Aryan Nation Wants to Move to Grant County, Oregon

[3:20:59 or bust]

And I'm not sure who to pit!

First pitting option: this asshole Mullet wants to move his white-only movement into my own state: see here (http://www.kval.com/news/85527822.html).

Second pitting option: the county Mullet wants to move to actually has passed a law stating that "Grant County shall be United Nations-free (http://www.cfif.org/htdocs/freedomline/current/in_our_opinion/grant_county.htm)." Hmmm, maybe they're made for each other.

How about this?

Mullet, take your fucking white supremacist bullshit out of fucking Oregon and take those fucking fuckheads in Grant County with you!

...I hear California is nice.

[Der Trihs]

Mullet, take your fucking white supremacist bullshit out of fucking Oregon and take those fucking fuckheads in Grant County with you!

...I hear California is nice.Urk!

No, we'd rather not have them. How about we send them to Nevada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Test_Site) instead?

[otternell]

How about we bundle 'em all up and send them to the Pacific garbage patch. Its growing, so they will have more space in a few yrs than they have now. Plus, given that they spew garbage every time they open their mouths, it will grow faster!

[Chimera]

I hear the Kerguelen Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Islands) are nice this time of year.

Of course, they'll have to share their new home with Chimera's Home for the Terminally Stupid once I become Emperor of the World.

[Beadalin]

"Aryan Mullet." Has there ever been a more appropriate last name for a white supremacist?

Oregon has been a dumping ground of loonybins for many a long year (along with Idaho). I don't really understand why -- the coastal regions are lovely, but you head east and it starts to get ugly.

It'll be interesting to see how the town handles this. On the one hand, I sure as hell wouldn't want those guys anywhere near me. On the other hand, telling any American citizen, or even anyone with the means, that they can't buy property doesn't sit right with me.

[Projammer]

I hear the Kerguelen Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Islands) are nice this time of year.

Of course, they'll have to share their new home with Chimera's Home for the Terminally Stupid once I become Emperor of the World.

Or Kilauea (http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/kilauea/) if they want to stay on American soil.

[Chefguy]

Utah or Arizona would be better, as they would fit right in with the voting preferences there.

[crowmanyclouds]

... As for the ban on the United Nations, according to the Associated Press, a majority of county voters feel the U.N. wants to "take away people’s guns, seize private property, control the education of children and establish one world religion — Pantheism -- and world taxation." Road signs are already being erected declaring Grant County a "U.N.-free Zone."

The measure was sparked by residents who worry that the U.N. might designate land in Grant County as a "United Nations World Heritage" site or a Biosphere Reserve, which would provide the U.N. a foothold into the county and lead towards greater regulation of remaining private land.

While that might sound crazy to some in the county, who believe the new law will make them a laughingstock, voters passed the measure 1,326 in favor to 959 against. Herb Brusman, who drafted the measure, told the East Oregonian, "It basically was a statement to be made. . .The less we have contact with (the United Nations) the better." ..."These are a fiercely proud people, born with sawdust in their hair (the sawdust that wasn't needed to fill their heads) and the Western spirit in their veins (which does little to oxygenate the sawdust)." :(

CMC fnord!

[MaxTheVool]

Why would they want to go to California's Canada?

[YogSosoth]

Urge to kill rising.....

[Ann Onimous]

Mississippi sure as hell doesn't want them. Try elsewhere. Like a deserted island. No tools, no toys, just a Professor that can make lots of things from coconuts but can't fix a bleeding radio.

[Boyo Jim]

I believe there were quite a few large caves created by underground nuclear tests in Nevada. I can't think of a better home for these mutants. They'll become even more CHUDD-like than they are now.

[Enginerd]

No, we'd rather not have them. How about we send them to Nevada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_Test_Site) instead?

Wait, you want us to take your nuclear waste AND your societal rejects? No thanks.

Are these the guys pushing repatriation? Can we send 'em back to Europe?

[Der Trihs]

Wait, you want us to take your nuclear waste AND your societal rejects? No thanks.Hey, it's no extra burden. Just store 'em together. Sure, the nuclear waste will get contaminated but so what?

[ataraxy22]

I hear the Kerguelen Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Islands) are nice this time of year.

Of course, they'll have to share their new home with Chimera's Home for the Terminally Stupid once I become Emperor of the World.

No! Not beautiful Kerguelen! It's pristine and should remain free of such garbage!

[Dissonance]

Thank God, now I finally know where to run to when the UN black helicopters of ZOG come to put us into FEMA concentration camps. Grant County's made 'em illegal!

[Algher]

Sorry Oregon, you were in the bathroom when we voted. Idaho is done, Montana somehow just growled and was passed over, Washington threatened to sic Ballmer on us, California has enough issues, Nevada is stuck with Yucca Mountain and Wyoming is the home of Dick Cheney.

Your turn.

[Really Not All That Bright]

Are these the guys pushing repatriation? Can we send 'em back to Europe?
Well, I will ask zem, but I don't theenk zey'll be very keen. Zey've already got some.

[Tinkertoy]

Don't send them back to Idaho , it took way to long to get them out the first time. I think we should send them to the part of Utah with the polygamists. Then fence the whole damn section off to contain the contamination

[Robot Arm]

Sorry Oregon, you were in the bathroom when we voted. Idaho is done, Montana somehow just growled and was passed over, Washington threatened to sic Ballmer on us, California has enough issues, Nevada is stuck with Yucca Mountain and Wyoming is the home of Dick Cheney.Montana had the Unabomber. Oregon had Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, but he left 25 years ago, so I guess they've cycled back to the top of the list.

[Boyo Jim]

Don't send them back to Idaho , it took way to long to get them out the first time. I think we should send them to the part of Utah with the polygamists. Then fence the whole damn section off to contain the contamination

God no, the last thing they need is a breeding compound.

[FriarTed]

Personally, I'd want to stay Aryan-Nation-free AND United-Nations-free.

Put the two in the same locale & let 'em wipe out each other!

[SteveG1]

Personally, I'd want to stay Aryan-Nation-free AND United-Nations-free.

Put the two in the same locale & let 'em wipe out each other!Win-win?
:D

[Claptree]

I hear the Kerguelen Islands (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerguelen_Islands) are nice this time of year.

Of course, they'll have to share their new home with Chimera's Home for the Terminally Stupid once I become Emperor of the World.

Desolation is good, but I'd recommend Snake Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande)

[Chimera]

Too small and home to an endangered species.

[SteveG1]

Too small and home to an endangered species.

Maybe, if the fer de lances get enough Aryans (Nazis) to eat, they won't be endangered anymore? :cool:

Just a thought

[Chefguy]

Apparently, Aryan Nation was sued in Idaho and lost in court to an Indian woman and her family who were shot at by them. In addition to the million $$ plus award, the woman won the exclusive rights to the name "Aryan Nation", which means she can sue them again for continuing to use it. Here's hoping.

Today's paper quoted their glorious leader as saying that he is an "equal opportunity hater: I hate everyone", which makes me think perhaps my brother-in-law has been leading a double life. If it's any consolation to this fucktard, I'm sure everyone hates him right back.

[Really Not All That Bright]

Apparently, Aryan Nation was sued in Idaho and lost in court to an Indian woman and her family who were shot at by them. In addition to the million $$ plus award, the woman won the exclusive rights to the name "Aryan Nation", which means she can sue them again for continuing to use it. Here's hoping.
They were awarded the compound in Couer D'Alene, not the Aryan Nations name. See here (http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/case-docket/keenan-v-aryan-nations).

[Sunspace]

Today's paper quoted their glorious leader as saying that he is an "equal opportunity hater: I hate everyone"...I know! We'll put them in with the Phelpses!

Wait, maybe that isn't such a good idea. Who needs heavily-armed Pheplses?

[Fear Itself]

Send 'em to Alaska, the local militia kooks (http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/112209/sta_527626651.shtml) will eat them alive. Nobody out-crackpots Alaskan crackpots!

[mecaenas]

Weird. What I don't get is, that even if their conspiracy theory was true that the UN is somehow a evil global movement.. why would it be stopped by something as trivial as a county law? I mean, if teh evil joows and furriners are going to setup a global hegemony, why would they respect the laws of a fly speck backwater?

[Miller]

Weird. What I don't get is, that even if their conspiracy theory was true that the UN is somehow a evil global movement.. why would it be stopped by something as trivial as a county law? I mean, if teh evil joows and furriners are going to setup a global hegemony, why would they respect the laws of a fly speck backwater?

:smack: Man, why didn't we think of that earlier?

Hey, guys! Operation: Grant County Invasion is back on! Turns out, we can just ignore the signs!

[Gatopescado]

Oregon is a good place for them. You can't even pump your own gas in Oregon. This will slow them down from spreading.

Seriously, have you ever tried to get across Oregon? 10 minutes to fill your car? I'd be 20 miles down the road by now, you fucking rube! Move your ass!

[mecaenas]

:smack: Man, why didn't we think of that earlier?

Hey, guys! Operation: Grant County Invasion is back on! Turns out, we can just ignore the signs!

Excellent! Now we shall assimilate them into our global monoculture! We will force them to use the metric system, stop tipping in restaurants, start using the word "fortnight" and, worst of all.. embrace a variation of Universal Health Care! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[fifty-six]

Send 'em to Alaska, the local militia kooks (http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/112209/sta_527626651.shtml) will eat them alive. Nobody out-crackpots Alaskan crackpots!

I knew someone was gonna try to send them here.

That type of person in the link is so common up here. They are average crackpots.

[ivan astikov]

Send 'em to Alaska, the local militia kooks (http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/112209/sta_527626651.shtml) will eat them alive. Nobody out-crackpots Alaskan crackpots!

You've got to be hardcore to get kicked out of the group you set up yourself. :D

[Nava]

Are these the guys pushing repatriation? Can we send 'em back to Europe?

... would anybody get angry if we stored them inside a nuclear reactor? Anywhere else would count as "endangering the wildlife."

[Anne Neville]

Hey, it's no extra burden. Just store 'em together. Sure, the nuclear waste will get contaminated but so what?

... would anybody get angry if we stored them inside a nuclear reactor?

But what if they get superpowers from the gamma rays?

I think a fusion reactor would be safer than a fission reactor for this. I say we throw them into the Sun. Yes, it would be expensive, but wouldn't it be worth it?

[Death of Rats]

Excellent! Now we shall assimilate them into our global monoculture! We will force them to use the metric system, stop tipping in restaurants, start using the word "fortnight" and, worst of all.. embrace a variation of Universal Health Care! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!


USE 'FORTNIGHT'!?! YOU MONSTERS! Won't someone think of the Aryan, Logger sawdust children?

[BrainGlutton]

I believe this "Pacific Northwest as White Nationalist homeland" idea goes back at least to the 1980s. Nothing has ever come of it.

[Chefguy]

That type of person in the link is so common up here. They are average crackpots.

And is one of the reasons I left.

[Giles]

Excellent! Now we shall assimilate them into our global monoculture! We will force them to use the metric system, stop tipping in restaurants, start using the word "fortnight" and, worst of all.. embrace a variation of Universal Health Care! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't forget putting the "u" in "colour" and the second "i" in "aluminium" :D

[SteveG1]

I believe this "Pacific Northwest as White Nationalist homeland" idea goes back at least to the 1980s. Nothing has ever come of it.
Maybe we can move them to an active volcano and hope for an explosion :D

[EvilTOJ]

My mom's from central Oregon and owns property in Grant county. She said there were 400 people at these town meetings, which is unheard of in John Day. I said "Oh so you mean everyone in town was there?" :D She wrote a letter of support to the city government to keep them out, for what it's worth.

[Tinkertoy]

My mom's from central Oregon and owns property in Grant county. She said there were 400 people at these town meetings, which is unheard of in John Day. I said "Oh so you mean everyone in town was there?" :D She wrote a letter of support to the city government to keep them out, for what it's worth.

The Aryan Nation or the United Nations?

[OttoDaFe]

Maybe we can move them to an active volcano and hope for an explosion :DYou want the stupid blown into the stratosphere so it can drift downwind and settle across the country?

[Muffin]

The UN issue in Grant County is about the creation of a UN World Heritage Site.

The Aryan Nation is trying to preserve its own heritage.

Therefore . . .

[Anne Neville]

The UN issue in Grant County is about the creation of a UN World Heritage Site.

The Aryan Nation is trying to preserve its own heritage.

Therefore . . .

But do we really need to set aside a place to preserve stupidity as part of our heritage? It doesn't seem to be in short supply everywhere else.

[smiling bandit]

Oregon has been a dumping ground of loonybins for many a long year (along with Idaho). I don't really understand why -- the coastal regions are lovely, but you head east and it starts to get ugly.

I think I heard about this - presumably, the land values are cheap.

[Really Not All That Bright]

The Aryan Nation or the United Nations?
Nitpick: it's Aryan Nations, not The Aryan Nation.

[SteveG1]

You want the stupid blown into the stratosphere so it can drift downwind and settle across the country?
I hadn't thought of that. It could be contagious :eek:

[BrainGlutton]

Oregon has been a dumping ground of loonybins for many a long year (along with Idaho). I don't really understand why -- the coastal regions are lovely, but you head east and it starts to get ugly.

In Joel Garreau's Nine Nations of North America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_nations_of_north_america) analysis, western Oregon -- west of the watershed of the Cascades -- is part of "Ecotopia" (the whole coastal Pacific Northwest from San Francisco to Anchorage) while eastern Oregon is part of "The Empty Quarter" (what everyone thinks of as "the West," or at least that part of the West north of "Mexamerica"). The key difference is that Ecotopia has a lot more water. Why that should make such a big cultural difference I do not know.

[silenus]

The key difference is that Ecotopia has a lot more water. Why that should make such a big cultural difference I do not know.

Dehydration makes you psycho?