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Olentzero
11-19-2000, 12:19 AM
Tonight my puerile instincts have been catered to.

Earlier this afternoon I came home from some errands and noticed a sign for a Rainbow Party in my high-rise. Two partners were throwing a party with an open invitation.

I mentioned it to Mrs. O, thinking that as we were without child for most of the evening we'd drop by and show some solidarity. She liked the idea but we stuck around the house waiting for the Tzeroling to come home.

After she did and we got her into bed, I got a kitchen pass to drop by the party and display some open-minded heterosexual acceptance. Which I did, and got a warm welcome. Got into a couple conversations, then things got kind of slow. At which point it was announced that "the show was in 6 minutes".

The other male at the party slipped out without my noticing and, upon asking, I was told that not the least amount of a flying fuck was given if I stayed.

Perhaps you can see where this is going; perhaps you can't. In either case let me string you along a little bit by saying that the possibility that slowly dawned on me was one that was fought every bit of the way by what remained of my rational consciousness after being treated to weed and strong drink.

But no - it was all to become true.

I was the only male present at a lesbian strip show that included lap-dancing and audience participation.

Even thinking upon it now, I am on the verge of weeping openly. The hedonistic side of me has been sated in a way I never believed happened in the world of mortals.

Yeah, I have baser appetites. I'm not ashamed to admit it. But damn, I just don't think I could have kept this to myself and Mrs. O.

Falcon
11-19-2000, 12:24 AM
Damn you, you lucky bastard.

Whammo
11-19-2000, 12:25 AM
You lucky lucky bastard!!!

Max Torque
11-19-2000, 12:27 AM
You bragging bastard!

That's all I can say, until the blood gets back to my brain....

ricepad
11-19-2000, 12:27 AM
I don't know about that lucky stuff....I mean, can you say "all dressed up and no place to go", boys and girls?

Weirddave
11-19-2000, 12:28 AM
Sorry, but I gotta echo Falc. But for a different reason, I'm sure. :D Closest I ever came was a bachelor party with 2 women and a strap on. But audience participation? Damn!!!

Danalan
11-19-2000, 12:31 AM
So, where do you live? And when's the next 'Rainbow' party!

Until then, feel free to fill in some more details. . .

Olentzero
11-19-2000, 12:33 AM
Six posts in the space of 12 minutes. That's gotta be some kind of record.

Naw, you guys got enough details to keep your imaginations stoked. I ain't shelling out more.

Silo
11-19-2000, 03:12 AM
Lotsa girls = lotsa fun. :p :D

big_yellow_kingswood
11-19-2000, 03:50 AM
And lemme guess - no one had a camera.

It's always the way. Personally, I'm looking for a little proof here... :p

GuanoLad
11-19-2000, 04:31 AM
Wowee... One day I'll get to experience something like that (I live in eternal hope...). So far the closest I've come is video-ing a photo-porn shoot. But that was only one girl.

Montfort
11-19-2000, 07:24 AM
Hi Olentzero! Sounds like you had fun last night, but I think I had more fun. (Or so Anniz says...} ;)

Greetings from Sweden.

oldscratch
11-19-2000, 07:40 AM
Sure, fine, fuck proletarian revolution and all that. Olentzero got some action, who cares. Now he can die happy. Worker's crushed under an iron heel? Well, at least he got some hot lezbo-action. He's happy.

:p

Kidding Olentzero, kidding.

iampunha
11-19-2000, 09:51 AM
:):):):):)

I haven't smiled this hard in a loooong time.

I'm sure we were all there in spirit.

Maybe that'll explain the bulge in your pants the size of a small tank.

Olentzero
11-19-2000, 09:56 AM
Montfort: My wife heartily endorses Swedes as sexual partners. We come with a guarantee of fun. When we're not moody, that is. Hope you're enjoying your stay there!

oldscratch, you got a lotta noive coming in here with that attitude after your own "what the hell happened to me?" thread a week or so ago. Least I knew what freakin' time it was when I woke up this morning ;)

As for photos... this is one of those times when you're pretty sure trying to preserve the moment for posterity would earn you a one-way ticket out the door via the Hobnail Express.

Rasa
11-19-2000, 11:28 AM
*sigh* I must be a total loser. I saw the words "Rainbow Party" and got all excited thinking it was a new incarnation of Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition... it's a sad day when you start thinking of politics before hot lezbo action.

You go, Olent! More power to you. ;)

matt_mcl
11-19-2000, 11:39 AM
What's wrong with putting sex before politics? I'm running for goddamn Parliament and I spent last Saturday having a threesome with my cute ex and his cute boyfriend instead of going on the hustings.

oldscratch
11-19-2000, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Olentzero

oldscratch, you got a lotta noive coming in here with that attitude after your own "what the hell happened to me?" thread a week or so ago. Least I knew what freakin' time it was when I woke up this morning ;)


Just a little ribbing O. I'm just saying, hedonism and all, I still won't die happy till I see that red flag over washington. Oh yeah, and till Rasa comes to SF. ;)

Rasa
11-19-2000, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by oldscratch
Oh yeah, and till Rasa comes to SF.

All together now: "AWWWW..." :D

9 MORE DAYS!!!

Jester
11-19-2000, 03:34 PM
Rasa, I'd probably be saying "Awwwwwwwwww......." but I think my appreciation for cute, sweet gestures has been completely obliterated by all this lesbian-talk.

You lucky, lucky bastard.

BlackKnight
11-19-2000, 03:45 PM
Those sorts of things happen outside of pornos?

:eek:


Olentzero, you have given me a reason to live.

Duke
11-19-2000, 04:03 PM
Hmmmm...20 left in the bank, and I gotta pay my rent bill in ten days. Lessee, where can I get some money fast? Gotta think, gotta think...

Originally posted by matt_mcl
What's wrong with putting sex before politics? I'm running for goddamn Parliament and I spent last Saturday having a threesome with my cute ex and his cute boyfriend instead of going on the hustings.

"Hello, is this the Globe and Mail press office?" :D:D:D:D:D

Only kidding, matt_mcl!

Olentzero: You're happily married and through sheer luck you find yourself plied with dope and booze and surrounded by naked women. Yours truly, on the other hand, is unhappily married, is looking at at least the next seven months without sex, and last saw a naked woman in the fashion section of The Independent three weeks ago. Further proof, if it was actually needed, that Life Ain't Fair.

lurkernomore
11-20-2000, 07:46 AM
hmm...

Olent goes to lesbo strip show with audience participation. Only guy there. Says he can now die happy. Braggart.

:: shoots Olent::

Happy?


(we need a jealousy smiley)

JimmyNipples
11-20-2000, 07:55 AM
Olentzero.......could you post that again...but this time type real s l o w.




You lucky bastard.

RTFirefly
11-20-2000, 09:58 AM
Hot damn.

Olentzero, you're gonna have to call me up the next time they throw a party. I'll drive over and join you in showing solidarity. Yeah, that's it - solidarity. :p