Great Website Or Best Website Ever?

[Least Original User Name Ever]

http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/

That's it. I'm done. The laptop is closed. I can't top this. This wins the Internets.

[Covered_In_Bees!]

I am sure I speak for everyone when I say: What. The. Fuck?

[toofs]

Dude.

Why man, why.

[BigT]

Have I just been allegator-rolled?

[HazelNutCoffee]

I find the unicorns much more disturbing than the video.

[ShibbOleth]

Agree that the unicorns pissing rainbows was disturbing, but the end of the video where that crocodile sort of gallops was equally disturbing. I'd never seen a large reptilian use that kind of locomotion.

[Panurge]

Disturbing, but catchy.

Now get out of my head stupid chevrolet movie the-a-turr! :mad:

[njtt]

Not unicorns. No horns. Freaky though!

[Hallucinex]

I think I just got crocrolled

[BigT]

I think I just got crocrolled

Much better than mine.

[Serenata67]

Agree that the unicorns pissing rainbows was disturbing, but the end of the video where that crocodile sort of gallops was equally disturbing. I'd never seen a large reptilian use that kind of locomotion.

This.

What the heck. I'm kinda glad I had the sound off because my husband is still asleep. From what I'm hearing, the song is just as bizarre and annoying!

[Khendrask]

but the end of the video where that crocodile sort of gallops was equally disturbing. I'd never seen a large reptilian use that kind of locomotion.

We've got lots of 'gators here, and let me tell you, those beasts can be VERY fast. Mostly they are slow and plodding, but when they see something they want, or are scared, look out, they can MOVE.

[Surly Chick]

Ok. Somehow I've managed never to notice crocodiles' hind feet. Those things are all levels of creepy!

[Shagnasty]

Great site. Very informative.

[don't ask]

Not unicorns. Albino centaurs on Lasix.

[Isamu]

Ok. Somehow I've managed never to notice crocodiles' hind feet. Those things are all levels of creepy!

That's an alligator not a croc, if I'm not mistaken.

[Rysdad]

That's an alligator not a croc, if I'm not mistaken.

Pretty sure it's a freshwater croc.

[Shagnasty]

It is a crocodile. I grew up in Louisiana. Alligators and crocodiles look roughly similar but they aren't the same beast at all in terms of behavior. Alligators are the stoners of the crocodilian family and you can swim in waters infested with them without much worry unless you are a small child or poodle. Their noses are rounded rather than pointed like the one in the video and the aggression level is much less. Alligators can run quickly but they don't usually get up the energy to do so.

Here is a list of crocodilian family species with pictures. I am not exactly sure which one that is but it isn't an alligator.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/cnhc/csl.html

That said. This website renewed my faith in life and humanity. It is just joyous celebration of a beautiful creature and a decked out multi-media vehicle. You can't get much more basic and pure than that. I have had it on infinite loop for the past few hours and will keep it that way forever. I understood the message and converted. It is like a kone for the information age. Think about it long enough and you will find the meaning too.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

It is a crocodile. I grew up in Louisiana. Alligators and crocodiles look roughly similar but they aren't the same beast at all in terms of behavior. Alligators are the stoners of the crocodilian family and you can swim in waters infested with them without much worry unless you are a small child or poodle. Their noses are rounded rather than pointed like the one in the video and the aggression level is much less. Alligators can run quickly but they don't usually get up the energy to do so.

Here is a list of crocodilian family species with pictures. I am not exactly sure which one that is but it isn't an alligator.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/cnhc/csl.html

That said. This website renewed my faith in life and humanity. It is just joyous celebration of a beautiful creature and a decked out multi-media vehicle. You can't get much more basic and pure than that. I have had it on infinite loop for the past few hours and will keep it that way forever. I understood the message and converted. It is like a kone for the information age. Think about it long enough and you will find the meaning too.

Finally, someone gets it.

[Skammer]

I was confused, I only saw the unicorns and rainbows and pulsating speakers. Videos are blocked so the rest of the page was blank, except the Google ad. I was thinking wtf? Where is the alligator?

I'll have to check it out later.

[Duckster]

It will become another cult web site in time. They're running Google Analytics with it. The virtual word of mouth here will spread, Analytics will record the "success rate" and a bit down the road, someone in the trade press or script kiddie site with turn it into an overnight sensation. Then the mainstream media will report it.

It appears owned by a shell company acting as a consultant group out of Washington, DC. (They appear to have government contracts.) So it's probably one of their script kiddies using the company server just for fun. It boosts the hit rate on the server so that can use those stats and claim their official company web site is getting more hits, which leads to more potential sales and contracts, etc. Seen it before.

[pravnik]

A bit of background from Encyclopedia Dramatica:

http: //encyclopediadramatica.com/Interior_Crocodile_Alligator

ETA: Broke the link, may not be safe for work. Funny though.

[Celyn]

http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/

That's it. I'm done. The laptop is closed. I can't top this. This wins the Internets.

This is surely a new meaning of the word "win". You are very evil, Least Original U.N. and must go to bed with no supper. :D

...Alligators are the stoners of the crocodilian family and you can swim in waters infested with them without much worry unless you are a small child or poodle...

I like this: good old Straight Dope. It gives me a very annoying site BUT also a bit of potentially useful information. Well, in that if I ever happen to meet an alligator, I suppose I'll know just to offer it a smoke or some fast food or something. :)

And I have made the multi-quote thing work. I feel cleverer than a unicorn with rainbows!

[buttonjockey308]

Not unicorns. Albino centaurs on Lasix.

And skittles.

That was 81 seconds I'll never get back. Why I had to watch it until it ended, I'll never know.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

A bit of background from Encyclopedia Dramatica:

http: //encyclopediadramatica.com/Interior_Crocodile_Alligator

ETA: Broke the link, may not be safe for work. Funny though.


http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/interior-crocodile-alligator

Old meme isn't new.

[dragoncat]

I think the crocodile/alligator is a cayman.

[Ají de Gallina]

Isn't it a gavial?

[Cicero]

Least Original User Name is now on the top of my shit list.

[Autolycus]

Least Original User Name is now on the top of my shit list.

Heaven help the person on the bottom.

[Shagnasty]

I like this: good old Straight Dope. It gives me a very annoying site BUT also a bit of potentially useful information. Well, in that if I ever happen to meet an alligator, I suppose I'll know just to offer it a smoke or some fast food or something. :)!

Alligators absolutely love big, puffy marshmallows. Give a chill one some of those and you have a friend for life. I am not kidding. They also love chicken too which may help explain why they really do like it.

[Cheshire Human]

Least Original User Name is now on the top of my shit list.

We should start abbreviating it to LOUNE, pronounced "loony".:D

[BigT]

We should start abbreviating it to LOUNE, pronounced "loony".:D

We already do (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=5200423)!


Note: link counts as a search.

[Sigmagirl]

It needs to be interactive.

[appleciders]

And skittles.

That was 81 seconds I'll never get back. Why I had to watch it until it ended, I'll never know.

I thought it was going to go somewhere. It didn't.

[Bayesian Empirimancer]

It does win the internet, I'm not understanding the unicorn though.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

It does win the internet, I'm not understanding the unicorn though.

Well, you haven't won an Internet yet. After you win one, it'll become oh so clear.



Now that I've won one Internet, this will win me my second: http://www.kittehroulette.com/

[Bayesian Empirimancer]

Well, you haven't won an Internet yet. After you win one, it'll become oh so clear.



Now that I've won one Internet, this will win me my second: http://www.kittehroulette.com/

I love you

[Least Original User Name Ever]

I love you

I get that a lot.

[Panurge]

It's been more than a week now and that ... song ... is still on my mind. Does that mean that I have officially joined the cult? I think I dreamed about the horse-men too.

[Torpor Beast]

Now that I've won one Internet, this will win me my second: http://www.kittehroulette.com/

Gahhhh! Why can't I stop watching this? I don't even like cats that much. HALP! Uh... I mean help!