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tr0psn4j
08-12-2009, 03:01 PM
As a sort of thank you for all of your help in URL="http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=526960"]furnishing my hobbit-hole[/URL], I'm throwing a potluck dinner party. You're all invited, as long as you list the recipe for the hobbit themed food you're bringing.

I have plenty of dark ale, long bottom leaf, breads and cheeses and some sauteed mushrooms. Everything else is up to you guys!
Don Draper
08-12-2009, 03:03 PM
Great! This gives me a chance to try out my 'dragon-roasted dwarf' recipe! Twelve times I've tried cooking it so far, with varying results. This time though, I think I've got it down just right.
carnivorousplant
08-12-2009, 03:47 PM
I'll bring 'tater soup.
Oakminster
08-12-2009, 03:52 PM
I'll bring the Onion Ring.
carnivorousplant
08-12-2009, 04:01 PM
I'll bring the Onion Ring.

Psssst We call it "onion loaf", else the old, bearded guy with the staff acts like he's off his meds or something. :rolleyes:
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
08-12-2009, 04:19 PM
I'll bring the Onion Ring.

Only...One Ring?



I'll bring the Roast Lamb (kine are too big for Hobbits to raise).
tr0psn4j
08-12-2009, 05:58 PM
Only...One Ring?


Only one mouth can wield the Onion Ring.
eleanorigby
08-12-2009, 06:29 PM
I'm bringin lambas (or is it lembas?)--aka choc chip oatmeal cookies.
salinqmind
08-12-2009, 07:15 PM
Rabbit stew. Cooked, not raw. With 'taters. That's PO-TA-TOES to you.

For you raw food eaters, a nice fresh fish obtained with great stealth late at night from a forbidden pool. Juicy sweeeeeeeet!
daygecko
08-12-2009, 07:25 PM
I'll bring some good Buckland brandy for after dinner when we're gathered around the fire, swapping stories of our adventures.
Isamu
08-12-2009, 08:46 PM
I'll bring the miruvor - my "morning hangover"TM blend.
carnivorousplant
08-12-2009, 09:24 PM
swapping stories of our adventures.

The only adventures I've had are hiding from those gawddam fireworks.

You won't let the old guy bring that stuff, will you?
Elendil's Heir
08-12-2009, 10:09 PM
I'll bring an assortment of Dorwinion wines. Delicious and refreshing, but be careful - they pack quite a punch.
Malacandra
08-13-2009, 01:35 AM
One truckle of good sharp cheese that's been lurking in the corner of the dairy for a while, and a gallon of pickled onions that won't give up without a fight.
Humble Servant
08-13-2009, 10:35 AM
Fritos and Pepsi for everyone!
carnivorousplant
08-13-2009, 10:41 AM
Fritos and Pepsi for everyone!

We'll need Bromoseltzer.
MN_Maenad
08-13-2009, 01:19 PM
And I want to thank you for my next party theme!

*scribbles madly*
carnivorousplant
08-13-2009, 02:19 PM
And I want to thank you for my next party theme!


Bromoseltzer??
schnuckiputzi
08-13-2009, 04:42 PM
Apple tart.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
08-13-2009, 05:18 PM
*scribbles madly*

I was there , once.

Scribbles Madly--a nice little town.
Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
08-13-2009, 05:19 PM
Apple tart.

So, we're having a Hobbit stripper?:D
tr0psn4j
08-13-2009, 05:24 PM
So, we're having a Hobbit stripper?:D

And will she have ribbons in her hair?
Small Hen
08-13-2009, 06:38 PM
It's not a party without pipeweed.
DesertDog
08-13-2009, 06:43 PM
Seed cake. If it's good enough for Thorin, it's good enough for me.
salinqmind
08-13-2009, 06:45 PM
Honey cakes, better than the bakers of Beorn (?) make...

And Goldberry pie.
carnivorousplant
08-13-2009, 07:57 PM
And will she have ribbons in her hair?

She will be pleasantly plump.
Malacandra
08-14-2009, 04:19 AM
Bromoseltzer??

"Bromosel" is the cognate of Boromir in Bored of the Rings. :)

Just put on some eggs, and fetch out the cold chicken and pickles...
carnivorousplant
08-14-2009, 06:44 AM
"Bromosel" is the cognate of Boromir in Bored of the Rings. :)



Yes, I posted that in reply to Frito and Pepsi. :rolleyes:
VunderBob
08-14-2009, 07:00 AM
And Goldberry pie.

I thought only Tom Bombadil could eat that...
Elendil's Heir
08-16-2009, 12:21 AM
If it's not a formal affair, I may wear this: http://www.lifeisgood.com/product-details.aspx?sku=11667&description=Wander%20Boots%20on%20Dark%20Red&from=/category/search-by-interest/
Malacandra
08-16-2009, 10:07 AM
Yes, I posted that in reply to Frito and Pepsi. :rolleyes:

I know. I hope you weren't rolling your eyes at me.






You would need a lot of moxie for that. :D
carnivorousplant
08-16-2009, 04:21 PM
I know. I hope you weren't rolling your eyes at me.



Moi?








:rolleyes:
carnivorousplant
08-16-2009, 04:31 PM
What does it mean, "Colgate of Boromir"?
Malacandra
08-17-2009, 03:56 AM
Okay, well, when after Brasso and Drano got their jollies at the last battle with the Slumlord of Borax, this whole "cleaning products" thing got...

Eh, it'd take too long, and I see our host has just brewed up a nice pot of tea and brought out the brandysnaps, fudge fingers, toffee pennies and marzipanned dates, so let's just get on with "filling up the corners" instead.