little tiny farts

[Patricinus Scriblerus]

Is it just me... but why do little tiny bubbles of flatulence kill anyone within 20 feet, while the large, obnoxious soundy blatts offer nothing to the olfactories??? W

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You sound reasonable....it must be time to up my medication

[voltaire]

Ahhh yes, the SBD (silent but deadly) or SBV (silent but violent) variety....
Maybe its that the small ones are more concentrated and the big ones more diluted?

[Torgo]

Sound ain't got nothing to do with the odoriferous strengths of a fart. Rather it's the amount of sulfur expelled that indicates how bad the smell will be.



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Tim
"My hovercraft is full of eels."

[dougie_monty]

From a restaurant ad (with a typo):
"The seafood at Constantino's is as refreshing as a seat breeze."