WalMart covers *all* your needs...

[twickster]

... from before birth to after death.

Yup -- you can now buy a casket (http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=casket&search_constraint=0&tc=0&ic=48_0&ref=+125874.425084&tab_value=27_All)from WalMart.

[The Devil's Grandmother]

I was standing in a walmart some years ago; waiting, waiting, waiting in line when I realized something was off. I took a closer look at what I thought was a bunch of purple Easter decorations and no, it was funeral decorations (small bouquets of flowers in somber colors and some wreaths with appropriate sayings) right there in the impulse items with the batteries, lint brushes and gum. It was odd.

[cuauhtemoc]

WalMart covers *all* your needs...
What about your sexual needs?

[runner pat]

What about your sexual needs?

If you work there, you get screwed.

[Boyo Jim]

What about your sexual needs?

They can't servive EVERY kink, but they do carry cock rings (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10319400) and vibrators (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10317205).

[twickster]

They can't servive EVERY kink, but they do carry cock rings (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10319400) and vibrators (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10317205).
I'm not sure, but I think that may surprise me more than the caskets.

[Boyo Jim]

I'm not sure, but I think that may surprise me more than the caskets.


Not reading the Dope enough... there was a Walmart cock ring thread a while back.

[ShelliBean]

I have had very poor parts of my life where I shopped almost exclusively at Walmart. I once joked that if heart surgery were available there I would buy it when it went on sale.

Damn, it may not be a joke in the future! When I looked up from the cattle line, aka check out, and saw a bank and a doc-in-the-box a shudder ran over me.

It's like Stephen King's Mist. I'm scared.

[Philster]

I'd die before I bought something like that from Walmart!

Or...

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Walmart casket!

[twickster]

Not reading the Dope enough...
:eek:

I am fairly confident that that is not only the first but the last time anyone has said that to me.

[Dung Beetle]

I found out just recently you can buy high school class rings there. We might, too, it would be more than a 50% savings on the type of ring we looked at, compared to Herff-Jones.

[runner pat]

Next up, the Wal-Mart Fertility Clinic and Birth Center.

[Serenata67]

I didn't realize that they sold caskets, but, to be totally honest, it doesn't surprise me. *sigh*

[Moirai]

Costco has offered caskets online for years- they look pretty good.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

... from before birth to after death.

Yup -- you can now buy a casket (http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=casket&search_constraint=0&tc=0&ic=48_0&ref=+125874.425084&tab_value=27_All)from WalMart.

If you click the link you see some caskets have rating stars.

Ratings from the beyond!

[gotpasswords]

Costco has offered caskets online for years- they look pretty good.Yeah, but where do you store the other three out of the family-size package?

[Mama Zappa]

I'm not sure, but I think that may surprise me more than the caskets.
Oh hell, the local Giant carries those Trojan things.

I found this out when my 12 year old told me she'd seen them there. Whoops!

Fortunately she did not ask me what they were, as I'd have had to explain.

Then I'd have died of embarassment.

[BigT]

I found out just recently you can buy high school class rings there. We might, too, it would be more than a 50% savings on the type of ring we looked at, compared to Herff-Jones.

A lot of my friends in high school got them there. This was back in 2003. They cost less than $100 for real gold, compared to $350+ for the same ring from Josten's.

I felt so stupid with my "fake silver" one that cost more than their real ones.