The Phelps make it official: God Hates The World

[Annie-Xmas]

The new website (www.godhatestheworld.com)

When they put up the obligatory "George Carlin in Hell" page I'm going to be laughing my ass off. Well, no shit Sherlock.

[tdn]

Oh goodie. The explanation of why God hates Tonga is "coming soon." Think we'll get it within the next week or so?

[Marley23]

"For God so hated the world that He inflicted Fred Phelps on it."

Theist, atheist or other, I think you have to admit this is a pretty compelling argument.

[Autolycus]

Damn, for all its illogical hatred, I have to admit that is one nice-looking website.

[Savannah]

I'm so relieved to know that God hates Canada, too.

[Larry Borgia]

Oh goodie. The explanation of why God hates Tonga is "coming soon." Think we'll get it within the next week or so?
I'll bet it has something to do with Fags!

[Sunspace]

I'll bet it has something to do with Fags!Nah. He just can't stand the flag.

[Fuji]

Hey! Ireland made the big-time! Woo hoo!

[jk1245]

Phred is simply a real, live version of an internet troll. Anything to get a response from people.

And I agree, that is a nice website. Wonder who built it for them?

[MeanJoe]

Hey! Ireland made the big-time! Woo hoo!

The "Thank God for potato famines" graphic cracks me up... That Phelp's clan must have a team of God-approved comedy writers. :D

[E-Sabbath]

God hates the children.
God hates the ones who make the world a better place, so let's start giving.

[Sampiro]

I have a dream... that the multimillion dollar verdict will be upheld against the clan, the WBC sanctuary will be seized, and even though it's in a residential neighborhood Topeka will nonetheless allow it to be zoned as a gay nightclub, OR if Kansas every legalizes same sex marriage it'll be the nation's most sought after gay wedding chapel. (Not sure where the lawsuit stands at the moment- last news was from May and it had to do with the daughters not posting bonds (http://www.cjonline.com/stories/050608/bre_phelps.shtml) as ordered during the appeals process.)

[silenus]

Ireland is notorious for being huge supporters of the evil monstrosity that is the Catholic "church." You can't get much more demonic than supporting an institution that damns souls to Hell on a daily basis.

Someone call Alanis Morrisette.

[Revtim]

Here's a challenge: how would make a spoof of Phelps? He's already ridiculous beyond exaggeration, and going the other way, showing some tolerance, wouldn't work either. Is he spoof-proof?

[Snarky_Kong]

Here's a challenge: how would make a spoof of Phelps? He's already ridiculous beyond exaggeration, and going the other way, showing some tolerance, wouldn't work either. Is he spoof-proof?

No, you'd have to have the most flaming queen ever protest people for not being fabulous enough. God hates brown shoes with black pants.

[Thudlow Boink]

What, so Phelps is ripping off Conan O'Brien (http://conan.kary.ca/) now?

[Marley23]

Here's a challenge: how would make a spoof of Phelps? He's already ridiculous beyond exaggeration, and going the other way, showing some tolerance, wouldn't work either. Is he spoof-proof?
My first impulse is that you could spoof him as sad, gay-on-the-inside type, or an overgrown child who only says things for attention buy whose idiotic family takes as gospel. The first one has become trite in recent years, I admit.

[Guinastasia]

The "Thank God for potato famines" graphic cracks me up... That Phelp's clan must have a team of God-approved comedy writers. :D

Hey-isn't "Phelps" an Irish name?

[Fuji]

And I agree, that is a nice website. Wonder who built it for them?

5 bucks says it was some heathen Commie fag. With a beard.

[Baldwin]

The Phelps clan (and I'd bet a million bucks there's incest in there) was featured in a documentary I watched last night (about gay bars in small towns in Mississippi). You'd think it'd be entertaining to see such an intense concentration of insanity in a small group, but it's just depressing.

[yojimbo]

Yay,Ireland has its own site. It has a special mention to my favourite Irish politician, Senator David Norris, a man who I would love to see as our President. A Joycean scholar with a true joie de vivre and a real classy queen. He'd be such a great representative of the modern Ireland.

[yojimbo]

And I agree, that is a nice website. Wonder who built it for them?The great BBC docu host Louis Theroux did a show a while ago when he spent 3 weeks with the cunts. Here's a preview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT_WHiHaXdw). During that show IIRC he talked to a web developer who just joined the church.

ETA: if you look at the right hand panel on that youtube page you'll see a link to the whole show on googlevideo. Well worth the time.

[Faruiza]

Just picked a country at random and took a look at Sweden. There are pictures of the royal family there, and the text to accompany it parses like it was written by a 12 year old boy.
They look gay and slutty. They must be if they LOOK like it!
Pfft.

[Der Trihs]

Here's a challenge: how would make a spoof of Phelps? He's already ridiculous beyond exaggeration, and going the other way, showing some tolerance, wouldn't work either. Is he spoof-proof?Nah. Picture him as the leader of a powerful theocracy, making his usual rants about this or that country or person or location being evil. Each time he does that, he pushes a button, and the camera shifts to the scene he was ranting about, which promptly blows up. Think Monty Python's How Not To Be Seen skit. He keeps ranting and button pushing, the explosions keep getting bigger and bigger, from people to houses to mushroom clouds, until finally he blows up the whole planet Death Star style.

[pravnik]

How strange that Fred Phelps and Slayer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Hates_Us_All) are finally in agreement.

[drm]

He is certifiably insane. I don't have much for to say other than that.

This is only mildly more coherent than Time Cube.

[NinjaChick]

Ten points to the website for looking pretty damn slick. Negative ten thousand points for being full of batshit crazy.

The thing is, this isn't some new evolution in the WBC's viewpoint - they've always thought this. I remember reading a feature in the local alt-weekly a few years ago where, in anticipation of a Phelps visit to our town*, a reporter went and hung out with the Phelps clan. The conclusion, if I recall correctly, was basically "They truly believe the primarily old testament passages about God being a vengeful, wrathful, angry dude you do not want to piss off." In their beliefs, god really does hate everyone, and your best bet at not getting an eternal smackdown is to pray fervently, try to spread the word, and most likely be related to Fred Phelps.

It's quite a shame that such a pretty website is being wasted on such crazy hatred.

*My town has one of the greatest concentrations of same-sex households and, in general, is a very GLBT-friendly town. There was a wholly uncharacteristic and entirely shocking beating in a parking lot one night, and a group organized a candlelight vigil in honor of the man (who nearly died). The Phelps announced they planned on showing up, but I'm not sure that the even did.

[Baker]

I live in Topeka, and have all my life. I was born just a few months before Fred slunk into town in 1955. He's been a whack job as long as I can remember, the picketing only started in 1992. Back when Fred lost his law licenses he made his kids sell candy to "support the church". They couldn't come home until they'd sold a certain amount. But the candy suppliers cut him off because he wouldn't pay for the stuff.

I really need to drive by their compound and see if they've changed the banner on the side of the church. It usually reads " GodHatesAmerica.com". And there's a flag pole with the American and Canadian flags. Canadian above the American, and both flying upside down.

[Sampiro]

The Phelps clan (and I'd bet a million bucks there's incest in there)

It's rumored (i.e. not proven, only malicious gossip- but with the Phelps clan it wouldn't surprise me) that Phred or one of his sons is the father of Shirley Phelps Roper's oldest son, who was born out of wedlock when she was a teenager. (She's since married and gives birth twice a year or so for a total of about 62 so far.)

The saddest thing on the Lewis Theroux documentary was the grandchildren. He asked if they had boyfriends and they giggled and asked "Who'd date us? We're Phelpses!" They're resigned to their fate (and to the family ideology of course).

Everytime one of the daughters (usually Shirley) is interviewed it becomes a "You people are scum!" "No you're the scum!" "No you are!" "God hates you!" "He hates you more!" screaming match. I've often wondered how she'd react if somebody instead said, softly but sincerely, "Do you realize that your life can still be redeemed? Is this really what you want for yourself and for your children?" While I somehow doubt it would result in her sobbing and saying "You're right..." I think it would make for an interesting if very brief spit-take on her part.

[Apollyon]

Are we all looking at the same web-site?!

The front page isn't bad -- although breaks if javascript is off and uses Flash exclusively* (thus proving Fred to be evil... as if any further confirmation was needed). Clicking through the US and China pages are ok, but the others appear to have been "designed" (and I use the term liberally) by an award winner from Web Pages That Suck (http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/) -- the Ireland page (http://www.godhatesireland.com/) is practically a textbook example of how not to build a web page.

*compare with the Spread Firefox (http://www.spreadfirefox.com/en-US/worldrecord/) (world record page), which features a similar zoomable world map, but which if javascript is off presents the same data in tabular text form.

[Baldwin]

It's rumored (i.e. not proven, only malicious gossip- but with the Phelps clan it wouldn't surprise me) that Phred or one of his sons is the father of Shirley Phelps Roper's oldest son, who was born out of wedlock when she was a teenager. (She's since married and gives birth twice a year or so for a total of about 62 so far.)We all love your charming tendency to hyperbolic numbers. But would you have the real figures handy?

[Baldwin]

The great BBC docu host Louis Theroux did a show a while ago when he spent 3 weeks with the cunts. Here's a preview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT_WHiHaXdw). During that show IIRC he talked to a web developer who just joined the church.

ETA: if you look at the right hand panel on that youtube page you'll see a link to the whole show on googlevideo. Well worth the time.
Wow; I'm watching that now, and the figure I find most interesting is the guy who, unlike most of the church, is not a blood relative. He apparently came as a documentary filmmaker years ago, with mainstream (non-crazy) tolerant views, and somehow was transformed into a full-blown Phelps whacko. How the hell did that happen?

[yojimbo]

Oh and this David Norris was the first sodomite to be elected to the Irish Senate, the Seanad Éireann. He is known as a prominent member of the Church of Ireland. That is very believeable considering how much the Catholic "church" caters to humanistic lusts and pedophile priests. Is very badly researched(no shit I hear you all say). The Catholic Church in Ireland is called the Church or The Catholic Church. The Church of Ireland is protestant.

[pravnik]

Oh and this Is very badly researched(no shit I hear you all say). The Catholic Church in Ireland is called the Church or The Catholic Church. The Church of Ireland is protestant.You should write them so they can print a retraction.

[Sampiro]

We all love your charming tendency to hyperbolic numbers. But would you have the real figures handy?

She's borne at least 12, of whom one is dead (died at or soon after birth) and one (second oldest and the first born after her marriage) left the cult and was disowned. Of the living, 8 are male and 3 are not. (Of course the statement that she had a baby who died came from her on some talk show and the family's not above lying, so who knows; they also claim that their kids had to run from gays intent on molesting them whenever they played in the park, though strangely no other family seemed to have this problem.)

[Antinor01]

We all love your charming tendency to hyperbolic numbers. But would you have the real figures handy?

According to Wikipedia, she has 11 children.

[Baldwin]

She's borne at least 12, of whom one is dead (died at or soon after birth) and one (second oldest and the first born after her marriage) left the cult and was disowned. Of the living, 8 are male and 3 are not.Wow; thanks. I should have looked that up myself. Just couldn't resist teasing you a little.

Lots of groups have crazy beliefs; but I've never seen people so clearly happy to be hated. When they picket a soldier's funeral and get yelled at by people, they seem so much in their element and so satisfied and smug.

[Apollyon]

...I've never seen people so clearly happy to be hated. When they picket a soldier's funeral and get yelled at by people, they seem so much in their element and so satisfied and smug.Which suggest (to me at least) how Fred could be "spoofed" after a fashion: treat them as a comedy act. Paste flyers advertising that the Phelps Comedy Troupe will be performing at (some date & location they plan to picket). State that all donations will go to (some GBLT charity). Have some extra ringers stand with their picket holding "God Hates Shrimp (http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/)" placards or ones denouncing poly-cotton, or planting two crops in the same field. Turn up as laugh as an audience, have people take up a donation. Interview Fred; ask him how he feels about the money that got raised from today's act and thank him for supporting the charity.

Realistically i doubt anyone could keep up such a spoofing act in the face of the tireless devotion to hate the clan seem to have... but it's a nice idea.

[Baldwin]

Which suggest (to me at least) how Fred could be "spoofed" after a fashion: treat them as a comedy act. Paste flyers advertising that the Phelps Comedy Troupe will be performing at (some date & location they plan to picket). State that all donations will go to (some GBLT charity). Have some extra ringers stand with their picket holding "God Hates Shrimp (http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/)" placards or ones denouncing poly-cotton, or planting two crops in the same field. Turn up as laugh as an audience, have people take up a donation. Interview Fred; ask him how he feels about the money that got raised from today's act and thank him for supporting the charity.

Realistically i doubt anyone could keep up such a spoofing act in the face of the tireless devotion to hate the clan seem to have... but it's a nice idea.I've heard one of the clan say that the Levitical admonitions against things like shellfish and weaving different fibers together are just ceremonial, and not important like the fag stuff. (Why they're obsessed with homosexuality instead of garden-variety heterosexual adultery is another question.)

Boy, old Gramps is an asshole. Being insane is one thing, but he's just an inconsiderate prick as well.

ETA: What I find creepiest is that (most of the time, anyway), the clan sound like normal people if you just listen to the tone of their voices. If you can ignore the content of what they're saying for a moment, they sound like lucid people; they're not speaking in tongues or having fits; they normally don't speak with a cadence I'd associate with fanaticism.

[aruvqan]

I have a dream... that the multimillion dollar verdict will be upheld against the clan, the WBC sanctuary will be seized, and even though it's in a residential neighborhood Topeka will nonetheless allow it to be zoned as a gay nightclub, OR if Kansas every legalizes same sex marriage it'll be the nation's most sought after gay wedding chapel. (Not sure where the lawsuit stands at the moment- last news was from May and it had to do with the daughters not posting bonds (http://www.cjonline.com/stories/050608/bre_phelps.shtml) as ordered during the appeals process.)
Maybe not a gay night club, but how about a halfway house for GBL kids thrown out of their houses by fundie parents and pregnant teens also thrown out of their homes by fundie parents :D

[aruvqan]

The Phelps clan (and I'd bet a million bucks there's incest in there) was featured in a documentary I watched last night (about gay bars in small towns in Mississippi). You'd think it'd be entertaining to see such an intense concentration of insanity in a small group, but it's just depressing.
I think I instant watched that on netflix ... if it is all it made me want to do was win a lottery and start a chain of cute little gay bars across the worse areas of the south ...

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

How strange that Fred Phelps and Slayer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Hates_Us_All) are finally in agreement.
HEY!
My cousin played drums on that album. & I resent the slander implicit!

[Guinastasia]

I live in Topeka, and have all my life. I was born just a few months before Fred slunk into town in 1955. He's been a whack job as long as I can remember, the picketing only started in 1992. Back when Fred lost his law licenses he made his kids sell candy to "support the church". They couldn't come home until they'd sold a certain amount. But the candy suppliers cut him off because he wouldn't pay for the stuff.

I really need to drive by their compound and see if they've changed the banner on the side of the church. It usually reads " GodHatesAmerica.com". And there's a flag pole with the American and Canadian flags. Canadian above the American, and both flying upside down.


I remember you mentioning going to school with his kids.

I also remember this site (http://blank.org/addict/). After reading this, I have nothing but pity for those kids-they didn't have a chance in the world.

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

Hey-isn't "Phelps" an Irish name?
Hey, even Hitler was Jewish!

[Two and a Half Inches of Fun]

I do not even believe in God, but I am pretty sure he hates North Korea. What more can Kim Jong-il do to make the list?

[KGS]

...the Ireland page (http://www.godhatesireland.com/) is practically a textbook example of how not to build a web page.
But...it's got GAY LEPRECHAUNS!! That's gotta count for something!

[Argent Towers]

I think Phelps is a Welsh name.

[Nanoda]

Hey! Ireland made the big-time! Woo hoo!WTF! Sweden and Ireland get pictures and loads of pages, China has video for crying out loud, and all Canada gets is a lousy 1/2 a page of whiny drek with Alberta spelt "Albert"?

I get the feeling God isn't even ticked off at Canada.

[Stranger On A Train]

"For God so hated the world that He inflicted Fred Phelps on it."

Theist, atheist or other, I think you have to admit this is a pretty compelling argument.And I thought that the Ten Plagues of Egypt were bad! God really has it in for us, I guess.

Stranger

[Argent Towers]

But...it's got GAY LEPRECHAUNS!! That's gotta count for something!

Not just any leprechauns either - the Fighting Irish leprechaun preparing to sodomize the Lucky Charms one.

[Antinor01]

I know this gets asked about pictures all the time, but doesn't the one on this page (http://www.godhatesmexico.com/) look photoshopped? (about halfway down on the left, the kid holding the sign)

[Ducktail]

I know this gets asked about pictures all the time, but doesn't the one on this page (http://www.godhatesmexico.com/) look photoshopped? (about halfway down on the left, the kid holding the sign)

Yeah, they didn't even bother to make the angle of the kid match up with that of the street scene behind him.

[Rael]

I can't stand these fuckers. While I have to defend their right to say what they want as a matter of principle, I don't care if behind the scenes someone takes the opportunity to beat the living shit out of them next time they pull some stunt like picketing a funeral.

[Dunderman]

Come on, this must be a spoof. A world map and they have pages on six countries? Every single one of the others are "coming soon"?

[E-Sabbath]

I was expecting more on Canada. After all, they got stopped from protesting there.

[MrDibble]

Come on, this must be a spoof. A world map and they have pages on six countries? Every single one of the others are "coming soon"?
I think they started with the ones they already had "Gad hates..." websites for.

[Dunderman]

I think they started with the ones they already had "Gad hates..." websites for.Of course. Still, 180+ pages are "coming soon"? That doesn't seem spoofish to you?

[Jragon]

If I didn't know any better I'd say that Jack Chick and Westboro were both political strawmans, i.e. the kind of imitations the people on the other side IMAGINE radicals are like. Every day I'm waiting for the breaking story of them admitting it, but no, I still like to imagine it though.

Anyway guys, be careful, God makes people able to do things, terrible things. I mean Elijah and Elisha were like the original super powered tag team duo, I swear those guys could kill Superman by blinking (they could also call down tactical divine bear strikes on annoying kids!). Who knows what the great powers of the Phelps' encompass?

[Annie-Xmas]

Just picked a country at random and took a look at Sweden. There are pictures of the royal family there, and the text to accompany it parses like it was written by a 12 year old boy.
They look gay and slutty. They must be if they LOOK like it!
Pfft.

Hey, it takes one to know one!

[Canadjun]

I'm so relieved to know that God hates Canada, too.
If God hates us so much, why is our website (http://www.godhatescanada.com/) never updated? We even legalized gay marriage nation wide and they still wouldn't give us a spiffy one! :D

[runner pat]

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[fluiddruid]

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[Baldwin]

Have they gotten to Antarctica yet? (You know how those penguins are.)

[Antinor01]

Have they gotten to Antarctica yet? (You know how those penguins are.)

Bunch of fags (http://books.google.com/books?id=ls49GMfqtzMC). They're all gonna burn in hell and you're a fag enabler for even MENTIONING Antarctica. And I will too for reading your post. God hates pit threads.

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Sorry. I just meant to post the info since there was some question as to if this was a spoof site. Won't happen again.

[Dunderman]

Sorry. I just meant to post the info since there was some question as to if this was a spoof site. Won't happen again.I didn't mean that the site wasn't from Phelps, I just started suspecting that Phelps wasn't serious. No hope for that, I guess.

[kaylasdad99]

Anyway guys, be careful, God makes people able to do things, terrible things. I mean Elijah and Elisha were like the original super powered tag team duo, I swear those guys could kill Superman by blinking (they could also call down tactical divine bear strikes on annoying kids!). Who knows what the great powers of the Phelps' encompass?BAND NAME!

[Kat]

Have they gotten to Antarctica yet? (You know how those penguins are.)
Well, yeah, penguin lust and all that...

[MEBuckner]

I wonder if godhatesgod.com has been taken yet?

God hates fags.
But there are fags.
God, being the creator of all things, as well as all-powerful, is responsible for having made fags, or at the very least for the continued existence of fags.
God is therefore dreadfully provoked. With every minute, His righteous wrath against Himself grows stronger and stronger. God is like a loathsome spider, dangling Himself (by his own bootstraps) over the fiery Pit of Hell. Unless God truly and sincerely repents of His fag-enabling ways, God will smite Himself!

God hates Himself. Q.E.D.

[Shawn1767]

If God hates "fags" and is all powerful, why does he have worse aim than Khan Noonien Singh?

[pravnik]

HEY!
My cousin played drums on that album. & I resent the slander implicit!Paul Bostaph is your cousin? Seriously?

[Lobsang]

Yippee!!


God doesn't hate the Isle of Man (yet. There are a large number of 'fags' here)

[Vlad/Igor]

Ahem. Things you smoke, pick up off the lawn or eat don't count. Yet.

A fag by any other name is still a fag.

[Baldwin]

I wonder if godhatesgod.com has been taken yet?

God hates fags.
But there are fags.
God, being the creator of all things, as well as all-powerful, is responsible for having made fags, or at the very least for the continued existence of fags.
God is therefore dreadfully provoked. With every minute, His righteous wrath against Himself grows stronger and stronger. God is like a loathsome spider, dangling Himself (by his own bootstraps) over the fiery Pit of Hell. Unless God truly and sincerely repents of His fag-enabling ways, God will smite Himself!

God hates Himself. Q.E.D.Not bad, but after listening to the Phelps units for half an hour, I think it might be impossible to out-crazy them on the religion stuff. They believe that God is the source of all evil, for his own purposes. They talk constantly about fearing God, and rejoicing every time he kills somebody, because they're commanded to.

For me, the saddest part of that BBC documentary was the 21-year-old girl who occasionally sounded like there might be a sane person in there, wanting to come out.

[Antinor01]

For me, the saddest part of that BBC documentary was the 21-year-old girl who occasionally sounded like there might be a sane person in there, wanting to come out.

I watched some clips of the Tyra talk show when she had Shirley and her 19 and 20 year old daughters on. Tyra managed to get the daughters to talk about something that was not religion for a few seconds. The girls became so genuine and happy talking about other things they like. It was like they became different people for that brief moment.

[Baker]

I went to our mid-week Farmer's Market here in Topeka, and They Who Must Not Be Named were across the street from the Capitol, on 10th, singing to us!

Fag vegetables!

At least they let my church alone last Sunday. They'd neglected us for quite a while, then showed up for about three weeks. Now they're gone again.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Paul Bostaph is your cousin? Seriously?Yes.

So is Dr Samuel Bostaph, albeit a more distant cousin.

[Ludovic]

godhatesgod
Speaking of band names....

[Annie-Xmas]

When they put up the obligatory "George Carlin in Hell" page I'm going to be laughing my ass off. Well, no shit Sherlock.

They are so fucking (http://www.signmovies.net/videos/news/2008/20080624georgecarlininhell.html) predictable.

[Revtim]

They are so fucking (http://www.signmovies.net/videos/news/2008/20080624georgecarlininhell.html) predictable.Anyone able to get that embedded video to play?

[Jragon]

The Phelps are obviously using a COMPUTER, enabled by computer science! Do you know who is the father of modern computer science? Alan Turing! A homosexual (er... fag, sorry I'm new at this)! By using a computer they are furthering this fag profession and are fag enablers! Therefore GOD HATES THE PHELPS!

Quod
Erat
Fucking
Demonstrandum
Trust me, I have no idea how I came to that leap of (non)-logic, does that make me as crazy as the Phelps are?

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

The Phelps are obviously using a COMPUTER, enabled by computer science! Do you know who is the father of modern computer science? Alan Turing! A homosexual (er... fag, sorry I'm new at this)! By using a computer they are furthering this fag profession and are fag enablers! Therefore GOD HATES THE PHELPS!

Quod
Erat
Fucking
Demonstrandum
Trust me, I have no idea how I came to that leap of (non)-logic, does that make me as crazy as the Phelps are?Email them, & share this tidbit.

[Baldwin]

They love that phrase "split Hell wide open". I've heard Phelps units use that in reference to Lady Diana, dead U.S. soldiers, and now George Carlin.

You'd think Crazytown would at least be funny, but it's really not. What wretched excuses for sentient beings.

[Revtim]

It's about time they did something better than posting a pdf of a crookedly scanned flyer.

[Lightnin']

Phelps Phamily to protest George Carlin's funeral (http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/2008/06/haters-plan-to.html), but George Carlin gets the last laugh (http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/home.html).

"I wish no public service of any kind."