Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer

[cgg419]

"Think we should teach the monkeys martial arts?"

"Why not? Sounds like a good show for the people, and what could go wrong?" :smack:


Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html)

[CalMeacham]

Clearly There Are Some Things Monkeys Were Not Meant to Know.



They Tampered in Sensei's Domain.




The End??

[CalMeacham]

"Hey -- if people think monkeys are great, let's teach Tae Kwon Do to Chimps!"

"No ---- Gorillas!!"








In the King Kong Super-Extended Director's Cut, Kong floors the T. Rex with a Roundhouse Kick, followed by a Knife-Hand jab to the throat.

[Merneith]

That photo with the article is pure gold.

[billfish678]

Maybe the monkeys can pick up some extra cash working as Sheriffs Deputies in Lousiana ?

I didn't do nutin. You cant arrest me...Holy shit is that Curious George ?

[cgg419]

That photo with the article is pure gold.



Gold Jerry, gold! :D

[shiftless]

Brilliant!

So many wonderful ideas start with "what could go wrong?"

[levdrakon]

Mr Hu said: "He was really furious, he made the monkeys kneel on the ground with their hands tied behind their backs to punish them and make them show remorse for their nasty attack."

Sounds healthy to me. :rolleyes:

[CalMeacham]

At least he didn't make the monkeys wear pointed hats and placards bearing their crimes, like they did during the Cultural Revolution.

[Mindfield]

I have had it with these monkey fightin' primates in this Monday to Friday play!

[billfish678]

I always take a knife to a monkey fight myself...just to play it safe.

Did anyone notice the pic of the bears on that link ? One is punching another in the nuts !

Whats next, Kangaroos hitting each other over the head with beer bottles ? Spiders using banna peels on each other ?

[BMalion]

It's all fun and games until those monkeys start teaching other monkeys, then we're toast.

[cgg419]

Did anyone notice the pic of the bears on that link ? One is punching another in the nuts !



I didn't notice it until you pointed it out, but that's pretty damn great too! :cool:

[Marlitharn]

Is that this guy? (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/monkeytrainerEUP_450x300.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/451410-monkeys-beat-up-trainer-with-his-own-stick&usg=__qLwITg4bJSziGiusji0gMOao_fY=&h=300&w=450&sz=45&hl=en&start=1&sig2=Wf_vkojwOLf4SHy1SGZvhA&tbnid=XHuJABqikPJeKM:&tbnh=85&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmonkey%2Bwith%2Bstick%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den&ei=i1QqS8qwKIbgNfjRsNgI)

If it's not, then what the heck is up with the Chinese teaching monkeys to kick our asses? Are their military recruitment numbers really low or something?

[billfish678]

Is that this guy? (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/monkeytrainerEUP_450x300.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/451410-monkeys-beat-up-trainer-with-his-own-stick&usg=__qLwITg4bJSziGiusji0gMOao_fY=&h=300&w=450&sz=45&hl=en&start=1&sig2=Wf_vkojwOLf4SHy1SGZvhA&tbnid=XHuJABqikPJeKM:&tbnh=85&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmonkey%2Bwith%2Bstick%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den&ei=i1QqS8qwKIbgNfjRsNgI)

If it's not, then what the heck is up with the Chinese teaching monkeys to kick our asses? Are their military recruitment numbers really low or something?

I think Steven Segal has opened an overseas training franchise...

[Asimovian]

I have loathed monkeys for as long as I can remember. It is comforting to know that now I have something I can point to as being a rationale.

"You see! You SEE how they are?!?"

[CalMeacham]

Clearly it is time for a LOLMONKEEZ site.

[Neverender]

When I read the thread title, I thought this would be one of the greatest stories I've heard in a while.
When I saw the photo, I knew this story is the best story EVER.

[billfish678]

Clearly it is time for a LOLMONKEEZ site.

CanIHAZurwpnsoMSD?

[ShelliBean]

My god it's like no one fucking saw Planet of the Apes.

This is how it will start. You just watch. Pretty soon we're all gonna be wearing organ grinder costumes clanging cymbals together. Goddammit.

[Projammer]

Could have been worse.

He might have trained them in ninjitsu.

*Poof*

Hey! Where'd the monkeys go? *gack*

[Swallowed My Cellphone]

Do NOT taunt the ninja monkeys!

[Swallowed My Cellphone]

Heeeeeey, wait a minute! :dubious:

There's the picture in the article from the OP... and the picture accompanying the story about the same event in Marlitharn's link. The trainer is wearing different clothes!

Mayhaps this is all part of some deliberate schtick?

[cgg419]

Heeeeeey, wait a minute! :dubious:

There's the picture in the article from the OP... and the picture accompanying the story about the same event in Marlitharn's link. The trainer is wearing different clothes!

Mayhaps this is all part of some deliberate schtick?



I did notice that the trainer looked the same in both links, but that the second link didn't mention anything about flying monkey kicks :dubious:


I found the original link here, no real details to speak of though

http://www.thestar.com/news/article/740039--5-things-heads-roll-in-mexico


edit: hair on the two guys is different, probably not the same guy

[Swallowed My Cellphone]

edit: hair on the two guys is different, probably not the same guyHard to tell, there's a monkey foot on his head!

So are either photo of the actual event or are they for "illustrative purposes only" as in "if I monkey was brandishing a stick and about to hit you, this approximates what it would look like." (The one looks like a TKD kick, but it could also just be a monkey faliling with his hand stied behind his back).

[ShelliBean]

I was more horrified by #4 on that list!

[cgg419]

Hard to tell, there's a monkey foot on his head!

So are either photo of the actual event or are they for "illustrative purposes only" as in "if I monkey was brandishing a stick and about to hit you, this approximates what it would look like." (The one looks like a TKD kick, but it could also just be a monkey faliling with his hand stied behind his back).


According to the article, the photo in the original link was taken by a bystander. As far as the hair of the two (one?) men goes, the guy in the second link looks like he has longer hair, at least to me. Although that would mean two different people are teaching monkeys martial arts.

I was more horrified by #4 on that list!


You're not the only one :eek:

[Swallowed My Cellphone]

I was more horrified by #4 on that list!The video for the The Necky is hilarious! Am I the only one who kind of hope the guy would drive off when she got her scarf stuck in the door?

And hey, he's using power tools without safety glasses! What kind of example is that for the kids?

[Wile E]

My god it's like no one fucking saw Planet of the Apes.

This is how it will start. You just watch. Pretty soon we're all gonna be wearing organ grinder costumes clanging cymbals together. Goddammit.

You maniacs! You blew it all up! Damn you!


I think this thread title is so awesome. There is just so much meme-age to add.

I, for one, welcome out new Tae Kwon Do Monkey Overlords.

Tae Kwon Do Monkeys! Band Name!

Hi Opal! Er, okay so I ran out of memes.

[Swallowed My Cellphone]

Hi Opal! Er, okay so I ran out of memes.You forgot the obvious, silly: Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkeys! (... for twenty minutes)

[cgg419]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkeys!


If that's stuck in my head all day......:smack: :D

[Machine Elf]

Martial arts monkey? BTDT. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90RfaW_EI_I)

[Raygun99]

If you try to hit a monkey with a stick, but the monkey grabs the stick from you and hits you with it, either you should look around for Stephen Chow, or admit that you have been surpassed as the superior species.

[Snickers]

I always take a knife to a monkey fight myself...just to play it safe.

Did anyone notice the pic of the bears on that link ? One is punching another in the nuts !

Whats next, Kangaroos hitting each other over the head with beer bottles ? Spiders using banna peels on each other ?

Cats and dogs living together....Mass hysteria.

[CalMeacham]

I see a children's book:



If you Give a Monkey a Nunchuck...

[Bosstone]

Phase one complete.

[Clothahump]

Well, for pure monkey business, nobody beats Charlie the Karate Chimp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El4M5tk-N1A).

And don't forget the sidekicking cat (http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/Clothahump/karate_kat.jpg).

But I thought that everyone would like to know that I am now teaching self-defense for brown bears (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/6832566/Pictures-of-the-day-17-December-2009.html?image=3).


:D:D:D

[levdrakon]

But I thought that everyone would like to know that I am now teaching self-defense for brown bears (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/6832566/Pictures-of-the-day-17-December-2009.html?image=3).
Nonsense. Just look at the expression of the standing bear. That, my friend is a look of sheer pleasure. I know what you're teaching those bears, perv.

[cgg419]

OK, so now the monkeys AND the bears are getting smarter.......we are so fucked :cool:

[Mindfield]

All we need now are the sharks with frickin' lasers on their frickin' heads and we'll have the perfect trifecta: We won't be safe on land, in the trees, or in the water.

Crap. What did I just do?

[mswas]

You win the day! Your link-fu is superior!

[billfish678]

Nonsense. Just look at the expression of the standing bear. That, my friend is a look of sheer pleasure. I know what you're teaching those bears, perv.


Oh great...now we have quadrapedophiles to worry about...won't someone think of the baby goats ?

[Wile E]

I got another one

When Tae Kwon Do Monkeys Attack ... Next on Fox!

[CalMeacham]

OK, so now the monkeys AND the bears are getting smarter.......we are so fucked
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We should have knoiwn this was coming.

wasn't Kung Fu Panda a big hit summer before last?

[cgg419]

wasn't Kung Fu Panda a big hit summer before last?


Kung Fu Panda vs Taekwondo Monkey LIVE ON PPV!

[blondebear]

Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer : which is the stupidest animal in this situation?

[Richard Pearse]

Hard to tell, there's a monkey foot on his head!

So are either photo of the actual event or are they for "illustrative purposes only" as in "if I monkey was brandishing a stick and about to hit you, this approximates what it would look like." (The one looks like a TKD kick, but it could also just be a monkey faliling with his hand stied behind his back).
They are two different photos of two different events.

[SteveG1]

I did notice that the trainer looked the same in both links, but that the second link didn't mention anything about flying monkey kicks :dubious:
Now it's flying monkeys?


Alert Dorothy!!!!

[Enter the Flagon]

A monkey trained in Tae Kwon Do is a dangerous enough thing, but - as this video proves - there are apparently people in the world who are reckless enough to train a gorilla in the art of Kung Fu. The results, predictably, are disastrous.

Warning: not for the squeamish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=787srFqSpQA

[SteveG1]

Cats and dogs living together....Mass hysteria.

Speaking of which ...

http://karatetraining.org/blog/media/1/20070530-karatecat.jpg