If We Ever Get a Message From ET

[Tuckerfan]

I think it will go something like this: I know my message will come to you as a surprise. Don´t worry I was
totally convinced to write you in reference of the transfer of our technology
to your planet for onward development on your
planet. I am MR.Frebwitz Zyyrrg the son of the former chief of
defence-staff Late
General Heish of the planet Idng.
My late father was killed on Aings 45874 following his role as a
rebel leader against the pastgovernment of Idng .

Following this political crisis, I was forced to leave our planet to
Wuisnt the capital city of Binesbng for our life sake. It is
here in Wuisnt he deposited this said consignment in a private
security company as a family valuables. We got to know about this
information and as well able to recover all the relevant documents
regards to this deposits through his foreign adviser here in Wuisnt.
If you are thus and truly disposed to assist us in transferring of
this funds kindly contact me through my communikation address to confirm your
full interest.And we'll totally buy it, I'm sure!

[essell]

I assume their advanced technology will include the ability to enlarge my penis ?

[Mangetout]

A breakthrough in Science has created a xorb that has been designed specifically for grenj enlargement.
The tests that took place over a 6 trell period showed that out of the 5,000
trigendrids from around the galaxy who participated, the average gain after 5 trells of taking lazibulox xorbs was 3.02 nrurts!

Amazing, PERMANENT RESULTS that will last.

- Gain 3+ nrurts In Length.
- Increase Your Grenj Width (Girth) By upto 20%.
- Help Stop Premature Fenjuzification!
- Produce Stronger, Rock Hard Morphogrenjity.
- 100% Safe To Take, With NO Tentacular Shedding.
- Fast Shipping Galaxywide.
- No Disintegration! No Temporal Displacement! No Plastular Vrooting!
- Very discrete shipping and billing

[Kuboydal]

I want stock tips.

[Mangetout]

Dear Investor,

Very rarely do investment opportunities like this present themsevles to retail investors. We have just got word that Krertrig Xeribots (UGM GRIB: KXB) is poised to take a major jump. We heard as high as 1.00 per flunt price range. Now if you saw where it was trading yestertarr (0.10), you would agree that you can make alot of slermif in almost no time. We are predicting that Krertrig is headed to 0.75 - 1.00 per flunt in the next 5 trading lerps. Even by skremtarr we are guestimating that this could be well over 0.40. At totarr's prices were are talking big gains.

Based on our estimations, a 10,000.00 slerms investment in Krertrig Xeribots (CYHA) could yield as much as 40,000.00 slerms in 2 tarrs and 75,000.00 - 100,000.00 slerms by this time next d'troul.

We are urging all readers to jump on board and grab this action before it runs to the top.

Company: Krertrig Xeribots, Inc.
Symbol: KXB
Plizmtarr Close: 0.10
Rating: Speculative Buy with strong upside
5-tarr Prediction: 0.75

Add KXB to your porfolio totarr.

Disclaimer: This is not an offer to buy or sell any security. This report contains forward-looking statements. The publisher of this report discloses they recieved five thousand slerms for distribution of this report.

[Kuboydal]

Woohoo!
Car insurance?

[Dragwyr]

I always thought the first ET communication would be the following:

Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.

Of course it would be sung exactly one flattened fifth out of tune.

[Zebra]

If you forward this message to 50 people, then XNorb*8ghr will buy you a ticket to XNoby World!

[Captain Carrot]

Well, I for one will welcome our new Grtoskx'nyhrh overlords.


It had to be said.

[Zebra]

I can has ur phibblinox?

[What Exit?]

Has anyone in this thread seen the new Futurama movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0471711/) yet? The Ops concept is very similar to the central plot of the movie.

[Zebra]

Send more Chuck Berry.

[Freudian Slit]

More imaginative than "Beeee....goooooooooooooooooood." Stupid manipulative fecal matter esque alien.

[Kythereia]

But what are Earth dollars worth compared to Wuisntian blorgers?

[Rick]

Send more Chuck Berry.
More cowbell.