Get these people out of my gene pool!

[yelimS]

Well, after they're done searching for stuff.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log.php
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log-2.php
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/aol-search-log-3.php

Old news to some, perhaps, but I'm laughing so hard, I don't care.

[hekk]

Those are hilarious!

My personal favorite:

Search: Printable Genealogy forms
Search: Printable Genealogy forms
Search: Printable Genealogy forms
Search: Printable Genealogy forms
Search: incest tgp
Search: incest tgp


Some of those are disturbing.

[Derleth]

The worst for me is summed up in one line:699537: loose stool is exiting from urethraI hope that person was mistaken. I now cannot unsee someone with a goldfish string-shit coming out of his penis. I also cannot unsee someone deciding to search for the symptom online in lieu of going to an emergency room and scarring some helpless young intern for life.

[Derleth]

Poor user 699537 is apparently a woman, and not a happy one. One of her searches was this:is cervical cancer possible without a uterusWhich I found here (http://aolpsycho.com/user/u6/u9/699537/4), on a site dedicated to the big AOL leak and the psychological insights to be gleaned therefrom.

[yelimS]

That site was hilarious!
I should also include the comic that prompted me to look this up (I'm ever thankful I did!): http://xkcd.com/155/

[Tuckerfan]

According to people who've been there, at the Google Headquarters for Global Domination of US operations, they have a large bank of monitors which display what people are searching for. One of the most common things people search for is: Yahoo.