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06-01-2009, 02:05 PM
I can't remember if we've done this before, but it's fun so...

Producers of porn sometimes like to give there films titles and themes that play on the popularity of mainstream films, television shows and even books. Here's a list of funny porn titles that follow this mold. They all came from my brain. Some may be real porn films. Some are titles of mainstream films that seem funny in this context. All are juvenile but hopefully amusing.

Jurassic Pork
Lust Horizons
The Joy Suck Club
My Bare Lady
Howard's End
Edward Penishands
On Golden Blond
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Romancing the Bone
Cumming Home
Sperms of Endearment
E.T., the Extra Testicle
When Harry Wet Sally
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Rosemary's Beaver
Cinderella Man
No Cunt for Old Men
Insemination Day
Diving Miss Daisy
The Big Drill

06-01-2009, 02:10 PM
One of the morning shows in Denver use to play this game where you'd guess if it was a real movie or not, some that I remember are even on that list. Another one that I believe was a real one...

How Stella Got A Groove In Her Back.

Drain Bead
06-01-2009, 02:17 PM
How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed is a real one, I think.

I also cracked up over "Bitanic." I cracked the joke when we saw the cover that Celine Dion would be singing "I Believe That My Hard-On Will Go".

06-01-2009, 02:18 PM
Schindler's Fist
Bang The Nun Slowly
Titty Slickers
Titty Slicker's 2: The Search For Golden Curlies
Shaving Ryan's Privates

(I didn't make any of these up)

06-01-2009, 02:21 PM
The first two pornos I ever saw were titled: Dirty Diane (a play on the Michael Jackson song) and Hard Poles for Hot Holes.

Kolak of Twilo
06-01-2009, 02:21 PM
These are real ones that always make me laugh:
Edward Penishands
Shaving Ryan's Privates

06-01-2009, 02:37 PM
My personal favorite has been and always will be Harry Pooter and the Sorceror's Bone. I don't even know if it's gay or straight, I giggle like a school girl every time.

06-01-2009, 02:42 PM
Previous thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=196252) - some good ones in there.

(My all-time favorite: Spread Legged Freaks)

Machine Elf
06-01-2009, 02:42 PM
Remember the movie "Flatliners" with Kiefer Sutherland?

Saw an actual porno once called "Fatliners." Ron Jeremy had his way with a morbidly obese woman.

06-01-2009, 03:32 PM

I accidentally posted the OP twice. This one before I had finished the list in the OP. These two threads should be combined, retaining the longer original list from the other OP.


06-01-2009, 05:37 PM
Star Whores, of course.

06-01-2009, 07:50 PM
Lawrence of A Labia

On Golden Blond

06-01-2009, 08:03 PM
Grand Theft Anal starring, the topic of a recent thread, Sasha Grey.

06-01-2009, 08:16 PM
Okay, here's the rest of my list from the duplicate thread. Now that thread can just be deleted.

The African Queen
The Sperminator
Tales from the Crack
The Evil Head
A Cock and Lips Now!
Throbbin' Hood
Porn on the 4th of July
Enema Mine
A Time to Thrill
The Cunt of Monte Cristo
True Thighs
Frenching the Lt's. Woman
Billy Jack-Off
Schindler's Lips
Sleazy Rider
Desperately Sucking Susan
Lust of the Mohicans
A Tale of Two Titties
The Buns of Navarone
Oh God!
Free Your Willie
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Pump Friction
Cherry Poppins
Bang the Nun Slowly
Great Sexpectations
White Men Can't Hump
Ball St.
Little Oral Annie
From Here to Internity
Mutiny on the Booty
On the Waterbed
Rebel Without a Condom
Saving Ryan's Privates
Tales from the Backside
Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
An Officer and a Genital-man
Mod Squat
The Smutty Professor
An American Tail
Night of the Giving Head
The Best Rears of Our Wives
When Harriet Met Sally
Broadcast Nudes
Stardust Mammaries
Men in Back
Good Will Humping
As Big as it Gets
Lays of Our Lives
The Hung and the Restless
Genital Hospital
Twin Cheeks

06-01-2009, 08:17 PM
Oh dear that takes me back...Edward Penishands was my first porno.

WATCHED! The first porno I WATCHED! :smack:

06-01-2009, 08:18 PM
"Glad he ate her"

06-01-2009, 08:29 PM
What Casting Couch, Honey? That Was the Part!

06-01-2009, 09:13 PM
Buffy the Vampire Layer

Little Oral Annie

Really Not All That Bright
06-01-2009, 09:28 PM
As I recall, Top Buns just replayed the volleyball scene from Top Gun unedited. ;)

06-01-2009, 09:38 PM
Private Benjamin's Button
The Natural Redhead
Up and Down and Up and Down
My Big Fat Greek Orgy

06-01-2009, 10:07 PM
Poke A Hiney

C K Dexter Haven
06-01-2009, 10:11 PM
Hawaiian Thigh
Thar She Blows

Nicolas Bourbaki
06-02-2009, 01:51 AM
no mention yet of Ass Ventura: Smut Detective or Yank my Doodle, it's a Dandy.

06-02-2009, 06:01 AM
Weapons of Ass Destruction must be the best porn film name ever.
Yes, there really is a film named that.

06-02-2009, 10:34 AM
The Dominatrix
Buttholefield Earth
Napoleon Done a Mutt (beastiality flick :eek: )
Backside to the Future (this one's for real)

John DiFool
06-02-2009, 11:05 AM
We also had a Game Room thread-someone would post the real name of a real movie, and the next poster would mangle it. [Couldn't find it with a search, not going to wait 5 more minutes.]

06-02-2009, 11:46 AM
Here's several more:

48 Whores
The Amityville Whore
Anal-ize This
Batteries Included
Bi Movie
The Black Hole (context is important, ya know!)
Porn in East L.A.
The Porn Identity, Supremacy, etc.
The Fuck-It List
Cockadile Dundee
The Whore (The Core)
Cum and Cummer
Deep In Pat (Deep Impact)
Fast and Furry Ass
Flesh Gordon (come on, guys, I'm the first to come up with this one?)
Glory Hole (Glory)
The Golden Shower (Golden Child)
Ass Age (Ice Age)
The Italian Blowjob
Inspect Her Gadget
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

06-02-2009, 05:21 PM
Remember the movie "Flatliners" with Kiefer Sutherland?

Saw an actual porno once called "Fatliners." Ron Jeremy had his way with a morbidly obese woman.
You had to remind me.:eek: Saw that scene at a bachelor party.

(All real ones)
The Adventures of Buttman and Throbbin
The Load Warrior
Frisky Business
BlackCock Down
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

06-02-2009, 08:36 PM
Gorgeous Babes Who Wouldn't Give You the Time of Day in Real Life but You Can Pay Good Money to Watch Them Getting Fucked in a Movie: Part IV

5 time champ
06-02-2009, 09:48 PM
Not sure these were ever made, but
The Big Blowjoboweski
Anal & the Night Visitor

Nonfiction titles
Cums, Sperms & Feels
The OmniWhores Dilemma

06-02-2009, 11:16 PM
Have they done many with titles from kids' movies? There's all sorts of possibilities!

Bi-Curious George
Boy Story
Happy Beat
Hocus Poke Us
Little Shop of Whores
Assper, the Friendly Ghost
Fucking Ned Devine

06-03-2009, 12:20 AM
Instead of the pun titles, I like the titles that just don't make sense, like Anal Chiropractor and My Ass Is Haunted

Man, hit
06-03-2009, 05:18 AM
Here, a few more - some made up, some real:

Plump Friction
A Hard Knight's Day
The Cum Thing Bites Mary

Sudo Intellectual
06-03-2009, 03:22 PM
I used to live near a gay porn theater that had a large marqee with the weekly movie up for the world to see... The best movie title EVER was around the time that Eyes Wide Shut came out. The theater had a porn called Butt Wide Open. This was on a main street too!

Justin Credible
06-12-2009, 04:27 PM
Here's one for Hal Briston: The Ox-Blow Incident.

Dr. Rieux
06-12-2009, 05:49 PM
A Midsummer Night's Cream

Bill Door
06-12-2009, 06:03 PM
Spank you for not Smoking

06-12-2009, 08:51 PM
How about "pornofying" celebrity/athletes names?

About 20 yrs ago, I swear I heard german pro-golf Bernhard Langer introduced as

"Long Hard Banger"

06-12-2009, 09:16 PM
Lord of the G-Strings

I saw most of this one and it's actually rather funny.

Bad Samaritan
06-12-2009, 11:56 PM
I haven't seen Chitty Chitty Gang Bang mentioned yet

Lucky 13
06-13-2009, 12:11 AM
Lord of the G-Strings

I saw most of this one and it's actually rather funny.

I saw it on Cinemax!

I used to correspond with a guy who worked in an adult bookstore/video store. He swore that one of the titles available for rental was "Pokin' Haunches."

06-13-2009, 12:01 PM
How about "pornofying" celebrity/athletes names?

I wouldn't be surprised if there were a dozen variations of A Rod. Like, A-hole Rod, Gay Rod. I'm sure there are more, but I don't want to think to hard* about this.

*heh, heh... hard...

06-13-2009, 03:53 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if there were a dozen variations of A Rod. Like, A-hole Rod, Gay Rod. I'm sure there are more, but I don't want to think to hard* about this.

*heh, heh... hard...

How about Tennis Player Andy Rod-Dick

Machine Elf
06-13-2009, 05:01 PM
The Adventures of Buttman and Throbbin

I thought it was Dickman and Throbbin?

Ah yes, here it is. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132086/)

06-13-2009, 05:18 PM
Throbbin' Hood
I believe that there is a real porn film called "Throbbin' Hood: Prince of Beaves".

Millit the Frail
06-13-2009, 06:47 PM
There's also Batdude and Throbin (http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=2925759&style=gay). Makes sense that there's a whole genre of gay porn about those two....

06-13-2009, 07:10 PM
I've never seen it, but I heard Eddie Murphy talking about this one on Letterman's show:

"Beaverly Hills Cop"


I remember Eddie saying a friend gave him a copy, and he watched for a while, then was pleasantly surprised when he saw some black porn star with an enormous schlong, and thought, "Oh, that's supposed to be ME? Cool!"

06-14-2009, 05:45 AM

07-27-2009, 03:24 PM
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Poon; The Kingdom of Krystal's Skull Fuck
The Hung and the Breathless (TV)
Mr. Holland's Anus
Nick & Norah's Infinite Fuckfest or
Nick Gives Norah his Infinite Fuckstick
Charlie Wilson's Whore
Butt-Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
Everybody Does Raymond (TV)
Herbie the Butt-Plug
The Legend in Bagger's Pants
Sisterhood of the Unraveling Pants
Eight Inches is Enough (TV)
Snatch on a Plane
Enema of the State
Crocodile Blondee
Caddy Shag

Jimmy Joe Meager
07-27-2009, 03:33 PM
The Flintbones - Red & Willing, Horney & Ready, Puddles & Gang-Bang.

07-27-2009, 03:38 PM
My personal favorite has been and always will be Harry Pooter and the Sorceror's Bone. I don't even know if it's gay or straight, I giggle like a school girl every time.

There's a porn starlet named Cherry Potter. Lately I've noticed that her name is now Cherry Petite. I wonder if there was a lawsuit.

07-27-2009, 04:40 PM
Big Trouble In Little Vagina

Haunted Pasta
07-27-2009, 04:53 PM
My all time favorite, seen on a marquee, is still California Reaming. White Men Can Hump gets a deserving mention as well.

07-27-2009, 06:08 PM
Saw a VHS box titled Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone. A buddy told me he had found an obscure porno titled Slammin' Granny in the Fanny: Part V. Weird to imagine there had to have been a Slammin' Granny in the Fanny parts IIV.

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