Elendil's Heir]

I'm starting a band called Night Granger.

Don't make me go postal.

[Cluricaun]

Can I make you go Masters General then?






Yak Jizz.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Oh..shush. Drink the rest of your yak jizz. Be good.

[Cluricaun]

Notice to everyone who signed my 8th grade yearbook.


I just wanted to let everyone know that, guys, I didn't manage to get laid in the summer of 1992. I tried, but all your good advice you wrote really just didn't pan out.

And ladies, you'll be happy know know that I managed to stay sweet, something I don't know if I could have managed without all of your support. Actually, I don't know how sweet I was to begin with, but it's cool.

I had an awesome summer anyway.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

I'm still hungry.

[An Gadaí]

Moi aussi.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Moi aussi.


Sorry..I'm not eating that. Not yours at least.

[bbs2k]

Hey look it's that guy!

That Irish guy.

The guy who started that thread.

The thread that was killed by that guy!

[/autobiography]

[Governor Quinn]

Question: Can something that never was really alive die, and, if so, how many of our beloved theories would this destroy, were it ever to take place?

[sturmhauke]

I killed a thread once. In 1960. For twenty minutes.

[fisha]

Pshaw.

[bbs2k]

That's not even a real post.

[Mongo Ponton]

I am very interested in this thread.

Do you have any information on where I could get more information on threads like this one?

Seriously this is fascinating.

[fisha]

Do you have any information on where I could get more information on threads like this one?



No.

[Cluricaun]

Actually I was reading the last one of these that we did and I was cracking up. There's some weird shit in that thread. I blame LOUNE.

[SSG Schwartz]

I "Blame it on the rain" ya, ya.

SSG Schwartz

[fisha]

I "Blame it on the rain" ya, ya.

SSG Schwartz

Really?

[SSG Schwartz]

Blame it on the stars...They burn so bright.
Whatever you do, gonna put the blame on you...

SSG Schwartz

[Mongo Ponton]

Oh Please.

You're amateurs.

For I am

INANE THREADKILLER

friend of the fatuous

initiator of the insipid

producer of puerile and vacuous nothingness on message boards everywhere!


Francis Granger's descendants write me fanmail.......I just haven't gotten them yet.

[Cluricaun]

Is a pumpkin still a pumpkin if you scoop out all the guts and fill it with watermelon instead?

[Least Original User Name Ever]

A Pumpermelon? That sounds like something a lonely guy does with a drill, a canteloupe, and a microwave.

[Elendil's Heir]

And the goat. Don't forget the goat.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Did its exclusion get your goat?

[SSG Schwartz]

Reminds me of the joke that ends with the line...
Christ! It's midnight already

[Danalan]

Is it too early in the thread to start this?
When I started the first monster "thread killer" thread I did it by accident. Now it's a game? What are the rules?
Don't know what I mean? Check your history.

[bbs2k]

All right, all right.

We had our fun, time to go home everybody.

Don't worry, I'll clean up here.

[sturmhauke]

We can't go home yet, no one has reached Mornington Crescent yet.

[fisha]

We can't go home yet, no one has reached Mornington Crescent yet.

Sure?

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Sure I'm sure.

[anyrose]

but are you absotively posolute?

[Least Original User Name Ever]

I'm not just positive. I'm HIV positive.

[bbs2k]

I'm not just positive. I'm HIV positive.Human Intelligence Virus?

Yah, sorry, we know.

You didn't get our card?

[fisha]

Human Intelligence Virus?

Yah, sorry, we know.

You didn't get our card?

No...

[Cluricaun]

Morning everyone. Now we can offically call this thread killed. I strangled it with my bare hands.

[anyrose]

It's not dead yet!
('ere. it says it's not dead yet.)
It feels happy! It feels happy!

[Least Original User Name Ever]

*clubs it over the head*

[anyrose]

Right. See you next Tuesday.

[Cluricaun]

Guess how many golf balls I have in my mouth right now.

[anyrose]

all of them?

[Cluricaun]

Damn.

[fisha]

S.A.G.T.A.G.

[Cluricaun]

Sumptious Asian Girl, Texas Attorney General?

[Wargamer]

Nope, I'm NOT the Threadkiller.

(/drops lead pipe into a sink of bleach.)

Nothing to see here, move along, move along.

[Cluricaun]

What kind of man consorts in the night with a drugged up chimpanzee wearing a G-string? Only most of the posters in this thread will ever know.

[bbs2k]

Sumptious Asian Girl, Texas Attorney General?Band name!

Put a "&" in there and it become "Porn name!"

[Cluricaun]

I already have my pron name. Raunchy Pierre.

[What Exit?]

It's dead, Jim. Jim, this thread is dead.
It doesn't look dead and why do so many me tell me these things? I'm a programmer, not an obit writer.



This thread will not die until a Mod closes it. That is how threads like this always die. So none of you can actually kill this thread. MUH HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[anyrose]

we'll just feed it some tetrodotoxin and watch it stumble around

[Elendil's Heir]

You really ought to get another hobby.

[Cluricaun]

Does anyone have a good recipe for tetrodotoxin muffins?

[Mongo Ponton]

Looks like the Thorazine shuffle from here.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

I blame Cluricaun.

[anyrose]

Wheeee! Let's all blame Cluricaun!

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Wheeee! Let's all blame Cluricaun!


*tugs rosie's hair and scampers off*

[anyrose]

*tugs rosie's hair and scampers off*
:mad: slowly I turned.... step by step....








;)

[Cluricaun]

I blame Cluricaun too. He's a real jackass.

[What Exit?]

I blame Cluricaun too. He's a real jackass.
[Jr. Mod]Watch that, we are not in the pit you know. [/Jr. Mod]
Beside, I know Cluricaun, he's not so bad, he just this guy.

[bbs2k]

What Exit? is a real jack ass when he jr. mods.

[anyrose]

bbs2k is just trying to make trouble in the residence

[bbs2k]

As the resident troublemaker, I must concur.

[Cluricaun]

LOUNE eats hickory smoked horse buttholes.

[Mongo Ponton]

I am a dork and so am I.

[Cluricaun]

List all the things that you think you should be allowed to feed to the animals at the zoo. I'll start:

1. Clay.
2. Dead batteries
3. Fruit Stripe gum
4. Lightly salted photographs of Madonna.

[anyrose]

5. Cluricaun's posts
...

[Cluricaun]

Those are very poisonous, I write them with ink made of botulism toxins.

[Rico]

Edited. Nothing to see here. Move along.

[Cluricaun]

Aha! So now the staff is in on this are they? Quite sneaky since they can kill any thread at any time for any reason. They have a license to Threadkill......

(cue James Bond Music)

[Wargamer]

I want 1 Saviour, 12 Disciples, no dancing girls and no KANGAROOS! I may not know art, but I know what I like!


(And it ain't Cluricaun)

[Cluricaun]

Well then don't mind if I draw mustaches and wieners on your stupid painting then. Ha!

[Mongo Ponton]

Mmmm... weiners. Its lunchtime!

[Least Original User Name Ever]

LOUNE eats hickory smoked horse buttholes.


...from a cup!

Watch Cluricaun kill his own mother with a broken lawn chair!

[Cluricaun]

...from a cup!

Watch Cluricaun kill his own mother with a broken lawn chair!

The name is......Dr. Tran.

[Danalan]

Yep, too early.

Oh well, they'll get it eventually. I suppose. Then the fun can begin.

[Cluricaun]

It's never too early.

[What Exit?]

Edited. Nothing to see here. Move along.
The thread rejected the attempts by a mod to kill it. This can mean only one thing.

We will need an old priest and and an young priest.

[Cluricaun]

I can scare up a Unitarian Universalist minister and a rabbi who likes dirty jokes, will that work?

[anyrose]

I'll bring the pea soup

[Cluricaun]

Besides, we already tried a Judas Priest on the first page. If you think that will work, well, You've Got Another Thing Coming.

[anyrose]

If you think that that's the correct phrase, well, You've Got Another THINK Coming.

[Cluricaun]

Don't blame me, blame Rob Halford (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27ve_Got_Another_Thing_Comin%27) I didn't write the song.

[fisha]

If you think that that's the correct phrase, well, You've Got Another THINK Coming.

Pedant.

[Cluricaun]

Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[anyrose]

I think so, Cluricaun, but if we cover the goat in choclate, we'll never get to the opera on time.

[Cluricaun]

Good then cover the goat. I hate the opera anyway.

[What Exit?]

Good then cover the goat. I hate the opera anyway.
What's Opera Doc (http://video.google.com/url?docid=-1562023143447619864&esrc=sr1&ev=v&len=414&q=What's%2BOpera%2BDoc&srcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6lKUOhvdlug&vidurl=%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D-1562023143447619864%26q%3DWhat%2527s%2BOpera%2BDoc%26total%3D55%26start%3D0%26num%3D10%26so%3D0%26ty pe%3Dsearch%26plindex%3D0&usg=AL29H2137jhMBTlv1aM9ogr_ToqxEA_tVw)

[anyrose]

What's Opera Doc (http://video.google.com/url?docid=-1562023143447619864&esrc=sr1&ev=v&len=414&q=What's%2BOpera%2BDoc&srcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6lKUOhvdlug&vidurl=%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D-1562023143447619864%26q%3DWhat%2527s%2BOpera%2BDoc%26total%3D55%26start%3D0%26num%3D10%26so%3D0%26ty pe%3Dsearch%26plindex%3D0&usg=AL29H2137jhMBTlv1aM9ogr_ToqxEA_tVw)
this one is better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ3efT1kqXs)

[Cluricaun]

Hey cool, I didn't know that Warner stuff was online. Sweeeeeet.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

YouTubez haz the Intarwebz cuverd.

[Cluricaun]

This thread needs a little something. A little.........

[Least Original User Name Ever]

*de-pants Cluricaun*

There. there's your "little"...

[sturmhauke]

Hey cool, I didn't know that Warner stuff was online. Sweeeeeet.
Not as sweet as your mom last night.

[Cluricaun]

My shame, let me show you it.

[An Gadaí]

Back to work, it shan't kill itself.

[Cluricaun]

Hmmm.....what if we antagonize the thread until it kills itself. Good work Irishman.

[Wargamer]

Let's poke the thread with sharp pointy stucks to see if it dies that way. I'll start.

/poke

[What Exit?]

Let's poke the thread with sharp pointy stucks to see if it dies that way. I'll start.

/poke
While you try stucks, I opt for sticks.

[Cluricaun]

I think stucks are a better way to start.

[An Gadaí]

I'm not an Irishman, I'm an Ottoman.

[What Exit?]

I think stucks are a better way to start.
But I thought we were trying to end this thread, not start it.

[anyrose]

/poke
/poke
/poke
/poke
/poke
/poke




no - it's still alive

[Cluricaun]

I think it peed a little though.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

I'm not an Irishman, I'm an Ottoman.


Does this mean we can put our feet up on you?

[Cluricaun]

No, that would mean he's a Hassock, which is a kind of Cossack.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Did you just call him a nutsack?

[Mongo Ponton]

An outdoor ottoman

[Cluricaun]

That's a tuffet then.

[An Gadaí]

I'm a buffet.

[Elendil's Heir]

What would Jimmy say?

[Least Original User Name Ever]

"Let's get drunk and screw that funny looking Ottoman?"

[anyrose]

:eek: Spiders!

[fisha]

Margaritaville!

[Cluricaun]

Sleazeburger in paradise.

[fluiddruid]

The thread rejected the attempts by a mod to kill it. This can mean only one thing.

We will need an old priest and and an young priest.Bah. You simply need a moderator whom is in cahoots with the Elder Gods.

Anyway, I'm closing this post-padding thread.