SDTA--Straight Dope Tennis Association

[The Understander]

So I'm thinking to myself: "Hey, self, you need some cross-training to go along with the running, hey?" and what do you know, I've got old school tennis rackets in my room. And I'm feeling a bit competitive.

Any ChiDopers on the North Side like a good game of tennis? Let's set up some games! I'm in Rogers Park but I'll traverse the city for a little bit of the serve-and-volley. Winter's coming, ladies and gents, and you know that means seven months of crap weather. Tennis anyone?

[The Understander]

You are afraid?

Fear is nothing more than a feeling. You feel hot. You feel hungry. You feel angry. You feel afraid. Fear can never kill you.


Come on, tennis dopers... I know you're out there... game on!

[Aestivalis]

Come to the West Suburbs, I'll play (when it warms up)!