View Full Version : The Karmameter
01-08-2001, 04:50 PM
This is what it said about me:
This middle-of-the-road crap is boring. You're not
going to wind up anywhere exciting. Time to fish
or cut bait, you dig?
Plus, it looks as if I'm going to hell...maybe purgatory if I'm lucky.
Or I'm headed for reincarnation as a "Civil Servant/DMV Employee"
How about YOU?
01-08-2001, 05:20 PM
Well, apparently, I am going to be reincarnated as a Large Breasted Millionaire Genius.... I can handle that!
Bottle of Smoke
01-08-2001, 05:24 PM
Hmm...Should I be worried?You're pretty close to the hell/purgatory cutoff.
If you're a Protestant or Muslim, you may want
to consider switching to Catholicism, since
your reincarnation prospects look pretty iffy.I fall right between rodent and trailer park resident on the reincarnation meter. Maybe I should have let that little old lady keep her house...
01-08-2001, 05:34 PM
...I'm coming back as a Civil Servant/DMV Clerk.
Speaker for the Dead
01-08-2001, 06:01 PM
At hell/heaven cutoff, or in purgatory. I'm do OK according to them, nothing spectacular, nothing nefarious. I'm between Middle Class Slob and Civil Servant/DMV Clerk
01-08-2001, 06:03 PM
It doesn't mention whether the large-breasted millionaire genius is male or female.
Though that is moot, I am going to be a record executive.
01-08-2001, 06:04 PM
Well, I'm skirting the line between heaven and purgatory if I were Catholic, which I'm notor straight to heaven as a Protestant. I could be reincarnated as Reasonably Intelligent/Good Teeth or Middle Class Slob. Not too bad, I guess.
01-08-2001, 06:14 PM
Well, after finishing the test and digesting the results i have only one thing to say:
I'm so very, very glad i'm a Taoist.
01-08-2001, 06:46 PM
"Well, you're doing pretty well. Nothing
spectacular, nothing nefarious. Have a nice day."
I landed directly on the line between heaven and hell in the binary system, which puts me firmly in purgatory on the trinary, and between Middle Class Slob and Reasonably Intelligent/Good Teeth on the reincarnation scale.
01-08-2001, 09:02 PM
Seeing as how she scored higher on the Bitch test than I did. Hee Hee
Reincarnation: Reasonably Intelligent/Good Teeth
Well, you're doing pretty well. Nothing
spectacular, nothing nefarious. Have a nice day.
01-08-2001, 10:23 PM
Well see, shows what you know Shayna. I scored the same as you. Actually I think I was evenly between Middle Class SNob (I think they made a typo! LOL) and Reasonably Intelligent/Good Teeth.
Max the Immortal
01-09-2001, 03:08 AM
I'm exactly on the line between heaven and hell. You know what that means? Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'd take over! I'm going to live forever! <insert diabolical laughter here>
01-09-2001, 04:03 AM
I'm gonna be a Trailer Gerbil just like Bottle of Smoke. Of course, I'm off straight to Hell first.
01-09-2001, 04:53 AM
Middle class slob/Civil servant or Purgatory. Boring.
01-09-2001, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by Max the Immortal
Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'd take over!
Now there's a specter from the past! That was written on a plastic sign hung up in the outside toilet of the house I lived in about 9-10 years ago. :)
I got right on the boundry between purgatory and heaven in trinary, well into heaven in binary. Reincarnated as reasonably intelligent/good teeth.
01-09-2001, 07:58 AM
I'm apparently coming back as a middle class snob.
But I feel somewhat cheated. I'm already a middle class snob!
whine whine moan...
01-09-2001, 11:21 AM
Firmly Middle of the Road Here.
01-09-2001, 11:37 AM
I'm with you on this one Coldfire. If I'd have known that I would come back as a Trailer Park Rodent, I wouldn't have made so much fun of them in this lifetime.
01-09-2001, 12:02 PM
Heaven any way you slice it and a bit above intellegent with good teeth.
01-09-2001, 12:51 PM
Just about got my toes tickling purgatory in trinary.
Since I've got plans to be really naughty soon I'd just better get some good Karma laid away.
Hey what a cool thread this is, had lots of fun, looking forward to more.
SueGod I think you are wonderful
Silly Rabbit Please tell me your secret, I need a few pointers.
Bottle of smoke so you really did name yourself after a bong
Purd wurfect Man, I am so sorry
Obfdsajhwfhehris-person who confusesCan you teach me how to spell.
TroubleAgainI just worked out why you used a capital A :)(me no too sharpee boss)
Upham tell us the terrible truth - and can you really get away with that much as a Taoist
Erika, Shayna Looks like it'll be crowded in the middle of the divine road, just watch out for passing sinners driving pickups.
GraceI know my betters - command me I'm yours
Max How could one expect anything else -<starts up tacky music on blaster> Oh fame, I'm gonna live forever - people remember my name oooooh remember remember remember etc
Coldy Could have sworn you were already well on the way to the millionaire bit, now all you need are the silicone implants - who needs Karma eh ?
Middle class snobs hah! looooosers (ooops there goes the halo a bit)<regains control> oops sorry Tansu, Jonathan
C'mon and join us in the middle of the roadMedea, Karma, Saint, Cumber blimey getting a bit crowded here ain't it, one of you move over into the traffic will ya, you're squashing me.Ni Ni Nee wong Nickeee!!!
01-09-2001, 01:30 PM
Hmmmm...looks like my future includes hell, purgatory and a trailer park.
Just another day at the office, really...
Heaven, top edge of Purgatory and Middle Class Slob for me.
I'm another "Well, you're doing pretty well. Nothing
spectacular, nothing nefarious. Have a nice day."
01-09-2001, 11:24 PM
I'm right on the line between Heaven and Hell.
Good thing I'm a NJ Devils fan, huh?
I also fell exactly between Heaven and Hell, or solidly in purgatory, or working at the DMV.
01-10-2001, 03:40 AM
Goddess bless the Discordians. :)
I got the same as Sue, as far as the Karmameter goes. I think I shoulda gotten extra hell points for my inspired dialogue with Herbert Kornfeld, personally.
01-10-2001, 09:53 PM
Looks like I'll be married to Tammy Faye in my next life. Maybe she can teach me about mascara.
Seriously, who wouldn't push the duckie into the vat of acid? Sheesh. Hard rules. Heaven must suck if you can't deep-fry plastic toys when you feel like it.
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