What is your six word memoir?

[tdn]

I'm stuck at work. Rescue me.

[twickster]

Yikes! How did I get here?

[Kuboydal]

Hmmph, should have done my homework.

[Wargamer]

Tobacco farmhand? Law school for me!

[Procrustus]

If I had only known sooner

[Eleanor of Aquitaine]

Just let me finish this chapter.

[tdn]

Extended warranty? How can I lose?

[Zebra]

[talking heads]Well, How did I get here?[/talking heads]

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Baby, guitars, college, marriage, baby, baby.

[Ghanima]

Things weren't so bad after all.

:)

[El_Kabong]

Where all the white women at?

[OtakuLoki]

Sound and Fury. Signifying nothing.

[MsWhatsit]

Plenty of kids; not enough books.

[Litoris]

If I only had a heart...

[Astroboy14]

Oh holy crap! Holy fucking CRAP!

[Dunawake]

I should have played less WoW.

[TroubleAgain]

Life is good. Lots of love.

[Dung Beetle]

Had to learn the hard way!

[An Arky]

Thrilled every woman he slept with. ;)

[olivesmarch4th]

My eyes are finally open now.

[Hal Briston]

Well, that worked out pretty good.

[hotflungwok]

Holy fucking asscrackers, it's about time.

[Lord Il Palazzo]

Good Lord! What an gigantic nerd!

[ultrafilter]

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[Beware of Doug]

I did nothing on general principle.

[Cluricaun]

Sharp knives, loud guns, good whiskey.

[HazelNutCoffee]

Worked hard; partied harder. No regrets.

[Coldfire]

Hah, wait till you see THIS!

[MovieMogul]

Sorry to Some. Love to All.

[elbows]

Tried to be a good person.

[CalMeacham]

That's it? I'm dead already? Huh!

[pravnik]

Tears in rain. Time to die.

[Sampiro]

A long story involving crazed southerners.

[UncleRojelio]

"Hey Y'all! Watch me do this!"

[Shirley Ujest]

I'm not going to tell you.

[Barbarian]

Veni, vidi, veho, vino, diligo, vici!

[tdn]

I can't take credit for this one, but I love it:

Brush with death. Floss with life.

[Vinyl Turnip]

Thanks for buying my book... sucker!

[Rysto]

Best friend scum could ask for.

[Vinyl Turnip]

Sound and Fury. Signifying nothing.
Alternate title suggestion: Sure Wish I'd Learned to Count.

[Kuboydal]

I gave it a second shot.

[fachverwirrt]

I only get six words? Crap!

[Creaky]

Had her cake, never ate it.

(Yum, cake.)

[AuntiePam]

Well. That answers that question, yo.

[descamisado]

Did not love one goddamn time.

[Happy Lendervedder]

Always thinking about next big thing.

[ASAKMOTSD]

I tried to do my best.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Often felt friendless, yet never was.

[Sunspace]

Alone, he struggled to become human.

[Rysto]

Best friend scum could ask for.
Alternatively:

Not night killed for a reason.

[jaydotbeedot]

That went quicker than I expected.

[Antinor01]

So, we were really, really drunk...

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

That went quicker than I expected.

That's a good one. It sums my current state of mind up perfectly.

[Autolycus]

It's turtles all the way down.

Living for others is good living.

[Kilvert's Pagan]

Love my family. Hate my age.

[Wrylie]

I should not kill the messenger.

[Sampiro]

What the fuck you lookin' at? (the sequel to my first)

[Randy Seltzer]

Three. Roquefort. Darkening. Gazelle. Rosebud. Schleswig-Holstein.

[Sunspace]

Rigardu kaj vi ekvidos. Or something.

[ShermanAter]

It tied the room together Man

[Rysdad]

Justice, he received none, but persevered.

[Sunspace]

Too many ideas! Not enough time!

[elelle]

Blue skies, clouds, rain; good growin'.



(Though I'd more likely pay to read Sampiro's)

[kittenblue]

Not a piece of playground equipment.


(I've been telling my kids to put that on my tombstone since they were tiny...and used me as such)

[kunilou]

This one time, at band camp.

[brujaja]

Hold on, I'm not done yet.....


Extended warranty? How can I lose? :D

[koeeoaddi]

Fifty-two years, head still hurts.

[Governor Quinn]

Interested in all things; mastered none.

[fachverwirrt]

Kinda handsome, kinda smart, kinda nice.

[vison]

Damn. If I only knew then . .

[TellMeI'mNotCrazy]

Just when things were looking up.

[Ocean Annie]

Why fight rip currents? Ride them!

[Nametag]

Should have redeemed that life insurance.

[pepperlandgirl]

My sister told me Stephen Colbert answered this question with Well, I Thought It Was Funny. Inspired by that, I think I'll go with:

I did it for the lulz!

[Mr. Duality]

More of an epitaph than a memoir:
"He knew how to have fun."

[Rico]

What a short trip this was!

Subtitle: Make it longer next time, OK?

[fachverwirrt]

Kinda ugly, kinda dumb, kinda mean. (A Sequel.)

[Labtrash]

You'll never take me alive, assholes!

[rhythmonly]

I told you I was sick!

[Omegaman]

I can't believe it's finally over.

[Ellen Cherry]

Through it all, I had love.

[Intelligently Designed]

Six words are too many.

[Omegaman]

It was uphill all the way.

[Ignatz]

Fifty years in the same trade.

[Aioua]

I never knew you, Ana Ng.

[cmyk]

All that hard work -- for this?

[Lobohan]

blah blah blah

yada yada yada

[chowder]

I did it my way, mostly

[LouisB]

I came, I saw, I died

[bbs2k]

Why can't I get over her?

[Siam Sam]

Got the hell out of Texas.