I accidentally my wife during sex

[Ludovic]

is this bad? (http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html)

Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your "estranged" wife during sex? Oooooohkay.

At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn't go near my gun during.

[beowulff]

Do you have a problem typing the word "shot"?

[silenus]

"This is my rifle,
this is my gun.
This is for fighting,
this is for fun."

Sounds like somebody got them mixed up.

[Binarydrone]

Do you have a problem typing the word "shot"?
It's a "meme" thing.

[beowulff]

It's a "meme" thing.

Hmph.
I guess it doesn't meme very much to me.

[Binarydrone]

Hmph.
I guess it doesn't meme very much to me.
Ha! I see what you did there.

[corkboard]

I opened the thread dying to find out what he accidentally did to his wife during sex. He accidentally what- lost? broke? tickled? puked on? What?!?!

And I was teased with it a 2nd time!

[WhyNot]

I can haz a verb?

[Jolly Roger]

is this bad? (http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html)

Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your "estranged" wife during sex? Oooooohkay.

At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn't go near my gun during.

Maybe her ***** was so good he had to bust a cap in it.

[CAT=^..^=]

Accident my (_!_) !!

[The Great Sun Jester]

heh heh heh ... "shot" indeed!

I vote for:
"Ate"
"Read the Bible to"
Bung-holed"

[Bootis]

It's a "meme" thing.

In these ridiculous times, I actually have to ask, are you serious?

[DudleyGarrett]

Ha! I see what you did there.

EPIC!

[Binarydrone]

In these ridiculous times, I actually have to ask, are you serious?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081111151838AA3Vvg7

[UncleRojelio]

Ha! I see what you did there.

Ding Ding! Thread Winner

[Autolycus]

This thread is so.

[LouisB]

He DPed her, now let it drop. Of course, not at the same time; don't ask foolish questions.

[PharmBoy]

is this bad? (http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html)

Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your "estranged" wife during sex? Oooooohkay.

At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn't go near my gun during.

We need a verb here...

[Baldwin]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081111151838AA3Vvg7Jesus Fucking Christ. Does this sort of thing pass for cleverness now?

Edited to clarify: I'm not criticizing Binarydrone in any way.

[Baldwin]

is this bad? (http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html)

Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your "estranged" wife during sex? Oooooohkay.

At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn't go near my gun during.Look, you started the thread, so it'd be nice if you'd stop by. Did you deliberately leave out the verb "shot"? I'm more interested in that than in the news article itself now.

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

Look, you started the thread, so it'd be nice if you'd stop by. Did you deliberately leave out the verb "shot"? I'm more interested in that than in the news article itself now.

Yes, he did. It's a real internet meme. This (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/17/Batman24.jpg) is my favorite depiction of it (someone else also posted this one on the dope not too long ago), but check out the other ones at the bottom of the first page as well. Perhaps you'll find the LHC one amusing.

[Cat Whisperer]

Jesus Fucking Christ. Does this sort of thing pass for cleverness now?<snip>
Quoted for emphasis. I like a good internet meme as much as the next gal, but this is far beyond stupid. Stupid is a dot to this meme.

[Jackmannii]

Not to comment on the story or nuffin, but this:

"Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, "due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury)."

Ha ha! You can't pull that fishy stuff here in Springfield, Ohio and expect to get out on bond. We set ridiculously high figure of 75K, so no one can pay and you rot in slam. Ha!

They whole thing up to state Ohio stupid.

[GuanoLad]

I have never visited 4chan, people keep warning me away from it, but how the hell did they get to control the internet pop culture? Somebody go in there and cleanse.

[firstname]

I have never visited 4chan, people keep warning me away from it, but how the hell did they get to control the internet pop culture? Somebody go in there and cleanse.

I think its just a quantity thing, if you generate enough of anything some of it must be good, and the only stuff that makes it out of the black hole is the funny stuff.

[Taber]

I don't see why this is news. Lots of guys have problems with their guns accidently going off during sex. I think it is humiliating enough without having it broadcasted over the news like this.

[Bootis]

It is the downfall of the times. Memes used to be fun because they would start and spread on their own, some sort of bizarre uncontrollable butterfly effect. Now, everybody wants to be in on starting a meme. It removes all coolness and spontaneity, because now you have to assume all memes, even if they seem cool (which most do not) ,were started artificially, by some jackass just trying to feel cool for starting a meme.

[Ale]

Jesus Fucking Christ. Does this sort of thing pass for cleverness now?

Edited to clarify: I'm not criticizing Binarydrone in any way.

And the collective IQ of the human race drops down another notch... definitely not accidentally.

[Cat Whisperer]

I don't see why this is news. Lots of guys have problems with their guns accidently going off during sex. I think it is humiliating enough without having it broadcasted over the news like this.
It doesn't usually put the female partner in the hospital in critical condition, though.

ETA: Thank God.

[Ludovic]

And the collective IQ of the human race drops down another notch... definitely not accidentally.Don't you mean "definately"? Gudere strikes again.

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

Don't you mean "definately"? Gudere strikes again.

If this is a woosh, I don't get it.

[Bayard]

It's a real internet meme. This (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/17/Batman24.jpg) is my favorite depiction of it.

Minor warning: those links are blocked by our corporate filter for sexual content, so they might not be SFW. Our filter is a little on the strict side, but those of you playing along at work might want to exercise caution.

Carry on.

Also, please use verbs.

[interface2x]

Don't you mean "definately"? Gudere strikes again.Ummm...No.

[FarmerChick]

Don't you mean "definately"? Gudere strikes again.

How embarrassing. Now this really is "Gaudere's Law"

[LurkMeister]

When come back bring verb.

[El_Kabong]

OK, Ludovic, you're being fucking annoying. Just thought you'd like to know.

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

Minor warning: those links are blocked by our corporate filter for sexual content, so they might not be SFW. Our filter is a little on the strict side, but those of you playing along at work might want to exercise caution.

Carry on.

Also, please use verbs.

Oops, kinda missed the artist's rendering of a dude with a coke bottle in his butt. Can't see any genitals, and you have to scroll down for it, but my bad anyway. The second link, directly to the batman picture, has no sexual content. The site is a wiki of internet memes. It doesn't have any pron banner ads or anything like that. Work filters are often imperfect.

ETA: I can't report my post, but I'll report your post quoting mine and ask a mod to break the first link.

EETA: Huh, maybe you can report your own now. Ah well, it's done anyway. Hopefully a mod'll be along soon.

[Tabby_Cat]

Okay, I didn't get it at first, but then it got funnier and funnier... and then the Batman/Heath Ledger picture just put me over the top. Now I can't think of "Accidentally what?" "A coca-cola bottle" without giggling.

Thanks.


*hee hee hee hee hee*

[Death of Rats]

Back to the OP, what is the deal with taking out a protection order and then banging the guy a few months later...while he has a gun. Did none of this seem like a bad idea?

Rule #1 Don't put your dick in the crazy/Don't let the crazy put the dick in you. Works both ways.

[Ferret Herder]

Back to the OP, what is the deal with taking out a protection order and then banging the guy a few months later...while he has a gun. Did none of this seem like a bad idea?

Rule #1 Don't put your dick in the crazy/Don't let the crazy put the dick in you. Works both ways.
I guess we're assuming it was consensual on her part. Might have been, sure, might not.
I think its just a quantity thing, if you generate enough of anything some of it must be good, and the only stuff that makes it out of the black hole is the funny stuff.
They need to adjust the black hole's power then, cause it's not sucking enough to keep in all of the suckage.

[Acsenray]

My only comment is that when you're talking about two people named "Havens," they are "the Havenses," not "the Havens."

Ha ha! You can't pull that fishy stuff here in Springfield, Ohio and expect to get out on bond. We set ridiculously high figure of 75K, so no one can pay and you rot in slam. Ha!

They whole thing up to state Ohio stupid.

What?

[Beware of Doug]

So whenever a sentence no verb, we're to assume it's a form of "to shoot"?

[Ludovic]

No you just have to as to its actual content. Most of the time the humor is inherent in thinking of funny, mostly risque, verbs you can substitute.

[UncleRojelio]

No you just have to as to its actual content. Most of the time the humor is inherent in thinking of funny, mostly risque, verbs you can substitute.

definately

[Ale]

If this is a woosh, I don't get it.

Click!

One more notch down the scale. :D

[Cluricaun]

I have never visited 4chan, people keep warning me away from it, but how the hell did they get to control the internet pop culture? Somebody go in there and cleanse.

Not to worry, /b/ has cancer and is dying.

[Baldwin]

No you just have to as to its actual content. Most of the time the humor is inherent in thinking of funny, mostly risque, verbs you can substitute.Which is pointless if you wish to convey information about the actual news article to which you provided a link.

Do you actually think you're being clever or funny in some way?

[GuanoLad]

Not to worry, /b/ has cancer and is dying.I don't know what /b/ is either.

There are whole worlds of the internet that I have no connection to, and yet they seem to rule the entirety of it.

[Chessic Sense]

I don't know what /b/ is either.

There are whole worlds of the internet that I have no connection to, and yet they seem to rule the entirety of it.

/b/'s a forum on 4chan that's mostly for porn. I went there once. Never again. As I was warned by the SDMB, it's the exact opposite of this place. From what I perused, it's usually a teaser picture with a comment like "30 replies gets a [video/picture] of [sex act]" Supposedly they post it after the right amount of replies.

I only mention this so you can be aware of "Tits or GTFO (get the fuck out)" and "Sup /b/?", two other memes to escape 4chan that you might come across.

[don't ask]

I took the OP to mean that the guy accidentally fucked his "estranged" wife, as if he were explaining to a current girlfriend how he fell in such a way that his penis ended up in her vagina.

[MsRobyn]

I only mention this so you can be aware of "Tits or GTFO (get the fuck out)" and "Sup /b/?", two too other memes to escape 4chan that you might come across.

Sorry, pet peeve.

(See here (http://www.exstatic.org/rotsky/) if you don't get it.)