The Valentine Butt-Printing Bandit Strikes Again

[CalMeacham]

A man has been going around the town of Valentine, Nebraska, leaving imprints of his Vaseline-smeared butt on the glass shop windows.


The town of Valentine is apparently covered in heart-shaped memorabilia, and it cancels lots of Valentine mail every year. Personally, I think the guy just snapped and started making his own Valentine-shaped impressions all over town.


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080912/D934R7S01.html

http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080911/ap_on_fe_st/odd_crude_dude

http://www.odt.co.nz/news/world/22093/039butt-bandit039-grosses-out-us-town

The police chief is far from amused.

"It's not funny," McBride said. "We're worried about the next step."




Oh, yes, it is definitely funny.


What can "the next step" be? The mind boggles.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine,_Nebraska

[CalMeacham]

Here's a report that's not just a copy of the previous ones:

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10182722


Evidently they're worried about "copycat crimes". Maybe that's the dreaded "next step."



Is there any way we can encourage female copycats?