The last word

[BornDodgy]

A silly little game brought to you by yours truely.

It is about the last word. What you do is try to keep the last word.. but anybody could take your beloved last word form you anytime..

at the moment I have it.
It is watching tv in my living room.. if you want it you ll have to fight for it.

[Demo]

Umm, WTF? Are there rules to this game, or can I just post a bunch of mumbling, bumbling crap? Or is the real game that it is the word? And do I have to keep it at the end of my post or what? Can I include it in other words, like bit or lit or wit or tit (I like that one). What's the game again?

Ah shit.

It?

[BornDodgy]

You just had the last word. But now it is gone.
Back into my possessions.


Sure you can tell anything.. as long as you keep on telling something you have the last word..

I could tell you about how it pisses me off that my dad, my (ex) boyfriend my best friends boyfriend and my meds have the same name..
But I dont want to be cruel

dodgy
and her last word

[Ad Noctum]

I've got it :)
__________________
Ad Noctum, Keeper of last word until someone steals it.

[Skelji]

Originally posted by BornDodgy
... and my meds have the same name..
And herein lies the clue to this game :p

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last word

[BornDodgy]

That s what you think :)

dodgy

[AngelD112]

I have it now.
~Lisa

[BornDodgy]

.. grabs the word and eats it...

ha! How are you going to get it back NOW???

d.

[Skelji]

sehr schnell, Dodgy!

[WickedAngel]

Nope!

I just snatched it!

:p

[Arden Ranger]

Mine!

:D

[Mauvaise]

Originally posted by Arden_Ranger
Mine!

:D

Not for long !!! :::evil cackle:::

[zyzzyva]

Nope. You all lose. I win. Just look at my name. ;)

[Ad Noctum]

::takes a swig of Mtn Dew and sits on the word::

_________________
here I sit all broken hearted
came to shit but only farted
later on I took a chance
tried to fart but shit my pants.

[Enderw24]

Ender politely asks for the word and it is granted. Calmly he places it on the desk of the moderator who is silently weeping and whimpering "I've got to patrol this thread?"

[Osip]

we already played this in IMHO Anniz started the "who is the most stubborn" thread, which I of course won :) well, until a Mod Scythe decided to close the thread do to the nightmares it caused him.

Now I have the last word!

Osip

[Demo]

This looks like a grand way to pad ones post count. How ignoble!

(haha, I have the last word!)

:D

[iampunha]

S E X

[Ad Noctum]

Kinky butt sex?

[Tretiak]

I don't have the last word...

[Ad Noctum]

you don't? :)
__________________
keeper of the last word for 2.39854 seconds.

[jjjfishe]

Toss it to me Ad!!!

::Runs across the yard and tackles it::

I GOT THE LAST WORD!

[Dr.Pinky]

You have an exboyfriend named Haldol?

Many virus hoaxes:
·Claim to describe an extremely dangerous virus (thereby playing on one’s paranoia)
·Use techno-babble to make impressive-sounding (but impossible) claims (thereby garnering authority by inducing confusion)
·Claim that the report was issued or confirmed by a well-known company (thereby garnering authority by association)
·Ask you to forward it to all your friends and colleagues (thereby… I dunno, clogging the Internet?)
·Are started by a guy named Pinky


The last word (and valuable info, to boot!)

[Skelji]

:: grabs word and stuffs it down his pants ::

Alright, who wants it [i]now[/i???

[Eutychus]

I suppose I could cheat and close the thread.

[DynoSaur]

Oh, sure, you could, but that would be blatant abuse of your powers, and you wouldn't want -that-, now would you? :)

Oh, and as for your precious last word? I've got it...and it's little dog, too...

[Tretiak]

I've got the last word, but to be fair I'll tell you where it is...

http://www.jimrome.com/lastword/

[orion007]

There's this little thing that curses when you press a button... it's pretty funny. It was called "The Final Word." The thread title reminded me of it.

Bwahahaha, it's mine now!

[AngelD112]

I've got it now!
~Lisa

[Arden Ranger]

::swipes last word and slips into her ample cleavage::

:D

[Mauvaise]

:::skips merrily about the thread the Last Word clutched tightly in her hands:::

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*steals last word and does her little happy dance with it*

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Mauvaise, what cheek! Again she swipes it from me!

:: plucks last word from Fairy Princess Kitty's clutches as she's preoccupied by her dance ::

And the word is...

O-um

[Skelji]

was going to cut in on FPK's dance, but Arden_Ranger beat me to it! Well, I'll just borrow this then...

[Arden Ranger]

Curses!

Rangers hunt wolves, you know ;)

[Mauvaise]

::giggles as she realises that again she will swipe the Last Word from Arden::

:D

[Arden Ranger]

Blast and damn!

:: adds Mauvaise to the hunt list...::

[AngelD112]

Woohoo! I got it! I got it!
~Lisa

[Arden Ranger]

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

[Mauvaise]

Hahahaha

You'll never find me!!! Or the Last Word ;)

[Arden Ranger]

Impertinant wench!

:p

[Upham]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now I have the last word!! it's allllll mine!

I can feel the power!!!!

MegaloUphamaniac

[Upham]

[b]AND, as an added bonus to having the last word, i now know how to write in bold! does it get any better???[b]

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*snaps kitty teeth at Upham and steals back the last word diving under the bed with it*

Kitty

[Upham]

Blast, now i'll never get it bac.... waaaait a minute!


WAHA!

[Emperor Penguin]

*Yoink*

Mine now!

[Mauvaise]

*yoink* yourself, Corvus

Muhahahaha :D

[Upham]

Hey, c'mon, if you guys dont start playing fair i'm takin' my last word and goin' home!

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

::takes last word back politely with a meow then hisses at the lot of them::

Mine!

Kitty

[Emperor Penguin]

Okay, I'll play fair



Just kidding!!!

[Arden Ranger]

*Yoink*?

:confused:

Who's not playing fair?

:)

[Mauvaise]

Me ? Nah..I'm innocent :D

[Upham]

Blast where'd it go? where'd it go?? oh, wate

It's Right Here!!

i love being able to write in bold

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Play fair? Me? NEVER! It's mine!

Kitty

[Upham]

Blast! and i've got to go!

But the last word SHALL be mine again, ohhh yes, make no mistake!

[Arden Ranger]

Not tonight, Bucko!

Mine!

[Mauvaise]

Yours did you say ? HA!

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

meow?

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Damn, woman!

Lessee... were we actually suppposed to be posting something herr, or just wrestling for the elusive Last Word? And if we're suppose to wrestle, is it free form or, say, jello wrestling? 'Cause I think Mauvaise
and I will pretty much be forever tagging in the jello pit. ;)

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

::tackles ranger and straddles him to steal the last word::
where's the jello?

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Um... Kitty?

I'm a she. :)

But we can still wrestle in the jello pit if ya want. ;)

[Assuming it's alright with my mentor, of course :)]

[Mauvaise]

Hmmm...it's just not as much fun stealing the Last Word from Kitty as it is from Arden.

::strips down to her G-string and hops into the jello pit::

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*blushes* oops.
Can we still do jello though? Jello is fun, or ice cream stuff is good, where DW when you need him?

Kitty

[The Man Who]

The fact is that the Vikings WILL win the Super Bowl and I DON'T need my medication upped.

And that, my friends, is the last word .

Cordially,

Myron M. Meyer
The Man Who

[Mauvaise]

::claps hands::

Yay !! I did steal it from Arden..hmm and now from myself, how surreal

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*raises a brow at The Man Who*
Yes dear, if you say so.
*steals last word while he's in delusional state of mind*

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Of course, Kitty! More the merrier in the jello pit

But ya gotta strip down to the regulation G-String...

::does just that and dives in after grabbing the Lat Word and taunting Kitty with it::

[Arden Ranger]

LAST word! Grabbing Last Word and taunting Kitty with it. <sigh>

Must learn to use Preview Button...

[Mauvaise]

::takes the (now slimy) Last Word::

*TAUNT*

[Arden Ranger]

::Dives in and regains last word by diong something distracting to her semi nude opponent ::

:p

[The Man Who]

Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty
*raises a brow at The Man Who*
Yes dear, if you say so.
*steals last word while he's in delusional state of mind*

Kitty

Actually the Vikes have already won the Super Bowl.



I'm also the Queen of Spain.

Cordially,

Myron M. Meyer
The Man Who has the Last Word

[Arden Ranger]

Yeah, and I'm the Queen of America. :)

Back in the Jello pit!

[Mauvaise]

::gyrates a bit for the spectators, then runs off with the Last Word::

not to mention what this thread is doing for my post count, Thanks, Dodgy!

[Arden Ranger]

Runs off??

Did you leave the Jello Pit?

[AngelD112]

What? I'm not invited to the jello pit?
I'll be in the corner crying now..but at least I have the last word with me.
~Lisa

[Arden Ranger]

Of course you can play in the Jello Pit! Regulation G-strings only, of course.

[actually, I think the Jello Team should gang up on the rest of them ;)]

[AngelD112]

Thank you. Is purple satin okay for my G-String?
(I think we should gang up on them too!)
~Lisa

[Mauvaise]

::clutches the Last Word to her ample chest and leaps back into the Jello Pit:: BONSAI!!!!

[AngelD112]

Oh no, you don't!! I'll fight you for it, but I have it now. Bring it on!! ::jumps in pit:: COWABUNGA!!

[Emperor Penguin]

Originally posted by Arden_Ranger
*Yoink*?

:confused:


Yoink, best described as a typically cartoonish sound effect used to denote something has jus been taken from under somebodies nose.

So, if you will allow me,

Yoink!

Hee Hee

::runs, slips in jello, falls in pit::

[Arden Ranger]

Hey! Look! Pile up on Corvus!!

:: Dive! ::

[AngelD112]

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm assuming that Corvus is male. And in that case, wouldn't the idea of women in G-strings fighting on top of him in a jello pit be somewhat appealing? Oh, now I get it..we're seducing the enemy. Good plan! I'm with you now.

[Mauvaise]

We'll subdue 'em any way we can ;)

::yanks the Last Word back::

[Arden Ranger]

Yeah, they tend to get slack jawed and glassy eyed when assaulted by four mostly nude females, even covered in jello.

:)

[Just Call Me Tech-Mex]

I always wanted the last word. Not too common at my place! ;)

[AngelD112]

Tough luck, huh? I'm taking it back to the jello pit where it belongs. Come and get it
~Lisa

[Mauvaise]

Not too common here, either :P

*snag*

[Emperor Penguin]

Hmm... Maybe I should put up a token struggle now?

[Arden Ranger]

Just for appearances. :)

[Mauvaise]

I don't think Corvus really wants to get away.

[Arden Ranger]

In his place, would you? ;)

[orion007]

Hey, look! It's a T-rex in an F-14!

Hehe made you look! Mine now!

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*strips down to regulation G-string and steal the last word*
I'm back!

Kitty

[Mauvaise]

No, I guess I wouldn't :)

Pardon me, Kitty, I believe you have my Last Word.

[AngelD112]

I got it! I got it!

[Skelji]

HA! Thought you could run me off, huh Ranger?

i can't believe this thing is 2 pages long

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*takes it from Angel and has them both fall into the jello pit*

Kitty

[Emperor Penguin]

Now whatever would give you *that* idea?


But alas, all good things must come to an end, and I must leave.

*sigh*

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*giggles and grins*
Hi DW, would you like to join us in the jello?

Kitty

[AngelD112]

Corvus left, but not before letting me steal the last word from him in the jello pit. Its mine, again!

[Arden Ranger]

and why, pray tell, would I want to run you off Dire Wolf? It's so much more fun to hunt. :D

[DynoSaur]

The last word is mine, now.

::quickly coating Last Word with jello-retardant chemicals and straps it to himself::

Come and get it.

[Skelji]

:: takes word, and can't resist flinging jello at FPK ::

FWAP!

You too, Ranger....FWAPITY-FWAP!

[Mauvaise]

::holds the Last Word above her head::

I've got it now !!

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*sputters* Hey! That wasn't very nice DW!
*sprays him with whipped cream*
Take that!

Kitty

[DynoSaur]

Hmm...

Mine again.

Is the jello cold?

[Skelji]

Sorry Ranger, it's Duck Season.

Um, Wabbit Season?

No, it's Naked Jello Wrestling Season!

[Arden Ranger]

Of course it's cold! It's Jello!

And it's always wolf season, DW. :eek:

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*drags DW into the jello pit then stands in front of him*
You just try it, you'll have to go through me first.

Kitty

[AngelD112]

Whipped Cream? and Jello? This is heaven!! Can I have a cherry too?
~Lisa

[DynoSaur]

Well, I had figured, what with all the wrestling going on, the jello had perhaps become warmer.

[Mauvaise]

::takes the Last Word and heads off to bed with it::

It's going to stay safely tucked away with me there until morning :)

Good night all

::climbs out of the pet shaking jello from her hair and other body parts::

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*tosses angel a couple of cherries then places one on top of DW's head*
adorable

Kitty

[DynoSaur]

Funny, Mauv seems to have shaken off the last word with the jello.

Her loss.

[AngelD112]

Thanks Kitty. Now that I have my energy back, it seems to me that while the rest of the girls were on top of DynoSaur
trying to get the last word..it slipped out of his hands and came to me. You girls might wanna check to see if his hands are on your boobs cause they surely aren't on the last word.=)

[Skelji]

Get back here Mauvaise!

:: sits in jello pit, staring at FPK before him, scantily clad in her g-string ::

Hey, this cherry has a pit in it! Whaddaya want me to do, break a fang?

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*slaps Dyno's hands lightly*
Naughty! Though I could get to like naughty...

Kitty

[iampunha]

S E X

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Oh don't be such a big baby about it DW. Umm... iampunha, it's a good idea at least, care to elaborate?

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

No, Mauvaise, what makes you think The Last Word is gonna be safe from me in your bed?

:: Dumps jar of pitless cherries in DW's lap ::

:: Sprays Dyno with whipped creme ::

:: Squirts chocolate sauce on Angel ::

[AngelD112]

Someone is going to walk in and see all of us with our whipped cream and jello, and they're going to think that something dirty is going on.
~Lisa

[Arden Ranger]

Oops, almost forgot!

:: drizzles carmel on Kitty ::

You did say you wanted ice cream things, yes? :)

[Skelji]

WooHoo! A whole jar of ammo, uh, I mean cherries!

now, where did i put that slingshot?

[Arden Ranger]

Ladies, I think it may be time to pile up on DW!

:: Dive! ::

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Angel, but it's perfectly clean, in a jello-y kind of way. At least we haven't brought out the heavy duty stuff yet.

Kitty

[Skelji]

Oh, I think I've died and gone to wolfie heaven...

[DynoSaur]

Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty
*slaps Dyno's hands lightly*
Naughty! Though I could get to like naughty...

Kitty

Oops.

I'm really, really sorry, Kitty. I swear. Really.

::Tries to look sincere, fails horribly::

Let's talk about this 'naughty' stuff s'more ;)

[Arden Ranger]

Somehow, I think we've completely lost the original intent of the OP....

Aw, what the hell, ::snatch::

Mine!

[AngelD112]

Thanks for the chocolate sauce, and I know its clean..but other people might not.
Hey, who has there hand on my inner thigh?
~Lisa

[Arden Ranger]

Hard to tell. Hands seem to be everywhere.

Mine?

Bad Wolfie!

[Skelji]

Oh, sorry Angel! (really, an honest mistake :p )

OP? Huh?

[DynoSaur]

Not my hands...they're busy...elsewhere...

And the last word is mine. At least temporarily.

[Arden Ranger]

I don't think semi-nude Jello Wrestling for the Last Word was what BornDodgy had in mind. :)

:: snatches Last Word away from whoever has it now and carefully folds it and slips it in her G-String ::

:D

[AngelD112]

Don't apologize Wolfie...I kinda liked it=) I was just wondering who it was.
~Lisa
Oh yeah, Mine!

[Arden Ranger]

Cheeky Wench!

[AngelD112]

Who? Me? I sincerely apologize if I was being cheeky, I didn't mean to be. I'd hate to be the cause of bad feelings in the jello pit. Mine!

[Upham]

AHA! Back into the hands it truely belongs in! the last Word is mine again!!

[Arden Ranger]

Where'd he come from!!

Jump him!

[Skelji]

Mine.

:: checks AR's g-string anyway ::

[Upham]

MIIIIIIINE mine mine mine mine mine

i think we may well have stumbled on an infinate thread, there's no way to end this...

[Arden Ranger]

Like what ya see, Wolfie? ;)

[DynoSaur]

I'm assuming one of our friendly moderators will shut it down in short order...

But until then...MINE.

[Upham]

didnt see me comin' did ya?! all too intent on your foolish little game, well it's mine now chumps!

[Skelji]

Arden, how YOU doin'? ;)

[Upham]

so, who's it gonna be when the mods DO shut it down

actually, it'll be one of the mods...

this is all kinda pointless...

OH WELL, MINE NOW

[Arden Ranger]

:: purrs ::

Oh, Upham.... I could hurt you...

[Upham]

Mwahahaha, that's right my pritties, all of you just get bord and go

leaving ME alll alone with it

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Dire Wolf
Arden, how YOU doin'? ;)

Fine, baby, just fine ;)

Me and the Last Word...

Hey! What's this?! Wolf hair?!

[Emperor Penguin]

Not so fast there, s'mine now

[DynoSaur]

hmm...I appear to have scared Kitty off.

-That's- how I'll win...attrition...

::Looks for next victim::

[Upham]

I love this

[Skelji]

Yeah Upham, ya damn wet blanket!

:: tosses word across the room ::

Here, go fetch!! :p

[AngelD112]

Did you think I'd give up so easily? I'm back..I just had to get some vodka for the jello-pit. Now its a pit of jello-shots. Mine!!
~Lisa

[Upham]

Hey, if i win what do i get?

(mine)

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by DynoSaur
hmm...I appear to have scared Kitty off.

-That's- how I'll win...attrition...

::Looks for next victim::



:: crooks a finger at Dyno from the Jello Pit and smiles ::

Come get some, little man...
:)

[Upham]

all y'all get away, aint no one gonna take this last word with 'em but me

[AngelD112]

What else do you want? You've gotten to wrestle with half-naked women in a pit of Jello, all night. What else is there?
Still Mine!

[Emperor Penguin]

Anybody wanna buy a slightly used last word?

[Skelji]

"Watch it wiggle
See it jiggle..."

Be careful, Dyno - AR will have you crying like a schoolboy in no time ;)

[AngelD112]

Corvus, Who needs a slightly used word if you have the last word right here?
Mine!

[Upham]

Why wont you people just accept that it's mine??

any chance of this getting on Thread Spotting?

[DynoSaur]

Originally posted by Arden_Ranger

:: crooks a finger at Dyno from the Jello Pit and smiles ::

Come get some, little man...
:)

::Circles AR slowly... ::

you want some, you got some ;)

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Dire Wolf


Be careful, Dyno - AR will have you crying like a schoolboy in no time ;)


Wooo... new sig material! Can I add it, huh? It'll go great with Aunt Una's contribution!

Oh, mine.

[Emperor Penguin]

Well I was thinking maybe I could set up a trade of sorts...;)

(mine again)

[Upham]

these are goin by so fast i'm gonna start sticking in subliminal messages

MINE (drink coke)

[Upham]

(drive big fat gas guzzeling cars)

MINE!!!!

(vote Bush)

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by DynoSaur
Originally posted by Arden_Ranger

:: crooks a finger at Dyno from the Jello Pit and smiles ::

Come get some, little man...
:)

::Circles AR slowly... ::

you want some, you got some ;)

:: smug smile ::

Think you're man enough?

:: dives and tackles Dyno, sending him flying back in the jello, splashing spectators ::

[AngelD112]

So, Corvus..What are we trading? If it is something good, I'll get your slightly used word and have the last word too.
Mine!!
~Lisa

[DynoSaur]

Uh oh, he's begun stealing the word from himself.

MINE.

[Upham]

(Freemasons are running the country)




(old soldiers never die) IT'S MINE!!! (you need a faster computer)



(watch CBS, we're cool now)

[Skelji]

Ranger, you are such a minx. :)
Sig away.

:: takes this psychotic word and tucks it back in AR's g-string ::

Have at it, Dyno! *snicker*

[Upham]

(where's the beef?)


IT's MINE


(it's mine)

[Upham]

(is this working?)


Mine again...


(this IS working)

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Dire Wolf
Ranger, you are such a minx. :)
Sig away.



Oh, no! I like that one too!

Wolfie, you're taunting me now. ;)

[DynoSaur]

Originally posted by Arden_Ranger
Originally posted by DynoSaur
Originally posted by Arden_Ranger

:: crooks a finger at Dyno from the Jello Pit and smiles ::

Come get some, little man...
:)

::Circles AR slowly... ::

you want some, you got some ;)

:: smug smile ::

Think you're man enough?

:: dives and tackles Dyno, sending him flying back in the jello, splashing spectators ::


Man enough? Certainly. Although I could use some pointers on jello-wrestling.

:: pulls AR down with him...slaps a half-nelson onto her ::

This could be fun ;)

[AngelD112]

Okay..you know what? I'm going to bed soon, and when I do I'll toss it to my girls in the jello-pit..We have to stick together, don't we? But until then, MINE!!!

[Emperor Penguin]

Well it all depends on what your willing to give (it won't be the last word though, that's mine now.)

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by DynoSaur
[QUOTE]
Man enough? Certainly. Although I could use some pointers on jello-wrestling.

:: pulls AR down with him...slaps a half-nelson onto her ::

This could be fun ;)

:: Bites Dyno and grabs a handfull of whatever part of him is closer ::

Pointer one: The fewer clothes, the better.

[Crack'dOff]

Nope, now it's mine!

Damn. I just dropped it on the floor. Sasha, get away from that! Ohhhhh.
Well, sorry to say it, but Sasah just dropped it in the litter box and is burying it.

Anyone want to get it? If so, you're much braver than I!

[Arden Ranger]

Hurmph!

:: AR, who has cats and small children at home and is therefore afraid of nothing retrieves word from Sasha ::

Don't make me toss you in the Jello Pit, Sasha....

[Emperor Penguin]

::sticks out tounge::

Still mine!

[DynoSaur]

Originally posted by Arden_Ranger
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DynoSaur


:: Bites Dyno and grabs a handfull of whatever part of him is closer ::

Pointer one: The fewer clothes, the better.

Er, clothes? What clothes? Just got this sumo-wrestler thing on.

:: tackles AR and pins her in the jello ::

and watch what you're biting, please...

[Skelji]

Well it's true. You are such a minx.

Or perhaps you'd prefer...

That Arden_Ranger chick sure ain't shy. For a new Doper, she just busted in here and gave us both barrels.

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Corvus
::sticks out tounge::

Still mine!

"Come here, Corvus," AR coos from the Pit. "I'll trade ya.."

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*padz back in and looks around*
Jello wrestling, and cherries, and g-string
Oh My!

*pouts* Dyno go buh-bye

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by DynoSaur
[QUOTE]

and watch what you're biting, please...

Oh, I am. ;)

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

::looks around once more then curls up next to DW hiding in the pretty fur:: It's scary out there

Kitty

[Upham]

Just poped in a moment to say

MINE AGAIN

[AngelD112]

Hey AR, I know that isn't you that is trying to take Corvus(and his tongue) away from me. Is it? Don't make me throw you back in that jello-pit...the 3 of us might have to fight this one out.But anyway, for now..Its Mine!

[DynoSaur]

Aww, Kitty...c'mon back and play s'more? ;)

Now, excuse me while I go retaliate.

:: bites AR ::

[Emperor Penguin]

Originally posted by Arden_Ranger
"Come here, Corvus," AR coos from the Pit. "I'll trade ya.."


Must... resist... can't..go..to..jello pit

Will weakening...

Dang.

::runs, jumps in::

So much for self control. At least I have the last word.

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Dire Wolf
Well it's true. You are such a minx.

Or perhaps you'd prefer...

That Arden_Ranger chick sure ain't shy. For a new Doper, she just busted in here and gave us both barrels.

That's what being a gamer for half your life gets ya. No shame. :cool:

[Skelji]

Don't worry FPK - jello just slides right off me. You'll be safe here.

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

But Dyno *sniffle* You've left me no one else to play with. *snuggles up closer to DW*

Kitty

[DynoSaur]

Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty
But Dyno *sniffle* You've left me no one else to play with. *snuggles up closer to DW*

Kitty

Awww...and I do so hate to disappoint pretty girls...

[AngelD112]

Corvus, sugar..come over here and let this little angel massage your back. You look so tense after all that fighting. Doesn't that feel good? Anywhere else you want massaged? ::smiles seductively at Corvus::

(Mine)

[Jedi Girl]

Okay, I was just talking to FPK and she mentioned this. Can I join?

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

just go and dissapoint me, leave me for her, just go ahead, see if I care *sniffle, pout, whimper*
*snuggles close to DW then licks him* Hey jello covered wolf tastes good.

Kitty

[DynoSaur]

Well, Kitty, it appears that you've abandoned me now, anyway...*sniffle*


:: Returns to wrestling AR ::

(Mine, all mine)

[Skelji]

Jedi Girl is here now? Oh man, this should be interesting.

[AngelD112]

Hey Jedi Girl..Come on in,the Jello is fine!
(Mine)

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty
just go and dissapoint me, leave me for her, just go ahead, see if I care *sniffle, pout, whimper*
*snuggles close to DW then licks him* Hey jello covered wolf tastes good.

Kitty

Sure, if ya don't mind hair balls :)

And Kitty, I think there's more than enough of everybody to go around, dontcha think? Did anybody bring the Twister game? Now that we're all half naked and slippery....

[[and Wolfie, I couldn't choose, I used 'em both ;)]]

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

::gently pushes Jedi Girl into the jello pit::
You're on your own buddy, though there are plenty of people to wrestle with.

Woohoo my 6ooth post! ::kisses DW to celebrate the occasion::

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by AngelD112
Hey Jedi Girl..Come on in,the Jello is fine!
(Mine)

Regulation G-Strings only!

Mine. :P

[AngelD112]

I just happen to have travel Twister on me!
Left foot-Green (Mine)

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Grr I meant 600th, silly me. Ummm... AR, I'm a kitty cat, and you warn me of hairballs? It'll take far more than that to keep me away from the wolf.

Kitty

[Jedi Girl]

Who needs to be attacked? Or should I save people (I do, afterall, have the full red cross lifeguard certifictaions :D)? Just tell me what to do!

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

::puts one paw on green, considering that they're all feet::
*shrug* Oh well.

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty
Grr I meant 600th, silly me. Ummm... AR, I'm a kitty cat, and you warn me of hairballs? It'll take far more than that to keep me away from the wolf.

Kitty

Kitty fur is soft, though. Wolf hair rough...

But then, maybe you're like me and like it rough. You did dive into the Jello Pit pretty fast. ;)

[DynoSaur]

Originally posted by Jedi Girl
Who needs to be attacked? Or should I save people (I do, afterall, have the full red cross lifeguard certifictaions :D)? Just tell me what to do!

:: pulls Jedi Girl into the jello ::

attack, of course ;)

and, um, hi ;)

(minemineMINE)

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Originally posted by Arden_Ranger
Kitty fur is soft, though. Wolf hair rough...

But then, maybe you're like me and like it rough. You did dive into the Jello Pit pretty fast. ;)

Oh, I like it rough, it's just oh so fun. Anyone have handcuffs? And where did we leave the whipped cream and hot fudge?

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Jedi Girl
Who needs to be attacked? Or should I save people (I do, afterall, have the full red cross lifeguard certifictaions :D)? Just tell me what to do!

The women are in the Jello Pit, ganging up on the men who dare try to have the Last Word! We all know that cannot be allowed to happen.

Oh, and we're playing Twister.

::whatever foot on green::

[Emperor Penguin]

Originally posted by AngelD112
Corvus, sugar..come over here and let this little angel massage your back. You look so tense after all that fighting. Doesn't that feel good? Anywhere else you want massaged? ::smiles seductively at Corvus::

(Mine)

Ahhh...

Ya know, you're looking pretty tense yourself, here let me help you...

::starts massaging shoulders, slowly works way down::

(the last word, it's all mine now)

[Jedi Girl]

::Puts her hand on green::
oh wait, sorry Kitty, was that your paw?

::Picks up a piece of jello and throws it::
::Laughing as she runs behind FPK::

[AngelD112]

right hand-yellow
Won't anyone play Twister with me? Right now, its just FPK and myself. Its kinda lonely on this side of the jello pit.
Mine!

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty
[QUOTE]
Oh, I like it rough, it's just oh so fun. Anyone have handcuffs? And where did we leave the whipped cream and hot fudge?



Hmmm.... well, being handcuffed together would make semi-naked Jello Pit Twister more interesting...

:: hands out cuffs and ice cream toppings all around ::

[Skelji]

I can do soft and rough, especially in the jello.

And AR, thank you for noticing my hair balls. They're part of a three piece set.

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*meows* Hey! Since when am something to run behind?
*ducks* Help! Dire Wolf? Anyone?

Kitty

[Emperor Penguin]

Left hand, blue!!

(last word, mine)

[Skelji]

Left foot green.

Right hand Ranger.

Left hand Kitty.

[Jedi Girl]

Originally posted by DynoSaur


:: pulls Jedi Girl into the jello ::

attack, of course ;)

and, um, hi ;)

(minemineMINE) [/i]

WELL....hello to you to. ::Picks up jello and tosses it at Dyno::

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

::puts another paw on yellow::
*throws ice cream at DW*
::ducks low to hide::

Kitty

[AngelD112]

OOH, Corvus. You're good, but should we do this in public? Come to the back room with me, and I'll tie you up, and lick some whipped cream off your manly chest...and steal the last word from you, cause you're all tied up like that::smiles innocently, yet seductively::
This is what I call a party. We have a jello-pit, Twister, and human sundaes. How much better can it be?

[Skelji]

:: DW whips out his.....




pocket knife (you pervs!), and cuts off all the g-strings! ::

Semi-naked??? Naked handcuffed whipped cream jello wrestling twister!

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Dire Wolf
Left foot green.

Right hand Ranger.

Left hand Kitty.

::slaps cuffs on DW's right hand and her left ::

There! This should make Twister even more entertaining!

Right hand yellow

[Jedi Girl]

I'm playing twister too!
Right hand orange. Wait, what do you mean there's no orange?? ::pouts:: fine. right hand blue.

[Skelji]

Hey, AR, aren't you going to read me my rights first?

[Jedi Girl]

stupid smileys

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Wolfie, baby, you're in a room of nakes jello covered girls, you have no rights.

Kitty

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Naked, NAKED, I meant naked really I did. *shrugs and pours warm fudgey stuff on DW while he's cuffed*

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Dire Wolf
Hey, AR, aren't you going to read me my rights first?

Rights? Dear Wolfie, you have none. :) You voluntarily entered the Jello Pit, which was the domain of the females. Rights... ::snicker:: You are now our official Jello Pit Plaything!

Any objections?

[AngelD112]

Right hand- Red
(Mine)

[Emperor Penguin]

::snaps cuffs on Angel::

Now, you were saying?

(I'll take that last word too...)

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

*pets the now chocolately DW*
He's our plaything? Really? Oh yay! So Wolfie, darling, how would you like to play?

Kitty

[Jedi Girl]

::laughs evilly:: you have no rights here! it's the jello pit of doom! where everyone is naked and dw somehow had a knife concealed in a g-string. wait, how did that work?

[Skelji]

No, AR, no objections here.

I even checked "organ donor" on my license ;)

boy, am i glad i ate my wheaties today

[AngelD112]

Oh, No, you don't Corvus. ::pulls out key to handcuffs::
I think its time for this little angel to go to her little dreamcloud in the sky. The last word is coming with me, and anyone else that wants to can come with it. Any takers?

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Jedi Girl
::laughs evilly:: you have no rights here! it's the jello pit of doom! where everyone is naked and dw somehow had a knife concealed in a g-string. wait, how did that work?

Stupid Pet Trick? ;)

Oh, wait! You know how how Highlander they somehow manage to hide a 4 foot broadsword in a motorcycle jacket? That's how.

Damn, DW, you're gooood... :)

[Skelji]

Practice, and quick hands is all it takes.

[Emperor Penguin]

Originally posted by AngelD112
Oh, No, you don't Corvus. ::pulls out key to handcuffs::
I think its time for this little angel to go to her little dreamcloud in the sky. The last word is coming with me, and anyone else that wants to can come with it. Any takers?


Well if you're offering... :) ( but the last word is actually coming with me)

[DynoSaur]

Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty
Wolfie, baby, you're in a room of nakes jello covered girls, you have no rights.

Kitty

Who needs rights when they're surrounded by naked jello-covered girls, anyway? ;)

Left hand red...

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Dire Wolf
Practice, and quick hands is all it takes.

You actually practiced hiding a knife in a g-string?

:: plucks Last Word from Angel on her way out of the Jello Pit while waiting for DW's reply::

[AngelD112]

Right hand-blue
Corvus, I'm offering, but the last word is staying with me. Of course, as long as we're both coming..does it really matter? =)(And yes, I realize that "coming" is spelled wrong, the way it is used in that sentence..but I dislike spelling it correctly)
Mine!

[Skelji]

No need for much practice when it's a G-knife. You know, specially designed and all.

Care for a pudding pop?

[Skelji]

Since Angel and Corvus are getting all steamed up, I'll just swap 'em a pack of condoms for that word.

What's that Angel baby? You have 2 words?

Corvus Interruptus???

[Arden Ranger]

Originally posted by Dire Wolf
No need for much practice when it's a G-knife. You know, specially designed and all.

Care for a pudding pop?

:eek:

Is that stashed in your G-string, too?

:: leer :: Wolfie...Is that a pudding pop or are ya just happy to see me? ;)

[Mine]

[Emperor Penguin]

Originally posted by AngelD112
Right hand-blue
Corvus, I'm offering, but the last word is staying with me. Of course, as long as we're both coming..does it really matter? =)(And yes, I realize that "coming" is spelled wrong, the way it is used in that sentence..but I dislike spelling it correctly)
Mine!

::blushes::

Heh. Good point.

I'll carry it though....

[AngelD112]

Oh,Gee, Thanks Wolfie. Thats sweet of you. But I have condoms. My friend gave them to me as a gag gift for Christmas. But I don't think we'll be needing them.
Mine!

[Fairy Princess Kitty]

Sheesh, a girl leaves for a few minutes and just look what you do without me. Can I come back now?

Kitty

[Arden Ranger]

Of course!

Wolfie is our Official Jello Pit Plaything!

[mine]