What have you worn or what do you wear during sex?

[aha]

When I have sex ( which is anytime I want to) I wear my black speedo and my gold jewelry draped over a deep rich tan which highlights the rippling sweating muscles on my.......

oh hell..

The truth is, I wear nothing but my cheap Mennen aftershave splashed on my ever so white body. That is when I get to have sex at all. I am afraid that raising two boys has pretty much precluded any spontaneous sex of any kind.

Me: Going out tonight son?
Son: Nah, I may just hang out here tonight.

Down to the nitty gritty

I will admit however that I did try on women's panties once during a twisted lustful prelude to the sex act itself. I don't know what the hell came over me. I just grabbed a pair of my wife's panties off the washer and put them on. Mrs. aha tried to play along when I came into the bedroom but finally broke down in a fit of laughter. I couldn't get an erection for weeks after that.

Since then it's been plain old buck naked and Mennen for me. (And it ain't pretty)

So tell me what you wear or have worn during sex? Come on now, share with me...you'll feel better. I know I do.

[thinksnow]

Well, there is always the propeller beannie. The jester boots are sometimes fun, too. Oh, so are the deedly-boppers (remember those? the head band with the springs and the misc. things on the end...too much fun!)

In all honesty, as opposed to the flagrant lies above, if this morning WOOHOO!!! was any indication, I'm stark, buck naked. So's my partner, though she might wear some wool socks, if the floor is cold :)

[Purd Werfect]

Socks and a t-shirt if it's cold. To add to the level of classiness, dark colored socks are preferred, as they better offset my pasty-white skin. I used to spend time with a woman who was 6'1" tall, and so was able to wear her nightgown when lounging around drinking Sunday morning coffee. Nothing sexual, just damn comfortable.

[Persephone]

Damn you, aha! Damn you all to hell! Starting sex threads that you KNOW I'll read and MUST respond to! Dammit. I'm so weak.

Here's my list, you deve:

lingerie (too many different styles to list)

my husband's black hat & leather vest

four-inch red high heels that never get worn anywhere else BUT bed (walking in those things is out of the question)

A really nice dress that I wore to a job interview, that made me look a bit like a virginal schoolmarm

antique crystal jewelry, and nothing else



I don't usually dress up for bed, but sometimes it's fun. Accessorizing for bed, though, well....that's another thread. :D

[aha]

antique crystal jewelry, and nothing else

That's pure class perse!

[ultress]

A smile...

[SpinneZiege]

Originally posted by thinksnow
The jester boots are sometimes fun, too.

I know this is off-topic, but where do you get jester boots? I was thinkning about having them custom made, but my local Italian shoemaker went into retirement recently.

[WillGolfForFood]

Originally posted by Persephone
A really nice dress that I wore to a job interview

So, other than the sex how did the interview go? :)

[thinksnow]

[SpinneZiege [/i]
thinksnow said:The jester boots are sometimes fun, too.
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I know this is off-topic, but where do you get jester boots?

I have no idea, actually. I'd probably have to special order them anyway, since I've got size 13-14 feet. Try an online search, you might be surprised!

WillGolfForFood, I actually laughed so hard I now have a headache! tres amuse

[SpinneZiege]

Oh, so you never have actually worn or owned jester boots. Not even in bed.

Damn. You could be at least somewhat serious in this thread.

[thinksnow]

Originally posted by thinksnow
The jester boots are sometimes fun, too.

In all honesty, as opposed to the flagrant lies above...

I tried, just couldn't do it Spinn

[bernse]

Condoms.

Rope. Around wrists and ankles. <--- usually the wife

A cape. "I am darkman!"

[Dylan]

Honey Dust...

Honey-Almond Oil...

sometimes Dewt and I have the radio on.....LOL

and occasionally, I let dewt borrow my black fishnet body stocking.......


oh.....yeah....I forgot.....

mini-kilt, thigh-high stockings, a white dress shirt and of course, the private school tie....used to be fun until the whole britney spears thing....sigh....

[porcupine]

Big Giant Bozo-the-Clown shoes and nothing else.

[dewt]

what do I have on when I have sex?

hmmm... usually a hard. Yes... I try to have a hard on. That would be the most usual.

Apart from that... combat boots.

[Persephone]

So, other than the sex how did the interview go?

Dammit, I hate it when I set myself up like that. :)

I got the job. But no sex was involved. The sex was with my husband. Later. After the interview. At home. I swear!

my black fishnet body stocking.......

Almost forgot. I've got one of these, too, 'cept mine's that stretchy lace, and it's crotchless. You know what? They're a lot more comfortable than one would think!

[purrplebear]

Hmmm....interesting query, aha. Personally, I prefer my hubby's kisses and hands and lips and...... I think you get the idea. :D

Other than that, I prefer to wear nothing at all.



Of course, that's what I remember anyway. It's been so long, it's a little hard to remember for sure. Perhaps MrBear remembers it better. ;)

I miss you, honey...... :(

[Ringo]

WTF. I can't even claim the Staurday night Spumante defense.

Almost all of the time nothing. Occasionally glasses (toes! she's got toes!). On one or two rare occasions, all of my clothes, just pushed out of the way.

No Nazi uniforms or anything, but twice, handcuffs (different GFs). Both times their idea, not really much of an enhancement. And, there is a definite downside. One time we were pretty drunk and I slept the night 'cuffed to a brass bed. My thumb was purple for a couple of days and numb for about a week.

So, how'd you spend that nickel, aha?

[tubagirl]

Well normally I have sex butt naked. Iam an exhibitionist so I hardly ever wear clothes inside the house.

But I have worn:

- silk scarves twines over my eyes and arounf ankles and wrists.

-a sapphire corset (http://www.fredericks.com/shopItemDetail.asp?DeptID=3&ClassID=7&ItemID=51245&Keyword=&AbsPage=1&LastPage=shopItemDetail%2Easp&SID=A62XDQ39S4S92LBEXN51000008JS2L01)

- a bra

- t-shirt in the heat of the moment

I'm still working on getting my husband to wear his matching thong once!!!

[AndYrAStar]

kitty ears! (http://members.aol.com/teskorae/kitty.jpg)
(yes, thats me. i looked funny. and my hair is wet, not dirty. :P)

[MikeG]

Ummm, I have to go now ...

Thank you, thank you thank you AndYrAStar sooooo much for that pic;)

:: heading for cold shower::

I prefer wearing only flannel sheets but there were some boxers I used to have with little santas all over them that were almost always guaranteed to get a good reaction from my ex...

[Persephone]

-a sapphire corset

I checked out the link. I have got to get me one of those! :D

[Adventurious82]

Awe, shucks!
Um, .... bikini briefs, one set red and one set jet black.
Glow in the dark condoms.
Lone Ranger style black mask.
Leather vest.
Body paint.
Wig.

(None of this all at once though, except for the condoms and maybe the mask, .... and perhaps the wig. I've had some real cool girl friends. :D )

[Tansu]

In the past I have worn:

A satin corset (the Victorian kind with a metal busk and long lace stays)

Thigh boots with 6" heels and removable strap details. They don't fit any more. My calves have got bigger.

A fishnet dress.

Fully fashioned stockings.


These days I tend to wear nothing at all, and if I am wearing anything, it's a linen nightdress and a silk cardingan, and I'm only keeping them on because it's cold.

[BornDodgy]

butt naked :D

dodgy

[FairyChatMom]

typically, nothing... I've been known to use a couple of barely-there nightgowns to get stuff started. I'll also spritz on his favorite scent when I'm trying some serious seduction.

[pezpunk]

Originally posted by AndYrAStar
kitty ears! (http://members.aol.com/teskorae/kitty.jpg)
(yes, thats me. i looked funny. and my hair is wet, not dirty. :P)

Wow! If this doesn't bring back my fantasies of sex with josie and the pussycats I don't know what does!

As for myself I wear nothing but a smile.

[plnnr]

My SO likes me in my black leather jacket and nothing else. I also have a black thong, which she has had the courtesy not to laugh at.

I've also worn a tuxedo (we were in the bathroom at a formal wedding reception at the time), a hospital gown (just what the Dr. ordered you could say), a black satin mask (it was a Zorro thing), and a pair of handcuffs.

Yes, my girlfriend and I have a wonderful time. I think I'll give her a call right now.

[RocknRoll Killing Machine]

a sombrero

[Tygr]

than I expected about my newbie-mentor.

Originally posted by Persephone
my black fishnet body stocking.......

Almost forgot. I've got one of these, too, 'cept mine's that stretchy lace, and it's crotchless. You know what? They're a lot more comfortable than one would think!


Ahem. Mrs. Tygr, meet Persephone. Persephone, Mrs.Tygr. I believe you two have some Christmas present ideas to discuss...(Tygr wanders off humming to self)

***
As to the OP:
Here's the most interesting story - One day, after getting out of the shower (together) my wife, thinking her face needed deep-cleaning, decided to put on some mud-mask. I've got some big pores on my face myself, and they can get dirty, so I slathered some mud on my face, too.

Well, there we were, fresh outta the shower, naked, we couldn't get dressed, and the mud takes a good thirty minutes to dry! What else you gonna do when you're naked, with a free half-hour? :D

... and we had clean faces afterwards! Bonus!

[vanilla]

socks.
Except for that time in the shower..

[Doctor Jackson]

There are some things that I've worn out
And some I've broken in
But the thing that I like best to wear
Is nothing - 'cept my skin.

[matt_mcl]

One thing I never wear is sox, unless I am having sex fully clothed. As Robertson Davies said, there's something ridiculous about a man wearing only sox.

OK. So I almost always start out clothed. Like, I mean, most of the foreplay goes on whilst clothed, reaching under and groping through garments. We often leave our clothes (or at least our pants) on during the blowjob phase and often don't get rid of them until the fucking phase.

I've also gone to bed whilst wearing full Goth (including black faux-velvet stretch t-shirt and leather studded dog collar) and army outfit (camo pants, olive-drab t-shirt, and dog tags). I've also gotten tied up and blindfolded a few times.

[Rasa]

Does chocolate ganache sauce count?

[Chef Troy]

Condoms.
A grateful look on my face.
Hi Opal.
(once) a blindfold.

[purrplebear]

Hmmmmm.....some very interesting ideas here. I think I should research this further once Mr Bear comes home. ;)

And, it reminded me of a few things I'd temporarily forgotten about.


Now, you don't really think I'm going to tell all of you do you? :D

[epeepunk]

We have, once or twice, in our youthful dating days, done the deed wearing boots. We called it "breaking them in". They did seem to fit better afterwards ... ;)

[Kiki]

I sleep in the nude so it's only natural to have sex while I'm nude. I have worn lacy teddy's, see through panties, edible panties, thongs, g-strings, etc. to get things started but not very often.

Now if this thread was about "where have you had sex?" I'd have quite a few stories to share. But since it's not, I'm just gonna have to leave you hangin'. ;)

[JavaMaven1]

Boy, I love these kinds of lists.

Nude, of course
lingerie--all kinds, stockings, teddies, garterbelts--you name it, I've most likely worn it. Including the white patent leather nursie uniform (long gone and several sizes ago) and the French maid get-up.
Dressed as a Naughty Nun. Full nun costume with black corset, stockings, and knee-high platform boots underneath.
In various states of undress. Sometimes, fully dressed.
Wearing vampire teeth. Not the cheap plastic Halloween fangs, but a set made especially for me by a guy I knew who made dentures. He made a bridge that "capped" my canines, and they looked real. They were very cool. Unfortunately, teeth have a tendency to move & shift over the years, and now they don't fit.
In full Renaissance Noble costume. When I'm in that kind of garb, I usually wear split-crotch bloomers, because I'm sure very few here know how difficult it is to try to pull down your bloomers in full costume when you have a run to the privvies. These split-crotch bloomers have come in handy in more ways than one. :D

[Mr. Cynical]

I have found that nothing heightens the mood like a tight-fitting diaper and propeller beanie. If the propeller beanie is not an option, a close second is a fez.

[ShelliBean]

Ok, here goes...

micky mouse ears and a mickey poncho while in the bathroom at disneyworld

dressed as a pumpkin after a halloween party (which makes me wonder more about the guy i was with, because who looks at a pumpkin and thinks "oooh baby"?)

and now that I am married and pregnant...
a ratty T-shirt.

Boy, my husband is one lucky man.

[Eutychus]

Sex? What's that?

[SkySlash]

The future misses and I were laughing about this one just the other evening.

She makes the comment, "What if mom asks if I've been been completely naked in your bed yet?"

Me pointing at her feet laughing, "Tell her no...you're still wearing socks!"

*innocent look*

Anyone know where I can get an apartment in Dallas that has Roman tubs or oversized baths as an amenity? I have a new addiction and we'll be needing a tub big enough for two!

-SS :D