What's your

[Spritle]

If you were in the "adult entertainment" industry, what would your name be?

A local radio station says that you can figure out your porno name thus:

1) first name = name of first pet
2) last name = name of first street on which you lived.

This would make mine either "Aries Morgan" or "Tracy Morgan" (depending on how one defines some of the terms), neither are that bad. The SO's would be "Samantha Hannes". Again, not bad.

I, however, have thought of some cool porno names:

Sharon McHunt
Dick Dribble
Willie Bangor
Rock Solid

Now it's your turn. Using either the formula above or yourimagination, what is your porno name?

[Angkins]

Patches St George


ummm....... NO...... the formula doesn't work!

[Simetra]

Skii Eden?

Maybe I can be a Scandinavian porn-star with that name.

[lurkernomore]

Damn... my first puppy was named "Tiny"....

[Zumba The Cat]

First pet and first street would make me Fritz Gumbranch. That formula doesn't sound that great to me.

Current pet and current street would be Zumba Plum Tree. A little better but still not great.

[idiotb0x]

Jaws Newton. Hmmm, I don't like the sounds of that.

Hmm..."Princess Hardy."

Sounds like the Hardy Boys' strumpet cousin. Can I try a different formula?

[AWB]

Mine sucks. Pal E 1/2. Using the second street I lived on, Pal Morgan. Still doesn't have that ring.

[Dolores Reborn]

I would be Casper Willowgrove. Doesn't have quite the right ring to it. Current would be Blaze Honey Creek. Better, but not quite right, either.

[UncleBeer]

Moderator's Notes:This is a duplicate thread. I'm closing it. The open version is here:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45624