Hilary gets trashed by free verse.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

<ahem>
http://www.miamipoetryreview.com/2008/06/dead_campaign_sketch.html

Sen. Barack Obama: Look, polling in Montana shows that your campaign will essentially be handcuffed come convention time.
Sen. Hillary Clinton: Well, of course, they'll have to be handcuffed! If they aren't, they would whip the entire convention and then VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Into the White House!
Sen. Barack Obama: "VOOM"?!? Hillary, your campaign wouldn't voom if you put four million volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!
Sen. Hillary Clinton: No, no! It's pining!
Sen. Barack Obama: It's not pining! It's passed on! This campaign is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! It's metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! This is an ex-campaign.

(pause)

Sen. Hillary Clinton: Well, I'm still not giving up.

You may now resume your usual prattle.

[Giraffe]

That's dumb.

[Marley23]

Might be the last Hillary Pitting for a while, though.

[MovieMogul]

How is that "free verse" exactly? Can I get posted onto the poetry review, too, if I refurbish "Who's on First" using Bush cabinet members?

[Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]

Did someone mention this was dumb?

Yeah?

OK. Just checking. Because it's dumb.

Plus, you spelled "Hillary" incorrectly.


There's good humor out there in the real world. You should check it out sometime.

[Vinyl Turnip]

Might be the last Hillary Pitting for a while, though.
Why, is she planning to punctuate her speech this evening by putting a shotgun barrel in her mouth? Because that would be, you know, really terrible.

[Marley23]

Why, is she planning to punctuate her speech this evening by putting a shotgun barrel in her mouth? Because that would be, you know, really terrible.
Well, I just saw Harold Ickes on CNN and he said she definitely isn't going to down a bottle of Scotch before her speech tonight and won't go home and take out Bill in what he described as a "coup de grace." Make of that what you will.

Seriously, if she quits in the next two days or so, I really don't know when she gets Pitted again.

[Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]

Seriously, if she quits in the next two days or so, I really don't know when she gets Pitted again.

When she leads the COUP, fuckers! Because it's coming!

And when it does, I'm sure that ONE of you "due process/integrity of the system" whiners will manage to get to your keyboards and tap out some kind of "Pitting" before we... I mean THEY... before THEY come banging down your door and put you up against the WALL! Where you DESERVE TO BE!






oh yeah... it's comin'

[OttoDaFe]

Did someone mention this was dumb?

Yeah?

OK. Just checking. Because it's dumb.

Plus, you spelled "Hillary" incorrectly.


There's good humor out there in the real world. You should check it out sometime.No, it's silly. Silly, silly, silly.

[Vinyl Turnip]

Well, I just saw Harold Ickes on CNN and he said she definitely isn't going to down a bottle of Scotch before her speech tonight and won't go home and take out Bill in what he described as a "coup de grace." Make of that what you will.
One compliment I can offer Ms. Clinton is that she's probably the least likely person in the world to make a "final exit."

Had it been she in the bunker instead of Eva Braun, not only would she have spit out the capsule, afterward she'd have made a spirited run for German Chancellor.

[Beware of Doug]

How is that "free verse" exactly? Can I get posted onto the poetry review, too, if I refurbish "Who's on First" using Bush cabinet members?A poetry review trying to be fun and popular is a sad sight, like a cat in a funnel collar trying to eat kibble.

[elbows]

No, not silly. I've seen silly, this is not it.

Dumb is what it is. Dumb.

[drewbert]

::prattles::

[Daithi Lacha]

A poetry review trying to be fun and popular is a sad sight, like a cat in a funnel collar trying to eat kibble.
That is so sad. You just made me cry a little bit. Poor li'l poetry review.

My vote's for 'dumb.'

[jjimm]

That's about as funny as dying of syphilis.