freekalette's Laid-Back Sex Feud [Game Over]

[freekalette]

Well, here we go. Thanks to this post (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10136288&postcount=95) I have decided to make my own feud.

You know the rules; post the most popular answer you can think of to the questions. Because it's a Laid-Back Feud, and because I'm sure there are lazy Dopers out there (I'm one of 'em) I don't care if you number your answers, add comments, or whatever. And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it'll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first. Are you ready?? Happy posting!



1. Name a food associated with sex.
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

[Dolores Reborn]

1. Chocolate
2. Oh baby
3. Vibrator
4. Shower
5. Doing the nasty
6. 3-way
7. Sex with a celebrity
8. Your kid
9. 69
10. Anal
BONUS: Pulled muscle

Fun Feud! Good luck with scoring. ;)

[Chum]

1. Whipped cream
2. Oh my God!
3. Anal plug
4. Banana?
5. Doing the nasty
6. Blow job
7. Threesome
8. Kid
9. Cunnilingus
10. Anal
Bonus: Back injuries

[freekalette]

Missed Edit Window....

DO NOT read answers before you post!! Use the honor your Uncle Cecil gave you. If you don't, I'll throw you into the initiation room and leave the lights off!

[Freudian Slit]

1. Whipped cream
2. Oh god
3. Blow up doll
4. Washing machine
5. Knock boots
6. Threesome
7. Prostitute with a heart of gold
8. Parent
9. Cunnilingus
10. Anal sex

[Alice The Goon]

1. Whipped cream
2. Oh god!
3. A butt plug
4. Breasts
5. Making love
6. Bondage
7. Threesomes
8. Kid
9. Blowjob
10. Anal sex
Bonus: Back strain

[RickJay]

1. Chocolate
2. "Yes! Yes!"
3. A dildo
4. Ice cream
5. "Fucking"
6. Threesome
7. Sex with a famous actor or model
8. A kid
9. Manual stimulation
10. Anal sex

BONUS: Back injury

[freekalette]

Fun Feud! Good luck with scoring. ;)
Thanks, I think. Going to sleep now; will sort out the mess in the morning. :p

(Please note that the reason I didn't give this over to you is that I know you've been handling about 87 bazillion Feuds, so I figured you could use a break.)

[bufftabby]

1. Name a food associated with sex.
Strawberries
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
"Oh god!"
(Or "oh bufftabby! ;) )
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
Butt plug.
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
Cucumbers.
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
Doin' it.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
Menage a trois
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
Um...transqueer dominatrix?
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
David Hasselhoff
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
Lesbian 69!
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
Buttsex
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
Sore windpipe

[meenie7]

1. Cucumber
2. Oh God!
3. Anal beads
4. a bicycle, if you're a girl
5. sleeping with her/him
6. A little light spanking
7. Full-on BDSM leather-clad whippy time :)
8. Your kid
9. Licking/sucking a woman's nipples
10. Anal
BONUS: Bruising from being too rough

[El_Kabong]

1. Strawberries
2. "Yes! Yes!"
3. Double-ended dildo
4. Er, a bicycle?
5. Getting laid
6. Sex with a friend
7. Sex with a Playboy Centerfold
8. Kid
9. Hand job
10. Incest
BONUS: Strained leg muscle

[Biffy the Elephant Shrew]

So does anyone else find the very concept of a "sex feud" kinda disturbing? :eek:

[Elendil's Heir]

1. Chocolate
2. "Oh, my God!"
3. Penile enlarger
4. Bananas (when eaten enticingly)
5. Horizontal rhumba
6. An affair with a coworker
7. A drop-dead gorgeous stranger walking right up and propositioning you
8. A sleepy toddler
9. Handjob
10. Cleveland Steamer
Bonus: Strained back

[Really Not All That Bright]

1. Chocolate
2. "Oh God!"
3. Small condoms
4. The bed
5. Making whoopie
6. Public sex
7. Threesome
8. Mother
9. Oral
10. Buttsecks
BONUS: Carpet burn

ETA: I have no idea why you'd go to a sex shop to buy condoms (of any size) :smack:

[Baker]

1. Chocolate
2. Oh, yes!
3. blow up doll
4. Money
5. Making the two backed beast
6. Threesome
7. Getting married after he knocks you up
8. The children
9. cunnilingus
10. Anal sex
BONUS: Throwing out one's back

[drm]

1. strawberries
2. Oh God
3. Penis enlarger/pump
4. Washing Machine
5. Fighting Crime
6. Sex with a friend
7. Sex with a Nun
8. Kid
9. Hand Job
10. Anal
Bonus: Pulled Muscle

[BrassyPhrase]

[QUOTE=freekalette]Well, here we go. Thanks to this post (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10136288&postcount=95) I have decided to make my own feud.

You know the rules; post the most popular answer you can think of to the questions. Because it's a Laid-Back Feud, and because I'm sure there are lazy Dopers out there (I'm one of 'em) I don't care if you number your answers, add comments, or whatever. And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it'll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first. Are you ready?? Happy posting!




1. Any food prepared for me!
2. "Oh god yes!" <it's trite but likely>
3. Butt plug
4. Shoes (I'm a woman not that into shoes, but every man I know is.)
5. Sweet monkey love
6. Threeway
7. Threeway with someone besides your partner that you would ever imagine you'd threeway with.
8. For people my age, a child. But for me--someone that makes me call the cops.
9. Cunnilingus
10. Coprophilia
Bonus: in a bout of fun kinda rough sex, my partner came very close to biting my nipple off--we both moved almost exactly in the wrong direction, he started crying when I screamed and I was afraid to look. I'm fine, but I had a bite mark that scared the hell outta me

[Queen Tonya]

1. Whipped cream
2. Oh, God
3. Strap-on harness thingy
4. Bras
5. getting some
6. bondage
7. Rape
8. offspring
9. caressing
10. anal

Bonus: Rugburns!


Man, freek this was a lot tougher than I figured it'd be. Fun, though, and good luck to you on the scoring.

[Zebra]

1. Honey
2. OH MY GOD
3. Dildo
4. Women
5. sleept together
6. Bondage
7. Threesome
8. a kid
9. masturbation
10. incest
BONUS: carpet burn

[Windwalker]

1. Cherry
2. Yeeeeeeeeesss!
3. Dildo
4. Lollipop
5. Make love
6. Aggressive woman takes charge
7. Orgy with room full of models
8. Roommate
9. Kissing
10. Sodomy
BONUS: Pull a muscle[/QUOTE]

I'll be in mah bunk.

[Omniscient]

1. Chocolate
2. Oh God!
3. Butt Plug
4. Computer
5. Make Love
6. Anal Sex
7. Sex With a Celebrity
8. Children
9. Cunnilingus
10. Anal Sex
Bonus: Sprained Tongue.

[Civil Guy]

1. Whipped cream
2. Oh God!
3. Condoms
4. Ladies underwear
5. Doing the nasty
6. Sex in public places
7. Anonymous sex
8. Child
9. Fondling
10. Anal sex
BONUS: Scratches

[ShermanAter]

1. whipped cream
2. Oh God
3. butt plug
4. internet porn
5. getting it on
6. threesome
7. swinging
8. kid
9. hand job
10. anal
BONUS: rug burns

[VanillaGorilla]

Well, here we go. Thanks to this post (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10136288&postcount=95) I have decided to make my own feud.

You know the rules; post the most popular answer you can think of to the questions. Because it's a Laid-Back Feud, and because I'm sure there are lazy Dopers out there (I'm one of 'em) I don't care if you number your answers, add comments, or whatever. And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it'll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first. Are you ready?? Happy posting!



1. Name a food associated with sex.
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

1. Whipped cream
2. Oh my god! (:D)
3. Erection pump
4. ???
5. "doing it"
6. oral sex (that counts, right?)
7. sex with twins?
8. The child of the couple having sex
9. oral sex
10. anal sex
BONUS: strained muscles

[lawoot]

1. Whipped Cream
2. "God!"
3. A Bible
4. stockings
5. Beast with two backs
6. Outdoor sex
7. 3-Way - two men, one woman
8. child
9. Dry Hump
10. Incest
BONUS: Rug Burn

[brujaja]

1. banana
2. Oh, God!
3. anal beads?
4. taco?
5. fucking (did you want a polite one? "nookie".)
6. outdoor sex
7. menage a whatever
8. one's child
9. head
10. anal

BONUS: pelvic saddle bruises

[anyrose]

1. whipped cream
2. ohgodohgodohgod!
3. vibrator
4. feathers
5. roll in the hay
6. none of mine, that's for damn sure
7. any of mine ;)
8. a roommate
9. oral
10. anal
BONUS: pulling a back muscle

[Richard Pearse]

1. Name a food associated with sex.
Chocolate
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
Oh my god!
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
Men's masturbating device, ie, a fake vagina.
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
Washing machine.
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
Making love.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
Threesome.
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
Sex with celebrety.
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
Flatmate.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
Oral.
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
Felching
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
Broken penis.

[Paintcharge]

1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh god
3. Dildo
4. Shoes
5. Doing it
6. Threesome
7. Twins
8. Kid
9. Oral
10. Anal
Bonus. Rug Burns

[tdn]

1. Name a food associated with sex.

Whipped cream. This is unfortunate, because anyone who's ever tried it knows better. I once dated this woman who decided to try it. She piled so much whipped cream and cherries on my chest that I felt not so much like a sex object as a freakin' PLATE. Afterwards we both stank like sour milk, despite repeated showering.

2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.

"Oh my god the cat saw us!"

3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.

Dentures.

4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?

My computer. Honestly.

5. Give a euphimism for sex.

Horizontal Mambo

6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?

Foot fetishes

7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?

Random amusement park hookup on the ferris wheel

8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.

My GF's daughter. Yes, it has happened.

9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.

Mutual masturbation

10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.

Drinking pee

BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

Broken penis (no, has never happened to me)

[Sternvogel]

1. Oysters
2. "Oh my God!"
3. Condoms -- in the Napoleonic size (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040102.html)
4. Banana
5. Nookie
6. Having a three-way
7. Being the only male at a sorority party
8. Your and/or your partner's kid
9. Masturbation
10. Anilingus
BONUS: Death by autoerotic asphyxiation (http://www.metnews.com/articles/padf052002.htm)

1. Eat 'em raw!

3. In other words, for very poorly-endowed men

6. And, according to posts I've read, it's more likely to be disappointingly awkward than incredibly erotic

[Sage Rat]

1. Banana
2. I'm going to come!
3. Hand cuffs (which is assumed to be the most popular answer not the most embarrassing)
4. Women?
5. Getting some
6. Sexy clothing
7. She/he brings a friend
8. Your child
9. Male masturbation? (penetrates the fist...)
10. Anal sex
Bonus: Penile fracture

[MsWhatsit]

1. Name a food associated with sex. Chocolate
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. "Oh God"
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. Vibrator.
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal? I have no idea what you mean by this. Banana?
5. Give a euphimism for sex. Doing the nasty.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? Threesome
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? Sex with a celebrity.
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. Small child.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. Blowjob.
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act. Um, I don't know. Watersports?
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. Bite marks.

[Tristan]

1. Name a food associated with sex. Oysters
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Oh God!
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. Enema kit
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal? Panties
5. Give a euphimism for sex. Doing it.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? BD
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? Multiple Partners
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. Child
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. Handjob
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act. Anal interecourse
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. Pulled muscle

[MeanJoe]

1. Name a food associated with sex.

Chocolate (sauce)

2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.

I'm cummiiiiiiiiiiii-ng!

3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.

Anal plug.

4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?

No answer - cannot think of an "everyday" object that would cause arousal in me.

5. Give a euphimism for sex.

Bumpin' uglies.

6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?

Having sex.

7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?

Threesome.

8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.

A burgler (I live alone).

9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.

Titty-f*ck.

10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.

Gender reversal play.

BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

To me: Fell off the bed once, no serious injury other than "OW!" when I hit the floor.

To her: Bloody nose from my forehead to her nose contact.

[Silver Tyger]

1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh my god.
3. Double dildo
4. Cucumber
5. Whoopie (or revving yer Harley =^.^=)
6. Actually having sex
7. Tentacles
8. a parent (Woohoo! Bonus to living alone)
9. BDSM
10. Bondage (at least theoretically. When I was packing stuff for a couple of adult webstores we sold A LOT of bondage stuff. Of course I don't think any of ours was *quality* but still.)

Bonus: Bruises

Am I the only one who's more concerned about freaking people out than the score?

[Trollhaugen]

1. Name a food associated with sex.
oysters

2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
fuck me

3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
crotchless chaps

4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
my hand

5. Give a euphimism for sex.
putting sour cream in the taco

6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
bondage

7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
group orgy

8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
your kid

9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
licking

10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
ass to mouth

BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
pulled hammy

[Infovore]

1. Oysters
2. Yes! Yes! Yes!*
3. Dildo
4. Sexy shoe
5. Nookie
6. Sex in an unlikely place
7. Orgy
8. The couple's child
9. Cunnilingus
10. Anal
Bonus: Autoerotic asphyxiation

*It worked for the lady on the Herbal Essence commercial... :P

[MsWhatsit]

This thing is going to be hell on wheels to score.

[WormTheRed]

1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh God!
3. Dildo (hey, I'm a guy - and sure don't need them)
4. Breasts (I see them every day)
5. The Beast with two backs
6. Selma Hayek walking into my room and getting jiggy with it (I can hope it's reasonable, right)
7. Selma Hayek walking into my room and getting jiggy with it :(
8. Mom
9. handjob
10. Goatse
BONUS: Rugburns

[JSexton]

1. Whipped cream
2. Oh, God!
3. Dildo
4. Feather
5. Nookie
6. One night stand
7. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
8. Mom
9. Spanking
10. Anal
Bonus: Jaw cramp

[freekalette]

You guys (and girls) are killing me!! I'm starting to wish I woulda just set the scoring based on funniest answers. Bubster keeps coming over and asking me what's wrong, because I'm laughing and crying like loony.

I honestly don't care how hard the scoring proccess will be; it's sooooo worth it!

[ivan astikov]

1. oysters
2.Ohhhhhhhhhuurrrrrrrgh!
3. anal beads
4. females
5. Nooky
6.Sex with a postman.
7. that one with a room full of horny Kylies.
8. a parent
9.nipple sucking
10. Incest

B. A sprained wrist.

[CaerieD]

1. Name a food associated with sex. Mangoes.
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. "F*** me!"
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. A pony tail butt plug.
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal? High heels.
5. Give a euphimism for sex. Bumpin' uglies.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? Woman wears naughty cheerleader outfit.
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? Hot lesbians decide to take random schlub home with them.
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. Your MOM.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. Frottage.
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act. Pegging.
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. Penile fracture.

[Cat Fight]

1. Name a food associated with sex.
Chocolate sauce

2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
Fuck fuck fuck

3. Name an item that would be embarassing to purchase at a sex store.
Anything 'jokey' e.g. penis pasta

4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
Washing machine

5. Give a euphemism for sex.
Doin' it

6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
Bondage

7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
Female celebrity/male fan hook-up

8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
Houseguest (if I can stretch it a little, family pet)

9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
Heavy petting

10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
Felching

BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
Sprained penis

[photopat]

1. Chocolate
2. Oh god!
3. Vibrator/dildo
4. shoe
5. horizontal bop
6. sex in public place
7. sex with sisters
8. toddler son or daughter
9. blow job
10. anal
BONUS: penis break

[5 time champ]

1. Oysters
2. I love you
3. Dildo
4. Banana
5. Sleeping with
6. Sex with stranger
7. three way
8. child
9. hand job
10. anal

bonus: broken penis

[jali]

1. Whipped cream
2. OMG
3. Small condom
4. Depends on the day - I'll take no points, Alex
5. Booty (as in "Booty call")
6. Quicky in public
7. Orgasm at dinner table
8. Kid
9. Massage
10. Sex with animal
BONUS: Cramp

[NurseCarmen]

1. cherries
2. oh god
3. Anal intruder 20000
4. my penis
5. boinking
6. sex with spouse
7. sex with someone other than my spouse.
8. kid
9. cunnilingus
10. anal
bonus. rug burn

[Moment Slayer]

1. Banana
2. Oh God
3. Anal Lube
4. Alcohol
5. Getting Lucky
6. Sex on the Beach
7. Sex on an Airplane
8. Kids
9. Hand Job
10. Sex with animals

Bonus: Torn labia

[Superfreaknduper]

1. Strawberries...
2. Oh my god!
3. Gerbil remover
4. Bicycle seat
5. Horizontal Mambo
6. sex on the beach
7. Me being bombarded by a bus load of bisexual female cheerleaders
8. Parents (for us younger dopers) Kids (for them older dopers)
9. Oral sex...
10. Peeing on some one.
BONUS: banging your forehead on the wall. falling in the shower...


this is going to be quite the spread out and fun gauntlet of answers :D

[This'll Do]

1. Oysters
2. "Yes!"
3. Penis-enlarging device
4. Men in three-piece suits
5. Doin' it
6. Spontaneous sex in unlikely place
7. Sex with my film-star crush
8. Child
9. Masturbation
10. Anal sex
BONUS: Nose broken on pubic bone

1. ewwwww
4. No, really! But I seldom see this anymore around here.
7. Anthony Hopkins.
10. Taboo to some. I like it.
BONUS: I bloodied a partner's nose once, but it wasn't actually broken. I'm all "what'd you stop for! I was there." And he's groaning out "I thig you broge my dose."

[This'll Do]

Bonus: Torn labia
Gaaahhh! I don't wanna know.

[freekalette]

Gaaahhh! I don't wanna know.
I do. How in the fuck do you accomplish something like that?!
(Perhaps tell in a spoiler tag, for the squeamish?)

[42fish]

1. Name a food associated with sex.
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

1. Chocolate
2. Yes! Yes! Oh God, Yes!
3. Penis pump
4. Stockings
5. Boinking
6. Three way
7. Three way involving Brad Pitt and Matt Damon
8. Not Brad Pitt or Matt Damon
9. Mastubation
10. Beastiality
BONUS: Broken heart?

[Kyrie Eleison]

1. Cherry
2. "Oh, God, I'm coming"
3. Strap-on
4. Panties
5. Doing the nasty
6. Threesome
7. Necrophilia
8. Child
9. Fellatio
10. Analingus

BONUS: Bruised/chafed erogenous zones.

[DfrntBreign]

1. Name a food associated with sex.
cantelope
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
"Wrong hole, you stupid bastard!!!"
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
car battery
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
soup ladle (apparently)
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
"practising for procreation"
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
someone will have sex with someone else
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
I will be involved
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
the homeowner
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
the crying at the end
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
selling your sister to the donkey show guy
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
hurt back from when the ceiling hook breaks

[ivan astikov]

Freekalette, the laughs I've had going through these responses, makes me feel that we'd be selfish not to share such joyous abandonment, and so I'm going to ask if you'd mind me taking your feud on tour, or at least try it out on another less-civilised site. Would you mind?

[freekalette]

You can have it, ivan. But if/when you get a reality show deal, I want 2% of the cut, mmkay? ;)

[ivan astikov]

You can have it, ivan. But if/when you get a reality show deal, I want 2% of the cut, mmkay? ;)

Thanks, freekalette. I'm not going to impose any rules on the feud, as they'll think it's like homework, and rebel. But if I get any noteworthy responses, I promise I'll share them, if you want?

[Kinthalis]

1. Chocolate
2. Oh. My. God.
3. Anal plug
4. Banana?
5. The beast with two backs
6. Threesome
7. Super model as the naughty librarian all into me
8. Best friend
9. foot tickle
10. Tossing the salad
BONUS: humping related Back pain

[freekalette]

Thanks, freekalette. I'm not going to impose any rules on the feud, as they'll think it's like homework, and rebel. But if I get any noteworthy responses, I promise I'll share them, if you want?
Sure, that'd be swell! I'm all about the humor, in case you hadn't noticed.

[Sublight]

1. Oyster
2. Oh God!
3. Inflatable doll
4. Shoes
5. Making love
6. Asian girl
7. Landing the job of "supermodel impregnator"
8. Our kid
9. Handjob
10. Anal
BONUS: Rug burn

[Sublight]

I do. How in the fuck do you accomplish something like that?!
(Perhaps tell in a spoiler tag, for the squeamish?)
Probably involves braces.

[swampbear]

1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh God!
3. Dildo
4. Shoes
5. Doin' It
6. Threeway
7. Group Orgy
8. Child
9. Hand Job
10. Felching

Bonus: Pulled Groin Muscle

10. This should be a conch answer amongst dopers

Bonus... don't laugh it happens! :o

[photopat]

BTW, SwampBear is #52.

[Elendil's Heir]

This is one fun feud.

[zamboniracer]

1. Chocolate
2. Oh God!
3. I dunno. What does "emabarassing" mean? :D - real answer - dildo
4. Cucumber
5. Boinking, and the correct spelling in the question is "euphemism." (I guess I qualify for the most uptight person on the laid-back test, eh?)
6. Spouse welcomes me home wearing nothing but a smile.
7. Halle Berry welcomes me home wearing nothing but a smile.
8. Child
9. Hand-job.
10. Incest
BONUS: Charlie horse.

[ivan astikov]

Here's the least typical example of The Laid Back Sex Feuds (indecent) exposure elsewhere.

1. Name a food associated with sex. Whipped cream
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Gimme more??
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. A BOB
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act. Anal sex
11. Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

I am not answering the rest.

P.S. What's teabagging?

:D

[freekalette]

BTW, SwampBear is #52.
Thanks, photopat, you beat me to it.

[Dolores Reborn]

And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it'll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first.

I think she's letting it go to 100.

[tarragon918]

1. Name a food associated with sex.
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal?
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act.
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

1. oysters
2. Oh yes, yes!
3. a dildo
4. finger
5. horizontal mambo
6. three-way
7. bondage
8. kid
9. cunnilingus
10. anal sex

Uh...of course, this is all what I -think- others will say ... yeah... that's it. :)

[Dolores Reborn]

ETA: oops!

[photopat]

I think she's letting it go to 100.

Ah. I missed that. Cool.

[Moment Slayer]

I do. How in the fuck do you accomplish something like that?!
(Perhaps tell in a spoiler tag, for the squeamish?)

Story from a former girlfriend who like to try things...something about falling off a chair...

She was fun to be with for a while...

[hocow]

1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh God
3. Penis Pump
4. Car
5. Nookie
6. Threesome
7. Sleeping with girlfriend's/boyfriend's best friend
8. Children
9. Cunnilingus
10. Rimming
BONUS: Sprained Knee

[Oslo Ostragoth]

1. Name a food associated with sex. oysters
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Oh God
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. butt plug
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal? gold card (OK, I got nothing)
5. Give a euphimism for sex. boinking
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? dress up
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? threesome
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. small child
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. cunnilingus
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act. bestiality
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. leg crampOslo the Unimaginative

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

1. Whipped cream
2. oh god
3. paddle
4. bra
5. doing the deed
6. public sex
7. tied up
8. child
9. kissing
10. necrophelia

pulled groin

Hey-- question: what are you going to do about people's answers after the Friday-Monday posts get lost?

[tesseract]

1. strawberries
2. Oh God
3. Viagra?
4. shower
5. Doing the nasty
6. roleplay
7. two women one man
8. kid
9. cunnilingus
10. anal sex
BONUS: back strain

[faithfool]

1. Cherries
2. "Oh God!"
3. Penis Pump
4. Lips
5. Horizontal Mambo
6. Roll Playing
7. faithfool and Alice Cooper :(
8. Child
9. Cunnilingus
10. Rimming

BONUS: Sore Throat

[DellieM]

1. Name a food associated with sex. Oysters
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Haaaarrrrrrddddderrrrrr!!
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. Anal lube
4. What is one "everyday" object that causes arousal? Leather
5. Give a euphimism for sex. The Beast with two backs and no feet on the floor
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? Sex with a stranger
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? Sex with a hot guy who buys me for $1m
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. Son
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. mutual masturbation
10. Give a "taboo" sexual act. golden showers
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. lockjaw

[janis_and_c0]

Oysters
Oh God
Butt plug
Shower sprayer
Horizontal mambo
oral sex
3 way
kids
kissing
anal
Carpet Burn

[Moment Slayer]

1. Whipped cream
2. oh god
3. paddle
4. bra
5. doing the deed
6. public sex
7. tied up
8. child
9. kissing
10. necrophelia

pulled groin

Hey-- question: what are you going to do about people's answers after the Friday-Monday posts get lost?

I think its just for the freak of it at this stage....

[Little Nemo]

1. Oysters
2. Oh God
3. Inflatable love doll
4. Woman
5. Doing it
6. Sex in public place
7. Sex with celebrity
8. Child
9. Handjob
10. Anal
BONUS: Scratchs on back

[freekalette]

:smack::smack:I'M AN IDIOT!!:smack::smack:
I had y'all PM me if you wanted your answers reposted, and of course weekend PMs got deleted along with everything else. So, once again:

If you want your feud answers from the Lost Weekend to count, let me know and I will repost them. Otherwise, you won't get credit.

Gah, let's just be safe and say that I will not be attempting this again. Oh brother....

[faithfool]

I'm good to go. Re-post away! And thanks for doing this. I can't imagine it's easy or fun scoring one of these things, but on top of the upgrade hassle, you've been a real trooper.

Good luck!!

[freekalette]

Umm, faithfool?? Yours is still up there, as it was before the weekend. *squeezes faitfool's noggin* Hmmm, not quite ripe yet. :p

If I don't hear from anyone else before midnight, I'll go ahead and close it out, so I can get around to scoring.

[betenoir]

Wine. No not as a social lubricant (not that that doesn't help) but as an enema.
Oh yes, oh god.
Scat films. Ick.
Clothespins.
Getting some.
Sex in public. Particularly in the sort of clubs where people would be happy to watch.
Puppy dogs. I had a Dom who wanted me to and I found myself fantasizing about it just because he was so into the idea, but...not going to happen.
Mom. She's never walked in on actual sex but sh egot a pretty good eyefull of my SO's charmes once.
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I don't know from taboos. Just the stuff I would do and the stuff I wouldn't.
Bonus: a sore ass.