Nothing special

[Crunchy Frog]

Hi everyone. That's all, no special reason for this post. Just hi, especially hi to my two virtual ladies, my V. wife and V. stripper-mistress. And hi to the other thousands of you who may be out there. I wouldn't want you to feel left out in one of my posts.

Anyway nothing special going on here. Hi.

[Tally-Ho]

2000 posts and this is "nothing special"?

Looks like my frog needs a private lap dance to celebrate...
Come over here and sit down, Crunchy.

[Nymysys]

Froggy is the only person I know as consistently as bored as me.

[little*bit]

If Tally has your lap busy at the moment, the least I can do is get you a drink. Any preference?

Perhaps you'd also enjoy some silk pj's, a pipe & a bunny or two to lean suggestively against your chair.

Nothing's out of the question for my man's post party. :)

[Nymysys]

Huh. That sentence made no grammatical sense whatsoever. I'm almost proud.

[Munch]

Congratulations, Crunchy_Frog. There certainly are a lot of people around here who have either hit, or are approaching some big milestones on the SDMB. But I'm certainly not trying to imply anything. Not at all.

2000? Good God...

[Crunchy Frog]

Why, I hadn't even noticed! Thanks for pointing that out.

Now, now, little*bit and Tally-Ho, no need to wait on me hand and foot. But since you offered, I think I will sit down for the Tally-Ho's dance, and if you're offering drinks little*bit, it's been ages since I had a good Long Island Iced Tea. And the silk pj's sound nice, if I must wear something.

And Nymysys - the newbnie with her own thread - just so you don't get too big for your britches, your sentence should end "as bored as I." Okay, enough nit-picking.

And Connor, post a couple more times here and add to the reasons for festivites.

[Munch]

I certainly wouldn't want to use your thread as a reason to pad my post count just to, well, post again... ;) If I wanted to do that, why, I'd just go to the "Lets bring it to a million!" thread.

Connor - off to bring it to a million

[Munch]

Ever since I signed on I wanted to do this:

[Falcon]

Well, I'd offer a hug or something, but I can't get through all the other women here, Crunchy.

Besides, I dunno if you'd accept a hug from a 'Skins fan this week..... ;)

[Nymysys]

My thread has apparently taken on a life of it's own. I notice neither you nor I have been on it for quite some time, yet it keeps going.

Froggy, you created a monster.

[Crunchy Frog]

Connor - What have you wanted to do? BTW:

CONNOR HAS 1000 POSTS!!!

Falcon - Of course I'll except a hug in this thread from a 'Skins fan. Any enemy of the Cowboys is a friend of mine. In Gazoo's thread in IMHO, though, expect nothing but trash talk from me. And during the hug, if I seem um, a little extra excited, just remember Tally-Ho just gave me a lap dance. Please don't be offended.

[Zenster]

Happy 2K Froggy! Try to stay away from any French restaurants while you're celebrating. You might end up on the menu!

[Silver Fire]

::waves at Crunchy Frog::

Hi, Falcon. Mind if I join you? Wouldn't want to get lost in the crowd...

Happy posting, Crunchy. :)

[Crunchy Frog]

Originally posted by Nymysys
Froggy, you created a monster.

Yet it still won't be good enough for Threadspotting.

That's nothing, you should see my Check-In for Female Newbies thread, back when I was still known as BratMan007. I went away, came back the next day and it had degenerated into a near-orgy. I'll post a link later.

[Crunchy Frog]

Hi Zenster and Silver Fire!

All my favorite posters are showing up. Cool.

Nymysys - here's the link:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28363
That thread is the reason this second welcoming thread was open to both sexes and I kept the flirting to a minimum. The Female Check-In just got out of hand.

[Silver Fire]

Are you saying that I'm one of your favorite posters?

[porcupine]

Hey Crunchy,

I normally avoid post party threads like the plague, but for you I'll make an exception cuz you were the first one to make me feel welcome here. The fact that you didn't call it a post party thread and that someone else just hijacked it into one makes it ok, I guess

[Crunchy Frog]

You know you are, Silver Fire. I guess I'll just have to stalk you around the boards for a couple days to prove it. ;)

And porcupine - did you see when I hit 1000 (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33578)? That was not a post count party that I'm apparently going to hell for.

[Silver Fire]

Originally posted by Crunchy Frog
You know you are, Silver Fire. I guess I'll just have to stalk you around the boards for a couple days to prove it. ;)

Well, you won't hear me complain. ;)

[Gazoo]

Way to go Crunchy Frog! Here have some of these beers I've been splitting with Connor for his post party! I've got plenty! How 'bout those Ra...err nevermind, this is your party -- I won't bring it up here!

Keep up the entertaining posts, it makes my day go by quicker!

[Nymysys]

Oh yes indeed, Froggy. You were TOTALLY INNOCENT on that thread. It just GOT AWAY FROM YOU! You all are going to HELL!

Why do I miss all the GOOD stuff? Sheeeeeeeesh.

[Crunchy Frog]

ok Silver Fire, I'll pencil you in.

I'll be stalking Nymysys from today through Wednesday, little*bit gets stalked for the rest of the week. Next week I'm scheduled to stalk Tally-Ho, Falcon, and Gazoo (what can I say, he gets pissy if I don't stalk him once every couple months).

I can start stalking you around the first of the month. Sound good?

[oldscratch]

Originally posted by Nymysys
Huh. That sentence made no grammatical sense whatsoever. I'm almost proud.

I must say, I'm proud of you too. Up with grammar creative. Rules down.

[Nymysys]

WTF, Froggy? You can't tell me you're stalking me when the day is almost OVER! I demand another day! I have to take advantage of the attention!

[Crunchy Frog]

Originally posted by Gazoo
How 'bout those Ra...err nevermind, this is your party -- I won't bring it up here!

Bring what up? Rams won, Gazoo. Bring it up all you want. Bring up how Trent Green not only filled in nicely for Warner, but also rushed for over 50 yards against the Giants. Don't mention the Chiefs or Panthers games though.

Nymysys, I'm sorry if you feel left out. I have to go home tonight, so we'll make an appointment for your physical first thing in the morning, ok? Just be sure to report to my office stark naked (BTW - I have yet to receive the requisite pix in my email ;)) and I'll bring all the equipment necessary for your - ahem - examination.

[Silver Fire]

Originally posted by Crunchy Frog
I can start stalking you around the first of the month. Sound good?

Well, I'll have to check my schedule and have a conference with my groupies. (You know, you aren't the only one that wants to stalk me. ;) ) I'll get back to you. :D

[little*bit]

After reading thru Crunchy's Newbie Check-In thread, I realized that I definately married the right guy.

Who else could get me to discuss the loss of dignity, AC Delco batteries, a mechanical bull, a vat of baby oil & jumper cables for my 69th post.

I can't wait for my stalking to begin.

[Gazoo]

Yeah, I know they won, just didn't want to start talking football is all. They did do a good job though.

Oh, and save your stalking for the wimmin' folk. I'll try not to get too pissy!

Well, I better go check on Connor, I left him alone with a twelve pack and bottle of Cuervo.