Return of The Princess Bride Jedi??

[dpr]

Just watched Return of the Jedi again last night and was shocked!!!!

When speaking to the emporer Darth Vader nods and says "As You Wish" not once but TWICE!!!!

Dressed in all black.... THAT phrase.....


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!





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1949: John Paul Stapp (d.1999), an Air Force medical researcher, took a rapid sled ride under the direction of Capt. Edward Murphy to test G-force on the body. Murphy installed the sensors wrong and the test failed to provide results. Murphy's Law is therefore born and attributed to Captain Edward A. Murphy Jr: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in catastrophe, then someone will do it that way." "The Lone Ranger" premiered on ABC television , "Death of a Salesman" opened on Broadway, Siam changed its named to Thailand, apartheid begins in South Africa

[wyldelf]

NOOOOO - thanks for bringing it up dammit

I have been trying to block that out of my psyche for some time now

But now that you mention it - he is kinda ..... sexy..... a man you could fall in love with.....deep, ...penetrating....mmmm voice...... pity about that ongoing asthma problem though


dammit dpr

[Scotticher]

Unfortunately, Darth Vader is not as cute as Wesley. Or Dread Pirate Roberts, either.

Somehow it just doesn't have the same FEEL to it......

Scotti

[wyldelf]

mmm - kinda doesn't have the same ring to it really

"Farm boy....fetch me that pitcher"
"As you wish"

or

"Evil Domineering Bastard...fetch me that pitcher"
"As you wish"

::sighs::

[DocDaneeka]

"Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to die."

[dpr]

And let's face it Wesley was indeed very jedi-like.

Cool, suave, able to fight (albeit with swords rather than lightsabres), willing to go into a fortress against insurmountable odds for a loved one, spent time in a swamp....


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1950: Disney’s Cinderella released, “Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard was first published, Korean war started, The comic strip "Peanuts," created by Charles M. Schulz was first published, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" by C.S. Lewis was published

[Prosser]

While fighting:
Darth: "Why are you smiling?"
Luke: "I have a secret."
Darth: "What is that?"
Luke: "I am not left-handed."





inconthievable!



("I do not think that means what you think that means.")

[Helen's Eidolon]

*looks around totally shocked*

I... don't know what to think....


Both of those movies rock though, so I'll just keep my fingers crossed and hope it wasn't all a big ploy.

[Simetra]

Originally posted by DocDaneeka
"Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to die."

You just made soda-pop come out of my nose. Congrats. That doesn't happen often. Very very funny.

[DocDaneeka]

Originally posted by Prosser
While fighting:
Darth: "Why are you smiling?"
Luke: "I have a secret."
Darth: "What is that?"
Luke: "I am not left-handed."


Darth chops off Luke's right hand...
Darth: You are now.

[Smeghead]

"Is that a Rodent of Unusual Size?"

"Why, no. That's my copilot, Chewbacca."

[wyldelf]

I am never going to check this thread while drinking!!! Dammit I just about painted my monitor with coke

[Enderw24]

"Han's frozen in carbonite!"
"Don't worry, he's only mostly dead."


I can just imagine the Princess Bride trilogy.

[DocDaneeka]

"Have fun stormin' the Deathstar!"
"Think it will work?"
"It would take The Force."

"Luke, are there meteorites ahead?"
"If there are, we'll all be dead."

"Jawas. Jawas are what bwings us togathah today."

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war on Endor, and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against Greedo, when death is on the line! Hahahahaha!"


"Ooooohhh! Knows so much, think you! Mostly dead, our friend, it so happens he is. Big difference, mostly dead and all dead between. Please open his mouth. Now, slightly alive, mostly dead is."


"My blaster, his lightsaber and the Force against a hundred-thousand Stormtroopers and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we only had the top secret blueprints to the Deathstar that exposed its one fatal weakness that would allow a single pilot to destroy it with one shot, that would be something."

Prince Humperdink: Let's see now, how to start a war with Guilder. Hmmm... I could find some beautiful woman, order her to be engaged to me, get Florin to fall in love with her, have her kidnapped and murdered on the coast of Guilder, which would really piss people off... Oh, screw it. I'll just blast 'em to hell with my Deathstar.

DocDaneeka formally apologizes to William Goldman, George Lucas, anyone else involved in any of the films, and all the people unfortunate enough to come accross this post.

[SPOOFE]

Threepio: "Where am I?"
Luke: "The Pit of Despair!"
Threepio: "I must've taken a bad step..."

"Someone has bested an AT-AT..."

Leia: "They let us go... that's the only explanation for the ease of our escape!"
Han: "Easy? You call that easy?!?"
Leia: "They're tracking us!"
Han: "Not this ship, sister... just out of curiosity, why do you ask?"
Leia: "Oh, I just happened to look behind me and something was there."

"Death cannot stop True Love... all it can do is make you more powerful than you can possibly imagine for a while."

[carnivorousplant]

I can't think of Darth Vader and "As You Wish" without "Make It So."
And there were two Wesleys...

[Captain Amazing]

S. Morgenstern must be rolling over in his grave.

[Kat]

Originally posted by carnivorousplant
I can't think of Darth Vader and "As You Wish" without "Make It So."
And there were two Wesleys...

Well, there's the Good Wesley and...the Evil Wesley.

But isn't it actually Westley in Princess Bride anyway?

[carnivorousplant]

Originally posted by Kat

Well, there's the Good Wesley and...the Evil Wesley.

But isn't it actually Westley in Princess Bride anyway?

It could be...I read it in the original Yiddish.
;j

[Whammo]

I had soda coming out of MY nose and i'm not even DRINKING soda!!!

now THATS funny!

[dpr]

Before entering the FireSwamp
Buutercup: I have a bad feeling about this.....



Just before the Deathstar explodes
No!!!! Not to ten!!!!


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1953: An American B-47 accidentally dropped a nuclear bomb on South Carolina, however the bomb did not go off due to several safety catches, Walt Disney's "Peter Pan" premiered, The Crucible open son Broadway, Korean war ends, Audrey Hepburn was featured on the cover of Life Magazine, Ian Fleming published the first James Bond book: "Casino Royale." Playboy Magazine featured Marilyn Monroe as its first cover girl and nude centerfold in the premiere issue

[Togepi no Miko]

Lol!

Yoda. Yoda was just after stew.

Darth Wesley? oh god....

Someone who knows how to do links should tell the people on the What made you laugh today thread about this.

Long ago, in a galaxy far far away-- No. There is too much. let me sum up.

[Melpomene]

OMG!!

ROFLMAO!!

I'm dying over here!!

PB is tied as one of my all-time favorite flicks, so this is just too much for me to handle!!

Breathe...1...2...3...4...5...

[carnivorousplant]

Originally posted by Togepi no Miko
Lol!



Long ago, in a galaxy far far away-- No. There is too much. let me sum up.



No. There isa no time. Let me sum up.

[Vestal Blue]

"Use the Force, Luke!"

"You kip using that word; I do not think it mins what you think it mins....."


"I did not say he was my love, and yes, he will come for me; he can track a Millenium Falcon across a cloudy sky, and he can find you!"

[Smeghead]

"OK, now those have got to be ROUSs."

"Nope. Ewoks."

[Sunshine]

You guys are awesome! Especially you, Doc! PB is my second all-time favorite movie. And I love the SW's too.

I am laughing so hard! Wish I could come up with one...

[screech-owl]

Originally posted by DocDaneeka
"Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to die."

This is now a bumpersticker for my car.

[Swampwolf]

Originally posted by DocDaneeka
"Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to die."

"you must be that little Jedi brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago..."

[Enderw24]

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!"
"Astroids cannot stop true love. They can only delay it for awhile."

Nothing gave Yoda as much pleasure as ordering Luke around.
“Farm boy, polish my walking stick. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
“Yes Master Yoda.”
"Yes Master Yoda " was all he ever said to him.
“Farm boy, let me ride on your back through the swamp-- please.”
“Yes Master Yoda”
That day, Yoda was amazed to discover that when Luke was saying "Yes Master Yoda", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day Yoda realized he truly loved Luke back.
“Farm boy... fetch me that X-wing.”
“Yes Master Yoda.”
“Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the light sabres? Where’s the space battles? Is this a kissing book?”
“Wait, just wait.”
“Well, when do we get to Vader?!”


“Who are you?”
“No one of consequence.”
“I must know…”
“I am your father.”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooo”

“Emperor, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got Luke to convert, a deathstar to build, some Ewoks to kill, and a galaxy to conquer. I'm swamped!”
“Get some rest, Darth. If you haven't got your force, you haven't got anything.”

[purrplebear]

This is so funny! I haven't enjoyed a thread this much in quite a while. Some of the best one-liners I've read in quite some time. I will be printing this thread out to enjoy over and over. I only wish I had something to contribute, but I'm a little too drugged out on cold meds to think of any at the moment. :p

Dpr, my buddy, thank you so much for starting this thread. I have really been in need of some deep belly laughs, even if they did set off some coughing from this retched cold. :D
DocDaneeka, I'm so pleased to make your acquaintance. Excellent posts! I shall enjoy looking for more of your wit.
So many great posts here, I won't name them all. Now I'll have to go get Princess Bride to watch again.

<chuckling under her breath, often breaking out into uncontrollable laughter, purplebear temporarily leaves the room to get some glass cleaner for her monitor.>

[mbh]

It was one of the greatest kisses in the history of the world......but she would rather kiss the Wookie.

[DocDaneeka]

Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness is yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out, 'dear god what is that thing!' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

On the other hand, you could cover your hideousnous in creepy black body armor and become a powerful dark overlord who can kill with a thought.


Man, you guys are hilarious. And thanks for the words of encouragement :D I'm hurting my brain trying to come up with more. We should start a new thread for combining 2 books or movies or whatever. Maybe I'll do that...

[Le Sang]

Threepeio: You are to be taken to the Great Pit of Carcoon, where you will be cast into the belly of the sarlaac. Here you will learn a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

Westley: Oh, so it's to be torture. I can take torture.

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Han: You can tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth that he'll get no such pleasure from us...

Humperdink: That may be the first time that any man has dared insult me...

[relic_11]

It could be...I read it in the original Yiddish.

*gasp!* Oy gevalt! Where can I get some of that!

[SPOOFE]

Right now I'm picturing Andre the Giant wearing a fur suit and growling a lot...

"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
"Rooooar!"

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"Never go in against a Sith when your destiny is on the line!"

-------

"Are you the Miracle Max that works for the king?"
"Miracle Max? Miracle Max... that's a name I've not heard for a long time..."
"Oh, so you know him?"
"Of course I know him! He's me! And the King's stinking son fired me."

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"He's only MOSTLY more powerful than you can possibly imagine..."

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"You know what those are, Princess? Those are the Shrieking Sarlaccs! They grow louder as they're about to feed on Mandalorian Armor!"

[dpr]

"Meesa give yousa my worda as Gungan you reacha palace 'live"

Armidala: No good. I've known too many Gungans...




"Kessels Run in six parsecs? I wonna if he's using the same wind we are....."




"Aren't you a little short for a pirate?"



Tarkin: "They got through the asteroid belt? Inconceivable!!!"



Great job Doc - been meaning to compliment you. You're now on my favourite new posters list.

Oh and Ender re: "...Are you trying to trick me? Where's the light sabres? Where’s the space battles? Is this a kissing book?":

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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1961: Bay of Pigs disaster , Diana - the Princess of Wales - was born, The Beach Boys band was formed, Soviet ballet star Rudolf Nureyev (d.1993) defected

[mrblue92]

"Go kiss a Wookie!"
"Of all the kisses in the history of the world, this was among the top five."

[Smeghead]

In the garbage hold:

Leia: "Bow to the queen of putrescence!!"

[Swampwolf]

Luke: Why are you wearing that mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

Vader: No, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in a few years...

[dpr]

Pardon me. We are but poor lost stormtroopers. Is there a spaceport nearby?

Uncle Ben: No, there's nothing around for miles.

Good. Then there'll be no-one to hear you scream.



They blow up an entire deathstar with ONE shot?!?! Inconceivable!!


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1971: Two women were tarred and feathered in Belfast for dating British soldiers, After 1200 years Britain abandoned the 12-shilling system for the decimal system, Nixon expressed his bigotry against women, blacks and Mexicans and Italians on tape recordings that were only made public in 1998, The Russian Mars 2 Orbiter and Lander made it to Mars but crashed, James Douglas Morrison (Doors) died, The rock opera "Jesus Christ Superstar" opened, Imagine and American Pie recorded

[Swampwolf]

"I see you are using Kenobi's Defense"

"I thought it suitable, considering the rocky terrain."

"Unless your opponent has estudied his Yoda. Which I have."

[Wolverine]

Luke: Put that down. Hey! That's my dinner.
Yoda: Dinner, dinner, going without makes you thinner.
Luke: Listen, friend, we didn't mean to land in that puddle, and if we could get our ship out, we would, but we can't, so why don't you just...
Yoda: In me you can trust. To get your ship out you must.
Luke: I don't want your help. I want my lamp back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.
Yoda: My home this is. This little puddle.
Luke: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Yoda: Anybody want a peanut?
Luke: Aauuuggghhhhh!!!

[Zakalwe]

...turns out he wasn't the real Darth Vader either. His name was Skywalker. The real Darth Vader has been retired these past 20 years, living like a king on Tatooine. You see it's the name that inspires the necessary fear.

[Monocracy]

-Give us back Han Solo.
-What Han Solo?
-Chewie, rip his arms off.
-Oh, you mean that Han Solo.

-Did you hear that? He said "The Force". What cause can be more noble than that?
-No, he distinctly said, "a farce" ...

Leia: I'll never tell you where the rebel base is!
Darth: I would not say such things if i were you!
Leia: The rebels will destroy you!
Darth: I would not say such things if i were you!!!

Emperor: Surrender!
Luke: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well then, i accept.

-You can't blow up a Death Star!
-Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has.

C3PO: Good night, Luke, sleep well, the Ewoks will most likely kill you in the morning.

(And by the way, it is Westley, not Wesley)

[Polyhelix]

As millenium falcon is heading into the asteroid field

Han: A few more Parsecs and we'll be safe in the Asteroid belt
Leia: We'll never survive
Han: Nonsense, your only saying that because noone ever has



In Jabbas palace

Leia: What about the R.O.U.S.
Luke: Rancor of unusual size? I don't believe it exists

[Wolverine]

Grandfather: That's right, when I was your age, television was called books; And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick and I used to read it to your father...and today, I'm gonna read it to you.

Kid: [less interested] Does it got any sports in it?

Grandfather: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.

Kid: It doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake.

Grandfather: Oh, well, thank you very much. That's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. Oh..alright..Star Wars by George Lucas, Episode 4 A New Hope.

Kid: Hold it! Hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? What do you mean Episode 4? You're supposed to start with Episode 1!

Grandfather: Wait, just wait. It will take 20 plus years to get to that story.

[tracer]

Greedo: You have a blaster hidden under the table! Ah ... but you can't trick me ... you might have hidden the blaster in my hand, hoping I'd switch it with yours! So I'll fire this one instead! BLAM!

[Greedo falls down dead]

Han: Actually, I hid a blaster in both our hands. I've been a space pirate for so long I've built up an immunity to blaster fire.

[mbh]

We have located the Rebel base. Call the Brute Squad.

[panamajack]

Leia: Do you promise not to destroy Alderaan?
Vader: What was that?
Leia: If I tell you where the rebel base is, do you promise not to destroy that planet?
Vader: May I live a thousand years and never hunt down a Jedi again!
Leia: Call off the Death Star from the planet.
Vader: I swear it will be done. (aside, to Tarkin) Once she tells us where the base is, set the controls to destroy Alderaan.
Tarkin: I swear it will be done.

Luke: He's here. He's on this moon. I can feel his presence.
Leia: How do you know?
Luke: He can track a falcon on a cloudy day. He uses the Force. He can feel when I'm near. I'm endangering the group; I shouldn't be here.

Han: My blaster, your brains, and Chewie's strength against sixty stormtroopers and you think a little teddy bear with a stick's going to make me happy? Hmm? I mean, if we only had a scout walker or something ...

Admiral Ackbar: Rebewwion. Rebewwion is what bwings us to attack today. That bwessed wesistance to opwession, that dweam of fweedom ...

Emperor P: Your little rebellion is crushed. I have ordered their destruction myself.
Luke: Then why is there fear behind your eyes?

Vader: I can't afford to make exceptions. I mean once word gets out that a Dark Lord of the Sith's gone soft people will disobey him and it's nothing but work, work, work, all day long.

[dpr]

Greedo: ...but being a smuggler you do everything backwards so i can clearly not trust the glass before you. However you're obviously used to dealing with deception so you're probably counting on me knowing that so i can clearly not trust the wine before me.

Han: Is this going to take much longer?

Greedo: I'm just getting warmed up!!! Now, we're on Tattooine which of course has two moons which reverses tidal flows on a bigerrenial basis but that's something you'd know by heart, figuring to use the sediment flow to keep the iocaine at the bottom so I can clearly....

Han: Oh for cripe's sake... *ZZZZAAAAPPP*

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1977: Star Wars catches our imaginations, Steven Jobs and Steve Wozniak founded the Apple Computer Co. producing the first pre-assembled, mass-produced PC, Elvis died (supposedly), Queen Elizabeth marked her Silver Jubilee, The space shuttle Enterprise passed its first solo test flight, Bing Crosby died, The Village People gave us YMCA

[PaulGGa2]

There are two concerns I have.

One, hat about the torture device?

Two, the tarnishing of Murphy's name. DPR wrote "...Murphy installed the sensors wrong and the test failed to provide results..."

This is incorrect. It's true the phrase was invented by Murphy. It's also true the sensors were designed by Murphy. But he did not and could not have installed the sensors wrong though for one simple reason. Murphy did not install the sensors.

A few days later, Stapp quoted Murphy in a press conference. "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those results in a catastrophe, then someone will do it that way."

This would eventualy give birth to hundreds of laws that paid homage to Murphy, the most famous being "If anything can go wrong, it will."

[wyldelf]

Originally posted by PaulGGa2
There are two concerns I have.

Two, the tarnishing of Murphy's name. DPR wrote "...Murphy installed the sensors wrong and the test failed to provide results..."

This is incorrect. It's true the phrase was invented by Murphy. It's also true the sensors were designed by Murphy. But he did not and could not have installed the sensors wrong though for one simple reason. Murphy did not install the sensors.

A few days later, Stapp quoted Murphy in a press conference. "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those results in a catastrophe, then someone will do it that way."

Frankly your concerns have nothing to do with the OP anyway and therefore shouldn't be here.

The Murphy thing is simply part of a changing signature, if you want to comment on the signatures perhaps you should start a separate thread.

Enough hijacking and back to a particularly good thread which many seem to be enjoying immensely.

To ruin this thread would be "INCONCEIVABLE"

[PaulGGa2]

Kudos to DPR for begining this thread. I neglected to include that in my earlier post. In retrospect I ought to have addressed the second concern in a private e-mail.

I do not have a copy of The Princess Bride or the Starwars trilogy on hand, and would appreciate it if someone would make a post involving the device that makes Westly nearly dead.

[MonkeyMan]

Kenobi: If you cut me down now, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!
Vader: I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than a jedi suck as... wait, what am I thinking? [slices Obi-Wan in half, stomps on remains]

[castle]

Luke to Emperor: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!

ha ha ha you guys are sweet!

hey is it contaminating to add another movie?

Leia: I love you
Han: Stay Alive!

[carnivorousplant]

Originally posted by castle

hey is it contaminating to add another movie?


Well, there's Conan the Barbarian...Conan with a lightsaber...but he didn't TALK alot, some grunts and such.

"What is thy bidding, my masta? To Hell with you!" (swack)

[ScayJay]

I'm going to have to extrapolate a bit...let's suppose Luke and the Emperor are dueling with lightsabers, hmmm? And of course, Luke's winning.

Luke: Offer me anything I ask for!
Emperor: All that I have and more!
::one quick stab through the chest::
Luke: I want my father back, you son of a bitch

[ScayJay]

Originally posted by ScayJay
Jabba: I want my money, Solo!
Han: Go away, or I'll call the Brute Squad!
Jabba: I'm on the Brute Squad!
Han: You ARE the Brute Squad!

[Miss Creant]

Originally posted by DocDaneeka
Originally posted by Prosser
While fighting:
Darth: "Why are you smiling?"
Luke: "I have a secret."
Darth: "What is that?"
Luke: "I am not left-handed."


Darth chops off Luke's right hand...
Darth: You are now.
BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THAT!!!

[mblackwell]

This thread remined me of something i saw a few days ago. I was at Lowe's and a customer was in a heated argument with an employee over the price of a lawnmower or something like that. The customer kept yelling something about the price being inconcievable. I was really tempted to go up to him and say "You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means."

[Keenath]

How could I miss this one?

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
"No. Inigo -- *I* am your father!"
"NOOOOOO!"

[Politzania]

Not sure what etiquette is on bringing up old threads - but HAD to share what Mr. Pol came up with after I sent him this thread:

Buttercup, after pushing the Dread Pirate Roberts off the ridge & hearing him say "as you wish.." {somewhat obscured by background noise, but still distinct}

"Cary!"


I always wondered why they kept that take in the movie...

[Legomancer]

Wesley: "I just sent Billy Crystal to fight those Ewoks."

Luke: "Who will win?"

Wesley: "We all will, Luke. We all will."

[carnivorousplant]

"Help me, Obi Wan! You're my only hope!"

"You know, I hope they have MLT at the Death Star Deli. Where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is fresh..."

[sjc]

Jabba the Hut: I need him to avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.

Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar! He probably owes you money, well I'll ask him.

Jabba: But he's frozen in carbonite, he can't talk.

Miracle Max: Whoohoohoo, look who knows so much! As it happens he is only mostly frozen in carbonite. There's a big difference between mostly frozen in carbonite and all frozen in carbonite. Open please. Mostly frozen in carbonite is slightly not frozen in carbonite. Now with all frozen in carbonite, there's usually only one thing you can do.

Jabba: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through his pockets and search for loose credits.

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Grampa: She doesn't get eaten by the trash monster at this point.

Kid Goldman: What?

Grampa: She doesn't get eaten by the trash monster at this point. I'm telling you because you were looking a little worried.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Kid Goldman: You read that part wrong. Luke's father isn't Vader, I'm just sure of it.

[sjc]

I think I made a mistake, it's "Kid Golding" not "Kid Goldman" right?

[sjc]

Another one:

C3p0: R2, are there any rocks ahead?

R2D2: Bleep bloop bleep whistle bloop!

Luke: No more rhymes now, I mean it!

R2D2: Bloop bloop bleep bloo whistle bleep!

Luke: Aaaugh!

[Eonwe]

Originally posted by sjc
Another one:

C3p0: R2, are there any rocks ahead?

R2D2: Bleep bloop bleep whistle bloop!

Luke: No more rhymes now, I mean it!

R2D2: Bloop bloop bleep bloo whistle bleep!

Luke: Aaaugh!


hahahahaha!!!! When I got home from work last night, I had to show a friend of mine this thread. Midway through the first page we were rolling on the floor in tears (I can't very well laugh at work). He gets this look in his eye and says to me, "no more rhymes now, I mean it," and I, in my best Chewbacca, reply "rooowwaaaaarr!" It was too funny. And then, we get to the noble end of this thread and here it is, the same joke. Too funny. Really. Funny. Ha.

[Superdude]

Luke: I do not mean to pry, but you do not by any chance happen to be more machine than man, and a Dark Lord of the Sith..?

Han: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Luke: My father is now more machine than man, and a Dark Lord of the Sith.

[kaylasdad99]

Originally posted by Politzania
Not sure what etiquette is on bringing up old threads - but HAD to share what Mr. Pol came up with after I sent him this thread:

Buttercup, after pushing the Dread Pirate Roberts off the ridge & hearing him say "as you wish.." {somewhat obscured by background noise, but still distinct}

"Cary!"


I always wondered why they kept that take in the movie...

That's astounding and somewhat spooky, under the circumstances. As it happens, in the first Star Wars movie, that's exactly what Luke says when he hugs Princess Leia upon returning to the rebel base after knocking out the Death Star: "Carrie!"

[Cougarfang]

Originally posted by blessedwolf
Originally posted by DocDaneeka
"Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to die."

"you must be that little Jedi brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago..."

haHAAAAAA!!! roflmao, really! Gawd, all these posts are FUNNY!!! keep 'em coming!

darn, i don't have that star wars book with me, so i can't contribute anything... :( *snif* sowwie

but this thread is DAM* funny!

[DynoSaur]

Max: Luke, take these two over to the swamp, will you? I want them to have the ingredients for a miracle pill before dinner.

Luke. whining: But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some holocaust cloaks...

Max: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!

[AngusYoung]

"We're fine.. we're all fine.. here.. now.... how are you?"
"I've always been a quick healer."
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Lando: "All the other ships are attacking, I wonder what those star destroyers are waiting for.."
Commander: "I am waiting for Vizzini!"
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Princess Leia: "I don't know who you are or where you come from, but from now on, you do what I say."
Han Solo: "Let's get one thing straight princess... As you wish."
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Han Solo: "It looks like we've come out of hyperspace in some sort of asteroid field."
C3PO: "If there are rocks ahead, we'll all be dead!"

[psiekier]

Originally posted by Smeghead
"Is that a Rodent of Unusual Size?" "I used to bulls-eye Womp-Rats back home in Beggar's Canyon with my T-16. They're not much bigger than two meters."

;)

[arachnidlove]

<slightly off track>

This thread is the reason I joined to SDMB. I laughed for days

[AngusYoung]

Han Solo: "Backdoor huh? Good idea."
Wesley: "GENTLY!"

[Tygr]

You're in the Pit of Despair... What an incredible smell you've discovered!

Originally posted by AngusYoung
Han Solo: "Backdoor huh? Good idea."
Wesley: "GENTLY!" :eek: Negative...negative. It didn't go in.

[Oicu812]

Originally posted by Prosser
While fighting:
Darth: "Why are you smiling?"
Luke: "I have a secret."
Darth: "What is that?"
Luke: "I am not left-handed."


You forgot the next line! It should read:

While fighting:
Darth: "Why are you smiling?"
Luke: "I have a secret."
Darth: "What is that?"
Luke: "I am not left-handed."
*saber noise*
Darth:You are NOW...

O

[Oicu812]

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Ignore the above post. This is what happens when I reply before finishing the entire thread.

Moron.

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[FaerieBeth]

Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to die!




Darth Vader: Stop Saying That!!!!!


I acually did 'bwwahahahahah' out loud at this thread!:)

[whiterabbit]

I don't know exactly why this thread got resurrected, but I really needed the laugh. I'd forgotten how damn FUNNY this one is!

[AngusYoung]

I haven't read this in a while so I thought I would come back to it and I just can't help but post again....

Buttercup: "...I'll be killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."
Han Solo: "Good, I hate long waits."

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[Alpha_Hannah]

This is now a bumpersticker for my car.

I want that bumper sticker! That's classic...this entire thread has me laughing so much I'm glad I'm not drinking like half the other people.

[Zebra]

You know, originally it was called Revenge of the Princess Bride Jedi and if you have one of those teaser posters, they are worth a gazillion dollars!

[luluBahrain]

I want that bumper sticker! That's classic...this entire thread has me laughing so much I'm glad I'm not drinking like half the other people.


Well, they have been done drinking now for the past several years.

[whiterabbit]

Well, even though I'd read this thread at least twice, when I read it earlier I made the still-current mistake of trying to drink a soda while reading. I had to give up and finish the thread first. :)

[welby]

"True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice
JLT- Jawa, lettuce and tomato sandwich, when the Jawa is nice and lean. . ."

[GargoyleWB]

Ben: "Did you feel that disturbance in the force? That was the disturbance of ultimate suffering..."

Han "No, this one goes here, that one goes there"
Chewie "Raaaaawwwwwwwr" (Subtitle: Yeah yeah, you're very smart, shut up)

[Rufus Xavier]

I do not have a copy of The Princess Bride or the Starwars trilogy on hand, and would appreciate it if someone would make a post involving the device that makes Westly nearly dead.

3 years later, wish granted:

Vader: Are you coming down to the cellblock? I'm starting the princess on The Machine tonight.

Tarkin: Darth, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got the Empire's 25th anniversary to plan, two 'droids to find, Alderaan to destroy, and the Rebellion to blame for it. I'm swamped.

Vader: Get some rest--if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

[Askance]

Jaba the Hut to Princess Leia: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

[Miller]

Vader (to Boba Fett): And no disintegrations!
Boba Fett: How about mostly disintegrated?

[Marley23]

This thread is almost indescribably brilliant.

"You rush a Jedi, you get rotten miracles."

"I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains."
"You're that smart?"
"Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Windu, Kenobi, Yoda?"
"Yes."
"Morons."

"Do you hear that, Fezzik? That is the sound of millions of voices crying out in terror and being suddenly silenced. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Force makes it now. "

"That's no moon. It's the Brute Squad."

"And you... friendless, helpless, hopeless, brainless. Do you want me to send you back where I found you? Unemployed? On Tattooine?"

"Marraige is-a whassa bringin' us hea' today-sa. Marriage, dat-a blessed arrange-a-ment-sa..."

"Get some rest. If you haven't got your Wookie, you haven't got anything."

[Hello Lady]

Oh man, I have to say thank you for resurrecting this thread. I haven't laughed so hard in ages! :D

I wish I could think of something to add. Maybe another time....

Cheers!

[Annie-Xmas]

Whenever I see Darth Vader, I hear the music of Jethro Tull's "Aqualung."