Cheezits, Heineken, and orgasms.

[hypergirl]

Can one survive on those 3 things alone?

Oh, and this is my 800 post. Had to be something interesting, I guess.

[hypergirl]

Yeep, this was meant to be in MPSIMS. Would some kind god-like moderator move it over there please. I feel like a big :wally right now.

[nashiitashii]

You know, I may just have to have all three at my possible birthday party I want to plan. ;) Other than that, I think you can under the right circumstances.

[dpr]

If I can put in Burger Rings instead of Cheezits (cultural difference) and substiute kahlua for your beer, then YES!!


And how do I get an invite shadow? ;)

[Guy Incognito]

I would think that overconsumption of the first two would eliminate the possibility of the third.

Being a guy, I would think that orgasms would be first, followed by Cheezits and Heineken as you brag to your buddies about how you scored bigtime.

[Eo Echo]

Just watch out for scurvy. I hear that's a real bastard.

[Czarcasm]

I think that this is a legitimate question for IMHO, so I'm keeping it. :)

Let's see. We've got the bread group, the milk group, the beer group and the sex group covered(does the sex group include the meat group?). Where does beer fit in the food pyramid, I wonder? What is the nutritional value of sex?

The Teeming Millions are vaguely curious!

[obfusciatrist]

Nutritional value of sex?

Spit or swallow?

[Czarcasm]

Spit or swallow??
Shouldn't the question be "Male or Female?" first?

[nashiitashii]

Originally posted by obfusciatrist
Nutritional value of sex?

Spit or swallow?
Swallow. But that's besides the point.

dprAnd how do I get an invite shadow?
Well, we'll just have to see about how to arrange that. [Sheesh, if this goes like it might, I may never make it out of the bedroom. lol]

[Le Sang]

Originally posted by slythe
Where does beer fit in the food pyramid?

Since it's derived from grain (usually), would it fit in the bread & cereal category?

Hmm... i recall hearing once that beer is actually very nutritious; has many of the vitamins and minerals the body needs. Maybe I'll shift over to a diet of just beer... :D

[Ludo]

Cheezits, Heineken and orgasms...yikes, could this signal the end of civilization as we know it? Or the birth of a new religion...Hmmmm...I'm going to meditate on this subject for a little bit

[GuanoLad]

I have only ever had one of those three and they are strictly solo. So I can't possibly comment.

However, I live on meat pies, Dr Pepper, and chocolate biscuits, so maybe it's possible.

[betenoir]

Originally posted by ssskuggiii
Originally posted by obfusciatrist
Nutritional value of sex?

Spit or swallow?
Swallow. But that's besides the point.


Then that's 150 calories and some much needed protein. So, if the orgasm is, like, 69 with a male partner, then yes, you can survive.

[stofsky]

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[hypergirl]

Originally posted by obfusciatrist
Nutritional value of sex?

Spit or swallow?

Definitely swallow. ;)

[tracer]

betenoir wrote:

Originally posted by ssskuggiii
Originally posted by obfusciatrist
Nutritional value of sex?

Spit or swallow?
Swallow. But that's besides the point.


Then that's 150 calories and some much needed protein. So, if the orgasm is, like, 69 with a male partner, then yes, you can survive.

Cecil Adams on the calorie content of semen:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054.html

[Guinastasia]

Well, orgasms could count for fitness, perhaps?

[dpr]

Well orgasms would represent the exercise, the alcohol would represent the fluids and muchies the food...

Yep. Survival is a distinct possibility. And with hyper and shadow a happy one at that.

[dpr]

Y'know, I wouldn't have thought this thread would need to bumped...

[tracer]

Can I pick some snack food other than Cheez-Its? I hate "cheese" flavored crackers and chips. It's just onion powder and MSG. Bleah.

[Czarcasm]

I think Chili Cheese Fritos would be a proper substitute.

[Czarcasm]

Of course, nothing could substitute for the orgasm :)

[dpr]

Nothing slythe? You obviously have never tasted Tim Tams...


Though personally I think you'd stick to the orgasms. For exercise purposes of course...

[iampunha]

Originally posted by dpr
Nothing slythe? You obviously have never tasted Tim Tams...

Is THAT what they're calling ol' one eye now . . .

Tasha, do I get an invite?

[dpr]

lol iamphunha


I'm still waiting for my invite mate. I think tasha has a long list....

[hypergirl]

Well I'm on the list, because I'm special. So guys, what's in it for mr if I put in a good word for you?

[dpr]

A virtually unlimited supply of all three things hyper. And you can take them in any order you want.

[nashiitashii]

Ok, let's see:
INvitations to that party I should be planning soon- jess, paddy, and dpr.

I should get some heineckens and invite a guy friend over to get tipsy and cure my oral fixation.

[dpr]

And how would he cure it? By working or being worked on?

Woohoo! I'll be getting an invite.

[nashiitashii]

Hey, right now I'd like to be working. I mean, it is my oral fixation, not his.

[dpr]

hmmmmmmmm