The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

[Malacandra]

What young people need to know before marriage
'Sent For Retraining'
Things to Do in San Francisco
Have you ever been to a prostitute?

[CalMeacham]

Clinton and McCain are Idiots

Senator Clinton - You Are an Idiot





Where's the separate thread calling McCain an idiot?

[chicken wire?]

I'm 26 and can't swim...

A public/private bathroom question.

[Malacandra]

Child behaviour problem - please help!
Public farting
Eh, they grow out of it...

[Hypno-Toad]

High school senior's summer work plans
Public farting

[SpazCat]

NOT a good week for my daughter's looks.
new shoes, anyone?

That must be that "retail therapy" I've heard so much about.

[lieu]

Public farting
Tell me about Boston


Two words... Baked & Beans.

[Ludovic]

Help me think of questions to ask potential roommates!
Do you have a TV?
My wife is being sexually harassed. Am I doing the right thing by doing nothing?
Tell me about those electrode stomach excercise thingies

Well, one out of three ain't bad.

[Martian Bigfoot]

And in GQ we're solving the energy crisis!

Generating Electricity with My Water Supply ?
What is the trick with nuclear fusion?
Vaginal lubrication in prepubescent girls

Ahem... actually, there might be a couple of things wrong with that idea...

[Malacandra]

Black are better at music—Or fuck you Diogenes the Cynic
How dare you tell me to Fuck Off
Oh, it's just Internet Tough Guy Syndrome, pay no attention to it. :)

[ErinPuff]

Suggest ways to burn calories in an office.
Have you ever been to a prostitute?

[Martian Bigfoot]

NOT a good week for my daughter's looks.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Giant fungus among us!
Doper Kid Photo Thread

I'm not even sure I want to see that...

[Ludovic]

Have you patented anything? How do I begin?
Public farting


That's a good patent idea -- for me to poop on!

[Tikki]

I am so glad I'm inside right now...
Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Giant fungus among us!

I think I'd rather be outside. Yeah, outside is good.

[Ludovic]

Why do D.O.'s exist?
Found a bone

[Ludovic]

Suggest ways to burn calories in an office.
Public farting

[Man With a Cat]

Ask the guy who just had a colonsocopy
May I ride my horse downtown and park it by my house?

[Ludovic]

From my recent posts:

So what do the Jedi believe, exactly?
Rush Limbaugh "dreams of" riots in Denver

Rush Limbaugh can get to Denver in less than 3 parsecs!

[Annie-Xmas]

The Horror In The Basement
A Tale of Two Boobs

[Ludovic]

If I like King's The Stand, I'll also enjoy...
home made hamburgers

[Ludovic]

What is my router doing?
Generating Electricity with My Water Supply ?

[Hypno-Toad]

With apologies to Stevie Wonder:
My inheritance is on its way

[Hypno-Toad]

Truth or Consequences
Have you ever been to a prostitute?

What are some of the most valuable items ever bought at yard sale?
Found a bone


NOT a good week for my daughter's looks.
The Horror In The Basement


Daddy, can I come out now?

[Annie-Xmas]

My inheritance is on its way
Hawaiian Kingdom Re-established!

Now THAT is quite an inheritance

[Malacandra]

Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do?
Truth or Consequences
That's one approach, I guess. :dubious:

[CalMeacham]

Actual call to my radio show...

...And the Whining Commences (MADD and GTA IV)

[Martian Bigfoot]

did you want that $360,000,000 in fives?
My inheritance is on its way

I guess granny's mattress was well stuffed.

[Annie-Xmas]

Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do?
Go to jail, Mom.

[Hypno-Toad]

The opposite of "Sausage Fest" is ... ?
Is fish meat?

No, it's "Fish Meet!"

[CalMeacham]

If I like King's The Stand, I'll also enjoy...

The Office: "Did I Stutter?" (open spoilers)

30 Rock, 05/01: "Sandwich Day"

Jeopardy 5/1/08

[Hypno-Toad]

My Sexual Harassment Dilemma
A Tale of Two Boobs

[Malacandra]

My Sexual Harassment Dilemma
Well _I_ saw the funny side.

[ErinPuff]

What would make a better U.S. national anthem than "The Star-Spangled Banner"?
Lotr The Musical!!!

[wheelie]

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster:
Tell me about your intense emotions.

There are some things we mere mortals should not seek. :eek:

[Malacandra]

From "Last Posts":
My Sexual Harassment Dilemma
...And the Whining Commences...

[KneadToKnow]

I know know the depths of human stupidity
Anyone for a Chidope 2008?

[SpazCat]

Has Obama lost his message?
"Answer Yes or No" in Court

[Johnny L.A.]

The Cicadas Are Due On Maple Street
So my friend just sunk a chainsaw into his leg

And this is better than ear plugs... how? :confused:

[Ducktail]

Oh, now it's

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster:
So my friend just sunk a chainsaw into his leg

I really don't know how reliable the FSM is at answering prayers for the sick and injured, but I suppose it can't hurt.

[Sunspace]

Unexpected casualty of digital photography
I think my new camera is smarter than I am

"Point and... Don't shoot!"?

[Johnny L.A.]

From New Posts:

Corrupted Wish Game
The Celebrity Death Pool 2008

[Tikki]

Things you've said to pets that wouldn't work in your dating profile
My Phlebotomist Thinks I'm Sexy

[SpazCat]

New Posts

What snacks for the trip?
2 questions: buttermilk and expired coupons

Where's the Mr. Yuck smiley?

[CalMeacham]

What young people need to know before they start driving

My son wants a motorcycle (cue ominous music)

[Beware of Doug]

NP:
Do any militaries still use Flamethrowers ?
The Burning Dog Inn

[Ludovic]

The Irony of It All
Inventions Which Killed Their Creators

I'm a Freak of Nature
NOT a good week for my daughter's looks.

[Annie-Xmas]

I have created life!! (of the plant variety)
Ooooh, looky, it's the second annual springy MMP!

Monday Morning Plant?

[Hypno-Toad]

How could you legally kill someone?
Do any militaries still use Flamethrowers ?

[Annie-Xmas]

How could you legally kill someone?
"Answer Yes or No" in Court

[Hypno-Toad]

What is your favorite trivia question?
The opposite of "Sausage Fest" is ... ?

I'll take "Clam Bake" for a thousand, Alex.

[CaerieD]

What are working-class Americans so afraid of?
Socialism and Obama

[lieu]

Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do?
Public farting


This is not the air you're looking for...

[Martian Bigfoot]

Things you've said to pets that wouldn't work in your dating profile
Exercise suggestions for the very overweight
I'm a Freak of Nature

Yeah, I see why you don't want that in your profile. However, I don't really think talking to your pets about it is going to do much good either.

[Ludovic]

Storing dug-up tulip bulbs?
God's most perfectest fruit?

[Lobsang]

What is your favorite trivia question?
Who would you choose to spend 24 hours trapped with?

[Cat Whisperer]

Suitable Graduation Gift?

What is donating bone marrow like?
Wow, that's pretty generous! I'd be thinking something more along the lines of a book or picture frame. :D

[Tikki]

I'm a Freak of Nature
Devolution in Florida

It all starts with hairy palms, people. Hairy palms!

[Ludovic]

For the ladies-being asked for sex
Woodworking: slicing timber?

[Ludovic]

For the ladies-being asked for sex
How Busy Are You at Work?
Starting again from the bottom

[Hypno-Toad]

Things you should not find sexy, and yet do
For the ladies-being asked for sex

If only...

[Hypno-Toad]

Blogger Newbie Seeks Help!
I'm fairly sure my best friend's wife is cheating on him. What to do?

[Hypno-Toad]

When I was a boy ...
Mildred Loving Passed Away

[Hypno-Toad]

I believe I may have located a large segment of the world's moron population
So I'm utterly addicted to Facebook.

[CalMeacham]

I believe I may have located a large segment of the world's moron population

Hawaii's Big Island - Please help me find a sandy beach AND condo on it!

[Ludovic]

Public farting
Starting again from the bottom
Things you should not find sexy, and yet do

[CalMeacham]

Balls - why keep 'em outside?

God's most perfectest fruit?

[CalMeacham]

Things you should not find sexy, and yet do

Public farting





Eeerily enough, I think this is true for some people.

[SpazCat]

Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.
Worst Fortune Cookie Message. Ever.

[Hypno-Toad]

Give blood --> sleep like the dead?
Blackouts and Amnesia

[Hypno-Toad]

Amusing experiences with employees
So, I'm work in my Jammies

[Hypno-Toad]

Things you've said to pets that wouldn't work in your dating profile
Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men.

[Colophon]

Never put a penis.........

Doper Picture Thread

[Hypno-Toad]

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.
Amusing experiences with employees

[Ludovic]

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.
My big goofball horse.... sigh....

[CalMeacham]

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.

Eureka! behold the tuna and onion omelette sandwich!









I think the vagina question will continue to be a fruitful source for Sequential Threads for a while yet

[Ludovic]

what would cause a cornish hen chick to hava a nasty dirty vent?
Evolution

[Martian Bigfoot]

Ka-BONK!
That's the name of my next album

Not bad!

[Hal Briston]

IMHO:
For the ladies-being asked for sex
How much rent should I charge?

[Malacandra]

Praise me, for I have kept my mouth shut!
SDMB Weight Loss Club May '08

That's pretty much the secret...

[Malacandra]

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.
Never put a penis.........

Lesbian propaganda. A large number of women are perfectly happy with them, actually. :rolleyes:

[Annie-Xmas]

Somebody loves me ...
Who dislikes their child so much at birth...
Sometimes the little turds make you proud...
What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.

[CalMeacham]

Do men generally marry their most attractive girlfriend?

Men: Tell me the truth, now!

[Ludovic]

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.
Creatures Great And Small

[Hypno-Toad]

Somebody loves me ...
My Phlebotomist Thinks I'm Sexy

[Ludovic]

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.
I had to do it... (lolcat related)
Paen to Perverted Penguins Prods Parents to Protest

[Hypno-Toad]

Balls - why keep 'em outside?
what "tension" is being relieved by massage

[CalMeacham]

So, I got divorced. Now what?

My breasts yearn to be free, or the most embarrassing thing that happened to me today

[Tikki]

I might be going HOME!
That does it, I'm going back to school
Goodbye, Luella

Goodbye, you fickle-hearted little thing, you.

[CalMeacham]

Planet of the Apes; female gorillas or orangutans?

*12 Monkeys* -we're right about this part, aren't we? (huge spoiler)

[CalMeacham]

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.

Things that are pink

[Wile E]

Great tits cope well with warming

The Mammogram Video

Good, I really hate those cold mammograms.

[FatBaldGuy]

Could you make a functioning gun entirely out of ceramics?

Ceramics dopers needed: Techie Question regarding firing

[Annie-Xmas]

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.
The Duggers are at it again!

[CalMeacham]

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.

[Tikki]

Holy Crap! That's some wind there
Recommend ways to get people to stop interrupting

[chicken wire?]

Great tits cope well with warming
It's spring. Are you getting out?
Things that are pink

[Annie-Xmas]

Does anybody listen to music through big ass speakers anymore?
"And these are the kind of things that men do."

[Tikki]

Your favorite military experience story
If you give an Islamic Militant a grenade launcher ...

I can't wait to see how this one ends!


Play with fire, get burned. Don't cheat overtime!
So, I got divorced. Now what?

[Bergomum]

How long is this going to stink?
What to do when I can't stop barfing?

[Martian Bigfoot]

Scenes That Are Almost Too Uncomfortable/Awkward to Watch
Seinfeld: Ten Years Later

[Johnny L.A.]

So, I got divorced. Now what?
Liquor Stores - Why do they exist and why so many?

[Skylark]

Lesbians (as in "Greek islanders") vs Lesbians (as in "girl-on-girl")
Where to find Italian sausage?

[Annie-Xmas]

If you gave your kid a wierd celebrity baby name
Brain Zaps

Too bad Frank Zappa didn't use it--Brain Zaps Zappa is way cool

[Hypno-Toad]

What parts would you protect with body armor?
Would anyone miss me?

You'd better wear the armor in case they don't.

[SpazCat]

In the Pit:

Fucking bitch
It would kill you to be nice to the poor kid?

Hey, thanks for the notice that my sub was expiring
Omniscient: Fuck you.

[RTFirefly]

My breasts yearn to be free, or the most embarrassing thing that happened to me today

Great tits cope well with warming

[Hypno-Toad]

The $600 From The IRS: What Did You/Are You Going To Do With It?
Hot Dog Rolls

HOT DOGS FOR EVERYONE!

[Malacandra]

"Hornets From Hell" - Neat National Geographic clip about gigantic, predatory hornets
A pain connoisseur's guide to insect stings

[Annie-Xmas]

A red line does not mean I spelt it wrong. Reduced intelligence through technology.
I Can Haz CheezBird?


Sometimes it does.

[Annie-Xmas]

New Posts:

Things you've said to pets...
What in the goddamned fucking...

[CalMeacham]

Megan Fox topless, anyone?

Furries: why do so many dress as foxes?

[ErinPuff]

Sequential thread titles from the main page of the board:

IMHO: Having a Pet is Cruel?
MPSIMS: And Now, Cat Spanking

[MEBuckner]

Top of the page in MPSIMS right now:

Thai Bargirls -- Fall in Love at Your Own Risk
Odd/prescient/precocious things your kids have said

[RiverRunner]

Women voice their preferences - The Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart

Cornelius Vanderbilt Wood

[chicken wire?]

The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

Life Sucks Sometimes (more cancer)

I'm scared for my mom (cancer)

Mmmmm, meta sequential... ;)

[Hypno-Toad]

A tiny little thing that blew me away...
Top 10 Oddball Jesus Sightings

[CalMeacham]

So we have attack birds

We Have Pigeon Eggs




Attack Pigeons!


(Cue the High Anxiety footage!)

[Martian Bigfoot]

A dating reality check, please
Why do my cat and dog ignore each other completely

Um... they're just not that into each other?

[Ludovic]

A dating reality check, please
Women voice their preferences - The Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart
The Cleaver Sleeve!

[phil417]

Is the only way to succeed at work to put up with bullshit?
SD Job-Seekers' Support Group

Love, Phil

[CalMeacham]

War Birds

So we have attack birds

[Annie-Xmas]

We Have Pigeon Eggs
How often do you think about food?

Morbid jokes
Why are there no male checkout attendents in supermarkets?

Because it's a low paying crappy job, which means it's "women's work."

Bread with your Chinese Food?
Damned kids and their damned music these days

I've heard of Bread, but the group "Chinese Food" must be new.

[Malacandra]

Smart Asses Unite
No thanks, motherfucker.

It was only a suggestion :(

[Hypno-Toad]

So I want to design an accessible website...
What does it feel like? (describing the indescribable)

[Wile E]

Have you dated your mother/father?

What does it feel like? (describing the indescribable)

[CalMeacham]

What is French Bread?

Bread with your Chinese Food?

[Ludovic]

What is French Bread?
Bread with your Chinese Food?

[CalMeacham]

Simulpost!

[Annie-Xmas]

Andrew Vachss is ending the Burke series of books
Bread with your Chinese Food?



Ask Burke's Mama for bread? I druther face the Soup Nazi.

[Hilarity N. Suze]

Are animals our children and should we make them sapient?
That means you can marry your dog

[Ludovic]

California Supreme Court overturns gay-marriage ban
That means you can marry your dog

[Beware of Doug]

Hilarious things your dad has said
That means you can marry your dog

Do you take this bitch...

[Annie-Xmas]

California SC overturns gay marriage ban
Seeing this picture in a whole new way

[Annie-Xmas]

A movie about George Bush??
Prince Caspian (Open Spoilers)

My head hurts

[Hypno-Toad]

Happiness is...
Things you're supposed to find sexy, but don't

Sort of masochistic, though.

[CalMeacham]

Confess your sins here, and feel the sweet relief of unconditional forgiveness

Roman Catholics interpret the Ten Commandments differently than other denominations

[Tikki]

"Well, Bush is an idiot."
Hey, I'm "The Really Nice Man." No, really!

[Hypno-Toad]

Pick a god, any god
Did your school do the annual "Most Popular" thing?

[CalMeacham]

I made a three-story LOLcat this weekend.

10 million dollar practical joke









There's an egg in the middle of my driveway

Gecko found in chicken egg.

[Justin Credible]

I think this one is pretty funny:

75,000 Turn Out To See Obama In Oregon!
60,000 Sturgeon gathered in one mass. Wow!

and

Pretty sure I have strep...ugh
So...online dating

[Annie-Xmas]

RIP Ol' Fat Elly Belly
RIP Ted Kennedy?

[Hypno-Toad]

What's inspiring to kids these days?
Shaven head and earrings

[Malacandra]

Fuck Hillary Clinton
Fucking bitch

Not your favourite person, then?

[Ludovic]

What's the best animal lawn mower?
Wild animals in the house

[Hypno-Toad]

Wild animals in the house
...and then I knew today would be a bad day

Anyone for a Chidope 2008?
Ask the Mod

Yeah, the Mod never gets invited to anything.

[Marley23]

Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party
Fuck Hillary Clinton

[Tikki]

Obama looks like the kind of guy who...
Looks like I get to keep Lefty!

[LurkMeister]

Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party
"I'm getting too old for this shit" - 87 year old drug dealer

[Malacandra]

Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party
"I'm getting too old for this shit" - 87 year old drug dealer
*shakes fist in impotent rage*

[Ludovic]

What's the best animal lawn mower?
Good overlords in SF & fantasy

[CalMeacham]

Happiness is...

Hot Chicks with Douchbags - Where are the douchebags and douchbagettes from?




To each his own, I guess...

[Annie-Xmas]

What are some things you do the old, harder, less rational way?
Do you go to a chiropractor? How about acupuncturist?

[SpazCat]

In New Posts:

Obama: Stop, take a deep breath and explain to me......
Middle Earth FA63 D&D Game, the Second Adventure, Scouting Ered Lithui.

What are some things you do the old, harder, less rational way?
Buying a return airline ticket because it's cheaper than one-way. Problems?

Would you eat live maggots? What if I offered you $1,000?
How would you respond? (comment by coworker)

[Tikki]

Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party
Chuck E Cheese and violence. Armed security force.


People are weird in ways you can't even imagine
I want my penny!

Yeah, that is weird. I wouldn't bother unless it was a quarter or more.


The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over
...and then I knew today would be a bad day

[Annie-Xmas]

girls and fun
Well, my 3 year old daughter is partial to Cocaine
:eek:

[Eyebrows 0f Doom]

Well, my 3 year old daughter is partial to Cocaine

Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party

[Ludovic]

Damn you eyebrows: the best sequential thread this month!

[The Tao's Revenge]

OK, Polycarp, I really can't let this go by...

It's a beautiful morning for a micro-rant...


You gotta seize your opportunities Polycarp.

[The Tao's Revenge]

OK, Polycarp, I really can't let this go by...
Inmates get to have MySpaces?

What were you thinking letting them have myspaces Polycarp?

[CalMeacham]

Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party

Quick! Distract me from my itching stitches! (Truly, quite M&P&W)

[CalMeacham]

What is the oldest thing that ever lived?

Could HIV be old?



For millions of years the lonely HIV virus roamed the Earth, with no one to infect.....

[Malacandra]

Drive-by Bulimia?
Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party

[CalMeacham]

Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party

Fourth shoe-clad foot washed ashore... let the wild speculation begin!

Drive-by Bulimia?




Yeah, those feet are fattening.

[Annie-Xmas]

Facebook uggggggggh
Drive-by Bulimia?

[CalMeacham]

No, I didn't poop in my pants. Why do you ask?

Things you never want to hear at a child's birthday party



Evidently a very formal and proper child's party

[Wile E]

Ants in my car!

I bought my first motorcycle today

Seems a bit drastic, couldn't you just spray the car with bug spray?

[Malacandra]

My lunch was delicious
Drive-by Bulimia?

"Delicious", huh? :dubious:

[Annie-Xmas]

I have never been so happy to sit around doing nothing
Well I have had better days.
NOOO!!! SDMB blocked at work!!

[Larry Mudd]

Now in GQ:

On the subject of exploding birds...
How keenly do countries monitor their airspace?

[Hypno-Toad]

I got poison ivy on my nads
Well I have had better days.

[Martian Bigfoot]

When Do Men Start Getting Hair on Their Chests
Doper Picture Thread

I got poison ivy on my nads
My Texaco card has a new hurdle to see the account balance

[MEBuckner]

What do you remember as the worst lie someone tried to inflict upon you?
Phoenix lands on Mars

Guess the Moon Hoaxers are branching out.

[Annie-Xmas]

Has there ever been a comic book super heroine acknowledged to be having her period?
Goodnight, Dick

[Hypno-Toad]

What would you be pitted for?
Eating in front of other people

The little things you do to save time and money (more creative the better!)
Removing a Spider, Then Not Washing the Glass

Your favorite podcasts?
Ticks! GAAAAHHH!

[chicken wire?]

What would you be pitted for?
Opinions on commas

[Hypno-Toad]

What would you be pitted for?
Lazyness and walking

[Tikki]

Something everyone should carry......
Doper Picture Thread ( Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... Last Page )

Actually, I've been leaving mine at home since it's gotten quite bulky lately.

[Hypno-Toad]

What do you most love about your significant other?
Lazyness and walking

[chaoticbear]

IMHO -

Guys: Do you like Shake'n'Hugs?


What sex toys do you own? (links and discussion NSFW and/or TMI)

Recommend me some Sex Lube!

[CalMeacham]

I come bearing praises for Boraxo

Something everyone should carry......

[Annie-Xmas]

Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens?
Warren Jeffs lip wrestling with his 12 year old bride is kind of bizarre

[Hypno-Toad]

Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens?
U. K teen snaps a ghost ??

[Annie-Xmas]

New Posts:

You have one year to prepare...
Looks like my number is up.

[Balance]

Total Schadenfreude
My Cat Has a Mullet.

[Ludovic]

How do you shut a cat up?
When is firing full-auto a good tactic?

[lieu]

From New Posts

In which I ponder the yumminess of the healthy hoo-ha
The new Doritos secret flavor...


Goodbye mister chips.

[chicken wire?]

I'd be rich if I still had ...
Helicopter Parents - is this creepy?

It hasn't happened yet, but I'm waiting in hope of these two threads lining up:

So, South Dakota. In a motor home. With my parents.
Recommend me some Sex Lube!

:D

[ColonelDax]

From MPSIMS:

I got the job
I am Jobless

Wow, that was quick. Bad luck there, mate.

[CalMeacham]

When a young lady looks at your left hand for a ring..

Oh my god, get away from me STALKER

[Malacandra]

How do you shut a cat up?
Condoms?

That might just work...

[MEBuckner]

So, I've decided to go Mad with Power...
Universal Studios is on fire!
A strangely satisfying night

Those fools! They dare to reject my screenplay!

Well, I have shown them now....

[SpazCat]

A trip through New Posts...
Ask a traditional Catholic
Obama's Church - a problem?

...and MPSIMS
New Archaeological Find Might Change Everything
Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens?

[Hypno-Toad]

Invocation/Lord's Prayer at public school graduation
Would you do this to a child?

[Kuboydal]

Can anybody describe what it feels like to caress a horse?

Things you wish you had never learned

[DCTrekkie]

Why is human cloning banned?
Doper Picture Thread :D

[Wile E]

A Tale of Two Boobs

Ask the breastfeeding mom


Unfortunately, it was written by Mrs. Charles Dickens and was boring as hell.

[CalMeacham]

"They were the Best of Boobs; they were the Worst of Boobs...."

[CalMeacham]

True Facts

Freak Accident: Elk Falls Off Cliff Onto Car

Woman Lives Undetected in Man's Closet in Japan for a Year

[CalMeacham]

Did Women Really Go Bra-less in the 70s

Ask the breastfeeding mom

[Balance]

Is it cheating to use one of my own titles?

Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens?

I fought a ninja this weekend

[Cat Whisperer]

Now, this is just wrong:
How do I prepare for my Relative to die?

Four hour erections

[Ludovic]

Designer of the Pringle's Can Is Buried in a Pringle's Can
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt!"

[Otto]

Let's all cry for the rich
How not to fight a drought

Yeah, salt water's really not good for irrigation.

[Hypno-Toad]

Do you tip maids in hotels?
Price increases you've noticed lately

SD Job-Seekers' Support Group
I am an idiot who will be unemployed forever.

Doper men - Have you ever dated a woman larger or stronger than yourself?
Recommend an Online Dating Site

Are there public places where a woman should not breastfeed her child?
On a Desert Island with a PhD

What if you could freely ask people about their money?
Do you tip maids in hotels?

[Hypno-Toad]

Disney! Help me survive this level of Hell please!
4 hour erections

[Malacandra]

What's your "type"?
4 hour erections
Shallow, but I like a girl who knows what she wants...

In the House of Stinky Water
Can you come up with a better slogan for this deli?
Not sure, but really, it'd be hard to come up with a worse one :eek:

[Ludovic]

Are there public places where a woman should not breastfeed her child?
On a Desert Island with a PhD

[Ludovic]

Best way to cool a hot car's interior
Menstrual transfusion

[Annie-Xmas]

What if you could freely ask people about their money?
4 hour erections

I guess money really turns you on

[Ludovic]

Can you come up with a better slogan for this deli?
Worst taste combonation ever.

[kunilou]

What do you do, where do you live in, and how much is your annual income?
What if you could freely ask people about their money?
How much did you make at your first job?

Is today payday?

[CalMeacham]

When men give birth...

Ask the breastfeeding mom






Sounds like you should ask the Breastfeeding Dad....

[Johnny L.A.]

Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates
Ask a traditional Catholic

[CalMeacham]

Separated by one right now:

Stupid things to do if your bored:

Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates

[CalMeacham]

Recycling film scores?

Recommend me some new music!

[SpazCat]

Career Help Needed - What about nursing?
When men give birth...
ASk the Doper who remarried her husband

What a strange family you have.

[Hypno-Toad]

Need to change my attitude (work-related)
a question about sexuality and breasts


a question about sexuality and breasts
scratch this!

[CalMeacham]

When men give birth...

ASk the Doper who remarried her husband

[CalMeacham]

When men give birth...

Foolish? Perhaps. Badass? Definitely.






A very fruitful thread title for sequentials

[Sublight]

From MPSIMS:

Anyone else pulling an all-nighter tonight?

Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates

[Malacandra]

From MPSIMS:

Anyone else pulling an all-nighter tonight?

Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates

Curse you! :smack:

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Double curses!

[Hypno-Toad]

How Do Lightning Rods Work, Exactly?
Help me find a hair raising trucking photo

[CalMeacham]

Ask the breastfeeding mom

Mom's Civil War




It's the War Between the Tits!

[CalMeacham]

When men give birth...

Willpower is pretty cool








I THINK I Can! I THINK I Can! I THINK I Can!....

[Malacandra]

How big is your bladder? (Not GQ)
I'm 50 and drinking more than ever. Is there a potential problem?

Some older men find their bladder capacity isn't what it used to be...

Got dumped
So I've got to fire someone tomorrow ...

Nothing like spreading the grief around! :D

[Hypno-Toad]

SDMB Weight Loss Club, June 2008
Physicists may have solved levitation

Wow! I feel lighter already!

[Martian Bigfoot]

IMHO:

Do you eat while pissing?
How big is your bladder? (Not GQ)

Hey, my bladder is so big that I can have a full three-course meal while pissing, plus coffee and a couple of drinks afterwards.

Well, I thought it was funny.

[CalMeacham]

In the House of Stinky Water

Egad, it's hot



Must be the water they used to bathe that river in Spirited Away.

[Diceman]

Right below this thread:

Anyone Know Where to Buy This Fabric?

In the House of Stinky Water

Maybe I'll try Amazon.com instead.

[Malacandra]

How do I prepare for my relative to die?
Can anyone offer an optimistic outlook?

Well, if there's an afterlife, it's probably better than here. Also, they may have left you something nice.

Talking of afterlives, I think I just booked myself a ticket to the Big Hot One.

[CalMeacham]

Medical harm from eating super hot sauce?

Why do burns hurt so much?

[Annie-Xmas]

Let's come up with some bad ideas!
Change your SDMB Location to "Obama Country"!

[kunilou]

Woman marries the Eiffel Tower
Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates

In another place, at another time, I might have called you "friend"

[Tapioca Dextrin]

This one's OK:

Egad, it's hot
Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates

This one's not bad:

Go to first new post Car gets struck by lightning - how, and what happens?
night terrors and common hallucinations

This is the winner:

Notes from a breakup
Police Rescue Nude man from Porta-a-Potty

[Annie-Xmas]

I was watching for these two to line up:

Any father not get hit in the balls by their kid?
Cliche/Iconic moments that have actually happened to you.

[Annie-Xmas]

Cliche/Iconic moments that have actually happened to you.
I've been outed!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Autolycus]

In Praise of Hilary Clinton
Congratulations Barack Obama

Not gonna touch that one.

[KGS]

Right now in MPSIMS:

What are you paranoid about?
Michigan Dopefest: Saturday Around 7

[kunilou]

Penile Compensation
Now THAT's a gun vault!

[Scarlett67]

IMHO:

What should I do for my birthday?
Should I get a bathing cap?

Go crazy, you wild woman, you.

[Landshark]

Thai Girl Takes a Lie-Detector Test
What are you paranoid about?

[Malacandra]

Renovating a shit-hole?
Let's come up with some bad ideas!

Okay... "Preserve the essential odour of shit as far as possible. It's a unique feature and would take ages to recreate once you lost it". That do for a start?

[5 time champ]

Kinda hate to post this one, 'cause I think it is a very good idea- and one that I hope happens

Let's come up with some bad ideas!

Obama will be our first Negro President!

[kunilou]

I think my wife is unjustly mean to me
Sorry, original thread an error.

[CalMeacham]

How many cats are needed to defeat a tiger?

My cat is suicidal (with photographic proof)



It only takes one cat, if it's suicidal.

[CalMeacham]

Let's come up with some bad ideas!

Womb Ghosts. This is very bizare.

[Ludovic]

Violent females in country songs. Why?
Looking for a medley of feminine empowerment songs

[CalMeacham]

My cat is suicidal (with photographic proof)

Cat madness!

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Strangling the bishop: what do you do after?
Why I avoid speaking to my mother in law

That's a pretty good reason not to call.