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olivesmarch4th
03-04-2008, 09:02 PM
Ok, so are you ready for this?

I turned 25 today. Not a lot exciting about 25. I didn't expect much, to be honest. My husband was taking me out to dinner at my favorite restaurant ever -- very expensive steak restaurant on Main St. we can really only afford once a year. I am passionate about steak.

Okay, so we're sitting at the restaurant and he keeps giving me this mischievous look. I realize he's holding out on me, and demand he 'fess up. Then he tells me he's got a birthday surprise. He flourishes the gift only after I promise to close my eyes and hold out my hands.

At which point he graciously bestows...

...a newspaper.

''It's on the first page,'' he says.

''395 Lbs of Pot Siezed''

What are you trying to tell me here? Birthday plans fell through?

''No, no,'' he giggles. ''Below that.''

I read... this. (http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews/2008/03/hundreds_line_up_for_dalai_lam.html)

Now what I must explain, since none of you know my husband's name, is that this guy they mention as the first person in line to get tickets? That's my husband. Mr. Olives is the topic of conversation in today's newspaper.

My husband... got up at 4:15am this morning (''to go into the office''), waited in line 3 hours and 45 minutes to get me tickets to see the freakin' DALAI LAMA!!!!

Not one lecture... not two, but THREE lectures over the course of two days.

To which I gave my measured response,

''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'' :eek: :D

I didn't even know he was going to be in our town! My husband told no one, and went to great lengths to ensure that I didn't even know the Dalai Lama was coming... as in, he secretly logged into my e-mail service over the last month and deleted e-mail mentioning His Holiness.

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!! I can't describe to you how much respect I have for HH. What my husband did is the rough equivalent of giving a devout Catholic tickets to see the freaking Pope. I feel crazy explosive spiritual joy right now.

This is the best birthday ever, on so many levels. This is so huge. I say with utter seriousness that I have never had a better birthday than this one. The gift itself is amazing, and the love my husband demonstrated amazing-er... not to mention, it's documented in the freaking newspaper on my birthday! I'm beside myself with joy and gratitude.

So there's that. :)

Oh, and I also ate fillet mignon for dinner. So, you know... :cool:

A quarter century never felt so good!

A Priori Tea
03-04-2008, 09:06 PM
Your husband wins at life, marriage, and olives. :D Congratulations on living through the big two-five, and I'm looking forward to seeing your ecstatic and informative posts after the lectures!

gardentraveler
03-04-2008, 09:10 PM
Very cool!!!! And happy birthday!

GT

Fetchund
03-04-2008, 09:16 PM
Yeah for you!!!

(You might not want to share the Fillet with HH... isn't he a vegetarian?)

Major Spousal Points, Mr. Olives!

Randy Seltzer
03-04-2008, 09:26 PM
I turned 25 today. Not a lot exciting about 25. Are you crazy? Your 25th is one of the greatest birthdays in your life: at 25, you can run for congress1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_of_Representatives#Membership_and_qualifications)!!


-Randy Seltzer, 25

Least Original User Name Ever
03-04-2008, 09:45 PM
Yeah? Well..tonight, my girlfriend freaked out about driving in the snow so I had to drive back out in the snow to get her at the carpool lot in Ypsi and then drive her back home.



I can has boyfriend points?

Sunspace
03-04-2008, 10:03 PM
Awww. What a wonderful story. And the Dalai Lama is cool, too. Oh, and Happy Birthday!

:: takes notes on good things to do as a husband ::

Wait, wait... does this mean that he's coming to Toronto? I live a 20-minute streetcar ride from the large Tibetan community in Parkdale...

Flander
03-04-2008, 10:37 PM
Awsome Olives. He wins.


Flander, who is 27 with a new ridiculously awesome SO, takes note.

Queen Tonya
03-04-2008, 11:14 PM
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Biiiiiiiiiiiirthday dear ooooooolives
Happy Birthday to you!!

What a great gift, and he even got up in the wee hours.

Good planning, judicious use of sneakiness, thoughtfulness and filet mignon? Sounds like the bestest twenty-fifth ever! :cool:

cmyk
03-04-2008, 11:30 PM
Suh-weet! You must tell us all about HHtDL at the Dopefest. Did you go to the Oxford Inn? Theys have gooood ribs.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Ahh, I remember 25. Damn... that was 10 years ago. *sigh*.

dnooman
03-04-2008, 11:31 PM
HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!! I can't describe to you how much respect I have for HH.


Does the DL like being referred to as HH? If that's a sign of respect, then I'm confused.



In any case, Happy Birthday! Your boyfriend seems to have an exceptional sense for meaningful gifts. That sort of thing does not happen often.

Ace309
03-04-2008, 11:45 PM
That's tentacular!

TokyoBayer
03-05-2008, 01:30 AM
Happy birthday! That's great!

bbs2k
03-05-2008, 01:49 AM
Wow, you're old.


(I turned 27 five days ago)

Nava
03-05-2008, 02:38 AM
Congratulations on a great husband, youngster :D

Noone Special
03-05-2008, 02:46 AM
That's so sweet :)

Congratulations on putting a quarter century behind you -- and on being such a wonderful person, that such another wonderful person as your husband would do this for you! :)

Happy (belated) Birthday!!

olivesmarch4th
03-05-2008, 05:34 AM
That's tentacular!


Awww! Someone's been paying attention!

Does the DL like being referred to as HH? If that's a sign of respect, then I'm confused.

Sorry to confuse you. He's still, you know, a person. I'm okay with using shorthand, and I really doubt he'd be very attached to always being called anything specific. Heh. Get it? Attached?

Zsofia
03-05-2008, 09:05 AM
25 is actually freaking awesome. Do you drive? Do you pay for your own car insurance? If you do, they send you a check in the mail, because now your insurance is cheaper!

CalMeacham
03-05-2008, 09:28 AM
Wow... Quite a birthday. The Dalai Lama, Filet Mignon, and 395 pounds of Pot seized.

Have a blast!

Mahna Mahna
03-05-2008, 09:47 AM
You've definitely got yourself a keeper in Mr Olives, lady. I am turning green with jealousy, mostly because all I got for my 25th was a dinner at Swiss Chalet with my shmuck BF and a cheapie DVD player (yes, he's now an ex).

So the question is... how will he manage to top that on your next big birthday (the dreaded 3-0)? :)

Happy belated!

jjimm
03-05-2008, 10:09 AM
A friend of mine went to see a lecture by the Dalai Lama. He's an atheist (my friend, that is) and, having both a bachelors and a masters in Asian anthropology, is highly skeptical about the "mysteries" we in the west append to our comprehension of Asian culture.

But he said that when the Dalai Lama walked into the room, he said he felt a totally unexpected effect: a 'presence' of immense charisma, and a feeling of peace and happiness. He said the entire room of people appeared to move a couple of inches upright in their chairs, and sighed a little.

You're going to have an amazing experience, I think.

Zebra
03-05-2008, 10:40 AM
No the question is what are you going to do for his birthday?

Fearless Leader
03-05-2008, 11:42 AM
Happy belated birthday, Olives, and congrats on the awesome birthday presents! I am very excited for you!

ChiefScott
03-05-2008, 12:21 PM
I guess we know what MrOlives will be getting on his birthday, eh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Congrats on the tix and the guy!

Autolycus
03-05-2008, 01:15 PM
So that explains the username! Happy Birthday! I'm so jealous. I missed out when he came to Boston :(

::shoulder-punches [b]babysweets/b] ::

Really Not All That Bright
03-05-2008, 01:59 PM
I guess we know what MrOlives will be getting on his birthday, eh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Congrats on the tix and the guy!
A very spiritually uplifting blowjob.

Happy birthday olives!

Dolores Reborn
03-05-2008, 02:10 PM
Awesome! Happy Birthday!

Shirley Ujest
03-05-2008, 04:32 PM
How does one wrap a Lama?





And, more importantly, whatzhegonnagetyou Next Year?!!!111!!




Srsly, what an awsome gift!

Khadaji
03-05-2008, 05:04 PM
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life.

And enjoy your visit with the freakin' Dalai Lama

Kythereia
03-05-2008, 07:13 PM
Wow. Olive's husband has managed to make 99.9999% of the world's male population look like the worst SO ever.

(Have a happy birthday! Maybe the Dalai Lama will wish you one, too...)

Abraca Deborah
03-05-2008, 07:48 PM
Happy, happy birthday! 25 years young. Congratulations!

Really Not All That Bright
03-05-2008, 10:03 PM
Wow. Olive's husband has managed to make 99.9999% of the world's male population look like the worst SO ever.
Yeah, but we'll feel a lot better about ourselves when she leaves him for the Dalai Lama... :D

Sunspace
03-05-2008, 10:28 PM
Wow. Olive's husband has managed to make 99.9999% of the world's male population look like the worst SO ever. And the rest of us are taking notes. :D

NurseCarmen
03-06-2008, 08:58 AM
Ask the Dalai Lama if while on your death bed you would achieve total consciousness. You could have that going for you, which is nice.

NurseCarmen
03-06-2008, 09:00 AM
It really is kind of a freaky coincidence that for my birthday I want 395 Lbs of pot.