The 12 Days of Sequential Threads

[Annie-Xmas]

So I'm watching Fantasia with my daughter and wondering...
If there's anything better than sharing a classic with your children

[Martian Bigfoot]

So I'm watching Fantasia with my daughter and wondering...
If there's anything better than sharing a classic with your children
That one is pretty amazing! All I've got is:

Asteroid may hit Mars next month!
Mom is afraid that the sky is falling!

and

Anti-rants - Good little things in your life!
Marmite is good. Cheese is good.

[Annie-Xmas]

I once dressed by child in a t-shirt that read:
The Celebrity Death Pool 2008

[Sublight]

IMHO:

What do young adults who live in the suburbs do for fun?
Is masturbation immoral

That pretty much sums up my suburban experience.

[Boyo Jim]

MPSIMS:
Why would a woman wear a merkin?
Ask the woman who nursed a 4 year old

[Johnny L.A.]

My wife is a real knitter and I'm wearing the proof
Is it to soon to talk about this year's odd Christmas gifts?

[Boyo Jim]

Cafe Society:
Identify this cracker toy
My Ass is Now a Party Game

[Johnny L.A.]

Have You Ever Done Something That You Knew Could Wind Up Badly?
Thought re Communion

[Alice The Goon]

I once dressed by child in a t-shirt that read:

My cat may have cancer.

[ENugent]

Do you wash your pubic hair with shampoo and conditioner?
Old Spice

[Tapioca Dextrin]

SDMB Secret Santa Exchange

Disposing of old CD's

That's one way to get rid of them

[Lord Il Palazzo]

Escaped Tiger in San Francisco
Tucson Dopefest!

Yeah, avoiding San Francisco may be a good idea for a while.

[dogbutler]

What do Jewish musicians do when a loved ones dies?

Pet Wolves

[brewha]

So I'm watching Fantasia with my daughter and wondering...

What movies have you walked out off/turned off?

It wasn't that bad!

[Rysto]

Have You Ever Done Something That You Knew Could Wind Up Badly?
I made fruitcake today

[MLS]

Right now in MPSIMS:

Have You Ever Done Something That You Knew Could Wind Up Badly?


I made fruitcake today

[hocow]

In MPSIMS:

My Fucked-Up Family and their disgusting Pea Soup

Get these people out of my gene pool!

[rjk]

GQ:

Pet Wolves

Entire house spattered with blood – quickest way to clean?

Surprise buried in the back yard


Busy little companions, aren't they?

[Annie-Xmas]

Is masturbation immoral
Need advice on a new laptop

Dance, that is.

[Annie-Xmas]

Guess what we're doing for our anniversary!
Yay. You're getting married. Again. Whoo.

[Hypno-Toad]

What drove men into being gay?
Uploading video to YouTube.

OK, ignorance fought.

[Larry Mudd]

MPSIMS:

A Thought re Communion
So can we have another DivaCup thread?

[Martian Bigfoot]

We've decided to embark on an expedition (vacation) to the Vast North called Canada.
Scary paths you could see your life taking

[Anaglyph]

Ever been attacked by a large wild animal?
I bit my own finger!

[Hypno-Toad]

Need advice on a new laptop
Forgotten analog technology

Benazir Bhutto is killed
Now you've crossed the line.

[Hypno-Toad]

Geekiest thing that doesn't exist
Chrismahanakwanzaka

[Annie-Xmas]

Now you've crossed the line.
Why Jesus is better than Santa

[Nars Glinley]

In My Humble Opinion

Ask the dwarf (or little person, or almost any other term you want to use)
"The height of the problem is at its peak"

[Malacandra]

Ever been attacked by a large wild animal?
Escaped Tiger in San Francisco

Now's your chance!

[Malacandra]

I like cows.
Now you've crossed the line.

[Annie-Xmas]

Now you've crossed the line.
The Celebrity Death Pool 2008

[KneadToKnow]

Six people murdered Christmas eve
Now you've crossed the line.

[Lionne]

New Posts

Men Aren't Necessarily Stupid (mild)
How To Enlarge Your Penis! Using Pussy!

[CalMeacham]

Did Jesus command us not to defend ourselves?

Why Do People Get Defensive About God?

[dogbutler]

Ask the dwarf (or little person, or almost any other term you want to use)

Why bother at all?

Sorry, the "Ask the Philosopher" thread is on page two.

[JustThinkin']

Rum, rum, rum, rum, rummity rummm!
Suggest a Mixed Drink

[Annie-Xmas]

The New England Patriots are 16-0. How do you feel about it?
Are you a "successful" sports fan?

[Annie-Xmas]

Six people murdered Christmas eve
Anyone ever have a friend go crazy on them?
I was stunned, I tell ya! Double dipping.....eeewwwwww

[wheelie]

How did people wipe on chamber pots?
Even today, we can't duplicate their techniques

[Johnny L.A.]

Why bother at all?
SDMB Weight Loss Club, January (08)

[KneadToKnow]

You think you're a slob?
Ask the Adult Child of a Hoarder/Clutterer

[CalMeacham]

Happy New Year!

Describe it in three words

[Johnny L.A.]

Girl on a Plane (long, awesome)
Can I see your balls daddy?

[Tikki]

I call a gathering of the Anti New Years
Happy New Year!



Toilet seat down!!
Why bother at all?

Yeah, someone will just put it back up again.

[Johnny L.A.]

Hooray! At last we've had a "wet" year.
I miss alcohol.

[Malacandra]

Belly-rubbing Mexicans
Even today, we can't duplicate their techniques

[Johnny L.A.]

Ask the girl who's read...
The 12 Days of Sequential Threads

[FatBaldGuy]

Do you correct people's misteaks for there benefit or your's?
Reasons for editing posts?

[Malacandra]

Can you top RickJay's Chuck Norris joke?
Escaped Tiger in San Francisco

"Not any more. Chuck gave it a reproachful look, and it slunk back into its cage"

[Cluricaun]

Can I see your balls daddy?

Ask the Pakistani Guy..

Ok, hey Pakistaini Guy, can I see your balls?

[CalMeacham]

Now even better:


Incredibly Stupid Things You've Heard Others Say, part 181672561

Can I see your balls daddy?

Ask the Pakistani Guy..

[Hypno-Toad]

Beat me to it by seconds...

But I got this:

The Google ads think I'm a crazy drunken gambling queer
I miss alcohol.

[FatBaldGuy]

The Google ads think I'm a crazy drunken gambling queer
Hillary's buying me dinner Thursday night

[Ludovic]

Tell me your personal stories of unexplained, ghosty things.
"I'm my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!"

[CalMeacham]

Incredibly Stupid Things You've Heard Others Say, part 181672561

"I'm my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!"

[Annie-Xmas]

Reasons for editing posts?
Do you correct people's misteaks for there benefit or your's?

[Hypno-Toad]

If soccer is so popular, where are all the soccer fans?
Maryland ?

Actually an accurate answer. Also, an awesomely alliterate annotation.

[Ludovic]

Come out of the closet: What SDMB rules of a"cool" do you break?
"I'm my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!"

[Ludovic]

Any Dopers fans of the Fountain Pen?
I apologize for all the pens I have stolen

[CalMeacham]

"I'm my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!"

The guess the Doper's age thread



Not as easy as it looks, is it?

[Malacandra]

How often do you see $100 bills?
Right you lot! Turn out your pockets. Right now!

[Annie-Xmas]

Am I really that bad of a person?
in which I inflict upon myself a bad hair day (with pictures, even)
I need a yarmulke, or a turban, today!

[Ludovic]

Post here if you feel confined/Trapped at work.
Tell me your labour stories

[Ludovic]

How can we know we are NOT in a computer simulation?
Is Radical Islam in the Minority among Muslims?
Yeah, Radical Islam is pretty prevalent in M:TW!

[Ludovic]

Geekiest thing that doesn't exist
Star Wars deleted opening scenes

[Malacandra]

Putting Snot in One's Own Pocket!?
Please settle a stupid argument
Who's job to empty pockets?

[Hypno-Toad]

Come and join me in praise of 'The Wire'
Is The Wire worthwhile?

Somewhat faint praise.

[Hypno-Toad]

Am I really that bad of a person?
Toiltet seat down!!

According to some folks, yes, you are.

[CalMeacham]

Tell me your labour stories

Snow, ice, freezing wind, sleet

[Hypno-Toad]

How to Tell an Employee They Smell Bad?
Vonage, anyone?

That way you don't have to smell them.

[CalMeacham]

Detroit / Ann Arbor Dopefest (Short Notice!)

Snow, ice, freezing wind, sleet

[Annie-Xmas]

This one is so obvious I feel stupid posting it:

You're too rich and famous to be that disgustingly unhealthy
Britney carted off to the crazy house.

[Annie-Xmas]

From New Posts:

Hillary's buying me dinner...
Eat it Hillary!

[Annie-Xmas]

Doper In My Midst...Reveal Yourself!
I've been lurking for 9 years...

[Sailboat]

General Questions:

Is it possible for someone, by virtue of special training, to become a lethal weapon?

Why do my only my fingertips hurt so much?

Sailboat

[Ludovic]

I'm waiting for these to come up:

Post Beatles: Lennon vs McCartney
More conflict at the Beetle house