Does sucking your own dick make you gay?

[ForumBot]

Will Ferrel had a skit about a guy who took yoga for seven years just so he could suck himself off: when accused of being gay, he pulled his head out of his pants and said, "you masturbate with your own hand, but that doesn't make you gay."

I think it is a bit gayer to suck yourself off, "own hand" logic notwithstanding. I mean, I use my hand to scratch myself absentmindedly and do all sorts of things I wouldn't do with my tongue. I pick up food off the floor that I certainly wouldn't eat. So trying to give yourself a blowjob seems to go an extra mile, it's something you have to really want. There's a lot more finesse involved, really.

[LouisB]

Do it for a few years and get back to us.

[Uncommon Sense]

Will Ferrel had a skit about a guy who took yoga for seven years just so he could suck himself off: when accused of being gay, he pulled his head out of his pants and said, "you masturbate with your own hand, but that doesn't make you gay."

I think it is a bit gayer to suck yourself off, "own hand" logic notwithstanding. I mean, I use my hand to scratch myself absentmindedly and do all sorts of things I wouldn't do with my tongue. I pick up food off the floor that I certainly wouldn't eat. So trying to give yourself a blowjob seems to go an extra mile, it's something you have to really want. There's a lot more finesse involved, really.

If I shove a dildo up my ass while masturbating does that make me gay?

I'm asking, does it?!?!

[Richard Pearse]

Serious answer: Gayness is being attracted to people of the same sex as you. What you do with your own body is irrelevant.

[Sage Rat]

If you like to do it while appreciating your own physique in the mirror then maybe, but otherwise no.

[Sockmunkey]

I remember that sketch.

I've seen contortionists do some pretty amazing positions, including ones that would seem to allow it but of course I haven't seen *that*.
Still, my curiosity has been poked. Can anyone verify that it can be done? :dubious:

(you all know you're wondering so don't bother feigning innocence) ;)

[Darkhold]

I remember that sketch.

I've seen contortionists do some pretty amazing positions, including ones that would seem to allow it but of course I haven't seen *that*.
Still, my curiosity has been poked. Can anyone verify that it can be done? :dubious:

(you all know you're wondering so don't bother feigning innocence) ;)When I was 13 or so I had a porn magazine that had an ad for a movie with a guy doing that. My curiosity was peaked enough to at least look at the pictures. The guy was bigger than normal and was in a position that looked very uncomfortable but the pictures looked real enough. I don't imagine it'd be too hard to find videos/pictures of it on the net. Heck I imagine there'll be whole fetish sites with just that.
If you like to do it while appreciating your own physique in the mirror then maybe, but otherwise no.Not that I've done this but I don't see how that'd make you anything but a narcissist. Now if you admired your own body while imagining it belonged to some hot guy at the office......well that would be pretty gay.

[jjimm]

but of course I haven't seen *that*.And now I know what Meatloaf was singing about.

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Is this thread the very definition of a Mass Debate?

[Beware of Doug]

Serious answer: Gayness is being attracted to people of the same sex as you. What you do with your own body is irrelevant.As long as you don't start craving dicks in general.

[GuanoLad]

My curiosity was peaked enough to at least look at the pictures.
"piqued".

I've seen that clip. It certainly can be done. But it sure doesn't look comfortable enough to be worth it.

[Bryan Ekers]

I would hazard a guess that whatever pleasure you get is offset by the discomfort of the contortion, rather like eating a sundae while getting a bikini wax.

[AskNott]

If you can find an old porno called Lips, you can see Ron Jeremy sucking himself. So, yes, it can be done. It's a pretty good flick, even without that unusual scene. I haven't seen any other examples, but I haven't looked for them. If pudgy Ron Jeremy could do it, surely some leaner, younger men are able to tongue their own twangers.

[runner pat]

I bit the bullet. :D

http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto_fellatio

Very NSFW

[Lobohan]

Of course it's possible. Some guys are packing 12+ inches. Put a ruler in your lap and see if you can bite the tip.

I've seen a video of a guy fucking his own ass. But he pulls out before he cums, because coming in your own ass is gay.

[SmartAleq]

The movie Shortbus (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/) features an auto-fellatio scene--didn't look comfy but it was definitely real.

Being gay is a state of mind, having nothing to do with what you do or don't do physically; there are people who identify as gay who have never had sex with another person of any gender. Anything you do by yourself, with yourself is just creative masturbation--not sex.

[Spezza]

There are definitely men in the world who can suck themselves off. Some just barely and some with the ability to deep throat themselves. (I've seen one video where the guy gave himself a blowjob as well as any girl has ever given me.)

I'll admit, I've tried to suck myself. Even with my tongue stretched out I'm still short by two inches or so. Nevertheless, if I could, I'd definitely be blowing myself from time to time. The only problem I would have with it is that you'd be in a little pain from contorting yourself to that position and that'd detract from the overall experience. If you could eliminate the body contortion, I might marry myself.

[RedFury]

I would hazard a guess that whatever pleasure you get is offset by the discomfort of the contortion, rather like eating a sundae while getting a bikini wax.

Which brings up yet another query.

Does getting a bikini wax make you gay?

Just covering all bases to make sure no one gets The Gay®

[Lumpy]

Sucking your own dick doesn't make you gay, but I'd definitely question swallowing.

[The Flying Dutchman]

From time to time I've sniffed my own underwear. I'm not gay.

[silenus]

Ron Jeremy mentions auto-fellatio in his autobiography (http://www.amazon.com/Ron-Jeremy-Hardest-Working-Showbiz/dp/0060840838/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198539276&sr=8-1). He can do it, but refuses to cum in his own mouth.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Does sucking your own dick make you gay?

No, it makes you Plastic Man.

[marshmallow]

It is fortunate that the vast majority of men will never achieve this difficult feat. Can you imagine the repercussions? The paradigms which hold up entire industries would collapse. The GDP would nosedive. Streets would be half empty, filled only with content, single women going about their daily routine.

[Patty O'Furniture]

Only if biting your own fingernails makes you a cannibal.

[levdrakon]

Does sucking your own dick make you gay?Gosh. Now that you mention it, that could explain me.

[E-Sabbath]

Ron Jeremy mentions auto-fellatio in his autobiography (http://www.amazon.com/Ron-Jeremy-Hardest-Working-Showbiz/dp/0060840838/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198539276&sr=8-1). He can do it, but refuses to cum in his own mouth.
... New and very bad visual image of why they call him the Hedgehog.

[panache45]

Of course it can be done. Here's (http://www.solosuck.com) a fairly well-known guy who's made a small industry out of his talent. Click the yellow link in the center of the page.

[jayjay]

... New and very bad visual image of why they call him the Hedgehog.

Good god...Terry Pratchett would kill me for what I'm doing to his song in my head...

[Parabola]

There are special receptors in your mouth which, when activated by signals secreted from your penis will cause the switch to flip and you'll catch the Gay. Recent research seems to implicate a similar mechanism in people born with the Gay, whereby their developing penis and tongue accidentally come into contact causing a signaling cascade resulting in the terrible affliction as well. We're investigating whether such babies pay inordinate amounts of attention to Bravo.


Sorry.

[Evil Captor]

This is a Great Debate? A Master Debate, maybe.

[Acid Lamp]

I've done it. I'm not gay.

It is possible if you are flexible and well hung. It is also extremely uncomfortable, enough so that it isn't really an option for usual masturbatory activities. Now, if you are one of those freaks from the Insane c**ck bros videos, who happen to be around 14 in long, it might be easier of course.

[WhyNot]

Now, wait a sec. Aren't we being a little hasty here?

If you're sucking your own cock because you like the feel of lips around your cock, you're probably not gay (but you might be.)

If you're sucking your own cock because you like the feel of cock in your mouth...that might just signal something of the non-hetero about you.

[LouisB]

What if you're not gay but you'd do it if you could? Does that make you a gay wannabe?

[Zebra]

Sucking your own dick doesn't make you gay, but I'd definitely question swallowing.



What if you gave yourself a pearl necklace?

That sounds gayer.

[elucidator]

I think it depends, at least somewhat, if you are wearing a little black cocktail dress when you recieve said pearls. If you are offering them to yourselve as a blandishment, then you regard yourself as a slut with exquisite taste (or maybe not, don't have my universal translator handy, so what is "slut" in gayish?). After the fact, of course, it would be considered payment for services rendered, you ho.

[Mr. Moto]

Anyone who has done this is guilty of incest, pretty much by definition.

There's no closer relation to you than yourself.

[WhyNot]

I think it depends, at least somewhat, if you are wearing a little black cocktail dress when you recieve said pearls. If you are offering them to yourselve as a blandishment, then you regard yourself as a slut with exquisite taste (or maybe not, don't have my universal translator handy, so what is "slut" in gayish?). After the fact, of course, it would be considered payment for services rendered, you ho.
*considers*

That's not -

*reconsiders*

*adusts Sarcasmometer*

*consults Whooshmetron*

*remains puzzled due to ambiguous reads*

Oh, what the hell.

*Links to urban dictionary's entry for "pearl necklace". (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace&page=1)*

[elucidator]

I, for one, welcome our new Incest Overlords....

[nd_n8]

I think it depends, at least somewhat, if you are wearing a little black cocktail dress when you recieve said pearls. If you are offering them to yourselve as a blandishment, then you regard yourself as a slut with exquisite taste (or maybe not, don't have my universal translator handy, so what is "slut" in gayish?). After the fact, of course, it would be considered payment for services rendered, you ho.
Andy Dick?

[Colibri]

It is fortunate that the vast majority of men will never achieve this difficult feat. Can you imagine the repercussions? The paradigms which hold up entire industries would collapse. The GDP would nosedive. Streets would be half empty, filled only with content, single women going about their daily routine.

George Carlin, watching his dog lick his own balls: "If I could do that, I'd never have to leave the house."

[Wee Bairn]

To paraphrase a post from a similar thread- only if you're watching figure skating while doing it.

[Vinyl Turnip]

Sucking your own dick doesn't make you gay, but I'd definitely question swallowing.
I would nonetheless be gravely disappointed if I spent months---or years---acquiring the flexibility required to complete the act, only to discover that I was a spitter.

[Tristan]

In The Time Travellers Wife, the time travelling character refers to something happening with himself in his teens.

While I don't recall the exact statement, I seem to recall it being something along the lines of " we were two 15 year old males who had not quite gotten around to girls yet. the solution was obvious."

That particular character is not gay, and in fact seemed to view it as sort of an extreme masturbation.

[elucidator]

OK, but what if he goes back and blows his grandfather? Wouldn't that rip the fabric of the space-time comtinuum?

[Lobohan]

OK, but what if he goes back and blows his grandfather? Wouldn't that rip the fabric of the space-time comtinuum?

Only if it's really good.

[Charger]

Does sucking your own dick make you gay?
I don't have the ability to do it, but I would imagine that it would make a person very gay.














Oh, you meant homosexual. No, then.

[HazelNutCoffee]

Meh. Show me a woman who can go down on herself and then I'll be impressed.

On a more serious note, I don't see how auto-fellatio is different from masturbation. It might mean you are more inclined towards the middle of the Kinsey scale, I suppose, but being turned on by yourself doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be turned on by other people of the same gender as yours.

[Sockmunkey]

Went to youtube and did a search on "contortionist".

Many results.

Yes it is possible for some women to do that.

I feel so redundant. All I have to offer now is my ability to open jars.

[Tapioca Dextrin]

I feel so redundant. All I have to offer now is my ability to open jars.

I've been to Thailand. There are certain ladies there who can do that very easily :eek:

[Sockmunkey]

Crap.
I guess all I can do now is to wait for mass-produced fembots.

(sans the assasination sub-routine of course)

[tomndebb]

The question of the OP has been firmly answered (in the negative) and what passes for humor in this thread is pretty weak stuff.

Closed.

[ /Modding ]