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smartt
11-05-2000, 03:42 PM
Hitler! has only got one ball!
The other! is in the Albert Hall!
Himmler! has something sim'lar!
But poor old Goebbels has not balls at all!


Well, this is true?

whitetho
11-05-2000, 04:00 PM
Uncle Cecil covered this in More of the Straight Dope, which is available at bookstores everywhere. And, as he says in Did Hitler have only one testicle? (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_128b.html), there is some evidence that the song was true.

smartt
11-05-2000, 04:08 PM
All the bookstores everywhere IN THE USA :D, but if the book can be bought online, then I'll do it. I love this stuff.

ElvisL1ves
11-05-2000, 05:33 PM
And all these years I thought the second line was
"Goering has two, but they are small"

DrFidelius
11-05-2000, 06:06 PM
...and it should be "and Doktor Goebbels has no balls at all."

smartt
11-05-2000, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by ElvisL1ves
And all these years I thought the second line was
"Goering has two, but they are small"

That's a version from the comic book miniseries Adventures of the Rifle Brigade. Of course, there must be different versions.

Chronos
11-05-2000, 09:00 PM
Quoth smartt:
but if the book can be bought online, then I'll do it. I love this stuff.Check our very own online store (https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat)