dear cecil

[ssmas]

My name is samantha and i live and work at a preetty run down hotel and it is also located on the same avenue as to where alll the hookers work
we just a tenate pass away from drinking mouthwash just yesterday
this is very sad that some people must steal to get thier fix
well cecil i found that this was a great artical and i shall now be visiting the site more and stay much more involed in the scene

[Rico]

I think this (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2582/can-you-get-drunk-on-listerine-how-about-vanilla-extract) is the column in question.

[Tapioca Dextrin]

I thought it was a radical reinterpretation of the lyrics mentioned in this column (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1053/in-the-song-hotel-california-what-does-colitas-mean).