The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

[CalMeacham]

Let's come up with some bad ideas!

Acronyms for Dopers

[CalMeacham]

I dont know how to write my resume!

Do you say "yonks ago"?




Only if you're descibing how long you worked in a pub.

[SpazCat]

Last night I fell off a cliff and died . . . in a dream
Am I enlightened?

[chicken wire?]

Tullahoma, TN, with kids. Fun stuff to do?
Strangling the bishop: what do you do after?

What, one idea's not enough? :D

[chicken wire?]

How tacky is it to propose marriage without a ring?
What does "marriage" mean to you?
Why keep his surname?

[Martian Bigfoot]

Now a full quadruple sequence:

Did you get/make a proposal before getting married?
How tacky is it to propose marriage without a ring?
Why keep his surname?
What does "marriage" mean to you?

Oh, let's call the whole thing off.

[Balance]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The MMP

And now the chicken will explode

The chicken should have known better. The MMP Mafia is not to be trifled with.

:D

[Ludovic]

Hot from CNN's front page:

Man watches flood split open house
Busy Moms: Staying afloat

Sleeping at work -- more of us are doing it
Incest cellar girl wakes from coma

[Scarlett67]

New Posts:

Girl, 4, shoots herself with grandmother's gun in Sam's Club
You're making me a grandmother, and that's final!

I wish these two would appear sequentially:

Girl, 4, shoots herself with grandmother's gun in Sam's Club
Disciplining a Toddler is so difficult

. . . except that I don't think I could fit in this handbasket.

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Strange company slogans that just rubs you the wrong way.
It's raining maggots in my house!

I really can't see that working as a slogan

[CalMeacham]

Tanzanian Albinos Face a Deadly Threat

Ask the (white) African

[Hypno-Toad]

International Cuisine Exchange!
Toby the Goat meets the 3 little Pigs

[Malacandra]

Say technology stagnates- at what level?
Could We Go back to the 1930's?

Hmm. Biplanes, hand-cranked telephones, Model T Fords... I suppose it's possible, but I wouldn't rate it the likeliest outcome.

[CalMeacham]

A health reminder for those of mixed race ancestry: tissue donation*

Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates





Give.....so that others may give.

[Hypno-Toad]

How soon did you know your SO was The One?
Ethics of dating in mid-life

Sometimes, it takes a while...

[Hypno-Toad]

Motorcycle Newbie Question
Universal pain scale

[Hypno-Toad]

What do you call your in-laws?
Universal pain scale

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Tell me about Eve Online

Games you continue to play even though they are so buggy you wanna kill

[Malacandra]

I just got spam from the Catholic Church!
You're proud of *that*??

[Scarlett67]

New Posts:

Man breaks masturbation record. Surprise: Japan Dominates
Greatest parting shot of all time?

[Ludovic]

Products that fail MISERABLY at doing what they were made to do
"Pro-life" pharmacies

[Martian Bigfoot]

So my mom is on her death bed
Happy Father's Day!

[jhinman]

When the Shallow End of the Gene Pool Gradumacates

It's official--I earned a law degree

[Larry Mudd]

Now playing in MPSIMS:

Grossest Thing You've Ever Eaten
Lumpectomy today

[Ludovic]

Google Street View came to my town!
You're proud of *that*??