So, which cartoon characters do you want to boink?

[Mockingbird]

For me it would have to be that hunky Mark Trail - *grrrroowl*

[tshirts]

As a callow youth I was in love with Daisy Mae from Dogpatch.

[CnoteChris]

Easy. The sorcerer (http://www.cet.com/~rascal/graphics/sorceress1.jpg) from He-Man.


She's got a rack on her... and those legs... WWrrrorr.

[Uniball]

When Bugs Bunny is dressed up like a girl... homina homina homina!!!

[woodstockbirdybird]

HELLO... ever heard of Betty Rubble?

[Tristan]

I think that Velma is a freak waiting to happen...

I'm also patiently waiting for Lisa Simpson to grow up... an intellectual, and if the dreams are a forecast, a cartoon babe... heheheh

[Uniball]

Betty Rubble Smetty Schmubble. Peebles as a teen - that's a real fox!

[Badtz Maru]

Practically all the females in the current Batman and Superman cartoons...arrgh, I hate this, there was one cartoon girl in particular that I really wanted to boink, it wasn't an immediate obvious one so it would be a great answer to this - and I can't remember who it was!!! Arrgh!

[Uniball]

Originally posted by Tristan
I'm also patiently waiting for Lisa Simpson to grow up... an intellectual, and if the dreams are a forecast, a cartoon babe... heheheh

Actually, there IS an episode showing Lisa in her teens. Not so hot. Maggie was cuter.

[romanticide]

Hmmm....I'd have to say Jupiter whatever from the Sailor Moon crew. I think she's my age, even. Whoo hoo!

[Uniball]

Originally posted by Badtz Maru
Practically all the females in the current Batman and Superman cartoons...arrgh, I hate this, there was one cartoon girl in particular that I really wanted to boink, it wasn't an immediate obvious one so it would be a great answer to this - and I can't remember who it was!!! Arrgh!

Lemme guess: Penelope Pitstop, from Wacky Races?

[Ashtar]

Minerva Mink from Animaniacs.

What? What?! So I'm a Furry Anthro fan. :) big deal!

[Uniball]

There's a serious problem with fucking cartoon characters.

Paper cuts.

[JuanDeCuba]

Cheetara from Thundercats

[evilbeth]

Originally posted by Ashtar
Minerva Mink from Animaniacs.


Help me out here! Sorry for the hijack but what was the name of the wolf in that episode? It has been driving me crazy for about a week!

[evilbeth]

Ok, more specifically, the episode where the nerdy, geeky wolf turns into a romance-novel-cover-type hero stud when the full moon comes out.

[Ashtar]

Originally posted by evilbeth
Ok, more specifically, the episode where the nerdy, geeky wolf turns into a romance-novel-cover-type hero stud when the full moon comes out.

I forget his name, too. I didn't even remember him before I posted--a pity...I'd probably yiff him over her. :D

I'm looking the name up...

Ah! There we go! Wilford. :)

Geeze...what a name. That's almost as bad as 'Mervin'. or maybe 'Ashtar'.

-Ashley

[Ashtar]

Originally posted by evilbeth
Ok, more specifically, the episode where the nerdy, geeky wolf turns into a romance-novel-cover-type hero stud when the full moon comes out.

Episode was "Moon over Minerva", written by Nicholas Hollander.

[capacitor]

I second Velma Dinkly. Not only she solved the cases, she can summon super-human strength and carry the rest of the gang when they get scared stiff, and run with them bunched in her arms. Take that Superman!!

[Uniball]

Velma had a fling with Johnny Bravo. That ruined her for me forever.

[Juniper200]

The 5 Dimitri figurines marching across the top of my monitor testify to my affections for this cartoon hottie. I saw Anastasia three times in the theater for him. Someday, he will be mine. I just know it.

[Feynn]

No-one has mentioned the ultimate cartoon babe yet.

Jessica Rabbit... "not bad, just drawn that way..."

[Kamino Neko]

Harley Quinn, from Batman. (Mmmm....that VOICE!)

L from MIB.

Kitty Pryde from X-Men.

I think Hilde from Gundam Wing is pretty cute.

::MumbleAngewomon from Digimonmumble::

The 17-year-old versions of Mimi and Sora from Digimon.

Noa Izumi from Patlabor.

Ukyo from Ranma 1/2.

If we can throw in video game characters:

Yuffie Kisaragi, Final Fantasy VII.

Selphie Tilmet, Quistes Trepe, and Edea Kramer, FFVIII.

Aya Brea, Parasite Eve.

[Uniball]

Lena Hyaena, from Dogpatch.

HEY! I'M KIDDIN'!!!

[Stimpy]

Would have to go with Meg from 'Hercules'...
'Maybe I've been throwing the wrong curves at wonderboy...' - Hades

[plnnr]

This thread again? Well, my choice still hasn't changed - Jessica Rabbit, all the way. And Feynn's right, she isn't bad, she's just drawn that way.

[Aghris]

As soon as the ElfQuest film comes out, I'd be doing it with Cutter and Rayek at once. You know what? Throw Skywise in as well. Just for variety.

[CalMeacham]

Uniball:

Lena Hyena was NOT from Dogpatch. She was a Basil Wolverton creation, not Al Capp's.

God, I hope you were kidding.

I have to go with the obvious -- Jessica Rabbit. (In Gary Wolverton's book she was a porno comic star!)

[Dinsdale]

Yeah, it has to be Jessica.
Course as far as print is concerned, I always had a thang for Peter Parker's long suffering Mary Jane.
And harking back a few, how bout Josie and them Pussycats? Meow!

[Kamino Neko]

Am I the only heterosexual man on Earth who's wholly unattracted to Jessica Rabbit?

[Jonathan Chance]

Let me second Ukyo from Ranma 1/2!

Or Nabiki Tendo.

Or from Maison Ikkoku, Kyoko Otonashi...sweet, hard working...

[jayjay]

Aghris:

Absolutely! Cutter and Skywise, together, at the same time...I'm getting light-headed...

Jonny Quest, teen version. And Haji, ditto. Together. At the same time. Fainting... *

[xizor]

For me it is no choice, Holly from Cool World. Holly would is she could...

[scratch1300]

I think Barbamama would be incredible in the sack.

[Snooooopy]

The lead character from the final installment in "Heavy Metal" -- I think her name is Taarna -- is pretty hot. And she has the decided advantage of getting naked.

[Jman]

Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

Hell, most of the Disney chicks are pretty hot for cartoons.

[Uniball]

Originally posted by CalMeacham
Uniball:

Lena Hyena was NOT from Dogpatch. She was a Basil Wolverton creation, not Al Capp's.



Nyah. The name came from Al Capp. The face, from Basil Wolverton.

[uberDave]

In the comic strip 'Nancy' (the little girl with black curly hair) she's living with her aunt. The aunt is an absolute babe! And always dressed to kill. Hot damn.

Dave

[Ukulele Ike]

We did this before, didn't we? I'd do a search and post a link, but I've got a pie in the oven.

I guess I'd do Harley Quinn, the "Batman" villainess with the cute lil' Brooklyn accent, but she'd have to call me "puddin'" for the duration of the act, and she'd have to leave on the cap and bells. JUST the cap and bells.

[Balance]

Originally posted by Tengu
Am I the only heterosexual man on Earth who's wholly unattracted to Jessica Rabbit?

Nope. She doesn't suit my tastes at all. I'll cast the first vote for Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. Hard edges, adventurous attitude, and still able to blush--you've got to love that.

[jesuslynch]

Betty Boop

Those tits...those legs...that ass.

[Skelji]

That's easy. Olive Oyl!

:eek:

:: smack ::

Thanks, I need that. I don't know what happened there.

OK, seriously (or as serious as animated sex can be), I would like to bang Blondie's daughter Cookie. Hell, I'll bang Blondie, too, along with Herb's wife. Maybe all 3 at the same time.

On film, I'll take The Little Mermaid, with her sexy red hair. Of course, now that I think about it, I'm not quite sure where I would bang her, since she's half fish. We'll just erase the fish part and draw her proper from the waist down, with carpet to match the drapes :)

"Under the sea,
She's under me,
I love her red hair,
But now I need air..."

[Broken Doll]

jesuslynch, I've been told I look like Betty Boop with my new haircut, heh.

I've always had a big crush on Beavis from Beavis & Butthead. I have no idea why, but I'd want to 'boink' him if that were possible.

[CnoteChris]

Pictures people, Pictures!

Am I the only one who went out of my way to link to the killerest babe around?

PICTURES!!!

I don't know what the Hell your talking about without them.

[plnnr]

Nancy's aunt was Aunt Fritzi, and she is, indeed, boinkable.

The appeal of these Japanese characthers escapes me. The way they all have the same features and those huge eyes just don't do it for me. They all look like Trixie from Speed Racer or some too cutesy greeting card. Give me a woman...Give me Jessica Rabbit (or maybe Stupefying Jones from Lil' Abner).

PS to uberDave - did you get the tape? how did you like it?

[klepto]

She-ra, He-man's beautiful counterpart. Or, even more boinkable is her red-headed friend always dressed in yellow. What a babe! Hubba hubba!

[Ma Parrot]

Originally posted by Hastur
For me it would have to be that hunky Mark Trail - *grrrroowl* He's OK, but The Phantom is all muscle!

[uberDave]

{hijack}

Hi Plnnr-

Yep. Got the tape. My apologies for the lack of a thank you note. I swear Mom brought me up better than that. The tape was excellent. Brought back many cool memories. Could
swear I can hear thunder in the background. Or is that just Phil. Muchas gracias.

{end hijack)


Now about Aunt Fritzi..... she must shop at Victoria's Secret. Got to love that.

[JuanDeCuba]

Originally posted by Balance
Originally posted by Tengu
Am I the only heterosexual man on Earth who's wholly unattracted to Jessica Rabbit?

Nope. She doesn't suit my tastes at all. I'll cast the first vote for Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. Hard edges, adventurous attitude, and still able to blush--you've got to love that.

I agree with you on Jessica Rabbit, but Ryoko? Washu (sp?) was much better.

[wolfman]

Give me Jasmine from Alladin. A chick with eyes like that is the only thing that can get me to stop staring at her breasteses all day.

[jesuslynch]

Originally posted by CnoteChris
Pictures people, Pictures!

Sorry. Here's one (http://home.kabelfoon.nl/~hansjo/july1/jul4.html) of my little pixie. Since she really started out as a dog, would that make me guilty of beastiality?

Broken Doll - I can see where someone might say that. But you're too young for me to comment any more. Hell, I'd go to jail.

[xizor]

Originally posted by CnoteChris
Pictures people, Pictures!

Am I the only one who went out of my way to link to the killerest babe around?

PICTURES!!!

I don't know what the Hell your talking about without them.

OK, since you insisted, here (http://wuarchive.wustl.edu/multimedia/images/jpeg/h/holliwld.jpg) is once again my vote for Holli Would.

[Ukulele Ike]

Okay, here's (http://www.harleyquinn.com/hpics.htm) some pics of Harley Quinn.

I'm particularly fond of the second one down on the left, the silhouette with the big blue eyes holding the pop-gun.

You kin hold MY pop-gun any time you want, Harl.

[don Jaime]

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21020

And it must be said....




















HellOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nurse!

[CnoteChris]

Well... Thanks. Now I can relate.

Where was I when that little Holly trollup was running around? Damn.

Ike, that picture's nice. I really didn't need a schematic of her, but it's nice.

[Balance]

Originally posted by JuanDeCuba
I agree with you on Jessica Rabbit, but Ryoko? Washu (sp?) was much better.
Washu is admittedly my second choice--but she strikes me as a little more domineering, which is a bit off-putting.

For the benefit of those who have no idea who we're talking about, here is Ryoko (http://www.westmoon.org/tenchi/image/bestryoko.jpg) and here's a group shot (http://www.westmoon.org/tenchi/image/grouptenchi.jpg) showing Washu (the redhead in the lower left).

[Tzel]

I'll second Jasmine, and I can't believe no one has nominated Betty and Veronica. Some nice three-way action. Mmm-hmm.

[bserum]

Y'know Jessica Rabbit is just too obvious for me.

I've been sitting up straight and paying attention whenever Sara Bellum is (partially) on screen. She's the Mayor's assistant on the Powerpuff Girls.

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/doc/ppg/ms/pgms34-5880_pg034a.html

[Broken Doll]

Okay CNoteChris, you asked for pictures, however, I think most people know who Beavis is. For those who don't: The Great Cornholio (http://renoir.vill.edu/~rpessogn/corn2.gif) :)

[Broken Doll]

Oooh, how could I forgot my other cartoon [comic?] fetish: Tank Girl (http://www.y2krunch.com/petebuilt/tankgirl/tg22_7.jpg) Yummy....

[Welfy]

Gambit from X-Men. The accent and red hair are nice. For the life of me I can't find a picture of him!

[Guinastasia]

Originally posted by Juniper200
The 5 Dimitri figurines marching across the top of my monitor testify to my affections for this cartoon hottie. I saw Anastasia three times in the theater for him. Someday, he will be mine. I just know it.


No no no no no!!!!!
Dimitri is MINE!!!
All MINE!!!!
I have three Dimitri dolls, and my room is FULL of Anastasia merchandise!

:D

[Juniper200]

Oh, but Guinastasia...we mustn't fight over this. I see we share a love for Dimitri, a love for Mike Nelson and the MST3K gang...surely something can be arranged! I call him on weekends, holidays, and school vacations.

[Kamino Neko]

D'oh! I can't believe I forgot Ryoko!

ok, images of a few of the ink 'n' pain cuties I selected that haven't been pictured yet.

Ukyo (http://www.angelfire.com/tn/battleon/ukyo.html) a lot of the images are broken (:() but the ones that are there are nice.

Noa Izumi (http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Shores/2538/noa/image.html), The Girl Who Likes Labors.

Couldn't find any good pics of the others.

[tracer]

Some young perv put up a website called "Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail":
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm

(Warning: Some of his comments are a bit on the raunchy side.)

[Guinastasia]

Here is Dimitri...yummy!
http://www.anastasiavideo.com/mul/assets/muls22f.jpg
http://mars.spaceports.com/~onceupon/paris/paris14.jpg




(Beavis is kinda cute, Brokendoll-I don't think I could do him, though...)


http://www.anastasiavideo.com/

[Baker]

I'm WAY too old to be thinking about "boinking" a cartoon character, BUT. If I had the chance it would be the character voiced by Jonathan Frakes in Gargoyles, Xanatos(sp?) Beyond rich, good looking, ruthless.

[Kat]

Remy LeBeau: Gambit (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3282/pics/orleans.jpg) Gambit (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3282/pics/gambit97.jpg) (for Welfy)

Nightwing

Warren Worthington III (Angel/Archangel)

Several different versions of Tarzan

Cutter, Skywise, yes--also Scouter and Redlance.

[ElusiveMiser]

Amen to the Ranma 1/2 ideas, including Shampoo... ooohhhh. I also agree with the chick in the last sequence from "Heavy Metal." And the one that gets vaporized. Damn! Also, there is a random anime called "Goldenboy" when a luckless lad gets a job in an office full of HOT intelligent women! Yowza!

[ElusiveMiser]

Oh, I forgot. All the Batman vilanesses. And Clark Kent's date (not Louis, but the foxy redhead) on the new Batman/Superman Adventures. What was her name? And did she sleep around with Bruce too?? I don't remember. All I can see is that smile.....

[CalMeacham]

I've always wondered -- if Sara Bellum from Powerpuff Girls had nephews or nieces, would that make her Auntie Bellum?


It also seemed clear to me that Jessica and Roger Rabbit must have had a kid, who they named after detective Eddie Valiant. He went into the music biz .....

[Welfy]

Any of the guys from Ronin Warriors are majorly hot. I like the guy with the green hair the best...Rowan? I'll find a picture sometime...

Oh yeah, Squall from those Final Fantasy games. Wow!

[mack]

Blondie.

Oh, and Brandy from Liberty Meadows.

Maybe a three-way?

[Kamino Neko]

Originally posted by ElusiveMiser
Oh, I forgot. All the Batman vilanesses. And Clark Kent's date (not Louis, but the foxy redhead) on the new Batman/Superman Adventures.

You mean Lana Lang, the one he knows from Smallville?

[pkbites]

during my partying college days there was a guy I'd hang with who would carry on something fierce about She-ra (spelling?) from the He-Man show. When everyone was stoned and this guy would go on about how hot she was and how bummed he was that he's never get to do her, it was hillarious!



I can't believe no one said Marge Simpson so they could find out if she has naturally blue hair.:p:

[Narile]

I agree, Ryoko is a babe, I'd do her in an instant.

Eve from Megazone 23-part 3, is also a major boinkable.

Chizu and Tomae in Usagi are rather...nice and boinkable.

Erma Felna is very boinkable.

Firepetal from Vicki Wyman's Xanadu is also a hot babe, but then I have a thing for dragonesses. ;)

[Badtz Maru]

I like the short, older one from Tenchi Muyo (sp?).

That faerie in 'Wizards' was hot, too...

And the wife of Goofy's bullying neighbor is hot too.

[Amazing Tiki God]

Rather than type an excessively long list I'll just give my top 5

1. Aries from Final Fantasy VII http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Lair/9135/Aerith.html
2. the entire cast of sailor moon females
3. Daria
4. Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
5. the cartoon girl from Cool World

[Zebra]

http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/blondie/about.htm
Go to the comic for October 18th

Blondie and her daughter

Oh and all the Disney heroines.

[Guinastasia]

Originally posted by Juniper200
Oh, but Guinastasia...we mustn't fight over this. I see we share a love for Dimitri, a love for Mike Nelson and the MST3K gang...surely something can be arranged! I call him on weekends, holidays, and school vacations.



Hmmm...oookay...but I call him on weekdays, and how about we split the ODD holidays and even holidays...

[ElusiveMiser]

Originally posted by Tengu
Originally posted by ElusiveMiser
Oh, I forgot. All the Batman vilanesses. And Clark Kent's date (not Louis, but the foxy redhead) on the new Batman/Superman Adventures.

You mean Lana Lang, the one he knows from Smallville?



Yeah! She was even hot in the flashback or time travel or whatever episode. And more in my league at that point too.

[sk8rixtx]

Sailor Mercury. She has that sort of school-girl innocence.
And Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis.

[Weirddave]

Thanks for the link, don. That was my old thread, and my choices are still the same. Marge Simpson, and Jessie from Real Adventures of Johnny Quest- if she's old enough.

[Welfy]

Oh, I forgot to mention Trent from Daria. Oh baby! No wonder Daria likes him!

Picture:
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/adf/junk1.html

[nineiron]

OK, I have to admit to not having the patience to read all of the posts, since I just found it so amazing that someone started this thread. So, many of these will probably be repeats. I was just debating with friends about it the other day. We came up with:
1.) Miss Buxley from Beetle Bailey.
2.) Lois (from Hi and Lois). Keeping her figure nicely.
3.) Blondie. Still has the great figure.
4.) Hagar's daughter. Nice rack.
5.) Sexy broad from B.C. Not too shabby.
6.) Nancy's Aunt Fritzi. Fine, fine woman.

That's it; we all also agreed that April from the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was hot too, but I don't even think that's around anymore.

[poohpah chalupa]

Melody from "Josie and the Pussycats" Meeeeeooooowww!!! What's wrong with you people?


...and if we're talking about comicbook characters, that's a whole different thread...don't even get me started...











Okay, maybe just a mention of VooDoo from "WILDCats"...but that's all for now..."

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Calico Bates--from SWAT Cats

Shao Lin--from Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys

Lynn Minmei--fromRobotech

Dana Sterling--likewise Robotech

Maid Marion--from Disney's Robin Hood

[Shirley Ujest]

I just want to say that Boinkable is my new favorite word.

Thanks Narile!

[Robot Arm]

Originally posted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Maid Marion--from Disney's Robin Hood


Haven't seen a TV version, but in the movie she was a fox.

[Narile]

Soitanly My dear, you are most welcome.

[MarsDragon]

I cast my votes for:
Big Fire of Giant Robo (http://members.tripod.com/~giantrobo/images/BigFire7.JPG)
Miki of Revoutionary Girl Utena(He's the blue one.) (http://www.goldensenshi.com/becka/bshb/gallery/Juri4.html)
Touga. Also of Utena (http://www.goldensenshi.com/becka/bshb/gallery/Touga4.html)
Dios. Utena. (http://fairytaleprince.tripod.com/older009.html)

I'll probly(sp?) think of more once I leave the computer.

[Fear Itself]

Originally posted by jesuslynch
Betty Boop

Those tits...those legs...that ass.
That big ol' head.

[GuanoLad]

Belle, from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Jet Girl, from Tank Girl.
Anastasia, complete with Meg Ryan's voice.
Death, from Sandman.
Jane, from Disney's Tarzan.
Those teenaged Goofy girls look damned cute.

I've looked around for pictures, but after not finding any good ones of any of them (I can't find any drawings of Jet Girl, it's always Naomi Watts from the movie - who is still delicious, but ain't what we're lookin' for here) I gave up. So make up your own in your head.

[No Fear]

Rose is Rose when she's got her biker leathers on!

[No Fear]

And Rose is Rose when she's wearing pyjamas and playing kissing games.

[Purd Werfect]

Originally posted by mack
Blondie.

Oh, and Brandy from Liberty Meadows.

Maybe a three-way?

mack, I so agree with Brandy (http://www.libertymeadows.com/brandyfun.htm) from Liberty Meadows. Of course, it seems as if she's being replaced by Jen, which is fine by me. (and no, I couldn't find a picture of Jen to link to for those who have asked after such things.)

More strangely, I have it bad for Calvin's mom (http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/characters.htm). Soccer mom fantasies, you see.

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Slappy Squirrel. No, really. Who knows why, but she's the one for me.

[Totoro]

JASMINE from Aladdin! Damn, I'd love to get with that! Any of the women from Ranma 1/2, excluding the ones meant to bu ugly (uhhh, shampoos grandma... bleck). Basically, all of the disney women, any and all of the supervillianesses there ever were, and all the hentai chix.

What's great about cartoons is you can create the perfect woman and never sleep with her, which keeps the fantasies so much more vivid.

Oh, maybe I'd sleep with myself also. (C'mon, you MUST have seen Totoro! It's classic! I'm bug and furry, and there's more of me to love!) (ewwwwwww!)

[Totoro]

How Did I forget all of the Gen 13 women? And, for only the really big hentais, vitual nobuko.

[Qadgop the Mercotan]

Marge Simpson is kinda cute naked

[beergeek279]

I'm surprised nobody's brought up Wonder Woman. Certainly that magic lasso adds a nice level of kink, does it not :)

Certainly, Josie from Josie and the Pussycats is another nice choice.....mostly cause redheads are so damn sexy!

Some young perv put up a website called "Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail":
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm

(Warning: Some of his comments are a bit on the raunchy side.)

I would certainly say they're a bit on the raunchy side.....I mean, there's fun and all, but some people can take ideas justa bit too far!!

Basically, I think this is a kid who needs to break his cherry in the worst possible way.