Who would be on your "laminated list?"

[SSG Schwartz]

Remember the Friends episode, "The One with Frank Jr." where Ross has a list of celebs that he wants the ability to have guilt free sex with even if he was in a relationship? What would your 5 be?

1). Jennifer Aniston--Og, I have had a fantasy about her for over a decade. If I met her, I could not be responsible for my actions.

2). Helen Hunt--Started looking at her in Mad About You, then when I saw whatever movie she did a sex scene in, I went over the top for her.

3). Hi, Opal--How you doin'?

4). Eva Mendez--Training Day is the best work of cinematography I have ever seen thanks to her scene near the end.

5). Jessica Simpson--She's hot, blonde, and dumb. What a great combination.

Anyone else got a list?

SSG Schwartz

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

Female here.

1 Alex Rodriguez (http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/alex-rodriguez/pictures/alex-rodriguez-picture-1.jpg)

2 David Beckham (http://www.sitv.com/blogs/whatshot/wp-content/uploads/david-beckham.jpg)

3 Jason Lewis (http://www.poppublicist.com/images/2008/04/17/jason_lewis.jpg)

4 Leonardo DiCaprio (http://www.morethings.com/pictures/pretty-boy-leonardo-dicaprio.jpg)

5 Robbie Williams (http://picturesofhotties.info/d/336-2/robbie1-758015.jpeg)

[Kid_A]

1) Alyson Hannigan (I can't believe she's 34. Also, to quote The Onion "FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It’s Alyson Hannigan".)

2) Jenna Fischer (Damn...1974 was a good year.)

3) Scarlett Johansson (Ever since Ghost World, I've had a crush on her.)

4) Natalie Portman (Beauty and brains...what a combo.)

5) Alexis Bledel (Sin City...goddamn)


Bonus (if I had a time machine): Tara Reid circa 1998-2000.

[WarmNPrickly]

Well first on my list would be the most attractive woman I've ever known.

1) My wife

Of course beauty isn't all there is, I would have to consider intelligence as well so..

2) My wife

Also, being the most kind person I know I'd have to give #3 to..

3) My wife

To fill out the rest of my list I would have to say..

4) My wife
5) My wife

And that is really how it would have to go.

1) Winnona Ryder 2)Selma Hayek 3) Ziyi Zhang 4)Jennifer Love Hewitt, Natalie Portman sandwich 5)Billie Piper

[bouv]

Only five? Damn...alright, here we go:

1) Anne Hathaway. My God, the woman is gorgeous, and only a day older than me! We'll have so much to talk about!

2) Jennifer Connolly. Damn, have you seen the curves on this woman?

3) Jessica Alba. It's a crime against humanity that she played a stripper in a movie and didn't actually strip, but I figure she's just saving it up to give me a private showing.

4) Megan Fox. If you saw Transformers, you know why.

5) I'm torn between Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly...I guess I'll go with Natalie because she seems to have better acting chops.

[Argent Towers]

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Sarah Silverman

3. Margaret Cho

(Don't think either of those two are funny, but I'd fuck them.)

4. Harriet Wheeler (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Wheeler) from The Sundays.

5. Kirsten Dunst (people often say she's ugly, but I obviously don't agree.)

[Surly Chick]

1. Viggo Mortensen
2. Sean Bean
3. Gerard Butler
4. Daniel Craig
5. David Beckham

Or any combination thereof.

[PunditLisa]

1. Matthew Fox
2. Pat Rafter (who looks a lot like #1, IMO)
3. Marat Safin
4. Steve Perry
5. Bjorn Borg

[Guinastasia]

In no particular order:
-Ewan McGregor
-Viggo Mortensen
-Christian Bale
-Liam Neeson
-Keith Olbermann

[Attack from the 3rd dimension]

5 Robbie Williams (http://picturesofhotties.info/d/336-2/robbie1-758015.jpeg)

Whoa. I read that as Robin Williams.

Sings: " one of these things is not like the others"

[twickster]

No numbering, because I'm not sure how they'd rank, but:

George Clooney
Daniel Craig
Ewan McGregor
David Byrne
Sean Bean

[Hockey Monkey]

Charlie Sheen

Rod Brind'Amour (http://www.hhof.com/html/exSCJ06_07.shtml) Scroll down to the second picture on the page. Yowza!

Matthew Broderick

Matt Damon

Johnny Depp

Angelina Jolie has to get a mention on here too.

[eleanorigby]

1. Viggo Mortensen: the ultimate Renaissance man
2. Kevin Spacey: good looks and intelligence
3. Hugh Laurie: all he'd have to do is spout Houseisms at me
4. Jon Stewart: yummmmm.
5. Colin Firth: he could rip my bodice anytime...

[Sage Rat]

Anne Hathaway
Jennifer Connelly
Mary McDonnell (if she was 30 years younger)
Anne Bancroft (if she was alive and 50 years younger)
Hedy Lamarr (if she was alive and 70 years younger)

I'm rather picky about who I'm going to be getting intimate with. The above all seem like people who aren't just any other bubblehead going by their acting skill.

[Kalhoun]

Well first on my list would be the most attractive woman I've ever known.

1) My wife

Of course beauty isn't all there is, I would have to consider intelligence as well so..

2) My wife

Also, being the most kind person I know I'd have to give #3 to..

3) My wife

To fill out the rest of my list I would have to say..

4) My wife
5) My wife

And that is really how it would have to go.

Someone's got a cruuuuuuuush....someone's got a cruuuuuush.

[Autolycus]

Reon Kadena
Jessica Alba
Ziyi Zhang
Natalie Portman
Laetitia Casta

[pbbth]

Ryan Reynolds
Blair Underwood
Alton Brown
Daniel Radcliffe
Glenn Quinn (If he were still alive)

[DigitalC]

Scarlet Johansson

Jessica Alba

Carla Gugino

Catherine Zeta Jones

Shannon Tweed

[BrotherCadfael]

OK, just to make it interesting... from here on out, each list has to have at least one member of the other sex than the rest (a la Hockey Monkey's entry).

[Autolycus]

Sean Connery.

[Surly Chick]

Angeline Jolie.

But I'm not bumping any of my men off for her.

[Hockey Monkey]

Angeline Jolie.

But I'm not bumping any of my men off for her.

Notice I didn't either. ;)

[fisha]

No particular order

Harrison Ford, about 20 years ago.

George Clooney

Mel Gibson

Vinnie Jones

Actually I take Vinnie back, I'll go with Viggo Mortensen instead. I'd love to hang around Vinnie, but not sure I'd want to fuck him.

As for a woman, I'd go with Catherine Zeta Jones. Interestingly enough, that would probably be on my husband's top 5 picks. I wonder what that implies?

[Mrs. Cake]

Do I have to laminate it? It changes often enough I'd rather have it on a dry-erase board.

For now I'll list the frequent flyers only and leave the momentary whims off:

Ciaran Hinds
Brendan Fraser
Laurence Fishburne
Chow-Yun Fat
Torn between Rachel Weisz and Salma Hayek. And there is the bonus of both being on my husband's list as well, so no need for anyone to have to get lost.

[Elysium]

Me too! Mine are:

1. Cillian Murphy (http://www.atoww.com/wallpapers/2007/sunshine/awp_2_800.jpg) - those eyes!
2. Christian Bale (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/christianbale/christian_bale_5.jpg)- he's also on my husband's list, so we'd have to share
3. Leo DiCaprio (http://www.puremovies.co.uk/LeonardoDiCaprio.jpg) he had gotten so much better as he aged. Sigh.
4.Catherine Zeta Jones (http://fotos.portalcab.com/albums/mulheres-lindas/portalcab_foto_catherine-zeta-jones.jpg)
5.Monical Bellucci (http://eyes1.busythumbs.com/users/a/ahemes/eyes1/images/11123931960Monica_Bellucci027.jpg)

[eleanorigby]

Hmmm... I have to add a woman to the list. No one immediately springs to mind.

I have to go with Ellen Degeneres. Looks aren't the only thing in bed.

[Bear_Nenno]

Anyone who would think I'd have a "list" obviously hasn't met my wife.

[Wallflower]

FTR, I composed this list before I saw BrotherCadfael's post.

Camryn Manheim (http://www.celevs.com/c/camryn-manheim/camryn-manheim1.jpg)
Jensen Ackles (http://images.funadvice.com/photo/image/old/25908/JensenAckles49.jpg)
Amber Benson (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH-E/253698~Amber-Benson-Posters.jpg)
Sendhil Ramamurthy (http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/heroes-ramamurthy128.jpg)
Amy Lee (http://www.go4celebrity.com/wallpapers/Amy-Lee/thumb/go4-Amy-Lee-009.jpg)

ETA: My list is like Mrs. Cake's, can't laminate it because the list changes weekly. Although, Camryn is always on it.

[bouv]

Alright, if I've got to add a guy, I'll go with Clive Owen. Loved him in Sin City and Children of Men.

[Rascal's Mom]

Me too! Mine are:

1. Cillian Murphy (http://www.atoww.com/wallpapers/2007/sunshine/awp_2_800.jpg) - those eyes!
2. Christian Bale (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/christianbale/christian_bale_5.jpg)- he's also on my husband's list, so we'd have to share
3. Leo DiCaprio (http://www.puremovies.co.uk/LeonardoDiCaprio.jpg) he had gotten so much better as he aged. Sigh.
4.Catherine Zeta Jones (http://fotos.portalcab.com/albums/mulheres-lindas/portalcab_foto_catherine-zeta-jones.jpg)
5.Monical Bellucci (http://eyes1.busythumbs.com/users/a/ahemes/eyes1/images/11123931960Monica_Bellucci027.jpg)

Oh, WHY have I never seen Christian Bale in anything?! OMG

[Justin Credible]

I also could never laminate my list, as it changes quite frequently. But if I had to make a list right now:

1. Raquel Alessi (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1892454912/nm0018161) - Those lips...those eyes...
2. Famke Janssen (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3074988288/nm0000463) - with or without the Phoenix hair
3. Blake Lively (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2107153152/nm0515116)
4 and 5. Lena Heady and Piper Perabo (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1596430336/nm0372176) - preferably together

And, since I have to pick a dude - Bryan Adams. He is a handsome fellow.

[Orual]

Oh, WHY have I never seen Christian Bale in anything?! OMG

Dude, he's Batman!

My current list:

1) Johnny Depp (http://www.hyenaproductions.com/images/johnnydepp3.jpg)

2) Jared Padalecki (http://www.movie-moron.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jaredpad041.jpg)

3) Eliza Dushku (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2017/elizaimdbit7gc1ub5.jpg)

4) Robert Downey, Jr. (http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/ironmanforge.jpg)

5) Christian Bale

I occasionally switch out Angelina Jolie or Claudia Black (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a189/raven19133/OfficerAerynSun11.jpg) for the girl-spot.

[SSG Schwartz]

Do I have to laminate it? It changes often enough I'd rather have it on a dry-erase board...




FTR, yes, it does have to be laminated. Moment to moment crushes should not get credit here.

I don't think it appropriate for me to pick a guy for my list and will not do so.

OTOH, Tim McGraw (http://www.mustcruise.com/TimMcGrawCountryCruiseGetaway.htm) Please don't ask for details.

SSG Schwartz

[JpnDude]

In alphabetical order:

Monica Bellucci
Maggie Cheung
Aishwarya Rai
Anjali Rao (journalist)
Aya Sugimoto (actress)

[Kayeby]

Johnny Depp
Clive Owen
Daniel Craig
Vin Diesel
George Clooney

[Dr. Love]

Alexis Bledel (I wonder if she is so striking when the rest of the world is in color too?)
Christina Ricci
Jessica Alba
Sasha Cohen
Hmm... I might think of someone better later, but for now I'll tentatively add Olga Kay (maybe not her real name? Youtube celebrities count, righ?)

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

Whoa. I read that as Robin Williams.

Sings: " one of these things is not like the others"

That made me laugh. For that, I would need to have a hairy-fetish of some sort.

[Survey1215]

1. Salma Hayek
2. Natalie Portman
3. Christy Canyon
4. Jennifer Connolly
4a. The smoking hot new grad assistant who just started working downstairs last week.
5. Monica Bellucci and Carrie-Anne Moss in a Trinity-Survey-Persephone threeway that would cause the Matrix to turn into the Blue Screen of Death.

[ivylass]

I don't think I have five.

1) Alton Brown. (Yes, from Good Eats. Shut up.)
2) Sean Connery (but first he has to read out of the "R" section of the phone book.)
3) Chris Noth is rather yummy
4) Patrick Swayze

[trustno_1]

1) Matthew Perry
2) David Duchovny
3) Johnny Depp
4) Robert Downey Jr
5) David Arquette

6) Gillian Anderson

All at the same time - dont bother trying to call me for a year! *growl*

[Chronos]

1: Jewel Staite (http://iz4u.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Kaylee21.jpg). I still don't understand how it's possible for someone with a normal-sized face to nonetheless have a meter-wide smile, but she does.
2: Keira Knightly (not linking a picture, because still photos don't seem to ever do her justice... But when she moves...!)
3: Kirsten Dunst (http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/49/Kirsten-Dunst-Spider-Man-3.jpg). Those eyes are gorgeous.
4: Helen Parr (http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Elastigirl_full_length.jpg). Hey, my chances of ever meeting her are nearly as high as anyone else on this list, right?
5: Catherine Zeta-Jones (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_37774~Catherine-Zeta-Jones-Posters.jpg). Great body.

[plnnr]

1. Daisy Fuentes
2. Salma Hayek
3. Sophia Loren
4. Jim Cantore
5. The personal trainer at my gym who was a professional football player.

Three women and two men - that ought to keep me busy for a while.

[Silver Tyger]

Unfortunately for me, most of my crushes are fictional.

In no particular order:
Weird Al
Johnny Depp
Cary Elwes
Tim Curry
Mark Hamill

[Guinastasia]

May I add Anthony Kiedis to that list, and perhaps bump Olbermann to "Honorable Mention?"

[Annie-Xmas]

Hugh Laurie
Wayne Brady
David Hyde Pierce
Matthew Gray Guber
Shemar Moore

[ivylass]

Unfortunately for me, most of my crushes are fictional.



Oh, I've got my 5th!

Jamie Fraser from Outlander.

[gallows fodder]

1. Stephen Colbert (oh LORD)

The rest are in no order:

*Jason Isaacs (charismatic, funny, and those eyes!)
*Tahmoh Penikett (Helo on "Battlestar Galactica" -- smart, sweet, and those shoulders/arms/jawline!)
*Mary McDonnell (at any age -- smokin' hot, classy, sensitive, smart, funny, all around lovely woman)
*Nigella Lawson (edibly gorgeous and witty)

Honorable mentions: Sean Bean and Gillian Anderson (as Dana Scully, circa X-Files seasons 4-5)

[shiftless]

I'll play. My short list:

1) That woman I saw in the cafeteria again today. I kid you not - she ranks above all movie starlets .... dammn. Maybe she has an advantage, what with being 3D and all, but she also doesn't have a makeup and lighting staff that I can see.

2)Carla Gugino (http://reluctantoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/758513766_7bb009059c.jpg)

3) Salma Hayek

4) Jennifer Connelly

5) Megan Good (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/422039242_9e7a33504e.jpg?v=0)

[Airblairxxx]

Scarlet Johansson

Megan Fox

Charlize Theron (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000234/)

Ivanka Trump

Heather Graham. Hey, she could use the work.



Hey, that's my 1000th post!

[frog princess]

Oh, I've got my 5th!

Jamie Fraser from Outlander.

I whole heartedly agree with this chioce and I'll add,
Johnny Depp
Leonardo DiCaprio
George Clooney
James Hetfield
and Angelina Jolie

[Man With a Cat]

1) Mira Sorvino

2) Charlize Theron

3) Ashley the girl that works in membership services at my gym.

4) Jill Wagner - aka The Mercury Girl. Also she was on Blade.

5) Anna the anchorwoman on Channel 5 here in Chicago.



Actually move her from 5 to #1.

[Cluricaun]

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
2. Kari Byron
3. Jewel Staite
4. Allyson Hannigan
5. I have no idea what this lady's name is besides "Faith", but if you're not at work Google image search "In Bed With Faith".

Sorry, no guys could ever make the list.

[Clothahump]

Hmmmm.....I have some contemporaries and some from days gone by.


Anne Hathaway
Emma Watson
Jennifer Connelly
Elizabeth Montgomery, from her Bewitched days
Karen Allen, from her Starman/Raiders of the Lost Ark days. Hell, she's still hawt.

And an honorable mention to AnnaSophia Robb, as soon as she gets legal. :D That young lady is going to grow up to be drop-dead gorgeous.

[NurseCarmen]

Sagit from college.
Lisa Bonet
1950s Audrey Hepburn

That's all I can think of right now.

[silenus]

1. My wife
2. deedeeknowitall
3. The Better Half
4. Alyson Hannigan
5. My Reason For Living

[Ranchoth]

Oh...what the hell.

1. Audrey Hepburn, if she were 50 years younger, and not unquestionably dead. Failing that...Amy Yasbeck.

2. Kari Byron. (It was either her, or Jewel Staite. Tough call...damned if it isn't. But Kari has a better chance of actually smelling faintly of machine oil and ozone.)

3. I was going to say Alisson Stokke (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/422039242_9e7a33504e.jpg?v=0), but reading up on the origins of the photo, I don't know if that'd be too creepy or not. (And why does a five year age difference still make me feel like I drank from the wrong holy grail?) I should probably just say Angelina Jolie, right? Though it seems like the poor dear deserves a break by now...

4. Probably Grace Park (http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Cover-Girls/GRACE-PARK/GRACE-PARK-GALLERY?pic=1178#gallery) (possibly NSFW, technically).

5....? Um...well, either Hillary Swank (http://www.watt-up-1.com/j_gallery/Hilary_Swank/slides/Hilary_Swank%20(2).html), or one of a handful of real-life female aquaintences (who, in the exceedingly optimistic hypothetical, might be disqualified from the list in the first place, anyway).

That's off the top of my head, anyway. Though I really should have categorized the list by aesthetic archetypes to begin with, and worked from there. Making allowances for using alternates in place of frightningly obscure or eyebrow-raising nominees in public lists, of course...

Mein führer, I can valk!

[BlueKangaroo]

I don't have a list, though some people's links are quite impressive.

I just popped in to say I originally read the title as "Who would be on your lamented list?" I thought it was kind of a morose idea for a thread...

[Amber in Treasury]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexi_Laiho :o

[Cluricaun]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexi_Laiho :o

Ok, I have to ask.........Why? I've heard it bandied about in metal circles that either Alexi or Shagrath (http://modblackmoon.narod.ru/wallpmusic/Shagrath_1.jpg) of Demon Burger vie for the "hottest guy in metal", but every time I see that written somewhere I can't figure that out. What is it about Alexi that you like?

ETA- I don't know what happened to my link, if you want to see it, click the other link on the page that it loads to.

[Amber in Treasury]

Heh, Demon Burger.

As for Lil' Allu...I can't really describe it, but I guess it's something about contrasts that really does it to me. For example, when you see Alexi on stage, he's so energetic and also "badass", like cursing and spitting etc. But when you meet him in person he's so sweet, almost shy. He creates such powerful music but he's this cute, short, pale little thing...and he has bunny teeth!

[SaharaTea]

Johnny Depp
Christian Bale
Ralph Fiennes
Andy Garcia
Last Waltz-era Robbie Robertson

[BaneSidhe]

In no particular order:

Vivian Campbell, Phil Collen-Def Leppard. Accents. Blue, blue eyes, wicked sense of humor and downright sexy as hell. I've met both of them. OMNOMNOM.

David Tennant.
Rob Trujillo [Metallica]
My office-mate, Derek
My hubble :)

[Silver Tyger]

Can I change mine?

In no particular order:
Weird Al
David Bowie
Cary Elwes
Tim Curry
Ringo Starr

[BaneSidhe]

I'd also like to add Trent Reznor. With long hair. That crewcut he's had sucketh.

[Kythereia]

Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, David Tennant, Hugh Jackman, and Daniel Craig.

No particular order. All five of them at once, if it so occurs. ;)

[Yorikke]

Male, 34.

1. Maria Sharapova. I want her after she's played a full set, but before she showers.

2. Scarlet Johanssen. I don't know exactly how to spell it.

3. Kari Byron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kari_byron).

4. Natalie Portman

5. Anne Hathaway.

Joe

[Max Torque]

1. Claire Danes
2. Milla Jovovich
3. Alexa Davalos
4. Jenna Fisher
5. Varies between Kari Byron and Jewel Staite

[fessie]

James Spader
James Spader
James Spader
James Spader
James Spader

'cause once ain't enough

A woman? I just can't. An appreciation of their sensuality? Sure. Easily.
I can be transfixed by a woman's beauty, whether celebrity or friend.
But I just can't imagine sweaty snugglebunnies with a gal.
Mr. Spader, OTOH, heh.

[SkeptiJess]

Ah, the fantasy Five. Mine actually flucuates (with the exception of the number one slot; see below). And our rule (my husband's and mine) is that they have to be celebrity-style unreachables. No fair putting someone on there whom we actually could have.

1) Paul Newman circa 1956. The Platonic Ideal of Man. Has the permanent number one slot in perpetuity.

2) Dennis Quaid -- he's been on the list for a long time but is still in the 'as-is' category.

3) Harrison Ford from 1990 or before -- I had to bump him back a few years, he was looking a bit too old in the last Indy movie.

4) Jeremy Northam -- he's as-is so far, but he isn't aging real, real well, although this may just be the roles he's picked lately. Unless he comes up sexy in something soon, I may have to bump him back a couple years sometime soon.

5) Micahel Shermer -- my husband says this is a cheat, since I could possibly meet Shermer at a Skeptics event someday and actually have a shot at him. But I don't care, I'm calling him a celebrity and putting him on my list.